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UncleBuck
post Aug 29 2006, 03:21 PM
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This might work as a good thread. Best words of wisdom you have heard or a quote that you like or just something that strikes you as a good thought... be it funny or sad or something that just makes you think about things
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Importance of Women

1 It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.


2 It's important have a woman who can make you laugh.


3 It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.


4 It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.







5 It's very, very important that these four bitches don't know each other.
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post Aug 31 2006, 01:28 AM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Aug 30 2006, 07:54 PM)
" The answer is ALWAYS NO..... until you ask... "
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Jesus CM that sounds like the dribble they force feed us on training days in Sales. I hate all that corporate shit haha

Gnappy, Bob, Jrock etc doesn't this thread remind you of when Homer climbs that mountain with those Apple Sauce bars? He meets Ranier in the gym and Ranier says, "Homer, Get on the abdomeniser and I will shout slogans at you"


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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 31 2006, 12:28 AM)
Jesus CM that sounds like the dribble they force feed us on training days in Sales. I hate all that corporate shit haha

Gnappy, Bob, Jrock etc doesn't this thread remind you of when Homer climbs that mountain with those Apple Sauce bars? He meets Ranier in the gym and Ranier says, "Homer, Get on the abdomeniser and I will shout slogans at you"
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gym?... what's a gym?... OH... a gym laughing-smiley-017.gif


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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 31 2006, 08:43 AM)
gym?... what's a gym?... OH... a gym laughing-smiley-017.gif
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Homer: Oh Marge, how could you let me let myself go like this?
Marge: Me? I'm not the one who puts butter in your coffee.
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Anyway, I saw this one on Happy Gilmore years ago and liked it so much I got the shirt made.

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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 31 2006, 10:51 AM)
Anyway, I saw this one on Happy Gilmore years ago and liked it so much I got the shirt made.
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...and then you got someone that doesn't have a big ole' beer gut to wear it nah.gif

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UncleBuck   Thought Or Saying For The Day   Aug 29 2006, 03:21 PM
Bobaloo   Hmm words of wisdom. here's a little ditty I...   Aug 29 2006, 03:38 PM
UncleBuck   bob my friend with a small penis......I searched b...   Aug 29 2006, 04:36 PM
Gnappster   Todd: Got him, Dad!   Aug 29 2006, 05:13 PM
Bobaloo   UB, I'm sorry. you asked for tidbits and I p...   Aug 29 2006, 06:30 PM
Gnappster   wow she must be a midget then...little person......   Aug 29 2006, 06:42 PM
UncleBuck   HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS.....LOUDEST :rofl...   Aug 29 2006, 06:57 PM
hott1976   my thought of today: You really like me.... you...   Aug 29 2006, 05:14 PM
boanna   my thoughts exactally! :wub:   Sep 10 2006, 02:59 AM
Gnappster   Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then ...   Aug 29 2006, 06:35 PM
Gnappster   If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn...   Aug 29 2006, 06:37 PM
bondiguy   If it brown flush it down, if it's yellow let ...   Aug 30 2006, 02:40 AM
jrock8   here are a couple of the experts and their advice....   Aug 30 2006, 12:29 PM
Bobaloo   Do you know what you get when you cross a pit-bull...   Aug 30 2006, 12:53 PM
UncleBuck   That is actauly Megafunny   Aug 30 2006, 12:55 PM
Lynette   [color=purple]"There is nothing to fear, but ...   Aug 30 2006, 02:55 PM
COMEDYMAN   " The answer is ALWAYS NO..... until you ask....   Aug 30 2006, 07:54 PM
UncleBuck   no means maybe, pour me another tequila   Aug 30 2006, 08:08 PM
Gnappster   beer gut??? I'll have you know it...   Aug 31 2006, 01:13 PM
closeup   Remember; The first step in failing is trying. The...   Aug 31 2006, 05:51 PM
evade20   It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in a...   Aug 31 2006, 06:11 PM
closeup   I haven't forgotten. Those aren't exactly...   Aug 31 2006, 08:53 PM
ddd35   this was always me my favorite FUCK YOU , YOU F...   Aug 31 2006, 06:54 PM
bondiguy   Haha that is one of my fav simpsons quotes. I al...   Sep 1 2006, 12:35 AM
ddd35   a classic THIS TO SHALL PASS>>>>...   Sep 1 2006, 01:34 PM
jrock8   this too even :blink:   Sep 1 2006, 04:31 PM
UncleBuck   The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone ge...   Sep 1 2006, 02:49 PM
UncleBuck   If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?   Sep 1 2006, 02:51 PM
bondiguy   If you want something in life, you've gotta wo...   Sep 1 2006, 05:49 PM
Bobaloo   I just watched that one last night. It was funny...   Sep 6 2006, 09:46 PM
Bobaloo   Making love is what your girlfriend does while I...   Sep 6 2006, 09:47 PM
Gnappster   spotted :thumbup: and I am so Krunchy the Klow...   Sep 6 2006, 10:13 PM
UncleBuck   A friend is someone who will help you move. A real...   Sep 2 2006, 02:28 PM
ddd35   A friend in need is a friend indeed ,,,,   Sep 4 2006, 10:36 AM
bondiguy   A friend with weed is better   Sep 6 2006, 01:56 AM
Gnappster   A friend with breasts and all the rest   Sep 6 2006, 11:41 AM
jlynn   Any Chappelle's Show fans? "Hey hey hey...   Sep 5 2006, 06:46 PM
jrock8   combining those two... where is wildncrazy a...   Sep 6 2006, 01:20 PM
Lynette   [color=purple]Suck a tit...Save a thumb.[/b]   Sep 6 2006, 01:30 PM
ddd35   I think Big and Rich are working on a song with t...   Sep 6 2006, 01:58 PM
fellatiofiend18   "fuck me or fuck off... cus i aint in no kind...   Sep 6 2006, 11:32 PM
bondiguy   A friend whos dressed in leather   Sep 7 2006, 12:53 AM
Gnappster   my japanese is better, and when she's presse...   Sep 7 2006, 11:56 AM
jrock8   big surprise here... bondi and gnappy both kn...   Sep 7 2006, 03:00 PM
Gnappster   the song is by placebo, not butthole surfers(unl...   Sep 7 2006, 03:18 PM
jrock8   http://www.sinteticor.com/artist_b/butthol...eed_...   Sep 7 2006, 03:20 PM
Gnappster   Well I know sinteticor is a very reliable site ...   Sep 7 2006, 03:27 PM
closeup   "They're three types of people in the wor...   Sep 7 2006, 03:15 PM
closeup   I can see this is gonna tie you two up for a while...   Sep 7 2006, 03:23 PM
jrock8   nah, i'm done w/it... but i'm sure gnap...   Sep 7 2006, 03:27 PM
Gnappster   Maybe by gunpoint. But that's how closeup ge...   Sep 7 2006, 03:34 PM
Bobaloo   oh, nevermind. I had something good to say, but ...   Sep 7 2006, 05:00 PM
jrock8   bondi might... but i'm guessing you'd pr...   Sep 7 2006, 05:10 PM
Gnappster   i think you're confusing banality with your ...   Sep 7 2006, 05:12 PM
jrock8   nah, she definitely likes to keep things fresh a...   Sep 7 2006, 05:18 PM
Bobaloo   She probably just says that to avoid having sex w...   Sep 7 2006, 05:38 PM
Gnappster   it's a staple of my diet.   Sep 7 2006, 05:11 PM
boanna   no heart attacks, but u did tie the knot (around ...   Sep 12 2006, 04:43 PM
Gnappster   :fuckoff: pulling one out of the archives   Sep 7 2006, 05:53 PM
Bobaloo   Check and Mate   Sep 7 2006, 06:28 PM
bondiguy   Yeah but doesn't it suck when you fuck up a ...   Sep 7 2006, 11:19 PM
Bobaloo   especially when that fuckup is rather incriminati...   Sep 8 2006, 11:52 AM
jrock8   hey... i googled it... are you telling me that n...   Sep 8 2006, 12:29 PM
Bobaloo   that's crazy talk. Porn online. Whatever. ...   Sep 8 2006, 12:40 PM
boanna   :o :whipya: :whipya: THATS IT BOB! I...   Sep 12 2006, 05:00 PM
Gnappster   I can't believe bob would say such a thing...   Sep 12 2006, 05:05 PM
boanna   done. :ph34r:   Sep 12 2006, 05:19 PM
Bobaloo   Bo, I'm sorry for using such holy ground to a...   Sep 13 2006, 12:41 PM
Gnappster   blame the id....I gotta remember that!   Sep 13 2006, 12:47 PM
Gnappster   I thought that too, but your wife proved to me t...   Sep 8 2006, 01:19 PM
Bobaloo   Nah, she probably just faked it like she does for...   Sep 8 2006, 02:03 PM
bondiguy   yeah... the butthole surfers??? :blink: Well...   Sep 8 2006, 05:35 PM
UncleBuck   Jackie Chan was born in Hong Kong, China (present...   Sep 8 2006, 09:00 PM
bondiguy   Yeah Buck I can use google too :P I read all tha...   Sep 8 2006, 09:40 PM
UncleBuck   I found nothing where it says he became a citiz...   Sep 9 2006, 03:38 PM
fellatiofiend18   snoreeeee!!!! hehe   Sep 10 2006, 04:02 AM
bondiguy   You fooled no one :P   Sep 11 2006, 03:06 AM
jrock8   "you will find true love on flag day"   Sep 11 2006, 11:43 PM
Gnappster   oooh, that one's good! all I could come ...   Sep 12 2006, 09:25 AM
boanna   what the hell does that mean. i just dont get it...   Sep 12 2006, 04:38 PM
Gnappster   me niether :crazydude: but how bout: "You...   Sep 12 2006, 04:55 PM
boanna   now that makes more sense, cause some of those so...   Sep 12 2006, 05:02 PM
closeup   Have you been buying your Chinese fortune cookies...   Sep 12 2006, 05:20 PM
boanna   someone better throw a boobie pic in here cause...   Sep 12 2006, 05:42 PM
closeup   "You can fool all of the people some of the t...   Sep 12 2006, 02:37 PM
boanna   anyway....now that i've calmed down, i just ca...   Sep 12 2006, 05:05 PM
Gnappster   I was gonna steal it and use it for my own, but ...   Sep 12 2006, 05:53 PM
boanna   :kisses:   Sep 12 2006, 05:58 PM
jrock8   my thought for the day... bo... if that's a...   Sep 13 2006, 03:38 PM
bondiguy   I could be wrong but isn't when Homer starts...   Sep 13 2006, 03:47 AM
Gnappster   something like that.   Sep 13 2006, 10:02 AM
bondiguy   I am pretty certain it is... he falls in love wi...   Sep 14 2006, 04:51 AM
UncleBuck   George Carlin ****************** ABSolutely B...   Sep 20 2006, 02:04 PM
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bondiguy   WOW you read all that? :blink:   Sep 20 2006, 09:19 PM
UncleBuck   Carlin For President wouldnt that be funny...c...   Sep 21 2006, 10:18 AM
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