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[UncleBuck]

This might work as a good thread. Best words of wisdom you have heard or a quote that you like or just something that strikes you as a good thought... be it funny or sad or something that just makes you think about things







Importance of Women

1 It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.


2 It's important have a woman who can make you laugh.


3 It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.


4 It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.







5 It's very, very important that these four bitches don't know each other.

[closeup]

I can see this is gonna tie you two up for a while.

[jrock8]

I can see this is gonna tie you two up for a while.  

nah, i'm done w/it...

but i'm sure gnappy will let you tie him up... he's kinky like that

[Gnappster]

nah, i'm done w/it...

but i'm sure gnappy will let you tie him up... he's kinky like that

Maybe by gunpoint. But that's how closeup get's all his dates...or should I say victims.

[Bobaloo]

Maybe by gunpoint. But that's how closeup get's all his dates...or should I say victims.

oh, nevermind. I had something good to say, but it's not worth trying to remember what the hell it was. So I leave you with this pointless reply.

That's right. over 3000 posts and zero heart attacks... that's how much I care

Now, would anyone else care for a bite of banality

[jrock8]

Now, would anyone else care for a bite of banality

bondi might... but i'm guessing you'd probably have to bring plenty of lube...

...but if naraz is more your type, i'm sure he's WIDE open...

thanks to gnappy for providing me w/that info...

[Gnappster]

bondi might... but i'm guessing you'd probably have to bring plenty of lube...

...but if naraz is more your type, i'm sure he's WIDE open...

thanks to gnappy for providing me w/that info... 

i think you're confusing banality with your girlfriend

[jrock8]

i think you're confusing banality with your girlfriend 

nah, she definitely likes to keep things fresh and new...

... but you might want to tell your wife there's more to sex than doggy style... i mean, don't get me wrong, she's a freak and all and it's hot when she tells me to smack her ass, but you'd think someone that wild would be more apt to change things up

[Bobaloo]

nah, she definitely likes to keep things fresh and new...

... but you might want to tell your wife there's more to sex than doggy style... i mean, don't get me wrong, she's a freak and all and it's hot when she tells me to smack her ass, but you'd think someone that wild would be more apt to change things up 

She probably just says that to avoid having sex with you. She never gives me that line.

She probably just likes doggy with you because she needs a deep-penetrating position like doggy just to feel you. Perhaps if you you were a little more lengthy you could try all the crazy sexual escapades she and I get into. And let me tell ya, Gnappy is the best camera holder a guy could ever ask for.