Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ Spit Or Swallow, a question for the ladies

[Gnappster]

I just finished reading "some" of what is going on in here...and i'll i can remember is when Lynette posted a pic with the face blacked out or something lead us all to believe the hot little number in the pic was her and then told us a story about saving someone's face out of respect for her and i think she was a porn star.  I may only be a "teacher"...but i know when something just doesn't seem right. 

On to the other subject...i prefer to swallow, my dates cum that is.    I wish i had pictures to show.  I could go get one from site..block off the head and say this is what i look like when someone shoots come in my mouth.  lol

I'd rather just find out in person

[Mimo]

Bad liar? irritating?personality disorder? Hmmmm, sounds serious. Maybe I should see your doctor. Business woman, model, and millionaire, "but that's not the case in the real world" So, what you're saying is that there are no educated women who own their own companies and have modeled part time? Man! I don't know where YOU live, but maybe you should visit the Los Angeles/Hollywood area sometime and see just how wrong you are. Women like me are everyhere in southern California. Or, would you have me believe that that comment was aimed only (and directly) at me? Good luck with that one buddy. So it also sounds like you too are saying that women are incapable of anything but showing their tits (or should be only showing their tits, or dipensing sexual favors to men like you) as  your buddy Closeup asserts? Talk about living in a happy place. I'm sure you've gazed at so much porno that you've completely lost perspective on the real world (and it's women). It's seems it's OK for men to pretend to be someone else to a woman in order to get a piece of ass, but let a woman fool a man, and she's a bitch. Right? If what you say is true... Why do you even bother? You talk like you're somehow above all this. I'm not sure how you even felt it was your place to chime you're misguided little two cents worth in here anyway. I guess you thought that Closeup couldn't hang by himself too.

Seriously, Lynette, you make this too easy.

1. I haven't said a single thing about women - I've only said things about YOU. Don't distort my message to, once again, digress from the fact that your "truth" is the most ridiculous thing any reasonable person's ever heard. You don't seem to pick things up very quickly, so here is my message again in a nutshell: YOU (and the voices in your head), not other women - only YOU, lie about your life on a boob forum to make yourself feel good about yourself. I've heard your explanation for this (you and your "sister" did it for fun), but I don't believe it. I'm very familiar with L.A. - and, like everyone I know, I am fully aware that there are successful, beautiful, smart, amazing women. Many of them. Remember when you said this:

Lynette posted on: Mar 5 2006, 02:51 PM
"Hmmmm. I don't really seemto be listed in any of the comments on this thread. Does that mean that I should take a hint, and not bother posting anymore photos here? Feeling a little left out. Plus... I don't thing I'm scoreing very high on this site for some reason."

None of the smart, successful, SELF-ASSURED, intelligent, millionaires I know would say something like that. And aren't you the one who said she doesn't need this place to make herself feel good about herself? Are you starting to catch on to why people say you contradict yourself?

2. You know nothing about me except that I think you lie on a boob forum. I've given you no details at all, so you grasp at nothing to fight back by insulting me because your story is bullshit. I don't have an extensive porno library at all. YOU (and only you, not other women), are the one who posted myriad pictures of other naked women on this site - some of whom you claim are your sisters. You've proven that you have an extensive library, part of which is arguably insestuous. Perhaps you shouldn't be throwing the pervert stone.

3. Again, because you are rather slow, here's the latter part of my message (which I've already said) - you already look like a fool/liar/nutcase with MPD. This is going nowhere. Someone will again prove you wrong, and you'll grasp at nothing to insult or make up a ridiculous story. Stop trying. And once again, because this is going nowhere, I'm done.

[Mimo]

youre supposed to give credit where credit is due..... that was my assumption. hahahaha

You're right - you deserve the credit.

[Lynette]

Seriously, Lynette, you make this too easy.

1.  I haven't said a single thing about women - I've only said things about YOU.  Don't distort my message to, once again, digress from the fact that your "truth" is the most ridiculous thing any reasonable person's ever heard.  You don't seem to pick things up very quickly, so here is my message again in a nutshell: YOU (and the voices in your head), not other women - only YOU,  lie about your life on a boob forum to make yourself feel good about yourself.  I've heard your explanation for this (you and your "sister" did it for fun), but I don't believe it.  I'm very familiar with L.A. - and, like everyone I know, I am fully aware that there are successful, beautiful, smart, amazing women.  Many of them.  You are not one of them.  Remember when you said this:

Lynette posted on: Mar 5 2006, 02:51 PM
"Hmmmm. I don't really seemto be listed in any of the comments on this thread. Does that mean that I should take a hint, and not bother posting anymore photos here? Feeling a little left out. Plus... I don't thing I'm scoreing very high on this site for some reason."

None of the smart, successful, SELF-ASSURED, intelligent, millionaires I know would say something like that.  And aren't you the one who said she doesn't need this place to make herself feel good about herself?  Are you starting to catch on to why people say you contradict yourself?

2.  You know nothing about me except that I think you lie on a boob forum.  I've given you no details at all, so you grasp at nothing to fight back by insulting me because your story is bullshit.  I don't have an extensive porno library at all.  YOU (and only you, not other women), are the one who posted myriad pictures of other naked women on this site - some of whom you claim are your sisters. You've proven that you have an extensive library, part of which is arguably insestuous.  Perhaps you shouldn't be throwing the pervert stone.

3.  Again, because you are rather slow, here's the latter part of my message (which I've already said) - you already look like a fool/liar/nutcase with MPD.  This is going nowhere.  Someone will again prove you wrong, and you'll grasp at nothing to insult or make up a ridiculous story.  Stop trying.  And once again, because this is going nowhere, I'm done.

LOL! What the heck are you still doing here> I thought you were done with it. This whole thing has become better than anyone could have ever predicted. This site neededsome excitment. It was terribly dead with the same old threads, same old people commenting, and the same old dull Qs & As.

[Mimo]

LOL! What the heck are you still doing here> I thought you were done with it. This whole thing has become better than anyone could have ever predicted. This site neededsome excitment. It was terribly dead with the same old threads, same old people commenting, and the same old dull Qs & As.

We finally found something we agree on, Lynette, it is entertaining. Okay- now I'm really done. Maybe.

[fellatiofiend18]

yea, i know....

but just so u know....if u get what youre after....
YOURE GONNA HAVE TO BUY ME SOME SHIT!!! 

i already started a list for ya. 

hahahaha!!!! you, lady, speak my language!

LOL! What the heck are you still doing here> I thought you were done with it. This whole thing has become better than anyone could have ever predicted. This site neededsome excitment. It was terribly dead with the same old threads, same old people commenting, and the same old dull Qs & As.

well, i was quite enjoying it....

[bondiguy]

There is way too much reading here for me but I'll comment on a few pages I did read;

I wasn't even gonna start in on this but wtf:
I'm Canadian but thanks for generalizing all of us as Americans and all men who question you on this board as self centred in an attempt to rationalize your what you've been doing. You're the one frauding all of us (men and women included) yet somehow WE'RE the assholes for it.  I guess I should have a firmer grasp of who I am inside. Again you project your dishonesty to us...if we were better people we'd see the big picture, right. You should work in politics.
As for your pics, it is really tough sometimes to tell if you're insinuating that the picture is of you. Contrary to popular belief not all of us perverts at this site have the vast porn library that you seem to, and these "public pics"you refer to may not appear as apparent to the casual observer as you seem to think. But you're right, the pics that AREN'T you, you never claim them to be of you, you just leave the matter a little cloudy at times. Forgiveable I suppose.
You say that our male egos are bruised by your ruse? I don't really care when it comes down to it, but the problem with your posts from the beginning is how inconsistent they were. They didn't seem to be written by a 25 year old and the claims and story never pieced together. And then when someone calls you on it, you either don't respond, respond much later when you've thought of a story, ior change the topic and attack them as the liar. Then when there's no way out you say, oh yeah I never claimed to be ONE person?!?! Well you never claimed NOT to be Queen Victoria either so let's get your crown!
I think there are some very basic assumptions people make when you post here. One is that you're at least somewhat in the ball park as far as who you are, your age, how many of you there are. A little emebellishment here and there, who gives a shit. But you blow the lids off the hyperbole department accross the board. Call you anything but honest??? I don't know anyone but a moron who would take anything you say from now on without a HUGE grain of salt. You give no reason to think otherwise.
You should feel accomplished though, 2 people (hell maybe more) have managed to be almost as interesting and enetertaining as one real person.
If the previous post was written by Lucky, then my apologies to Lynette.  

This is the most angry or challenging I have EVER seen Gnappy and I love it. Everything you have said is 101% correct! EVery last aspect. I was the one who brought this whole thing up and she hasn't answered any of my challenges or questions because she cant.

I am also not an American, Im an Aussie. A point I thought well documented on the boards here but I was tainted with the same brush by sheer ignorance. How else could you explain it?

Lynette

That is an absurd answer even for you

Ok, you just made up my mind as to what I should be thinking of you. There's absolutely nothing about what I've said that is rediculus. You're calling me a lier and I could just as easily make the same alligation about anyone here. You are crazy, and the fact that part of protecting my anonimity by using UCLA raher than another west coast school is a decision I made a long time ago. BTW, I don't see any nude pictures of you on any of these threads. I now truly believe that you're just another pervert frequenting boob sites with an ax to grind. The only thing sad around here is your unbelievable ego not permitting you to see further than your nose. And, many people on RMR DID think Lucky and I were the same person until she started posting pictures of the both of us together in the same photos Mr. right. And you have the nerve to suggest that I can't let it go due to some insecurity problem. You're either a ery sad little single man who needs to be here for some wierd sexual outlet, or you're married (in which case, you're even sadder, maybe even sick). And the picture I posted of the blonde was for comic relief you funny little guy. Frankly, I'm really surprised that got by you, but you're SO hung-up on not admitting the possibility that you've made a mountain out of a molehill and a mistake in  all this you can't see the forest for the trees. Like I said before... "Believe what you will" this is only a tittie site and not a courtroom (except for those with minds small enough to take all this seriously.

I have to echo someone's thoughts here and say I picked one random post and skim read for spelling mistakes and they are laughable! Hardly the work of a highly educated woman?

[Bobaloo]

Hey, I've heard many times that that it's good that I'm fast.

probably becuase they can't wati to get rid of you.

[juicy_DD]

(theyre all arguing.  lets just u and me ignore them and talk about rubbing nipples together)  

now your talkin

Man I read all the arguing in the past few pages and I have come to one conclusion.......

.... I like girls who let me shoot on their face and in their mouth.. i dont care if they spit or swallow. 

I also enjoy shooting while they have my cock enveloped like an ever lasting Gob Stopper. Again they can spit or swallow as long as they run their tongue over my head a little

The comedyman we all know and love

[boanna]

This should be required reading for every woman out there........

not required, but if we choose to read it, i'm sure it's available at numerous adult book stores nationwide...word for word.

[boanna]

Seriously... How many people here take the time at least once a year to do something they've never done before, or go somewhere they've never been? And, I'm not talking about trying a new burger joint or going to a new waterpark. I mean something you've always had on your top ten wish list. Something you've dreampt about but never made the effort to do. Driving a race car, sky diving, going to see the pyramids, flying a airplane, fishing the great barrier reef, river rafting, living in far off places, etc. Maybe something or somewhere you've had in the back of your head since your childhood.It's ALL possible.

never had a top ten wish list. just a top 3 wish list. and they ARE out of reach cause they are things i wish i had done differently. cant go back. if i had a top ten wish list, it would be full of good things that would affect me and other people on the inside first. then the outside.

your example wish list is chock full of exciting things to do, to some. sky diving...i think it would hurt my bad ear. fishing yes, but only where rainbow trout thrive. pyramids? too fucking hot there and i have my own pyramids of laundry to do. fly an airplane, friends would start hounding me for rides and shit. river rafting....never been a good swimmer, but a river does sound better than the ocean to me. living in far off places? now that one is gold! today, i'd like to live as far away from, you know who, as possible! as for something in the back of my head since childhood......hell, thats where all my fucked up ideas and thoughts come from! yea, theres something there, and a bad "counselor" told me to just go piss on the graves of a few people. i chose to listen to someone else who wisely said "shit happens...get a 4 x 4 and some mud tires!"

oh yea, race car driver....thought i was once kinda....bad idea....probation totally sucked!

[boanna]

man, can someone change the title of this thread? think of the vast number of visitors who come here, dive into this thread thinking they are gonna read some fun shit and then they get hit with....well....whats actually here. im not a multimilliondollar businessMAN (said it that way cause im not really into all the femanist shit either) but with my small amount of marketing knowledge, i feel pretty confident in saying that this thread would be bad for business and quite possibly a blatant lie.

[Lynette]

There is way too much reading here for me but I'll comment on a few pages I did read;
This is the most angry or challenging I have EVER seen Gnappy and I love it. Everything you have said is 101% correct! EVery last aspect. I was the one who brought this whole thing up and she hasn't answered any of my challenges or questions because she cant.

I am also not an American, Im an Aussie. A point I thought well documented on the boards here but I was tainted with the same brush by sheer ignorance. How else could you explain it?
That is an absurd answer even for you
I have to echo someone's thoughts here and say I picked one random post and skim read for spelling mistakes and they are laughable! Hardly the work of a highly educated woman?

I'm NOT a very accurate typist and once I get going, I don't pay attention to spelling errors either. At the offices I DO have people who type my correspondence for me. Have you ever heard of that as a business practice? You're mind seems to work at a very simple level. If I need a typist, I hire one. If I need a file clerk, I hire one. If I need someone to do follow-up, I hire someone. If I need someone to clean the bathrooms, I'll call you.

[Bobaloo]

I'm NOT a very accurate typist and once I get going, I don't pay attention to spelling errors either. At the offices I DO have people who type my correspondence for me. Have you ever heard of that as a business practice? You're mind seems to work at a very simple level. If I need a typist, I hire one. If I need a file clerk, I hire one. If I need someone to do follow-up, I hire someone. If I need someone to clean the bathrooms, I'll call you.

Nah. Bondi cleaned my bathroom once. first of all, he didn't do a very good job. then he chugged my mouthwash for the alcohol content, then he pissed all over the floor. Not only that, he left a gay nudie mag in teh magazine rack.

He sure can wash a car, though.

[Gnappster]

never had a top ten wish list. just a top 3 wish list.  and they ARE out of reach cause they are things i wish i had done differently.  cant go back.  if i had a top ten wish list, it would be full of good things that would affect me and other people on the inside first. then the outside. 

your example wish list is chock full of exciting things to do, to some.  sky diving...i think it would hurt my bad ear. fishing yes, but only where rainbow trout thrive. pyramids? too fucking hot there and i have my own pyramids of laundry to do.  fly an airplane, friends would start hounding me for rides and shit. river rafting....never been a good swimmer, but a river does sound better than the ocean to me. living in far off places?  now that one is gold! today, i'd like to live as far away from, you know who, as possible!   as for something in the back of my head since childhood......hell, thats where all my fucked up ideas and thoughts come from!  yea, theres something there, and a bad "counselor" told me to just go piss on the graves of a few people. i chose to listen to someone else who wisely said "shit happens...get a 4 x 4 and some mud tires!"

oh yea, race car driver....thought i was once kinda....bad idea....probation totally sucked!

That line is awesome!

I'm NOT a very accurate typist and once I get going, I don't pay attention to spelling errors either. At the offices I DO have people who type my correspondence for me. Have you ever heard of that as a business practice? You're mind seems to work at a very simple level. If I need a typist, I hire one. If I need a file clerk, I hire one. If I need someone to do follow-up, I hire someone. If I need someone to clean the bathrooms, I'll call you.

What offices? I thought you sold your companies?

[Lynette]

That line is awesome!
What offices? I thought you sold your companies? 

I did. Guess I should have been speaking in the past tense to avoid your detail oriented, overly critical, attention. Big deal. Was it you who said you were once a marine?

[Gnappster]

I did. Guess I should have been speaking in the past tense to avoid your detail oriented, overly critical, attention. Big deal. Was it you who said you were once a marine?

You are correct, you should have.

And seeing as I'm Canadian, it would be awfully tough for me to be in the Marines.
That fucking moron is the one you're thinking of.

[Bobaloo]

You are correct, you should have.

And seeing as I'm Canadian, it would be awfully tough for me to be in the Marines.
That fucking moron is the one you're thinking of.

That's right, it was fucking moron. I believe you're Major Asshole. And then there was that guy Complete Asshole. how many Assholes are on this board anyway?

[juicy_DD]

You are correct, you should have.

And seeing as I'm Canadian, it would be awfully tough for me to be in the Marines.
That fucking moron is the one you're thinking of.

pmsl we love that fuckin moron

[jrock8]

yea, i know....

but just so u know....if u get what youre after....
YOURE GONNA HAVE TO BUY ME SOME SHIT!!! 

i already started a list for ya. 

so what's on this list? a new headboard for the one we'd break? a digital camcorder to record all the action? or just a 6 pack of your favorite beer and a really good steak?

hey, come closer..........

have u had the feeling (i mean thought, women have feelings, men have thoughts) like we are at this large dinner party....political or some important shit like that....huge discussion going on.....yet the two of us are playing footsie under the table and we hear the others, but dont know what the hell they really said?  ok, so my foots a little higher up your leg that i first let on.....yea, that too....i'm a little wet!

yeah, i had that feeling... except instead of using your foot, why not just slide under the table? nobody's really paying attention anyway or i could just meet you in the coat check room in 5 minutes

[Bobaloo]

so what's on this list?  a new headboard for the one we'd break?  a digital camcorder to record all the action?  or just a 6 pack of your favorite beer and a really good steak?
yeah, i had that feeling... except instead of using your foot, why not just slide under the table?  nobody's really paying attention anyway     or i could just meet you in the coat check room in 5 minutes

Geez. Only Jork would make a girl wait 5 minutes for 30 seconds of action.

[jrock8]

Geez.  Only Jork would make a girl wait 5 minutes for 30 seconds of action.

isn't that called foreplay?

damn... all these years and i never knew...

[hott1976]

i love jorks!

[jrock8]

i love jorks!

[closeup]

I'm NOT a very accurate typist and once I get going, I don't pay attention to spelling errors either. At the offices I DO have people who type my correspondence for me. Have you ever heard of that as a business practice? You're mind seems to work at a very simple level. If I need a typist, I hire one. If I need a file clerk, I hire one. If I need someone to do follow-up, I hire someone. If I need someone to clean the bathrooms, I'll call you.

Here's the thing that makes me laugh. You "have people" to do all the mundane office stuff. Do they do all your thinking for you too? A typing error is me typing yuor instead of your. A typing error is NOT substituting you're for your. Spell check won't catch that kind of error because what's wrong is in your head, not in your fingers. I've come to the conclusion that if there are two "Lynettes" one of them maybe had a semester or two of college, the other barely squeaked thru high school. Probably spent all her time day-dreaming about being a model and a millionaire. Sorry to say but attempting to bullshit us is as close as you'll ever get to those goals. Even that you failed at. Better luck next time. Here's a thought: Maybe the "Lynette" persona is being created by an order of nuns in a nunery. I like that better than the frat house option and almost as much as the nursing home. Then again, would a nun call me a "fucking moron"? I mean, one who never met me. BTW, please don't reveiw my posts for spelling errors, it'll just tax your brain and bore the rest of us.

[closeup]

pmsl   we love that fuckin moron

Thanks sweety, I think.

[fellatiofiend18]

I'm NOT a very accurate typist and once I get going, I don't pay attention to spelling errors either. At the offices I DO have people who type my correspondence for me. Have you ever heard of that as a business practice? You're mind seems to work at a very simple level. If I need a typist, I hire one. If I need a file clerk, I hire one. If I need someone to do follow-up, I hire someone. If I need someone to clean the bathrooms, I'll call you.

so basically, you are just pretty lazy?

[bondiguy]

man, can someone change the title of this thread?  think of the vast number of visitors who come here, dive into this thread thinking they are gonna read some fun shit and then they get hit with....well....whats actually here.    im not a multimilliondollar businessMAN (said it that way cause im not really into all the femanist shit either)  but with my small amount of marketing knowledge, i feel pretty confident in saying that this thread would be bad for business and quite possibly a blatant lie.

How retro! Rock on toots

I'm NOT a very accurate typist and once I get going, I don't pay attention to spelling errors either. At the offices I DO have people who type my correspondence for me. Have you ever heard of that as a business practice? You're mind seems to work at a very simple level. If I need a typist, I hire one. If I need a file clerk, I hire one. If I need someone to do follow-up, I hire someone. If I need someone to clean the bathrooms, I'll call you.

Good for you... but I retired from the cleaning busniess back in '89. I have grown bored of your outrageous stories so I'll leave it for the rest of the people out there now. Who knew a simple question about one's age would turn in to all this?


One for you all to ponder... how many Lynette's does it take to change a light bulb?

[COMEDYMAN]

now your talkin  
The comedyman we all know and love  

A compliment from you sweetheart is nectar and ambrosia to me

Miss ya my saucy British hotbody

[COMEDYMAN]

Ok.. I read the NEXT three pages of arguing and I made this observation....


I also like shooting in a girls hair...

J/K

..... I didn't read the last three pages of arguing