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Posted by: Morpheus Jan 25 2006, 11:29 PM

ladies do u prefer to spit or swallow and why do u prefer what you picked

Posted by: Kiana Jan 25 2006, 11:39 PM

I swallow, ALWAYS! I think spitting is such a waste. Why work for the prize if you are just gonna throw it away???

Posted by: Hardabs Jan 25 2006, 11:59 PM

i dont get blow jobs often and when i do she doesnt swallow which really takes out a lot of the fun

Posted by: sexysotslad Jan 26 2006, 12:00 AM

het hardabs i was in a relationship where i didnt get one bj for 14 months it was fucking torture

Posted by: diane26 Jan 26 2006, 12:41 AM

Neither.

Posted by: Hardabs Jan 26 2006, 12:43 AM

yea i rarely get bjs and it sucks that she doesnt swallow cuz now u have to think about where you're gonna cum...once u worry about that the bj isnt as great as it should be

Posted by: diane26 Jan 26 2006, 12:44 AM

Why not cum in her???

Posted by: Hardabs Jan 26 2006, 12:49 AM

i like to stay protected so putting on a condom just eliminates that spontaneous cum bust hehe.

Posted by: diane26 Jan 26 2006, 12:56 AM

So you like to be protected but not her???? Cumming in her mouth gives her no protection?? ( not being rude just curious)

Posted by: sexysotslad Jan 26 2006, 01:00 AM

i have to agrewwith diane there mate she has a point x x

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 26 2006, 08:17 AM

I love you... will you marry me???

Posted by: Kiana Jan 26 2006, 10:15 AM

Absolutely!

Posted by: BigBadJeep Jan 26 2006, 11:03 AM

my GF does both, it really depends on the situation. If we are somewhere outside or in the bathroom she will just spit, but if not she swallows

Posted by: Kiana Jan 26 2006, 11:15 AM

Why do ladies spit? I really dont get it. I mean, seriously, if you are gonna let him come in your mouth whats the point of spitting? I like cum and I like to swallow and I understand people like Diane. She doesnt even let him come in her mouth so she doesnt spit or swallow. That makes sense to me but if you are going to let it in your mouth why spit? Makes no sense to me.

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 26 2006, 12:57 PM

I knew when I saw Kiana posted in here, she would have the perfect answer.

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 26 2006, 01:18 PM

well... almost perfect... perfect would've included a hot-ass pic of her... but trust me, i'm NOT complaining

Posted by: Boobluver2 Jan 26 2006, 01:24 PM

You really are a dream come true! I think I'm in luv!

Posted by: diane26 Jan 26 2006, 01:45 PM

I agree Kiana if I let someone cum in my mouth than it is already in there so damage done no sense of spitting. probably get rid of it faster to just swallow.

Me if he is about to cum I hop on top and finish him off. But I dont go for the cumming in my mouth to begin with. The precum was bad enough for me.

Posted by: goofus67 Jan 26 2006, 04:32 PM

Um, diane...you're making a little too much sense for these guys. It appears they don't understand "safe sex". Probably not even "safe". Definitely not "sex"

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 26 2006, 04:39 PM

safe sex...

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Posted by: Gnappster Jan 26 2006, 04:42 PM

you mean there is another kind?

Posted by: diane26 Jan 26 2006, 04:43 PM

I am hoping that was a compliment

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 26 2006, 04:43 PM

tell him to start eating more pineapple
(and NO i don't know from personal experience in tasting cum)

Posted by: diane26 Jan 26 2006, 04:53 PM

Well my husband is the most BJ's I ever have given. I rather have a one night stand sex wise than suck someone dick I dont know wierd I am sure but that is very personal to me.

There is only 2 other people besides my husband I have done it to and I was to young to be giving head and to young to really remember it. But my husband pre cums a lot and it just makes me want to gag right away so he doesnt mind I say he cant cum in my mouth. Using an altoid or flavored lubs helps a little but it is just a very gross taste to me.

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 26 2006, 05:17 PM

yeah, I'd rather have sex with a girl instead of sucking a dick too.

Posted by: girlie_girl Jan 26 2006, 05:28 PM

I'm with Kiana on this one. I've always said that, I just don't get it.

I am so turned on by the fact that my giving a guy head REALLY turns him on, that I'm really excited when he cums and WANT to lap it all up and not waste a drop.

Posted by: sexysotslad Jan 26 2006, 05:34 PM

girls that swallow are fucking great but i also dont mind girls not swallowing as coming over their face is good as wellx x

Posted by: johnny wadd Jan 26 2006, 05:37 PM

You are a pisser!

Posted by: diane26 Jan 26 2006, 06:04 PM

Posted by: sexysotslad Jan 26 2006, 08:37 PM

the thought of that makes me so hard sensual lips u sexy girl x x x

Posted by: Morpheus Jan 27 2006, 11:06 PM

wow babe nice pic u got any pics of u actually gettin cum in ur mouth?
*wink

Posted by: CaramelTits Jan 29 2006, 05:26 AM

I never understood why spit it out when its already in your mouth.
And even if you spit it out you will still swallow some of it.. ..
As for me..I dont spit or swallow.

Posted by: sensual_lips Jan 29 2006, 01:14 PM

dont have any but working on it

Posted by: johnny wadd Jan 29 2006, 01:36 PM

Pretty Sexy mouth

Posted by: sweetnsexy Jan 29 2006, 08:32 PM

With my hubby I can gargle first, then swallow!!

Posted by: Morpheus Jan 29 2006, 09:38 PM

nice nice come on ladies post all ur pics of blowjobs or facials............if u dont mind or is that a lil to hardcore for this place

Posted by: sweetnsexy Jan 29 2006, 09:47 PM

Ok....

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Posted by: sweetnsexy Jan 29 2006, 09:48 PM

and...

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Posted by: belicked6924 Jan 29 2006, 09:51 PM

Damn Sweet that's hot.

Posted by: jlynn Jan 29 2006, 09:52 PM

I always swallow my bf's, or he'll cum on me...but just for variety, never because I don't want it in my mouth. I've never spat--I just think that swallowing it is one of the most sexy, intimate things I can do. And I like his taste.

Posted by: sexysotslad Jan 29 2006, 09:53 PM

he is lucky guy to have u scking his cock and even more swallowing all his come honeyx x

Posted by: Morpheus Jan 29 2006, 09:54 PM

excellent pics sweet, keep em comin if u got em ladies lol dont be shy

Posted by: sweetnsexy Jan 29 2006, 09:57 PM

Now, be fair.....you can see that I try to keep em cumming....!!

Posted by: sexysotslad Jan 29 2006, 09:58 PM

must agree sweet sexy nice one where he was all over cheek x x

Posted by: Morpheus Jan 29 2006, 10:00 PM

wow what can i say your right BUT!!!!!.....there wasnt really any cum in the first pic now was there

Posted by: sweetnsexy Jan 29 2006, 10:03 PM

Not that you could see!!

Posted by: Morpheus Jan 29 2006, 10:04 PM

LE GASP touche

Posted by: sexysotslad Jan 29 2006, 10:04 PM

i think it was ive been chating to sweetand sexy and i think it was come she would love it x

Posted by: Morpheus Jan 29 2006, 10:05 PM

you got any videos? if so would you mind sharing?

Posted by: sweetnsexy Jan 29 2006, 10:06 PM

Posted by: sexysotslad Jan 29 2006, 10:07 PM

id like to see them as well

Posted by: sweetnsexy Jan 29 2006, 10:13 PM

more....just as a quickie!!

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Posted by: sexysotslad Jan 29 2006, 10:14 PM

give us m,ore u r so fucking naughty and sexy

Posted by: sweetnsexy Jan 29 2006, 10:16 PM

This is naughty...

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Posted by: sweetnsexy Jan 29 2006, 10:17 PM

This is fucking...

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Posted by: sexysotslad Jan 29 2006, 10:19 PM

u r making me so hard honey looking at these pics can u pm me them please and lot more like that as im hard as rock right now x

Posted by: diane26 Jan 29 2006, 10:51 PM

I didnt see any of them

Posted by: Morpheus Jan 29 2006, 11:57 PM

ahhhh no fair i never got to see em

Posted by: johnny wadd Jan 30 2006, 12:07 AM

You get my vote if you ever run for president!Great pictures ms.sweetnsexy

Posted by: belicked6924 Jan 30 2006, 12:12 AM

Damn for bad timing and needing to do things in real life.

Posted by: Morpheus Jan 30 2006, 12:19 AM

lmao

Posted by: Morpheus Jan 30 2006, 11:18 PM

wow girls all i can say is .......wow.......*drops jaw*

Posted by: hott1976 Feb 1 2006, 07:33 PM

swallow!

Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 1 2006, 07:34 PM

what a fucking great pic

Posted by: Morpheus Feb 6 2006, 04:45 PM

keep postin em dont be shy ladies

Posted by: peakaboobs Feb 6 2006, 06:44 PM

Swallow, always

Posted by: juicyboobs Feb 6 2006, 06:46 PM

i'm with these ladies, i love making a man completely helpless and thinking of nothing but my mouth on his cock....... spit never !!! and ooops...... just been told get here now............. might have to prove that theory ....... again ......

Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 6 2006, 06:47 PM

i lovegirls that swallow nothing better than watching them lick it all of you and shlurp it up

Posted by: latinlover Feb 6 2006, 07:42 PM

I wish I didn't live so far away from all these dream women!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 7 2006, 01:34 AM

Marry Me

Posted by: sensual_lips Feb 10 2006, 07:08 PM

a few new pics of me and bf love to taste him mmmm

Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 10 2006, 08:00 PM

u r such a naughty girl sensual lips love the pics

Posted by: Morpheus Feb 11 2006, 12:12 AM

wow incredible he is one lucky guy

Posted by: Pistone Feb 11 2006, 12:35 AM

I love you, Wish all women were like you

Posted by: Pistone Feb 11 2006, 12:37 AM

Real life??????

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 11 2006, 12:40 AM

sensual lips that bottom picture is well captured!

Looks like you have a gift

Posted by: sensual_lips Feb 12 2006, 01:00 PM

yep and it was all goodddddddd

Posted by: burningnickle Feb 12 2006, 01:03 PM

Great pics!!!

Posted by: burningnickle Feb 12 2006, 01:12 PM

what else you got??

Posted by: burningnickle Feb 12 2006, 01:19 PM

I need a lady like you!!!

Posted by: burningnickle Feb 12 2006, 01:28 PM

you look like you enjoy them!!!

Posted by: sensual_lips Feb 12 2006, 01:39 PM

that i dooooo im lucky got a man who let me taste him often

and now lookin to explore with a lady

Posted by: burningnickle Feb 12 2006, 01:39 PM

That should be fun for you!

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 13 2006, 01:39 AM

looks like sensuals hubby desn't complain either

Posted by: Morpheus Feb 13 2006, 06:07 PM

OMG SENSUAL U R QUEEN!!!! *bows*

Posted by: Morpheus Feb 13 2006, 07:46 PM

awww come on u cant c the cum

Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 13 2006, 07:57 PM

who cares bout not being able to see the come the pics are fucking great

Posted by: Morpheus Feb 13 2006, 08:00 PM

ya but i unno it looks like theres no climax

Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 13 2006, 08:05 PM

if u look closely u will see her hand glistening meaning he came on her hand a bit mate

Posted by: Morpheus Feb 13 2006, 08:06 PM

sorry but for me a bit dont count

Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 13 2006, 08:08 PM

what u like man u r crazy

Posted by: Morpheus Feb 13 2006, 08:14 PM

i dont like alot but i like more than there was in that pic

Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 13 2006, 08:16 PM

im sure if u ask the lovely lady will be happy to oblige

Posted by: Morpheus Feb 13 2006, 08:18 PM

sensual i was wonderin if it werent to much trouble could u post a pic of u maybe getting a facial or sumthin

Posted by: sensual_lips Feb 13 2006, 08:19 PM

already post one twice actually

if u look in this thread you l see

Posted by: Morpheus Feb 13 2006, 08:21 PM

ok how bout on ur breasts ???? i dont think i saw one

Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 13 2006, 08:22 PM

see i told u she is a lovely lady always willing to help out

Posted by: Morpheus Feb 13 2006, 08:26 PM

im not much of a but person sorry but if its not to much trouble u think next time u give ur man a nice rub down u think u can take a pic of the aftermath

Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 13 2006, 08:26 PM

fuck me that is hot

Posted by: sensual_lips Feb 13 2006, 08:29 PM

thks for the compliment

morpheus il try my best sorry but usually love it in my mouth

Posted by: paybarraman Feb 14 2006, 08:42 AM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: juicy_DD Feb 14 2006, 08:47 AM

i absolutely agree

Posted by: actarus Feb 14 2006, 02:12 PM

cum all over on you... wow, THAT is a real Valentine's gift

Posted by: Morpheus Feb 14 2006, 05:57 PM

excellent u made my dreams come true

Posted by: sweetjuice38 Feb 26 2006, 07:41 PM

Deep throat & swallow....unless of course he wants to explode on any other part of me

Posted by: SKULLZ0MBIE Feb 26 2006, 08:04 PM

It's the only way

Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 26 2006, 09:26 PM

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 27 2006, 01:55 AM

now why arent all ladies like you?

Posted by: natalie Mar 3 2006, 03:19 PM

I have to agree with Diane that I don't like the taste but I am trying because the thought of him coming down my throat is hot!!!I always like that part of the porn story. I'm trying to get to that point.

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 3 2006, 03:25 PM

what a lil trooper!

Posted by: Logan33 Mar 3 2006, 03:31 PM

my wife doesnt swallow, she says that its the "warmness" of the cum bothers her... So she lets me cum on her tits, belly, whatever... but not in her mouth. Every once in a while I will "forget" to pull out and she gets a little squirt (which she spits out all over the place right away)

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 3 2006, 05:40 PM

Is there anything about you that isn't totally sexy.

Posted by: natalie Mar 3 2006, 05:42 PM

My jogging pants!

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 3 2006, 05:49 PM

known in Australia as Trackie Dacks... look it up!

Although I am sure you'd even make them look somewhat sexy

Posted by: thenewguy Mar 3 2006, 06:16 PM

I think a woman who lets a man cum in her mouth is sexy from the fact that she is doing it (mostly) to please him... and that's hot. Now if she swallows that's even more hot!

I have never had a woman comfortable enough to take mine there, once or twice in the face, plenty of times on her tits, stomach, ass... but not in the mouth.

It's something I'd like to see for the "porn" factor of it.

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 3 2006, 06:47 PM

probably the truest post ever!

Posted by: thenewguy Mar 3 2006, 06:54 PM

hey, i speaketh the truth! lol

Posted by: bad ron Mar 4 2006, 10:50 AM

Please form a orderly q lads

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 6 2006, 01:24 AM

Dude if I lived in the same country as Kiana I would have hit on her by now trust me.... or perhaps I would just let her seduce my fiancee and I can watch!

Posted by: natalie Mar 7 2006, 06:31 PM

My husband seems to think that if I swallow his cum, it can cure everything from headaches to frizzy hair.

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 7 2006, 06:34 PM

he's absolutely correct! in addition, it also cures:
- Depression
- Insomnia
- Motor-Mouth
- Darting Eyes
- Indecisiveness
- Decisiveness
- Uncontrollable Falling Down
- Geriatric Profanity Disorder (GPD)
- Chronic Nagging

Posted by: numba1fan Mar 7 2006, 06:38 PM

I tried telling her.....tried reasoning with her but I guess she'll just have to see how many other guys agree!!

Posted by: closeup Mar 7 2006, 08:02 PM

I read somewhere that seman is actually like the real-life Fountain of Youth. The more you swallow, the less you age. The article was in either Scientific American or Hustler.

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 8 2006, 02:22 AM

all of the above is true....

isn't cum just great for ladies to swallow????

Posted by: Lynette Mar 8 2006, 10:03 AM

As I said once before on another thread, I consider giving great head to be an "artform". There are a lot of porn actresses that don't even do it well. I believe a girl has to have a very creative imagination and probably should watch a lot of porn in order to try to copy the techniques of some of the actresses who CAN actually do it well. That being said... Swallowing is just part of doing it the right way. Everyone knows that the tip of a man's penis is at it's most sensitive state when it's cumming, or immediately after it ejaculates. If you're busy switching to your hand, or spitting... How can you possibly be working the head of his dick over vigorously with your tongue and mouth the way you should in order to gain the maximum effect? I believe you can drive any man absolutely crazy with a blowjob administered this way. And, it's like anything else... Practice makes perfect.
*KISS*

Posted by: paybarraman Mar 8 2006, 10:08 AM

You are wonderful!!!

?

Posted by: closeup Mar 8 2006, 11:29 AM

You heard it here first ladies. Practice, practice, practice. There's no such thing as an awful blowjob, but some are better than others. I think enthusiasm is a big part of it. I know I'm ALWAYS enthused when getting one.

Posted by: natalie Mar 8 2006, 03:06 PM

I agree that you should be creative. it might seem straight forward but there are so many speeds, twists, grips and ways to mave your hands and tongue to make it interesting. Although I don't have him cum in my mouth just yet, I do allow him to cum on my tongue from time to time and when he has ejaculated on my tits, I put him back in my mouth and suck a little more. Just to help extend the pleasure. Plus sometimes it makes it so that his knees buckle.

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 8 2006, 03:21 PM

That is all.

Posted by: jackyoulike Mar 8 2006, 03:58 PM

the problem with swallowing is that you can't watch the cum drip on the tits

Posted by: natalie Mar 8 2006, 03:59 PM

And the first couple that land on a girl are sooo incredibly warm!!!!

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 8 2006, 04:07 PM

Do you try to turn all of the guys on here or is it purely unintentional?

Posted by: natalie Mar 8 2006, 05:15 PM

Purely unintentional I swear. But it really is true. It's almost relaxing when you get those first really warm shots land on your body.

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 9 2006, 03:02 AM

If Numba1 ever goes missing... I had NOTHING to do with it

Posted by: numba1fan Mar 9 2006, 03:20 AM

YES YES IM A LUCKY BASTARD!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 9 2006, 03:25 AM

Um can u see a red laser light on ur forehead right now? haha

Posted by: numba1fan Mar 9 2006, 03:27 AM

Please just make it quick!

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 9 2006, 12:06 PM

well bondi is known as a "minute man"

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 10 2006, 01:24 AM

im on the improve.... 2 minutes and counting

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 10 2006, 12:15 PM

Way to go! You keep plugging away, and good things will happen!

Posted by: paybarraman Mar 10 2006, 02:26 PM

Damn sexy woman!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 10 2006, 05:19 PM

The only way is UP!

Posted by: Morpheus Mar 12 2006, 11:52 AM

wow incredible pics as always sensual

Posted by: UncleBuck Mar 12 2006, 02:19 PM

To spit or not to spit ....the question of all time. To me just getting head is fantastic swallowing is the best though and not stopping after the load is blown is as close to being multi orgasmic as a fellow can get I think.
God Bless women who swallow

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 13 2006, 01:29 AM

Amen

Posted by: Boobluver2 Mar 13 2006, 11:46 AM

WOW!! Not only do I love her pictures, but I also love the way she thinks!!!

Posted by: frenchguy_pa Mar 17 2006, 05:52 PM

wohoooo sensual so hot and nice pic thx

Posted by: Morpheus Mar 25 2006, 01:58 AM

come on ladies dont be shy voice ur opinion and ur pics

Posted by: foxy lady Mar 25 2006, 02:26 AM

[attachmentid=16488][attachmentid=16489][attachmentid=16490]Well since you asked.......



I LOVE to give my man head!!! It's his favourite alternative to pussy. I personally don't swallow either....not to say I haven't .....but I think ????







I'M ALLERGIC


It feels awful having that thick warm gooey shit running down my throat after I've been restraining my gagreflex to obtain the "deep throat"


A guaranteed surefire for the restraint NOT to remain co-operative










But hubby does still think I'm quite talented!


And NO I don't spit either.....I hop on and sqeeze the cum right out of him!!

Posted by: wbushw Mar 25 2006, 02:27 AM

Oh My....Do we share the same husband?

Thinks? You mean it's not true?

Posted by: Bobaloo Mar 25 2006, 10:39 AM

No, it's true, ladies, it's true. Don't let that nasty falsity perpetuate.

Posted by: thenewguy Mar 25 2006, 04:31 PM

Scientificly proven facts! Being cummed on once a week increase your life span by YEARS!

Posted by: foxy lady Mar 25 2006, 04:33 PM

It is the "OIL OF A LAY" stuff they talk about......supposed to make you LOOK younger as well!

Posted by: chelsey Mar 25 2006, 04:41 PM

Funnie thats what my man says too...could there be something to it?

Posted by: thenewguy Mar 25 2006, 04:57 PM

tell him his welcome!

and that he's got amazing stamina cause you keep sucking the hell out of that thing and he never cums!

Posted by: foxy lady Mar 25 2006, 05:05 PM

Yes your talents with the pics has made him very happy! (Especially the fact that he doesn't cum...enjoys longer)

But damn is my jaw sore

Posted by: redneckgirl Mar 27 2006, 10:57 AM

I guess I should contribute a pic.

Posted by: closeup Mar 27 2006, 12:01 PM

You sound reluctant for contributing such a hot picture like this. Since this is in the "Spit or Swallow' thread, what was the end result of this photo session?

Posted by: redneckgirl Mar 27 2006, 12:21 PM

I swallow every time.

Posted by: closeup Mar 27 2006, 12:26 PM

That would have been my guess.

Posted by: thenewguy Mar 27 2006, 04:14 PM

you guessed right!



thank you for that visual! mmm

Posted by: Morpheus Apr 7 2006, 11:50 AM

god damn redneck girl u r so damn sexy lol that just made my day

Posted by: redneckgirl Apr 7 2006, 12:46 PM

Glad I could help!

Posted by: SKULLZ0MBIE Apr 7 2006, 12:58 PM

can this honey get any hotter?

Posted by: Kate44 May 9 2006, 11:27 AM

It's gotta be swallow. It tastes so good and it's such a shame to waste that love juice.

Posted by: Pinkcheeks214 May 9 2006, 11:11 PM

I agree, for me it's neither because it's not safe sex.

Posted by: Bobaloo May 10 2006, 10:02 AM

safe sex

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Posted by: foxy lady May 10 2006, 10:06 AM

Posted by: stevieboy May 10 2006, 05:34 PM

Thanks Natalie...my wife is cold all the time...you just gave me an idea..."But Honey...if you let me do this...it will keep you warm" LOL

Posted by: natalie May 11 2006, 02:28 PM

Hey, glad to be of service.

Posted by: Just Hangin May 14 2006, 01:54 AM

You Canadians girls sure know how to keep a man happy

Posted by: sensual_lips May 14 2006, 10:24 AM

im canadian too

thks for the compliment

Posted by: katiedoos May 15 2006, 06:28 AM

Totally agree Kiana, I always swallow, and I really dont understand why so many women hate giving bj, personally I love how it drives the guys crazy.

Love Katie

Posted by: tripled May 15 2006, 09:42 AM

i love to swallow i dont care much for the taste so i dont bother to take the time to spit and have it in my mouth longer than needed

Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 09:52 AM

Yer a good girl, if you don't like the taste, have yer man eat fruit for a day then do it....it'll be like furit yogurt

Posted by: natalie May 15 2006, 01:02 PM

And if he eats oatmeal for breakfast and then pinneapple later in the day it will give him a bigger load. That's not so much for the girls as it is for the boys I guess.

Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 01:04 PM

I never heard of the Oatmeal thing, but I do eat it everyday....


...the pineapple thing is all for the taste...I'll let BB explain later today

Posted by: natalie May 15 2006, 01:20 PM

Explain or demonstrate?

Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 01:33 PM

Well, *takes bite of pinapple* see it kinda works like this, *takes another bite* I eat the pineapple, then to demonstrate this properly.......


















.......... you'll have to tell me how it tastes

Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 15 2006, 06:34 PM

And man does it work well for me. I always swallow

Posted by: sensual_lips May 15 2006, 06:48 PM

i never eard of this before oatmeal and pinapple gotta try that


and see a difference in the taste i know sometimes it taste different but always love the taste mmmm

Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 15 2006, 07:05 PM

I love the looks on their face

Posted by: sensual_lips May 15 2006, 07:06 PM

yep i do too cant never get enough of it

Posted by: stevieboy May 15 2006, 08:11 PM

Looking at some of the comments from the ladies on here...I am amazed I have not heard one yet who says she gargles first

Looking at how much some of these woman say they like the taste or the experience....one would have to expect at least one in this crowd.

Where the hell were all these girls who love giving head when I was a single man on the dating scene?

Posted by: scharferfeger77 May 27 2006, 11:33 AM

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Oh yes, I fully agree, the look on their face...! I do love giving head and I love to suck them off. I don't see any reason to spit. This is just what I was working for, so why not swallow?

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Posted by: Monkey69 May 27 2006, 07:01 PM

a certain lady friend of mine loves to swallow she does it because she enjoys the way us dumb ass men react, like we just won olympic gold usually.

one thing she does do is encourage me eating lots of fresh pineapple for added flavour as the previous guys say, one to watch though is whiskey, i used to drink a lot and apparently it makes it taste funky?

Posted by: foxycat69 May 28 2006, 01:25 AM

here one guys of me

EDIT: All Bj and pics like it need to be in members only Threads

Posted by: foxycat69 May 28 2006, 01:26 AM

here is another


EDIT: All Bj and pics like it need to be in members only Threads

Posted by: LikesThemAll May 28 2006, 09:51 AM

looking good Foxycat

Posted by: COMEDYMAN May 28 2006, 10:16 AM

For all of you girls that don't like the taste... Just like AF said about eating pineapple..... have your man eat something fruity and sweet. It will help out the taste.

Just like Mary Poppins said " A spoon fulla sugar will help the medicine go down" That was after I shot in her mouth

Posted by: sensual_lips May 28 2006, 10:56 AM

cant wait to see the reply to that :P

Posted by: evade20 May 28 2006, 02:24 PM

No wonder she was flying so high in the movie...Comedy had just made her day...

Posted by: sensual_lips May 29 2006, 05:34 PM

lol good one

Posted by: Bobaloo May 31 2006, 11:32 AM

Does she scream supercallifragilisticexpialidocious when she cums???

Posted by: foxy lady May 31 2006, 11:35 AM

OK is there a trick to thinning it out

Posted by: Assfucker May 31 2006, 11:35 AM

this one:

Posted by: sensual_lips May 31 2006, 01:01 PM

lol

is that what u look like Af lol

Posted by: Lynette Jul 1 2006, 07:05 PM

What a cute little dick.

Posted by: mad_paul Jul 2 2006, 11:21 AM

well hello all...

i have to say that i find it incredibly sexy when i shoot my load in a girls mouth and then she swallows part of it and dribbles some down onto her breasts, ideally big juicy ones, then she licks it off again.

well that keeps me hard all night...

paul...

Posted by: Lynette Sep 5 2006, 07:39 PM

Last night was a perfect example of my opinion on this subject. I was out with this guy for dinner and ended up back at my house. We went through all the usual foreplay that happens on most first dates, then wee went to the bedroom at his suggestion, got naked and exchanged oral gratuities for a while. By the time he stuck his boner in me I was already poised to cum hard. It only took a couple of thrusts and BOING! That was it for me. He kept going and I went right into another one quickly. After he got done we just laid there for a while. At some point I started playing with his dick (because I just like feeling them) And it started getting hard again. I slowly moved down his chest and stomach with my lips and tongue until I could tickle the tip of his cock with my tongue. I was actually surprised how fast he came in my mouth. I was ready for a marathon session considering he'd aleady cum once. But, that wasn't the case. As he came in my mouth I continued to suck as hard as I could on the tip and work the shaft slowly with my had. Then used my mouth on his full length as much as I could, swallowing all the way. The guy had gripped the headboard of my bed so hard that it broke as he came. Later, he told me that he'd NEVER had a blowjob like that before and it was the best. Now, I'm sure most guys would think that any blowjob is a good one. But, this guy was really convincing, and besides it's something I've heard a few times before from other men. It's still my opinion that you just can't give a great blowjob if your spitting at the time when you should be doing your best work.

Posted by: Hardabs Sep 5 2006, 07:51 PM

i love it when you tell your stories

Posted by: Lynette Sep 5 2006, 09:40 PM

Thanks. Just recounting events as I remember them. But, glad you like it.

Posted by: stevieboy Sep 5 2006, 11:46 PM

Lynette....thats absolutely amazing....your lips NEVER touched my dick...yet somehow just reading about how you pretty much fucked the guy's cock with your mouth made me shoot my load

My god I am sure you give awesome head!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 6 2006, 02:13 AM

you seem to live a colourful life

Posted by: paybarraman Sep 6 2006, 07:01 AM

This should be required reading for every woman out there........

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 6 2006, 07:11 AM

Im just curious if this was one of those educated , business not thinking with his dick type of guys ?

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 6 2006, 12:21 PM

Did the deadbeat at least pay for the broken headboard??

Posted by: Lynette Sep 6 2006, 01:24 PM

Thank you. My dad was an world traveler and somewhat of an explorer. He would always tell my sisters and myself when we were young to wake up every morning and before we got out of bed to stare for a moment at the cieling and say out loud, "today is going to be an adventure". And, it usually is. I like looking at life as an adventure. It also makes the bad parts of any day more tolerable, because their all just another part of the adventure. I've made it a ritual to do this every morning since I was small, and I think it HAS lead to a fuller more interesting life for me in a lot of ways. My favorte quote is "there is nothing to fear, but fear itself" which my dad always used to say to me. And, it's also helped me overcome some things in my life that may have held me back.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 7 2006, 01:31 AM

Good for you!

I escape reality by getting nicely toasted

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 7 2006, 12:22 PM

That's where I'm a Viking!

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 7 2006, 03:10 PM

did you eat your worm gnappy?

Posted by: Lynette Sep 7 2006, 03:15 PM

That sounds sad to me. Don't you have things you want to do or experience before you die besides getting drunk? Most people get hung-up in their day-to-day and never realize how simple it is to actually do some of the things they only dream about. I learned a long time ago that the only difference between the people who dream about doing things and the people who do them is... The people that do them actually just DO them. Most of the time all it takes is just sucking up the nerve and making the jump. I've talked to people who have told me "Oh I'd love to go to Tahiti or St. Thomas, or some place like that". My immediate thought is why don't they? Life is WAY too short to not follow your heart. Where there's a will, there's a way, unless you're just plain lazy. Don't get me wrong, I'm the last person who would ever be down on drinking, but the tone of your post just sounded sad to me.I hope you really aren't trying to find happiness at the bottom of a glass.

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 7 2006, 03:17 PM

nah, he finds it packed into a bong too

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 7 2006, 03:21 PM

HEY-OH!

Posted by: closeup Sep 7 2006, 03:28 PM

You didn't use to write ad-copy for Nike, did you?

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 7 2006, 03:34 PM

What kind of thing is that to say??





























It's clearly Tony Robbins

Posted by: Seymour Sep 7 2006, 03:56 PM

Not only are you beautiful, you are a very interesting person.

I've come to the same conclusion about life being short and it is time to stop daydreaming and grab for some of the unreachable dreams

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 7 2006, 04:00 PM

Well LYnn I understand what ya said , just not sure why ya said it I guess .. Not trying to argue , but everybody has choices to make and if he chooses to drink and spend life drunk , then its a choice he has made , now to the important stuff when ya going to get us some new pictures to Ogle over , ya know thats a dream some of us have is to see you naked evryday , or at least your boobs LOL , so heres asking for the dream ......

Posted by: Lynette Sep 7 2006, 05:32 PM

Oh, I understand that people have choices and they are entitled to them. I just think that with all the wonderful things on this planet to experience it's a complete waste of a person's time (something of which we all have very little of in this life) and life to just plow through a day-to-day "patterned" exsistance while earning for somthing else. The "something else" has always been available, it's there, all you have to do is go after it. I'm sure that someone will argue this sighting money or family considerations. BS! Where there's a will, there's a way. As for the pictures... I'm workin on it.

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 7 2006, 06:06 PM

I hear ya! That's why most people sign up and post here. cuz they're ready to stop daydreaming and grabbing for unreachable dreams. RMM is all about reality, man.

In case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 7 2006, 06:12 PM

Well duh

But what is reality, man? There's 10 dimensions of reality, man, and we're only aware of a but a few.

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 7 2006, 06:25 PM

well, this nutjob seems to know 11... sort of.

http://www.geocities.com/michael_rendier/mkr/the_ten_dimensions_of_reality.html

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 7 2006, 06:34 PM

Reading is for losers! http://www.tenthdimension.com/flash2.php is better.

Posted by: Lynette Sep 7 2006, 06:47 PM

ROTFLMFAO!!!

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 7 2006, 06:50 PM

for once I make a woman laugh WITHOUT taking my pants off!

Posted by: Lynette Sep 7 2006, 06:53 PM

Seriously... How many people here take the time at least once a year to do something they've never done before, or go somewhere they've never been? And, I'm not talking about trying a new burger joint or going to a new waterpark. I mean something you've always had on your top ten wish list. Something you've dreampt about but never made the effort to do. Driving a race car, sky diving, going to see the pyramids, flying a airplane, fishing the great barrier reef, river rafting, living in far off places, etc. Maybe something or somewhere you've had in the back of your head since your childhood.It's ALL possible.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 7 2006, 06:57 PM

I don't usuall make lists of stuff to do. I just do stuff when it presents itself, more spontaneous.

But speaking of spontaneous, I just jotted down a list of things to do before I die:
1. Make list
2. Eat a hearty breakfast
3. Make videotape for Maggie
4. Have man-to-man with Bart
5. Listen to Lisa play her sax
6. Make funeral arrangement
7. Make peace with Dad
8. Beer with the boys at the bar
9. Tell off boss
10. Go hang gliding
11. Plant a tree
12. A final dinner with my beloved family

Posted by: Lynette Sep 7 2006, 07:04 PM

All admirable things, but not exactly the type of stuff that one spends his (or her) lifetime dreaming of doing. (With the possible exception of hang-gliding or making peace with your dad. Telling off the boss is pretty much something you generally would do on the way to pursuing a dream.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 7 2006, 07:05 PM

Posted by: closeup Sep 7 2006, 07:06 PM

I think that life is made up of a never-ending series of present-moment experiences. I don't often "fantasize" about what I may do in future as much as I concentrate on what's happening right now. I think goal-oriented people end up in one camp or the other, one not being better or worse then the other. Planning can also be a present-moment experience. Life isn't short, it's the longest thing you'll ever experience. An excellent book to read, Ken Wilbur's "No Boundries". Probably the most insightful book I've ever read.

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 7 2006, 07:10 PM

13. be intamit with the girls of RMM

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 7 2006, 07:12 PM

that was insane crazy, but really cool. There's another really cool string theory website that I'll have to find and provide the link for. Maybe tomorrow though.

Posted by: closeup Sep 7 2006, 07:18 PM

I guess it's true what Bob's dad always told him, "Son, porn sites can be both fun AND educational." The fact that these posts ended up in "Spit or Swallow" is no coincidence. It's always been one of lifes' deep mysteries.

Posted by: Lynette Sep 7 2006, 08:19 PM

I'm familiar with that. However, Some people just aren't the type to let life come to them. There's too much in this world and not enough time to experience it all (regardless of your take on life being long). But, there's no harm in trying. I think you'll find that doing new things, going new places, and meeting new people can vastly enhance your life. "Fantasizing" is for people who can't or won't experience what life really has to offer. I, myself, have never had time for fantasy. If something sounds like fun or a good idea to me... I find a way to do it. I would say that I am more of an opportunist by nature than a person who's goal oriented. My friends and family have always referred to me as "fearless". I think it may just be my nature to follow my instincts and go where and do what sounds intreging to me. I can;t help but feel sorry for couch-potato types. Mainly because they have no idea of what they're missing.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 7 2006, 11:44 PM

Lynette you must understand 90% of what I write her I do to get a laugh from people or just act like an idiot.

It is actually rare that I smoke pot and I probably drink no more or no less than the average Aussie male. It is just an on going gag here and I play up to it.

I tell you what I really do to escape from it all? I grab my board and paddle out into the wonderous ocean. I can spend hours in the surf and it seems like minutes. Every problem in the world stays on the sand as I catch another wave, in a relentless pursuit for that perfect ride.

I have dreams like every other person. Next year I am getting married. I am travelling to Europe. I already live in my own house which I do not rent, but which I purchased. I have a job that I love doing. Anything I want to do I do it, or I strive to get myself into the position where I can do it

Posted by: closeup Sep 8 2006, 12:46 AM

I've always sort of subscribed to the theory that most of man's problems are based on his inability to sit quietly in a room by himself. Literally everything you experience is through your mind. Everything. I'm usually in about the same mood whether I'm racing my motorcycle down the road or sitting quietly meditating. The only thing you ever experience is your mind, and most of what goes thru your mind is optional. Your mind can't distinguish between reality and illusion, since ultimately they both come from the same place. That's why a monk, sitting in silence for weeks on end, can be happy and content and fulfilled. When someone says they're bored, what they mean is they are bored with their thoughts. If you live each moment as all there is (that is the reality)and not as a means to an end, I think your experience of life deepens. Traveling, meeting new people, etc, etc, are all worthwhile experiences but mostly beside the point since they are still only what you make of it. In other words, getting back to the topic, swallow.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2006, 01:02 AM

Close Up swallows?














ddd35 told me he spits

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 8 2006, 07:13 AM

thats what i got out of his speech as well .damn to late


And Lyn , I recently fulfilled a dream I flew a helicopter for a day , the most important part is never stop dreaming cause once ya do (YOUR DEAD )

Posted by: closeup Sep 8 2006, 08:07 AM

See what I get for trying to keep things on topic?

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 8 2006, 09:24 AM

hey look at it this way it helped him make it to have the most posts for 1 more day , a personnal goal of his im sure ...

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 8 2006, 09:26 AM

did I just hear a violin playing when I opened this post ?

Posted by: wincy69 Sep 8 2006, 10:35 AM

Whats all this got to do with spitting or swallowing???

Posted by: Lynette Sep 8 2006, 10:45 AM

Oooooh! How zen of you. Although I do hear and understand what you're saying, I'd still have to say that idealy it's great, but practically speaking it's pretty much bullshit in America today. If happiness were dictated only by ones ability to alter their perception of reality by sitting on their ass and thinking, there would be no need to do anything worthwhile in life. Why not just sit and become a vegetable contimplating the meaning of life in your bedroom with the door locked? I do believe that life is what you make of it and your mindset plays the pivital role in it, but I don't believe that seeking enightenment through meditation on a fulltime basis is a practical alternative in the inviornment we live. We are only human and tend to learn our greatest lessons through experience. If you are content to never experience the things life has to offer... How can you then gain the perspective neccessary to appreciate your own perception of happiness? Sorry, but I believe that the best way to appreciate life is to live it.

Posted by: closeup Sep 8 2006, 12:16 PM

I don't believe life is about striving, accomplishing or achieving anything. It's not about learning lessons, either. I think this is a doctrine alot of people buy into early in life, simply because the alternatives are never discussed or appreciated. At least not in this country. Meditation is extremely practical in our environment. This is an over-medicated, over-stimulated, stressed-out society. It's like saying sleep or excercise aren't practical. Transendental Meditation is ideal for active people. It's a misconception that meditation is solely for "seeking enlightenment". You were born with everything you need to feel fulfilled and happy. It's not based on something you do, it's based on being human. Gaining perspective isn't a requirment for happiness either. Young children haven't learned those lessons and they are perfectly capable of being happy. Tell me, what lessons have you learned thru experience? Wisdom isn't achieved by growing older or learning by mistakes.

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 8 2006, 12:59 PM

I bet you listen to Rush Limbaugh to ,

I suppose your going to tell me there is no santa clause ?

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 8 2006, 01:02 PM

I once burnt my eyes while watching my boss weld , after many days of saline rinse in the eyes I learned that you always wear the proper eye protection while doing this ..

I learned that if you have unprotected sex you can get a women pregnant ..
not part of this aurgument but there are many lessons learned thru experiences in this world

Posted by: Lynette Sep 8 2006, 01:30 PM

Sorry, I just can't buy your take on this. Striving to be the best person you can be (spiritually), and learning life's lessons is what I think what life is all about. I'm not saying that people should be motivated by material things at all. Most money driven or success oriented individuals are amoung the world's most unhappy people. If you've learned life's lessons and are true to yourself, these worldly things will come to you. But, I guess it's like the difference between a child that vegg's out playing video games all day and one who has an inquisitive mind and genuinely loves learning about new things that has a hunger inside to experience the world first-hand.

Posted by: closeup Sep 8 2006, 02:28 PM

A child vegging out on video games is the same as an adult playing video games, it's a form of distraction. It seems you're getting hung up on the passive aspect of what I'm talking about. You claim to admire someone who is "striving to be the best they can be" My take is more like "allowing yourself to find out who you really are". People who lack focus often substitute action as a means to an end. Looking outside yourself for things to make you feel good about yourself is also nothing more than avoidance. The phrase," learned life's lessons", what exactly does that mean? "Learned" is past tense, like it's already happened. Learning is ongoing and never stops until the day you die. I believe that people who attempt to leave a "lasting impression" with their lives are fooling themselves. "Lasting impression" is an oxymoron, even the pyramids will eventually be no more than sand. It's been said by people a lot smarter than me that all we are is Dust in the Wind.

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 8 2006, 04:59 PM

there are only 3 things in life that are fact .
1. life
2. death
3. taxes
the rest is imaterial BS ,

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2006, 05:49 PM

You should have known that by now



I dont know, is your radio on?



I dont mean to be pedantic but what do you call an adult vegging out on a titty site?



btw it seems Lynette did not read my post, maybe she is only interested in bringing down the stoner posts but when she realises that's all a show she sidesteps to another issue?

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 8 2006, 06:30 PM

I had a great replyI was working on for this thread, but then my boss came in and I had to help build a mammoth sign. Oh well.

bewbies!

That is all®

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2006, 06:32 PM

damn him to hell!

Posted by: Lynette Sep 8 2006, 06:50 PM

There you go again! Geeeeze!!! Closeup!!! Not everything a person says or does is attributable to some deep-seatedsecurtity complex. You've pushed this same button in a lot of rebuttals on this site. It dosen't apply when you're talking to someone who is focused enough to have built a lot of material wealth at a young age while doing everything that makes them happy and content at the same time. If you know a lot of people that fit that description and can still tell me that they are ALL over-comphensating for some hidden insecurity... I'll listen more intently to your argument. The fact is, there are two kind of people in the world... the active, and the lazy. It's all a matter of what degree and in which catagory you fall into. You seem to be hung-up speaking about either some idealistic view of how people SHOULD be living life, or defending all the couch potatos in the world. I do appreciate much of what you've said though. And to that I'll tip my hat!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2006, 06:53 PM

another ignored moment

Posted by: Lynette Sep 8 2006, 07:00 PM

WHOA! You got your shorts in a knott? And in my opinio,, anyone vegging out on anything is a bad thing. BTW, I'm sorry. I didn't see your post. I wasn't ignoring it.

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 8 2006, 07:00 PM

What the hell is your boss going to do with a sign of a mammoth. And is it a wooly one? Must be a pretty big sign to look like a mommoth.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2006, 07:04 PM

I just think u are after fiery debates and thats it... hearing only what u want to hear... just my opinion

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 8 2006, 07:06 PM

Just what the hell is that supposed to mean!

Eh, I was gonna type up a made-up debate, but it sounded like work. Maybe I can get that graveyard guy to make up a story for me.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2006, 07:11 PM

you are an idiot

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 8 2006, 07:15 PM

Well, I had to post something. I already clicked in this thread and I wasn't going to get out of it without my name being on it last, dammit.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2006, 07:16 PM

Yeah... you dont wanna waste your time do you?

Posted by: Lynette Sep 8 2006, 07:18 PM

I don't get why that should irritate you if it were true, but it's not. However, you can believe whatever you want to believe. I'm sure no matter how many pitures I post here it wouldn't be enough for you either. Maybe I'll choose to believe that all you're here for is to instigate women into posting enough boobies pictures to make a plastic surgeon sick. Dang! I said I was sorry. Take it or leave it.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2006, 07:25 PM

When have I asked you for a picture? I sincerely do not care if you post 1 a day, a thousand a day or none.

Also if you can't handle a little debate I am the one who feels sorry for you

Posted by: Lynette Sep 8 2006, 07:52 PM

You have GOT to be kidding.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2006, 09:36 PM

Kidding... on which part???

The pic requests? Show me when I have asked you for a pic??? Please make me swallow my pride and apologise....

I may be many things but I am not the one in need of lying on message baords to somehow make myself feel better?

SO are you http://www.ratemymelons.com/profile.php?userId=14118

or are you http://www.bloodykiss.com/forums/member.php?u=200

Posted by: closeup Sep 8 2006, 10:04 PM

An adult vegging out on a titty site is also nothing more than a distraction. It's nothing more or less than what you make of it.

Lynette, I've known a lot of people who are educated, accomplished and miserable. But I've yet to meet anyone who exercises, meditates, and eats right who isn't healthy and content. I think we're going to have to agree to disagree on this topic.

Posted by: UncleBuck Sep 8 2006, 11:50 PM

I was in a deep budwieser thought here but when I re-read what I wrote no- one unless of course those who apprecciated bud tonite as much as me, would understand it... so i will crawl back to my chair and read on

Posted by: Lynette Sep 8 2006, 11:51 PM

Agreed.

Posted by: UncleBuck Sep 8 2006, 11:51 PM

and I love girls who swallow

Posted by: Lynette Sep 8 2006, 11:55 PM

1, I'm not 25. I'm 29. Where did you get that?
2. Nobody's lying here unless it's you. And if you think I need this place to make me feel good about myself, you ARE an idiot! Anyone can say anything, especially on bloodykiss.

Posted by: Mimo Sep 9 2006, 01:32 AM

Lynette,

Are you really going to claim that it wasn't you who posted on the other site as Vampirella? You've claimed multiple times that you're a Vampirella model and/or inspiration - do you really expect anyone to believe that you didn't create this profile? There is a picture of your face - where did "anyone" get that? I'm sure Bondiguy didn't have access to pictures of your face in 2004 (the date listed on the site he posted). Bloodykiss certainly isn't a well-known web site.

As a long-time reader and poster of this message board as well as other message boards (RMR, for example) it is clear that you have a penchant for exaggeration. In fact, I was only prompted to post under this name when you put a picture of Brooke Burke up claiming it was you. It's not the first time you've done this - you also posted a faceless picture of Sweet Vanessa with a CLEAR intent to make the readers think it was you and I remember in another thread somewhere you posted a picture of a woman, and only after someone mentioned it didn't look a thing like you, you claimed it was your sister. Seriously - who are you trying to kid? Does it really not seem ridiculous to you to claim that you are posting a naked picture of your sister (who is clearly Asian and looks nothing like you)? Gross and untrue.

Why do you do this? It's especially obvious that you take pictures from the net of other women, claiming they are you, when you post actual pictures of yourself. If you're going to go through the trouble of lying about it, why post actual pictures of yourself (and to be honest, you are not a terrible-looking 40-something woman). What's with the alter-ego? You're not 29, you're not a model, you're not a multi-millionaire. Why not just be yourself?

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 9 2006, 01:41 AM

closeup I know i was just having a luagh with you mate

1. Im pretty certain it was you that set up your own profile here at RMM and it clearly states that you are 25. Did you bother to click the link?
2. I never said you need anything to make you feel good. I just asked the question as to whether you are in your 25 as it states here or 43 as it states over at bloodykiss?

Mimo, thanks for the back up there. I wouldn't go as far as you and I have no reason to doubt other aspects of Lynette's life she has stated here before but I think some things have been embelished and that is just my opinion. Message boards are full of opinions and that is mine.

I notice now your profile reads that you are 28 (still not quite 29). Seems you can change your birthdate at will... it said 25 not a few hours back

Posted by: closeup Sep 9 2006, 08:04 AM

I hope you're not expecting a post to explain and/or clear-up all these inconsistencies. That would be impossible and only cause her to dig herself in even deeper. I think she assumes everyone has a bad memory, this is the only web-site we all visit, or nobody will mind as long as the titty pictures keep getting posted. It'll be interesting to see how this plays out. The ball is in your court, Lynette.

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 9 2006, 10:16 AM

wow and still no discussion of the topic of this thread title

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 9 2006, 04:35 PM

Things seem status quo. Welcome to RMM

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Sep 10 2006, 03:04 AM

this is getting interesting.... all the banter with lynette.... i think i just might have to stay tuned

Posted by: UncleBuck Sep 10 2006, 02:36 PM

I repeat myself
and I love girls who swallow

and I here Vampiress's love to suck
love your pics lynette

Posted by: Lynette Sep 10 2006, 06:51 PM

All I can say on the subject right now is that I have a sister who is 43 (Lucky). Some of the guys on this site know her, and know what she looks like. We've posted things on the same sights at different times using eachothers computers (bloodykiss is one) when we have occassion to be visiting one another.Sorry.

Posted by: Lynette Sep 10 2006, 06:57 PM

I've said it before and I'll repeat it one more time. I'm NOT lying about anything here. You ask men like justlookinround, or Fopghorn who have intimate knowlegde of both me and my two siters. You know nothing, but I am sure that you think you do. I told all before that my sisters and I ARE part asian. One of them appears a little more Tiahian than I do, but you are still WAY off base with your alligations. You don't know anything.

Posted by: Lynette Sep 10 2006, 07:08 PM

OK Closeup. You guys really haven't done as much homework as you seem to think. Why don't you got to ratemyrack.com and spend some time reading through the big "Lynette" thread to gain some insight. Everybody's a dectective here. You two are going to be specially embarrassed when you read and learn the truth. If you had any clue about how a lot of my posts (on a variety of websites) are done (and by whom) you'd be amazed. NEVER have I made a claim to be just one woman. However, any facts I've relayed regarding my personal life (Lynette) are 100% accurate and true. Do ome more homework and believe what you want. It makes no difference to me.

Posted by: closeup Sep 10 2006, 09:59 PM

Homework? WTF. You never claimed to be one person, you never said you weren't. And I wouldn't be surprised to find out how your posts are generated. I told Gnappy when you first joined that there was something fishy going on. Way too many inconsistencies for even a person of average intelligence (or average memory) to commit, much less for someone who claims to have three degrees. We've uncovered a few fakers/imposters, but as long as you post titty pictures I personally don't care if you're some 16 year old snotnose from Omaha. Just so you know you're not really bullshitting anyone.

Posted by: Lynette Sep 10 2006, 10:09 PM

Again, believe what you want. I don't particularly believe you were a marine either. You're way too full of BS to have had a military bacground (esplecially the marine corps). No integrity... no marine! And, all bindiguy ever does is chime in to just repeat something that someone else has already covered. if you think there are any inconsistancies in the things I've posted, then you obviously have never really had the capacity to connect the dots. As long as I post pictures here, I'm sure you'll still continue to look for those featuring some sixteen year old girl from from Omaha.

Posted by: Mimo Sep 10 2006, 10:28 PM

Lynette,

What are you talking about? Now you're saying that the reason your other profile says you are 43 is because you were on your 43 year-old "sister's" computer? I'm sure everyone here has used someone else's computer at some point in time, Lynette - it does not add 15 years to your age. Your response is beyond absurd.

You also encourage people to go to the RMR thread to verify what you've said here. Again, this is totally and completely illogical. Reading what you've posted on other threads in no way verfies what you've posted here.

And what's with your answer to Closeup - "NEVER have I claimed to be just one woman." - What?

Why didn't you respond to my question about posting pictures of other women on this site, "forgetting" to mention that they are not you? Anyone can tell the difference between two different people. Is it just a "coincidence" that you post pictures of women who are clearly not you but who have long black hair like yours? Why do you think this is enough to convince people that they are you? Or do you really believe that they are all you (as I think you said in the quote above)? Maybe you can explain this.

Another thing - you chose to attack Closeup's integrity instead of logically explaining yourself. Closeup said in his post you would evade the questions, and you have. Attacking someone you are debating with is another absolutely ridiculous maneuver - you couldn't get through a high school debate with such actions.

I guess Closeup's response to you is the best one - you're not bullshitting anyone.

Posted by: closeup Sep 10 2006, 10:40 PM

Not only was I honorably discharged form the Marines, but from the Army and Air Force as well. I was a Corporal in the Corps,(Second Marine Division) a Sargent in the Army,( 133 Engineering Battalion) and a Sargent in the Air Force.(243 Enginering Installation Squadron) I've deveoped a real accurate bullshit detector, and you've been setting it off ever since you've been here. You questioning my integrity is a joke. I'm not going to get into the things I did as a Marine, but you don't get promoted to Corporal in 27 months without knowing a few things about leadership and intergity. Stick to posting titty pictures and I'll let you be whoever you want.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 11 2006, 02:59 AM

Did he expect anything less???



All you can say right now? Until you think of a better story? I was really only asking abour your age as I was curios. I was actually going to compliment you for looking amazing at 43 but now I have reason to believe closeup and MIMO.

I still don't understand your answer? Did your sister set up a profile at Bloodykiss under the name Lynette? Or did the computer add 18 years to your age because that's your sisters supposed age?

And what do you mean by saying you have never pretended to be one woman???

In the end I dont really care but I think you have been found out hun

Posted by: closeup Sep 11 2006, 08:20 AM

Hey Lynette, I think your show has been cancelled from the fall line-up. Let's reveiw the reasons for getting the ax.

1) Most people can guess their own age within ten years. In ONE guess, not THREE!

2) When looking at a nude picture of them self, they don't confuse it with a sister 15 years older. That would be like me posting a cock picture in "Cocks of RMM" with three different sizes. When called on it, saying, "I never said it was my cock, it's my brothers and my next-door-neighbors".

3) You really screwed the credibility pooch when you claimed to be a multi-millionaire. Next time, for more realism, just say you live comfortably on a modest salary.

4) Here's a big mistake: Ask any woman if they know whether their tits are real or fake, and most of them would get it right. It's just something most women would remember. Probably has to do with the operation, the cost, and the fact that now they have two bigger tits on their chest that they see everyday, just as a reminder. Next time, pick one and stick with it.

5) Three degrees? Next time only claim to have a GED. Most graduates can spell especially, especially if they're a MGM (mentally gifted minor) They can also credibly dissect an argument to find it's weakness, then rebut it effectively. Using examples, pointing out inconsistencies, noticing flawed logic. You know, just what I'm doing to you.Here's what I'm thinking. "Lynette" is some composite, probably a bunch of guys in a dorm room somewhere, (or maybe even a common computer in a nursing home) When one person posts something the others try to build on it. The mistakes are being made because they don't thoroughly read each others posts. I'd say "Lynette" is not ready for prime time.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 11 2006, 09:29 AM

OK, I haven't been around for a few and just caught up on all of this. I don't have alot to add that hasn't already been said, but the above quote is just freakin creepy.
Who are you, Cecil Adams?

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 11 2006, 09:30 AM

the drama builds ... ( the days of our lives )

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 11 2006, 01:15 PM

you have pics of your brother's and next-door-neighbors cocks?

how do you have the time to post after replying to all those PMs that naraz must be sending you asking to forward them on?

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 11 2006, 02:02 PM

Ha!! that's hilarious!!! Well, played. and I'm probably the only person here who actually gets that.


I was wondering that same thing. Perhaps his name refers to his extreme telephoto lens for his camera and the types of pictures he takes without people knowing

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 11 2006, 02:11 PM

well at least he uses separate login names for each of them


the only difference is that Cecil is better at propegating the charade.

Posted by: Lynette Sep 11 2006, 05:16 PM

NO! I have to laugh when I think about how all this is going right by most people. My sister Lucky is 43, she my use my nae at times, and I may use heres. Because of the fact that we both have access to each others computers at times... anything is likely to happen. She has a tendancy to use my name far more than I do hers, but I HAVE posted a lot in her name, and she even more in mine. So if there ARE inconsistancies, that's the reason. It cracks me up how most american men seem to think the worlsd revolves arund them. Like some big, nefarious plot is being hatched and soemhow it's their duty to defend the world. LOL! In this country men seem to be far more self-centered than men in other parts of the world who have a firmer grasp of who they really are inside. As for posting pictures of other women on the site... Don't you think the pictures I posted were self-explanatory? Every pervert on this site has seen those "public" pictures before. I NEVER claimed they were of me. They were illustrations of a point more ofeten than not. The ones that are of me are CLEARLY of ME and generally I post a personal comment line so as to identify them as me. Referring people to RMR is NOT illogical. There are people posting there that I have met in real life. As a mattr of fact, there are three women tere who are personal friends of mine that I've known for years. I even went to college with one who was orif=ginally responsible for me beginning to post on so=ites like this. As for closeup... I go on the attack with him because I recognise how he attack through innuendo. Initially he never comes right out and calls names or make directly attacks (he's smart), but his meaning is more than clear. As far as I'm concerned, "you get what you give", and that's all you can expect. If you are small a man enough to feel that two women have somehow bruised your tender male egos by tag teaming in order to provide more entertainment on a site that IS for entertainment, then that's your problem. I think it'd hilarious that men (of all people) feel insulted by being "bullshitted" when men have been bullshitting women forever about everything under the sun in the name of gaining their sexual attention. You guys are the ultimate examples of hypcricy. Don't call me anything other than honest! Please remember that this shoe doesn't fit you all, but there are an aweful lot of men on this site who could wear it easily.BTW, tis ISN'T me! Happy?

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 11 2006, 05:24 PM

wow Im speechless !!!!! but then I havent wrote a speech in this section YET

Posted by: Lynette Sep 11 2006, 05:34 PM

LOL! Atta boy ddd35. I like that.

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 11 2006, 05:43 PM

lynette,

just out of sheer curiousity, what is your sister's screenname on here?

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 11 2006, 06:04 PM

I wasn't even gonna start in on this but wtf:
I'm Canadian but thanks for generalizing all of us as Americans and all men who question you on this board as self centred in an attempt to rationalize your what you've been doing. You're the one frauding all of us (men and women included) yet somehow WE'RE the assholes for it. I guess I should have a firmer grasp of who I am inside. Again you project your dishonesty to us...if we were better people we'd see the big picture, right. You should work in politics.
As for your pics, it is really tough sometimes to tell if you're insinuating that the picture is of you. Contrary to popular belief not all of us perverts at this site have the vast porn library that you seem to, and these "public pics"you refer to may not appear as apparent to the casual observer as you seem to think. But you're right, the pics that AREN'T you, you never claim them to be of you, you just leave the matter a little cloudy at times. Forgiveable I suppose.
You say that our male egos are bruised by your ruse? I don't really care when it comes down to it, but the problem with your posts from the beginning is how inconsistent they were. They didn't seem to be written by a 25 year old and the claims and story never pieced together. And then when someone calls you on it, you either don't respond, respond much later when you've thought of a story, ior change the topic and attack them as the liar. Then when there's no way out you say, oh yeah I never claimed to be ONE person?!?! Well you never claimed NOT to be Queen Victoria either so let's get your crown!
I think there are some very basic assumptions people make when you post here. One is that you're at least somewhat in the ball park as far as who you are, your age, how many of you there are. A little emebellishment here and there, who gives a shit. But you blow the lids off the hyperbole department accross the board. Call you anything but honest??? I don't know anyone but a moron who would take anything you say from now on without a HUGE grain of salt. You give no reason to think otherwise.
You should feel accomplished though, 2 people (hell maybe more) have managed to be almost as interesting and enetertaining as one real person.
If the previous post was written by Lucky, then my apologies to Lynette.

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 11 2006, 06:14 PM

where can you get HUGE grains of salt?? I've got some HUGE greenbeans and I think they need a little more flavor.

Best line in this entire thread!!! Except, of course, for the clever wit I may have contributed (Did I even post in here??)

Posted by: boanna Sep 11 2006, 06:23 PM

back on topic.....spitting cum out after i've worked so hard to extract it from the source would be just plain sinful! and i think it's also kinda rude to the man. if u dont wanna swallow, at least just back off and dodge it! but dont spit!

Posted by: boanna Sep 11 2006, 06:24 PM

I do claim to be queen victoria!

Posted by: closeup Sep 11 2006, 06:33 PM

So which do you guys think we're with here:

1) Frat boys with access to "Lynettes" pictures

2) Common computer in a nursing home

3) Common computer in a prison somewhere in California

4) Someone who's good at spinning a half-believable story, but not as good as
we are at unraveling it.

Yet again, Lynette attacks the attacker instead of disproving anything I wrote.