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Posted by: Assfucker Jun 9 2006, 09:16 AM

This is for the guys....You know when you're fucking and/or getting sucked and it feels SO good, but you are nowhere near WANTING to cum.......what 'tricks' do you use to hold back.

I mean it sucks to have to do that, but sometimes you don't want to stop thrusting, especially if she is close to cumming herself.

Do you think of old ladies twats? Sports? Bills?.......anything but what you're doing right?


Again, I can't stress enough how much it sucks to have to do this, (you ladies wouldn't understand) but I like to last a long time with my wife, and I love fucking.


and I'm not talking about premature ejackulation either, so keep the jokes to yourself



what do you do?

Oh and for the ladies: Would it bother you to know that while you're all into the fucking, your man is thinking of other things so he can last longer, or would you rather he came when he was ready?

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 9 2006, 12:32 PM

damn, I had some good one lined up too.

I usually think about paying bills, or having to go to work. And if that fails I think of this

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 9 2006, 12:36 PM

See I've been around boards for a long time bro






I'd have figured ANYTHING to do with the Simpsons would make you splirt like Peter North

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 9 2006, 01:15 PM

only if it was Maude Flanders, she is a FOX!

Posted by: boanna Jun 9 2006, 01:47 PM

OH DEAR GOD...WERE THE HELL DO I START....

your last question...i would much rather u think of whatever the hell u want so u can last longer, cause theres no way in hell u could ever outcum a boanna....after u make me cum at least 6 times, i might still say...."thats it, u aint shit!"

thats not true, and not nice. i'd never say "aint".

but be careful, if u think of something too disgusting you just might have called retreat and your mr johnson is down for the count!

Posted by: boanna Jun 9 2006, 01:49 PM

A NOTE TO THE LADIES: while these men spend probably 8 months here in this "how do we keep it up" thread, simply cause we can out do them every time, hands down...lets do lunch, then go shopping.....

Posted by: foxy lady Jun 9 2006, 01:51 PM

Victoria Secret here we cum

Posted by: ddd35 Jun 9 2006, 01:55 PM

I think about an old ugly girlfriend I had from High school ..

Posted by: boanna Jun 9 2006, 01:57 PM

what was his name?

Posted by: foxy lady Jun 9 2006, 02:01 PM

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 9 2006, 02:17 PM

I'd bet a cool $50.00 I could outcum boanna.




















It'd be the best $50.00 I ever lost.
I might even go for double or nothing.

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 9 2006, 02:20 PM

all three posts

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 9 2006, 02:38 PM

I think one of your top 25 posts just got bumped down a notch

Posted by: ddd35 Jun 9 2006, 03:06 PM

HA HA thats not funny she couldnt help the fact she was born with looks like tom Arnold

Posted by: boanna Jun 9 2006, 03:53 PM

well, after a few choice PMs this morning, you already owe me like 385 dollars. im way ahead of you! oh, its not an even dollar amount cause i got distracted once and had to stop half way thru

Posted by: countryboy11 Jun 13 2006, 05:53 PM

Thats not really fair Bo, Gnappy didn't have Bobaloo there to "keep him up".

Posted by: boanna Mar 20 2007, 04:30 PM

is this bet still on? cause if it is, you're still way behind if i get to count the "alone" times.

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 20 2007, 04:52 PM

prove it?

Posted by: SKULLZ0MBIE Mar 20 2007, 05:18 PM

Best Tricks, here the list, A shot of Cocaine, then other shot of Whiskey, one half of the blue pill, and your good to run for the next 3 to 4 hours before you cum!

Posted by: Bobaloo Mar 20 2007, 05:19 PM

Yeah, I agree with Gnappy. I'd like to see some pictoral evidence before he shells out that money. or perhaps a vid would be in order. Or better yet, Bo, you should come to visit me and prove it in person.

Posted by: baby21 Mar 20 2007, 09:18 PM

I go quicker than my boy...
I have to work for it, so normally it's not an issue.

We'll slow it down or switch positions or stop for a few seconds if he's really close and we want to keep going.

Posted by: Puppet Mar 20 2007, 09:22 PM

Baby has the right idea.. hit it till she cums.. then stop and make her suck the cum off your dick..... and balls if you did it real good and she cums alot... then switch it up in positions.. goto town.. rinse repeat....

Personally I don't even care if i cum some night... I just want to see how many time I can make her cum and suck it off!

Posted by: baby21 Mar 20 2007, 09:25 PM

my kind of guy

Posted by: Puppet Mar 20 2007, 09:26 PM

we can do this anytime you wish baby

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 21 2007, 12:35 PM

me neither...it just happens on its own in 20 or 30 seconds

Posted by: Puppet Mar 21 2007, 08:47 PM

Well at least if you got a prostitute and she charges by the hour.. you'd come out cheap!

Posted by: Bobaloo Mar 21 2007, 10:54 PM

too funny.









and by funny, I mean, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Posted by: Puppet Mar 22 2007, 01:26 AM

Yall don't get laid much huh

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 22 2007, 12:03 PM

I have sex all the time...that's why it's 20 or 30 seconds instead of 9

Posted by: Puppet Mar 22 2007, 08:15 PM

Well at least you can get back to drinking quicker than I ... LOL bastard.... Stop hogging the beer!

Posted by: Bobaloo Mar 22 2007, 11:38 PM

I have sex all the time too. I have lots of sex. It's just that every once in a while I'd like to try it with a partner.

Posted by: Puppet Mar 23 2007, 06:54 AM

Bob.. its sad that sheila your blow up doll has more tread wear than my raceing tires

Posted by: Bobaloo Mar 23 2007, 10:09 AM

what can I say? She loves to fuck.


But the real question here is: Why are you fucking your racing tires???

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 23 2007, 03:24 PM

Posted by: Puppet Mar 23 2007, 07:21 PM

Only thing with a HOlE in it big enough to fit my cock!!!

Posted by: Bobaloo Mar 24 2007, 08:45 AM

Touché

Posted by: Puppet Mar 24 2007, 10:14 AM

Posted by: Kiana Oct 27 2007, 12:22 PM

Holy Shit this thread was funny! Too bad I wasnt around when it happened

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 27 2007, 11:13 PM

It was created by Ass fucker.... need I say more! lol

Posted by: evade20 Oct 27 2007, 11:57 PM

You said it all!

Posted by: bibby Nov 27 2007, 11:07 PM

I never have that problem with the cocks I ride. Before they even get inside me, I have their cock all the way down my throat. While it's down past my tonsels, I lick their balls with my tongue. It takes some practice to do that, but they blow long heavy loads of cum down my throat in no time. then I clean them off, and they lick and drink all the honey flowing from me. Soon enough, they start pumping away and it takes them much longer to blow the second load. Most are good for 30-40 minutes of constant fucking. Any longer than that, and I get real sore. In the meantime, I've had 3-4 more orgasms. If they're real good, they go from the pussy to my ass and dump load #3 there. That's good for a few more orgasms.

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 28 2007, 12:08 AM

Posted by: Damor Nov 28 2007, 03:57 AM

I think I need to go see bibby and have her test this theory out on me!

Posted by: DoubleJ Nov 30 2007, 03:26 AM

I approve this message...

But yeah I really do agree with the whole thing and know personally I can last longer if I cum once prior, I'm really quick to recoup too so it all tends to work out.

Now I can continue to ponder this tremendous-sounding bj bibby speaks of

Posted by: UncleBuck Dec 4 2007, 03:41 PM

my wife has this technic of not making me cum for a long time...............................




























Not tonite dear I have a headache

Posted by: DoubleJ Dec 4 2007, 03:46 PM

haha, related story, a buddy of mine once sent me a forward called the guys rules and one of them was something like "girls, if a headache lasts three months see a doctor, some thing's wrong" me and him didn't get the joke at all and i made the mistake of tellin my older cousin about it and saying that it was hilarious except that one joke that i didnt understand. He laughed his ass off at me and said that it must be nice being young and having the girls still raring to go

Posted by: rdmoscow1808 Dec 5 2007, 12:51 PM

Where have YOU been all my life???

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 6 2007, 12:25 AM

BAM!

Posted by: UncleBuck Dec 8 2007, 03:21 PM

I've jerked of so many times in the shower when it looks like it is going to rain I get a hard-on

Posted by: misschickie Dec 8 2007, 04:43 PM

oh God, that is hilarious!

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 10 2007, 12:53 AM

I have heard that one before many times... still funny though

Posted by: Augustsgirl Feb 9 2008, 01:19 PM

Same for me too. I don't want to say I'm an 'easy O' but once you figure me out it's not hard... My boyfriend can get one.. two.. three out of me in under a minute if he wants, just with his hands. Then again even once we're having sex if I'm on top I'm the one who has to try to hold myself back so I don't cum after ten seconds (although... he always reminds me that I can have as many as I like so I don't have to worry about it... heh.) Of course it isn't always fun to give someone what they want right away. I actually don't care whether my boyfriend comes fast or not. Then again fast is relative to us... quickies are still like 10-15 minutes, warrenting me at least two orgasms. <3

I think the best way to go is start with some foreplay (...i consider oral foreplay) and then each time the guy is on the verge of orgasm slow it down a bit - lick his cock clean (and if you're a well endowed girl, don't underestimate the greatness of titty-fucking). Give him a minute to cool down but make sure you don't stop completely! You don't want him to go soft... you just want to draw out the climax.

Then again if you have a girl who really enjoys being on top, like I do, it's just a matter of switching up the rhymth. Riding away like a crazy person will make anyone cum quickly. Learn how to move yer hips properly and switch it up!

Then again I know a lot of girls aren't up for much work. I don't really know what to say to them, so... they have to find their own way.

Posted by: penman Feb 9 2008, 04:52 PM

I didnt understand any of that................can you nip over and give me a demonstration.

Posted by: mjonno10 Feb 19 2008, 01:25 PM

aaaaaaa

Posted by: Augustsgirl Mar 6 2008, 10:01 PM

Yeah. Honestly as a girl who likes to fuck at least once a day, I'd rather only have hour long sessions (from start to finish including foreplay) that involve a few orgasms (as I said before, I have at least two if not more). At a certain point you're both sated and that's fine by me. I'd rather not be so sore that you can't touch my clit the next day without making me wince. A little sore is fine. Too sore is bad because it cuts back on the sex.

But I mean I'm speaking from the female perspective. But I always try to make sure that my boyfriend comes at least twice in a day, at least once from sex and a few more times from head. Besides, I think every girl should suck a cock at least once a day. It'll make everyone happier.

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Mar 7 2008, 01:48 AM

Amen to that. That's what they should teach to women in schools!

Posted by: Augustsgirl Mar 7 2008, 05:16 PM

*L* "Oral presentation"?

Posted by: DoubleJ Mar 8 2008, 01:04 AM

Do you know of any other females in existence that think like you do? point me that'a'way m'am.

Posted by: Augustsgirl Mar 8 2008, 04:13 AM

God, I wish... then I could have a guilt free threesome. You can have her after I'm done with her, okay?

Posted by: ddd35 Mar 9 2008, 12:21 PM

I like your thinking . I get the limp Exhausted women that is to tired to say NO ...

Posted by: DoubleJ Mar 10 2008, 03:14 PM

I'm ok with that, although it'd be even more unjust for your boyfriend to get you and this you-like fantasy girl.

Posted by: Augustsgirl Mar 11 2008, 12:58 PM

I suppose so. How about if we made a video? Then everyone could see...

For twenty bucks.

Posted by: ddd35 Mar 11 2008, 01:41 PM

ILL pay my share

Posted by: DoubleJ Mar 11 2008, 02:04 PM

I'm in, and I'll volunteer to handle camera duties

Posted by: ddd35 May 22 2008, 03:36 PM

Well on topic here ...

Have to be honest here as of late when i know the wife is going to give it up .. I come here look at you sexy ladies and well do a little self gratification , it makes it last so much longer that way, to get that first pent up load out ...LOL

Posted by: Gnappster May 27 2008, 11:29 AM

3 minute sex instead of 45 seconds?

Posted by: ddd35 May 30 2008, 11:16 AM

Damn ! im glad somebody else has that problem to !

Posted by: misschickie May 30 2008, 12:27 PM

3d...you shoot a load then go have sex and shoot another? fuck, come over to my house, and fuck me, then fuck me AGAIN!



bammity

Posted by: ddd35 May 30 2008, 02:45 PM

Chickie , id do you again and again then probably do it agian, then rest for 5 minutes and do it again ...

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle May 30 2008, 10:01 PM

Hell baby, you'd make any man hard again within seconds!

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Jun 5 2008, 06:47 PM

I think it is common male nature to shoot soon on occasion. All guys have done it. So I think it is best to practice on the quick reload rather than trying to fool yourself into not cumming Increase aphrodesiac foods before a planned rendevous. Increase Vitamin intake will help as well. B12 is a must, Horny Goat Weed is good too, well for me anyway. it will help you to stay hard after shooting as well.

I think the RMMers in the medical field need to throw some answers out there


Back before I switched game plans tho It was a balance of thought to keep from cumming. When I felt the rush of a cum start to cum on I would slow down a little and focus on a non sexual part of her body like the elbow or the nostril. But if she was moaning I was a goner because that always makes me shoot as I love the sound So i started working on the quick reload

Posted by: ddd35 Jun 6 2008, 08:22 AM

I thought Horny Goat weed was only used by the goat farmers in Iowa ?

Posted by: rdmoscow1808 Jun 6 2008, 08:53 PM

Himmm, what to do not to cum...lets see...stop wacking off!!! Chickie...I would fuck you until you believe, then fuck you for believing!!

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Jun 8 2008, 05:16 AM

Stop whacking off??? BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!

Posted by: JULES4U Jun 8 2008, 06:10 PM

I have a tip for you guys so you don't shot your load to quick
Think of Hillary Clinton and if that don't work for you then
you must suffer with Premature Ejaculation and thats a bitch.

Posted by: ddd35 Jun 9 2008, 09:51 AM

Well I might try that .. HAve you got time today ?

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Jun 17 2008, 05:43 AM

Think of Hillary Clinton? But what if a bowling ball head, big ass, no titty, ambitious evil cunt that wishes she had a cock is the exact thing that turns you on?

Posted by: lubarlu Jun 17 2008, 07:11 AM

Think of Hillary Clinton?
...
not only "Tricks for not cumming"...
but also "for not fucking...."
what nightmare

Posted by: Lynette Jul 22 2008, 10:08 PM

I know this question is directed at the guys here, but I can't help saying that for me it's all about how many times. the more the better, as fast as possible. Normally, I'll do everything I can do from moving to be bed as sexy as I can to doing whatever I can to make the guy cum as soon as possible. Why?... Because I know he'll be able to for for a lonnnnnng time the second time around. True it may take a short while for him to get ready, but getting him back up is a lot of fun.

Posted by: ddd35 Jul 23 2008, 10:03 AM

can you show us ?