Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ Rant, ...about anything and everything

[hott1976]

no no i never said that.. This is the rant right! Some here and there. There are people like that everywhere. I happen to know one or two or three. Count me out of that vain business.

[diane26]

I was just teasing, yeah they are people like that everywhere stupid people too I hate stupid people.

[closeup]

i hate suzy kolber, the football "analyst" for espn... that woman is HORRIBLE... and to make it even worse, she's not even good to look at 

She's the only one of the on-field airheads I CAN stand. And if Broadway Joe thinks she's cute, who am I to argue?

[Gnappster]

I also hate hate hate people who are inconsiderate and totally full of themselves.  ~thinking of the Carly Simon song... your so vain...  probably think this song is about you..your so vain...

wasn't that written about Warren Beatty?

[bondiguy]

see, that's not necessarily a bad thing... it's just "bondi-proofing"

Even Im not sure what that means?

oh yeah... and that annoying woman at the office that says "looks like someone's got a case of the mondays" 

Fuck yeah Office Space what a movie!

Have you seen my stapler? haha

i hate suzy kolber, the football "analyst" for espn... that woman is HORRIBLE... and to make it even worse, she's not even good to look at 

When you say football do you mean American Football or what you guys call Soccer?

[jrock8]

Fuck yeah Office Space what a movie!
Have you seen my stapler? haha

You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.


Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

ahh, the classics

When you say football do you mean American Football or what you guys call Soccer?

I mean american football... she's a sideline reporter that, admittedly, knows a lot about the game, but she has the most annoying voice i've ever heard.

[jrock8]

I hate terrorism

I have people that call it "the war on terror"... you're fighting terrorism, which is the act of violence intending to cause fear in people... you're not fighting terror, which is an emotion...

[Gnappster]

You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

ahh, the classics

It looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.

Peter: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.

[bondiguy]

I have people that call it "the war on terror"... you're fighting terrorism, which is the act of violence intending to cause fear in people... you're not fighting terror, which is an emotion...

Or Oil as it may be....I do agree with your comment though... I just hate War








Another hate of mine is that I hate poeple with no passion. By this I don't just mean passion in a sexual way... I am passionate about everything I believe in, about music, about sport.... im a very passionate guy!

[jrock8]

i hate when we get a little bit of snow/slush starting to fall and a bunch of the people on the roads turn into retards and start driving like 80 year olds w/glaucoma

[bondiguy]

i hate when we get a little bit of snow/slush starting to fall and a bunch of the people on the roads turn into retards and start driving like 80 year olds w/glaucoma 

Although we don't get snow in Sydney we have the same problem... the rain falls and everyone leaves there driving skills at home

[jrock8]

i hate fuckers that don't get snow

[Gnappster]

i hate when we get a little bit of snow/slush starting to fall and a bunch of the people on the roads turn into retards and start driving like 80 year olds w/glaucoma 

i totally agree, but the opposite is also true. We get some pretty crazy winter weather here and the roads get really icy, especially the highway. And you get these morons that HAVE to drive above the speed limit cuz they drive SUV's. Makes me feel good when I see them in the ditch a few miles down the road.

[bondiguy]

i hate fuckers that don't get snow   

We dont get snow in Syndye but a 4-5 hour drive south is our Snowy Mountains so I can enjoy skiing/boarding in the winter.... ahhh life's luxuries!

[hott1976]

Ranting...
i hate checking my oil... i hate changing it worse.

[jrock8]

Ranting...
i hate  checking my oil...  i hate changing it worse.

that's what jiffy lube is for...



heh heh, i said lube

[Nora]

I hate it when I go to see a movie and the place is crowded... and every time there's an empty seat in front of me and I'm smiling and happy and thinking ok THIS TIME I was lucky... and then I see him (or her, but mostly they are men) with a Gigantic head walking in... and I know for sure that's the one who's going to spoil my movie when I cannot see the subtitles. (Greetings from Sweden, yup)

I also hate people who don't seem to recognize their actual physical space... err so I mean these who just can turn around when there's someone (read: me) behind them and splash, there goes the coffee all over my shirt (fancy a pic, anyone?)

And I hate stupid people. How come those with a smaller brain always seem to have the largest lungs?

I also hate bad grammar... mostly in my own language of course...

[Gnappster]

I also hate bad grammar... mostly in my own language of course...

surprisingly, you have better english grammar than a lot of people on this board

[Gnappster]

that's what jiffy lube is for...
heh heh, i said lube

i hear jrock gets the boys at jiffy lube to check his oil all the time!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...=check+your+oil
(thanks again urbandictionary! )

[jrock8]

i hear jrock gets the boys at jiffy lube to check his oil all the time!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?...=check+your+oil
(thanks again urbandictionary!    )

hell yeah!... but as long as they don't jork me, isn't it all in good fun anyway?

[jrock8]

i hate going to bed with a headache... waking up with the same damn headache... then having half the day go by and STILL HAVING THE SAME FUCKING HEADACHE!!!

[Gnappster]

i hate going to bed with a headache... waking up with the same damn headache... then having half the day go by and STILL HAVING THE SAME FUCKING HEADACHE!!! 

if I ever have a headache it is usually
a. I am dehydrated
b. I need caffeine
and if those 2 don't help I mix a stiff vodka and clamato juice and I'm feeling fine.

but in your case it's probably just a tumor

[jrock8]

if I ever have a headache it is usually
a. I am dehydrated
b. I need caffeine
and if those 2 don't help I mix a stiff vodka and clamato juice and I'm feeling fine.

but in your case it's probably just a tumor 

i'm not dehydrated b/c i drink a ton of water everyday... i don't think i need caffeine b/c i barely ever drink anything w/it so i'm not going through withdrawal...


...and it might be a tumor, but i know that if i go to the doctor and have my head examined, they're not going to find anything (obviates the need for the unsubtle comeback, lol)

[Nora]

i hate going to bed with a headache... waking up with the same damn headache... then having half the day go by and STILL HAVING THE SAME FUCKING HEADACHE!!! 

Ever thought it has something to do with u spending all day on the computer? Dr. Nora says: U need a long nice shoulder and neck massage. And maybe some rest to your right hand...

[Gnappster]

i'm not dehydrated b/c i drink a ton of water everyday... i don't think i need caffeine b/c i barely ever drink anything w/it so i'm not going through withdrawal...
...and it might be a tumor, but i know that if i go to the doctor and have my head examined, they're not going to find anything  (obviates the need for the unsubtle comeback, lol)

I'll let Naraz have that one.

btw, i thought only girls obviated?

[jrock8]

Ever thought it has something to do with u spending all day on the computer?    Dr. Nora says: U need a long nice shoulder and neck massage. And maybe some rest to your  right hand... 

hmm... if it weren't for the fact that i wasn't online at all this past weekend, i'd say you might be on to something there..

the massage sounds nice... is that an offer?

oh, and DR. nora? i always pictured you more as the naughty nurse type

[bondiguy]

oh, and DR. nora?  i always pictured you more as the naughty nurse type

Now there is a pic I'd like to see....


Adding to my rant... I hate warm beer!

[jrock8]

Adding to my rant... I hate warm beer!

*pees in a bottle, gives it to bondi and tells him it's fosters*

[Nora]

hmm... if it weren't for the fact that i wasn't online at all this past weekend, i'd say you might be on to something there..

the massage sounds nice... is that an offer?

oh, and DR. nora?  i always pictured you more as the naughty nurse type

About that massage... If u don't mind my cold fingers, just sit down and we'll see what I can do.

Naughty nurse type... uh... well... reminds me of those 3 happy years while I was studying and had two naughty nursing students as my roommates in the girl's dorm... those were the days, my friend!

[Gnappster]

About that massage... If u don't mind my cold fingers, just sit down and we'll see what I can do. 

Naughty nurse type... uh... well... reminds me of those 3 happy years while I was studying and had two naughty nursing students as my roommates in the girl's dorm...     those were the days, my friend! 

this "rant" thread is getting better and better!