I have just been given a second job working one night a year for dear old Santa. He is so fed up with all the naughty boys out there.

As from now I will be on Santas sleigh delivering punishment to all the naughty boys on his list.

If you are naughty, instead of getting a present in your stocking you will get me in my stockings and I will punish you.

I have several forms of punishment depending on how naughty you have been.

So the question is do you want Santa climbing down your chimney or me sliding down you chimney.

Next question is

Boys what sort of punishment do you think you deserve

Girls what form of punishment would you give and what would you wear