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Posted by: Isaac_Putin May 11 2006, 02:29 PM

For me:

Suntan lotion

Posted by: diane26 May 11 2006, 04:14 PM

A good smelling mens cologne.

I like to spray a bit on the bed sheets I just love the smell of certin colognes.

Posted by: Assfucker May 11 2006, 04:20 PM

my balls










Oh and my wifes ass

Posted by: foxy lady May 11 2006, 04:56 PM

Anything containing sandalwood......very subtle sex smell for me

Posted by: Vlad May 11 2006, 04:57 PM

Hawaiian ginger.

I trance out on that scent.

Posted by: natalie May 11 2006, 06:04 PM

My hubby can spray on whatever and then at the end of the day it's changed it's scent (in a good way so no B.O. jokes) to mingle with something (once again not B.O.) that is uniquely him and that is so sexy.

Posted by: ddd35 May 11 2006, 08:05 PM

a lady right after she has orgasmed , theres a fresh smell that just makes ya say HUMMMMMMM

Posted by: Pinkcheeks214 May 11 2006, 08:29 PM

Yes I agree.

Posted by: Isaac_Putin May 11 2006, 08:52 PM

Cinnamon

Posted by: numba1fan May 11 2006, 11:17 PM

Natalies hair !!!!!!

Everytime i smell it i just want to grab her, force up against a wall and have my dirty way with her

oh and campfire

Posted by: summoner May 11 2006, 11:43 PM

Hubbies cologne

Posted by: Isaac_Putin May 12 2006, 09:49 AM

The smell outside on a summer morning.

Posted by: Assfucker May 12 2006, 09:59 AM

Fresh cut grass

Posted by: boanna May 12 2006, 11:51 AM

fresh cut grass..that would be in my top 10.

1. pine needles. standing next to a pine tree and the wind blows - it's awesome!
2. the neck of a horse (their natural oil smell). shove your nose into a horses
neck the next time your around one, you'll agree with me, or start to wonder....
3. fresh cut sawdust - theres a man's cologne that for some reason smells like
this to me, it's called 1881. if u can't find the cologne, just roll around with
him in a pile of fresh sawdust
4. a mans cum after it's mixed with mine. no extra comments needed on this one.


how bout a smell i hate...black licoresh. see, i cant even spell the word - i hate it that much!

Posted by: foxy lady May 12 2006, 11:56 AM

I'm with you on the black licorice thing......and it taste like soap in your mouth

Posted by: Assfucker May 12 2006, 12:05 PM

Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 12 2006, 12:42 PM

OH my god that is so funny I know how much love horses

Posted by: boanna May 12 2006, 12:51 PM

come on assfucker...do it. if your not afraid to lick your own ass, you can smell a horses neck!

Posted by: Assfucker May 12 2006, 12:55 PM

is my name "Horsefucker"?



I don't like horses

Posted by: countryboy11 May 12 2006, 01:04 PM

Assfucker.... i guess that could be construed to mean donkeyfucker

Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 12 2006, 01:17 PM

Posted by: Bobaloo May 12 2006, 03:47 PM

Now that was an excellent display of a play on words. Well done CB

Posted by: boanna May 12 2006, 05:47 PM

learn to like them!

Posted by: boanna May 12 2006, 05:48 PM

now even I didnt think of that!

Posted by: ddd35 May 12 2006, 05:49 PM

thats bad really mean to him

Posted by: boanna May 12 2006, 05:52 PM

assfucker likes bad!

Posted by: ddd35 May 12 2006, 05:53 PM

well I suppose he wouldnt be assfucker if he didnt

Posted by: ndboxer May 12 2006, 05:54 PM

Whatever it is that comes in a heart shaped bottle from vic secerts. But cant be put on strong. I get a semi everytime i walk past the store.

Posted by: boanna May 12 2006, 05:56 PM

its called dream angels, heavenly

Posted by: ddd35 May 12 2006, 05:59 PM

yeah that does it for me to course it doesnt hurt to see all those thongs

Posted by: Bobaloo May 12 2006, 06:41 PM

VS had a perfume in a heart-shaped bottle called rapture, but they don't make it anymore. It was awesome. One of me exes wore it and it would drive me wild. but now my further mother-in-law wears it a stockpiled the stuff when she found out it was being discontinued and it totally ruined the scent for me.

Posted by: diane26 May 12 2006, 07:23 PM

My favorite perfume from VS is The Dream Angels line, DIVINE

I get at least 3 comments about it everytime I am out about how good it smells.

Posted by: hott1976 May 12 2006, 07:29 PM

smells that turn me on... Hugo.... anything calvin klein (on men of course)

Posted by: Assfucker May 13 2006, 06:58 PM

Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 14 2006, 05:16 PM

The Beach

Posted by: ndboxer May 15 2006, 10:59 AM

That was the one! What a shame I could pic it out across a crowded bar.

Posted by: tripled May 15 2006, 11:12 AM

the smell of rain

Posted by: boanna May 15 2006, 12:00 PM

Posted by: boanna May 15 2006, 12:02 PM

oh yes, the smell of rain...but only in the country...

Posted by: boanna May 15 2006, 12:09 PM

OH MY GOD! i just remembered one! puppy breath!!! gotta love puppy breath! come on, admit it...

Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 12:19 PM

man, you like some strange smells

Posted by: boanna May 15 2006, 12:20 PM

"Women who believe that the use of ‘sexy’ perfumes will attract men, however, may be misguided. Women’s sensitivity to musk, an ingredient commonly used in perfumes, is 1000 times greater than men’s. ‘Sexy’ perfumes containing musk are therefore much more likely to arouse the woman wearing them than any potential male partners. (boanna adds...this explains lesbian thing - we are attracting eachother!) But by making a woman feel more sensual, the perfume may affect her behaviour and thus indirectly increase her attractiveness. A number of women’s magazines have recently carried good-news reports claiming that the smell of cinnamon buns has been proven to ‘boost male erections’ - some use the more scientific-sounding euphemism ‘increase penile blood-flow’. "

ok, thats a quote from something i read lately. IT JUST GOES TO SHOW - mom was right when she said the way to a man's heart is thru the kitchen! ladies, next time u whip up some cinnamon buns, dont forget to gently insert one up the hoohah.

Posted by: foxy lady May 15 2006, 12:21 PM

Yes yes that is a lovely scent boanna.....anything to do with the country actually is a pleasure to my sniffer.......Ahhhh and summer is here

Posted by: boanna May 15 2006, 12:22 PM

but i like u, and i havent even smelled u!

how bout the smell of a running chainsaw! its great! just like a motorcycle smells.

Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 12:22 PM

Ya'll will be licking eachothers pussy's and we'll be fucking the cinna~bunz........









great

Posted by: boanna May 15 2006, 12:23 PM

well not everything country smells good. have u ever had to clean a chicken coop when its over 100 degrees!

Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 12:23 PM

*holds back 10 tastless sexual comments*

Posted by: boanna May 15 2006, 12:25 PM

yea, but....ok, i wont even say it! it'll come to u about midnight, what i was gonna say

Posted by: boanna May 15 2006, 12:26 PM

aaahhh, release just one please!

Posted by: boanna May 15 2006, 12:26 PM

with your ten gallon handle, any comments u make only send u uphill!

Posted by: foxy lady May 15 2006, 12:28 PM

You wouldn't pay me enough


I was talking country as in wilderness country

Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 12:29 PM

With your 10 gallon juggs, any comment you make sends my dick uphill

Posted by: boanna May 15 2006, 12:29 PM

wilderness...like guttin a deer smell??!! how bout tackle box with 2 year old bait left in it!

Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 12:30 PM

thats just what I was thinking........














*unzips*

Posted by: foxy lady May 15 2006, 12:30 PM

Posted by: boanna May 15 2006, 12:31 PM

OH MY GOD! u actually said something nice to me, and quite romantic, for an assfucker!

Posted by: Bobaloo May 15 2006, 12:33 PM

I can be romantic too...

I love you!

now can I get a boobie pic???

Posted by: boanna May 15 2006, 12:33 PM

Posted by: boanna May 15 2006, 12:34 PM

Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 12:36 PM

I have a ton of romance.....running out of my cock























roses are red
my balls are blue

drop those pants
and all yer dreams will cum true

Posted by: Bobaloo May 15 2006, 12:36 PM

You're amazing, Bo. I thought you were just going to up and slap me. thanks for sharing your sexy body with me.

Posted by: boanna May 15 2006, 12:38 PM

dang, i gotta go pack. goin on a two week vacation thursday. i have two things i wanna talk about, but not in this thread. someone meet me there in a few hours. yes, yes, i will post some pics. by the way, i have a few pics to show, of someone elses boobies. dont know whos they are, just wanna show and discuss. is that ok or will someone sue my ass off?

Posted by: boanna May 15 2006, 12:42 PM

your welcome. see these tiny pics? i made them, use them for my computer icons. have tons of them. fun stuff

Posted by: belicked6924 May 16 2006, 07:29 PM

No chicken coops but have cleaned the pig houses

Posted by: boanna Jun 20 2006, 06:35 PM

what? no bodys posted here in a while? no smells turn anyone on anymore?


how bout if we figure out how to make our pics scratch and sniff ones for u? go ahead, see if this one works....

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 20 2006, 06:49 PM

unfortuantely it dudn't work, but I shall take the picture as a success regardless




hmmm smells that turn me on....my belly button

Posted by: boanna Jun 20 2006, 06:49 PM

why, what do u carry around in your belly button?

Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jun 20 2006, 08:00 PM

It seems to me BO that all your tops & panties match!


Do they?

Posted by: evade20 Jun 20 2006, 09:50 PM

Are we talking about the smell of her tops and panties?....

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 21 2006, 12:38 PM

mostly lint

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 21 2006, 12:42 PM

when he jacks onto his stomach, he makes sure to leave some of his "deposit" in there for later

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 21 2006, 12:58 PM

hmmm...I'd never thought of that....does it get sticky?

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 21 2006, 01:02 PM

it dries dood

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 21 2006, 01:14 PM

Well sorry for my ignorance, I guess I don't have the wealth of experience of masturbating into my belly button like you do.

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 21 2006, 01:16 PM

Sorry, I like to hit a bullseye

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Jun 27 2006, 01:45 PM

i dont know if anyones said this and im going to get comments on it....
BUT
i love the smell of wood.


theres this lumber yard near my house and every time i drive by, i practically stick my head out the window to get a whiff. mmmmmm i love the smell of wood!!!!

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 27 2006, 01:52 PM

I've got some "wood"you can smell

Posted by: boanna Jun 27 2006, 03:29 PM

oh yes mammmmmm!

boanna - page 1 of this thread:

"1. pine needles. standing next to a pine tree and the wind blows - it's awesome!
2. the neck of a horse (their natural oil smell). shove your nose into a horses
neck the next time your around one, you'll agree with me, or start to wonder....
3. fresh cut sawdust - theres a man's cologne that for some reason smells like
this to me, it's called 1881. if u can't find the cologne, just roll around with
him in a pile of fresh sawdust
4. a mans cum after it's mixed with mine. no extra comments needed on this one."

so lets me N u go camping up in the woods....get someone else to drive so we can both stick our heads out the window for hours....just to smell the wood!

there's quite a few reasons why Home Depot is my favorite store!

Posted by: jlynn Jun 28 2006, 09:18 AM

Not sure if anyone's said these, but I love the smell of old spice deodorant, the original kind. It's what my boyfriend has always worn and I just love snuggling up to him and and catching subtle bits of it. If I happen to be near a guy wearing it, I just wanna jump him.

Also, the smell of my boyfriend's best friend turns me on. It's some kind of mix of leave-in conditioner, cigarettes, and something else I can't quite put my finger on. But when he enters a room, I can smell him, and it always makes me wanna go at it.

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 28 2006, 09:23 AM

I've sniffed my wifes ass whilest masturbating before

Posted by: ndboxer Jun 28 2006, 12:57 PM

but maybe

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 28 2006, 01:12 PM

dood it was hawt

Posted by: boanna Jun 28 2006, 05:27 PM

well, after looking at her pics, i think i believe u!

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Jun 30 2006, 12:07 AM

OMG!!! i love the fucking Home Depot!!!! maybe you and i should just go shopping there to get enough wood to build a house. thus means we get to hire all the sexy hung construction workers we want....

now THAT would be a lotttt of wood!

Posted by: belicked6924 Jul 15 2006, 09:28 PM

There's a gentleman's club in my area called "The Lumberyard" Their slogan is "where real men get wood".

Posted by: Bobaloo Jul 17 2006, 11:10 AM

... get hammered, and nail the boards -- er, broads.

Posted by: Lynette Sep 6 2006, 03:22 PM

STEP RIGHT UP! I try to Bar-B-Q at least three times a week because I LOVE the smell of meat being smoked. And, yes, this IS the way I normally dress when I'm cooking, cleaning, or anything around the house. Guess I just can't shake my Tahitian heritage no matter what I do.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 6 2006, 03:39 PM

just be careful if you lean over the grill

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 6 2006, 03:43 PM

there's some joke here about cort's friend and a burnt hotdog... but i'm just too lazy to try and figure it out right now

Posted by: Lynette Sep 6 2006, 04:45 PM

I actually did that once. Bent over the grill and before I knew it I had what felt like toasted nipples. NEVER again. I'm REAL careful now. LOL!

Posted by: penelope Sep 6 2006, 05:00 PM

I should think so those boobs are hot enough

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 7 2006, 01:09 AM

Well when you do.... I will laugh

Posted by: B-Baby Sep 21 2006, 06:52 AM

I agree completely. I would add one thing....my man's underarms. I swear I nearly cum just smelling them. He is so sexy.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 21 2006, 07:49 AM

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 21 2006, 12:53 PM

haha, that reminds me of a Kids in the Hall sketch(Canadian comedy show from the 90's none of you probably have heard of). This guy Danny Husk finds out that people love the smell of his armpits. He launches a cologne line called Husk Musk. He runs on a treadmill with suction cups and hoses strapped under his ams to collect the "nectar". Much funnier to watch than my weak attempt at describing it.

I couldn't find the actual videoof it so I'll just post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNfjK6DvN4Q instead.
Completely off the topic but I think I described this one before and it's pretty funny.
And that is all®

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 21 2006, 07:21 PM

kids in the hall, kids in the hall. hahaha. I remember that show. There was a flying pig in one of the sketches. actually, that was one of the stupider sketches. Stupider like a fox.

I like the squishing your head sketches.. those were good. I still squish people who irritate me. Not sure if I saw the armpit one, but who knows. My brain is such a pile of mush anyway.

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 21 2006, 07:24 PM

I just watched it. I laughed my ass off right when it started and I saw the word nipple in the title. I remember that one. I lvoe when she finds out that he pees thorugh his penis. classic.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 22 2006, 12:10 AM

Thank god for youtube.com

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 22 2006, 11:12 AM

their only downfall is not permitting nudity.

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 22 2006, 11:14 AM

Agreed!!! that place would be awesome with nudity. You have no idea how many times I'll watch something and be like, damn, she's hot. Can't wait to see her tits at the end of the vid... then i'm like, oh, shit. ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 22 2006, 06:12 PM

A website on the internet that doesn't allow nudity????

Damn those motherfuckers to hell

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 22 2006, 06:16 PM

Yup. Imagine that. There's more nudity going on in church

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 22 2006, 06:55 PM

Kinda like this?

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 23 2006, 09:46 AM

that's hilarious. Glad my wife got dressed at the house. I have a higher quality camera set up there.

Posted by: evade20 Sep 25 2006, 02:41 AM

No nudity perhaps but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnYYK07lGFc&mode=related&search=rachel%20brice is prefectly awsome and sexy as hell. My only complaint is that YouTube some times takes forever to download.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrdGU2Oa4x0&mode=related&search=rachel%20brice

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 25 2006, 11:17 AM

violence, profanity, no problem! a pair of tits? no chance in hell.



hahaha, that's about the funniest thing I've seen in awhile.


she's pretty hot! when do we get to see her tits?

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 27 2006, 12:32 AM

There is nothing I can't do.... as long as I have google

Posted by: AlphaOmega Sep 28 2006, 10:44 PM

this lotion called fireside, very nice

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 29 2006, 11:52 AM

you'll find KY jelly works better

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 29 2006, 07:47 PM

Personal experience?

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 29 2006, 11:52 PM

no, I don't masturbate.

Posted by: AlphaOmega Sep 30 2006, 12:43 AM

funny its ky rubbing lotion

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 3 2006, 04:20 AM

What do you call it in Canada then?

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 3 2006, 12:05 PM

countin' sheep?

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 3 2006, 06:27 PM

masturbatingeh

girls call it taming the beaver

Posted by: Lynette Oct 3 2006, 08:23 PM

HOLY CRAP! She's awesome!!

Posted by: AlphaOmega Oct 3 2006, 10:12 PM

sorry the masturbatingeh was just funny, i havent figured out the quoting yet sorry

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 4 2006, 10:11 AM

click that little button at the lower right of the post you're wanted to quote.

Posted by: AlphaOmega Oct 4 2006, 11:00 AM

oh so i should click reply since thats the button circled?

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 4 2006, 11:13 AM

give it a try. Notice the little quotation marks around the word reply???

Posted by: AlphaOmega Oct 4 2006, 11:17 AM

ohhh nice

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 4 2006, 12:23 PM

I tried clicking on the reply button circled in that pic and nothing happened

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 4 2006, 12:25 PM

that's exactly the response I was expecting to get.

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 4 2006, 12:58 PM

Alpha probably didn't make it that far

Posted by: HardDick69 Oct 4 2006, 03:09 PM

yah who woulda ever thought that a reply button w/ quotes around it would actually quote that post....talk about confusing....

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 4 2006, 03:50 PM

wait till you try clicking on the options button

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 4 2006, 04:11 PM

in almost 7000 posts and 2.5 years I don't think I've ever clicked on that

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 4 2006, 04:19 PM

haha. that's funny. I don't think i have either. I might try it now... except for I won't be able to say that ever again.

Posted by: HardDick69 Oct 4 2006, 04:24 PM

Damn, options? Holy cow, this shit is complicated


*Gets out his sliderule*

Posted by: Lynette Oct 4 2006, 04:54 PM

Just last weekend became familiar with another smell that TOTALLY turned me on... Realm for men. This scent is almost hypnotic ay close range.

Posted by: AlphaOmega Oct 4 2006, 06:20 PM

im just not that smart

Posted by: HardDick69 Oct 4 2006, 06:24 PM

You said it! Not us!

Posted by: AlphaOmega Oct 5 2006, 12:46 AM

sure did

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 5 2006, 01:06 AM

Both funny for very different reasons!

Posted by: CABoobGuy Oct 9 2006, 01:52 PM

Opium, by Yves Saint Laurent.

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 10 2006, 12:49 AM

for me it's Opium, by Thailand Drug Lords

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 10 2006, 11:25 AM

hahaha he types what I'm thinking

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 11 2006, 02:04 AM

I don't even remember typing it.... must've been fucked up

Posted by: 5thattempt Jun 17 2011, 07:27 AM

Thought I would fire this up again and see if people had anything to add.
One of those smells that always stays with me is on the drive from Cairns (Australia) to Kuranda. Just as you get to the top of the 'mountain' range it is rainforest and for about 1 km there is the smell of fresh trees, dew, basically it smells like the freshest air there could ever be.

And I love the smell of fresh baked choc chip cookies (with a hint of vanilla)

Posted by: ddd35 Jun 17 2011, 07:48 AM

The bedroom after a good sex romp . the smell of sex is a turn on to me .

Posted by: UncleBuck Jun 17 2011, 09:29 AM

I am quite fond of KFC..Nothing like the smell a a bucket of The Colonel's Secret Recipe to get me a 'chubby' or shall I say Chubbier!

Posted by: ddd35 Jun 17 2011, 04:44 PM

Fresh cut grass , On a sunny bright day .

Posted by: Buck Turgidson Jun 17 2011, 08:11 PM

A girl who wears Victoria's Secret "Rapture" and "Vanilla.." can get me aroused just like *snap fingers* that! I don't know what it is, but it does it for me.

The next type of scent that does it for me is a bit different. There's something about the smell of a gentlemen's club I used to frequent. It's the combined smell of several dozen high end women's perfume and body lotion in the VIP room. The overall effect of seeing numerous nude girls with the smell is that of "candy", for lack of a better word.

You may think it's gross, but you once you experience it, you will find that it's true. I'll be honest, the smell of a sweaty woman can be a downright ewwww experience. Scientists tell us in their little articles that sweat is a natural attractant. Ok, so they say. I was at a friends house party and it was a warm evening, people dancing getting into the party atmosphere when I got a whiff of this cute girls sweat scent next to me. Ohh my freaking gawd, she smelled so sweet, like a sugar type of sweet smell. I wanted to be next to her and something about her scent started triggering all kinds of wonderful male type things in me! I'm a believer now! And no, we didn't score that night, sadly.

Posted by: Lynette Jun 21 2011, 06:18 PM

VANILLA!

Posted by: misschickie Jun 23 2011, 05:25 AM

the back of my hubby's neck after he has worked all day.

musky, slightly soapy and like money.

lol, he's a contractor.

Posted by: evade20 Jun 23 2011, 06:25 AM

He's a lucky SOB!

Posted by: 5thattempt Jun 23 2011, 06:28 AM

Hell yeah he's lucky, who smells like money?

Posted by: evade20 Jun 23 2011, 06:36 AM

Any man that has Chickie hanging over him is a lucky SOB.... period!

Posted by: evade20 Aug 20 2011, 01:11 PM

I'll get some vanilla bean ice cream and lick it from your navel!!!!!!

Posted by: hothousewife4play Apr 9 2017, 09:37 PM

Eternity by Calvin Klein

Posted by: freestyle Apr 9 2017, 10:28 PM

Calving Klein Euphoria. I dated a girl 10 years ago that wore it. Sexiest girl I've ever known and still to this day when I smell it, it awakens an animal instinct reaction in me that I can't control.

Posted by: hothousewife4play Apr 10 2017, 01:13 AM

The smell outside after a good long rain. Sometimes I open the windows just so I can hear the rain better & turn everything off (tv, stereo, etc.) The sound & smell of nature are just so soothing.