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Posted by: jack9 Jun 22 2006, 10:08 PM

hey erribody, imma def really new to this thing but i gotta say i been rather impressed with tha quality of work on here, very very impressed ladies.

bout me i'm 21, male o course, got a girl, so just def here to meet som cool pplz guys and girls ... some def love to share around ...

yeah i be into almost erri sport there is tennis, to a bit footy, soccer, volleyball cricket. I love just meetin new pplz with all their crazy personalities and even if they dont, world be kinda dull if we weren't all different aint it? .. daz why i love meeting new pplz.

so just to anyone out dere show me the ropes about this place pop around say hi and show some love, oh and i be an aussie boii (living ere, but im mixed background) dont be afraid to post up on here or if ya a lil personal PM me ...

and go the aussies in the world cup ... doin good boiz

show some of ya pride in ya country tell me bout yaselves ... ciao

Posted by: juicyboobs Jun 23 2006, 07:23 AM

don't understand a bit.... except something about football......

so cos i couldn't think where to post this , it can die in here... this is shirt to go to the pub for the a match.. England only...

Posted by: boanna Jun 23 2006, 03:45 PM

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice!

Posted by: juicyboobs Jun 23 2006, 03:48 PM

ahh don't you feel sorry for the simple soul.............you guys don't get frre drugs like we do....

Posted by: boanna Jun 23 2006, 03:57 PM

no

Posted by: juicyboobs Jun 23 2006, 04:01 PM

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 24 2006, 01:18 AM

Jack.... dude you are an Aussie and you are making us look foolish! You weren't born in the Bronx, you weren't raised in Compton, You don't blaze with fiddy and snoop so here is my tip;

DROP THE WHOLE FUCKING NEGRO SLANG SHIT DUDE

People will dig you alot more if you just act yourself, no one is impressed!

On the positives; Go the fucking Socceroos

Posted by: jack9 Jun 25 2006, 07:04 PM

ok if that aint the most racist thing i ever heard, how the fuck do u guys know what my background is and it aint even that "ghetto" ... honestly guys whatever, if u guys cant respect the way i am u guys have some serious issues to be honest, I really cant see how hard it is for you guys to decipher that, it dont take a genius, fuck if you guys gonna be hating dont say anything .. especially boanna, thats just plain bloody rude.

honestly if u aint got nothing nice to say SHUT THE FUCK UP ...

how bout that for some simple advice ...

AND YES I AM BLACK TOO SO FUCK YOU ... PROUD TO BE A MIXED NEGRO ...

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 25 2006, 10:51 PM

Well at least that post was in ENglish and easy to read! I think the true Jack came out there!!!

Full points for passion!

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 26 2006, 10:44 AM

It's like in Malibu's Most Wanted when near the end B-Rad drops the act and you can actually understand what he's talking about and it seems a lot more sincere.
Jack, talk however you like, but most people here can't understand what you're saying. Converse like you do in your last post and we'll all win.

And that is allŪ

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 26 2006, 02:15 PM

We could probably understand him better if he'd use a different typing program. May I suggest Microsoft Word...

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 26 2006, 03:01 PM

Posted by: evade20 Jun 26 2006, 03:18 PM

BAM!

Posted by: boanna Jun 27 2006, 03:16 PM

well, i'm a mixed native american...and WE were here first. end of that comment.

around here, there is no respect. thats what forums are all about...saying what comes to mind at that moment....without thinking twice if we will offend anyone....because we are all adults and when we post here, we are correct to assume that no one is lurking around with a chip on their shoulder! it's easier on the women, cause we have the boobie pics to show you. but the men....it's a ruthless place....and they like it that way.

go read some threads, from start to finish. maybe when u are done you will see that the same people who say some of the meanest things to eachother one day are the very next day practically fuck buddies!

to be honest with u, i am quite impressed! the last like 10 newbies that were chased off never came back even once to post another word. at least u came back and spoke your mind. u may be a board whore in the making after all! (no, its not a MEAN thing to say...board whore is like an award here....)


and yes, i usually am just plain bloody rude. but sometimes i'm not.

" If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny."

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 27 2006, 03:42 PM

Like bondi and jrock for instance



Deep Thoughts, by boanna handy

Posted by: UncleBuck Jun 27 2006, 04:40 PM

sorry to piss you off, but I think that most Blacks, Negro's and African Americans would be embrassed to think that is how we think you/they speak I didn't even know that you could type "shit, whatever you call it" before I read your post
If you want respect around here act semi normal. Do you really think people will try to respond to you typing "talking" like that.

sorry once again but I just think that is a stupid post and that you are a moron

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 28 2006, 12:45 AM

Bo I am not sure if you have ever been to Australia but i'll give you some facts. I come from Sydney which is the country's most diverse city in terms of race and religious background. Being tolerant is an everyday neccesity where I live.

One things that does grate me is that there is an abundance of teenagers here that are either white, olive, dark or black and they talk like this becuase they see video clips of 50 Cent and other rappers doing the same. There are very very few African Americans living in Sydney and even the ones that do converse in a normal manner.

I was merely pointing out to the boy that acts do not win you friends or the attention of females, but being yourself will

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jun 28 2006, 02:32 AM

It is always funny to me when I visit forums how people actually think the number of posts they have makes them someone special. Or they feel because they have the ability to post thousands upong thousands of posts that it somehow means they are better than those that only have 100 posts.

Granted there are some people that ask for a beating when they act idiotic like the ebonics originally posted here, BUT if you are on a forum and thing that a new person posting has to EARN your respect before they can be welcome or some other crap like that than you are just as idiotic as the people you bash.

It is the internet, not some social class.

Just the thoughts of a now "noob" if going by my post count.



To the original poster, I aint gonna flame you because that aint my style got past that sort of thing in Junior High School. But I will say talking in a manner that we all can understand it much appreciated. No need to do the ghetto slang on the internet it's one thing to hear it, but to try and read it is more hassle to decipher it all than it is worth.

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 28 2006, 12:31 PM

noobishness has less to do with post count than it does with post quality. if you're a moron and post foolishness that no one can understand and then get upset when some says your post seems foolish and hard to understand, then that's not the type of person anyone wants to converse with here... or any forum for that matter. If someone wants to be a participating member of a forum, they should read a bit and get used to the flow of things around the place first.

The OP is a clear example of a way to completely isolate yourself in a public forum.

See, you have four posts as of now and your post that I'm responding to is thought out and I can understand your message. if you were talking gibberish or making outlandish comments I would just make a joke about your post.

Now feel free to respond if you would like to, but I only read one pre-100 post per noob.

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jun 28 2006, 01:05 PM

Awwww Boo you funny, as stated in my post yes I can see this original post was idiotic but you can get a general feel from some of the people around here that have thousands of posts that they feel superior in fact I read a post somewhere where someone said new people have to EARN respect or something like that I will have to go find it, but that is hillalrious, every person should be treated with respect, if they come on looking like an idiot than hey you got to give it to get it but when it comes down to it the person flaming the said person is no better than the person they are flaming.

Now I need to shoot you a PM I knew I was forgetting someone last night

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 28 2006, 01:31 PM

I don't know if the right word(s) is earning respect, but I think the general consensus is that you shouldn't walk into a forum and post how ever you feel like without learning the the rules of the board and more importantly, to not have learned the unwritten rules or "feel"of the board. You can't just read that part, you have to learn it by reading how others converse with each other and what is acceptable or expected of people. And not being a complete fuckstick helps. Bobaloo summed it up best.

As for post counts, they are totally overrated.....now if you'll excuse me, I have to go prepare for my 5000th post extravaganza

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jun 28 2006, 01:36 PM

Well this be a big party or a small event you are planning. Who all is invited. I post on a place for 4 years I have well over 20 thousand post in the past 4 years and whenever there is a new person joining the board I chat with them in the same manner as people been there forever. I just don't feel being the new guy or gal should mean you got to past a test or be given shit or whatever else.

Different strokes I suppose. Actually I don't have the stroking equipment.

Posted by: boanna Jun 28 2006, 01:38 PM

"you have ever been to Australia"




bond...i was merely trying to get your attention so you would invite me to cum visit you. then we could fuck for days....
when the time came for me to leave, there you'd be, shaking, scantly dressed and barely able to stand in your doorway....watching me walk away. the only thought in your mind would be this: "damn....i guess i was wrong to neglect the older ladies!" you turn and mumble something to yourself about needing a drink....but have to grab the wall for support because you were hit with a memory that made you dizzy....a memory you can almost still feel.....my tongue and lips sucking and kissing your balls while i .........

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jun 28 2006, 01:41 PM

WOW I think I need a drink and a smoke after reading that.

Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jun 28 2006, 01:42 PM

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 28 2006, 02:43 PM

come and find out.

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 28 2006, 03:30 PM

Dude, Bondi, take her up on it. Nothin' beats a girls tongue and lips sucking and kissing your balls while she's eating popcorn.

Posted by: boanna Jun 28 2006, 04:54 PM

just wait till bondi reads it!!! i will be in hot water! he avoids ladies of my, well, lets say, age, to be the truth! this means i won! no matter what he comes back with, or maybe he will just ignore it all together...but in my heart, i won! i couldnt get him to talk to me here by the usual stuff....talking about sex, showing boob pics, so it took this way...for me to join the ranks of the crude newbie bashers. i had to do some bashing that was against my grain (well kinda, i just usually keep it to myself), and finally he took the hook! all i have to say to him now is, start sheddin some clothes....boannas on her way to the airport~

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 28 2006, 05:02 PM

well in his own words his girlfriend "is obviously 12"

Posted by: boanna Jun 28 2006, 05:16 PM

i think i babysat him about 20 years ago.

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jun 28 2006, 07:30 PM

Yeah from what I can read I think once your pretty much legal your off the market with him or if you got big boobs or some meat on the bones

Me I like the Thick toned woman, Mariah Carey I used to think was an awesome size and not flabby very toned now she went with the crack head look not to much but still she was fine thicker cause she wasnt flabby.

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 28 2006, 11:39 PM

No one could have said it better.... many "noobs" are welcomed here but when people act like fucktards and just generally fuck up the flow and feel of the place we have all become accustomed to it shits me!







Boanna, you are very very wrong I am afraid. I make it no secret that i prefer petite women but I do not discriminate with age and I do not make a habit of ruling out any sort of woman until I see her.

Believe it or not I vote on all your pics and the one that is on top of the tree in the ratings is without doubt the best pic on this site! I was more of an admirer from afar. I am much less active her now and really have only been reading threads I visited constantly in the past or ones that lool like they'll make me laugh due to time contraints. I apologise however if you feel I have ignored you.

Now..... what time is your flight coming in? My clothes have been shed and its getting cold here!



Wow... old school reference brotha!

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jun 29 2006, 12:28 AM

I agree there are certainly some fucktards that fuck up this site.

Some new some not so new. But on a plus side RMM is no different you find these same fucktards old and new at more Forums at least everyforum I ever seen. They aren't original or unique allthough they think they are but usually you can completly predict there every post.

Booo to fucktards

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 29 2006, 06:44 AM

A) I love the use of the word Fucktard in your post... good to see a bondi creation growing! haha

You seem like a great 'noob' to these boards so I hope you stick around. My advice would be to create a 411 thread so we can all learn a little bit more about you. I am guessing by the nickname you are a female but apart from that we are in the dark

Posted by: boanna Jun 29 2006, 07:58 AM

wow, somehow i missed this post...wouldnt want that now would we Bob!

dont wanna miss the chance to say to ya.

i do believe u are jealous. no, thats not it. its your gettin married thing isnt it.

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 29 2006, 08:23 AM

no wonder he's infatuated with boobs now.

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jun 29 2006, 10:16 AM

Well I aint really new been here for a few months now ok little more than a few. Just recreated I will PM you than I am sure you will take back the "SEEM like a great noob part."

Posted by: boanna Jun 29 2006, 11:06 AM

oh thats so fucking funny! i have had only 3 hunches since coming to this site. so far, they have all 3 been correct.

i was just gonna send bondi a PM and tell him that i suspect cutiepie is someone else come back as someone else! and there u admit it! i am laughing hard now. thats great. shit like that just makes my day! so if u ever get curious as to my clues.....just ask me.

(edited in....u should have held out longer, much longer!)

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 29 2006, 11:28 AM

what are the other 2?

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jun 29 2006, 12:09 PM

Well I was trying to make it sort of obvious I will PM you the rest.

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 30 2006, 02:24 AM

Sometimes people may surprise you

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 30 2006, 01:43 PM

No kidding!! Like the first time I saw a picture of Pay's vagina

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 30 2006, 02:07 PM

I'm sitting here trying to hold back the laughter as my boss thinks I'm working.
Disturbingly funny...well done!

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 30 2006, 02:35 PM

I'll have to remember that post for my 5k extravaganza.

anyway... I know what you mean. Sometimes it is hard to hold back the laughter. and the old man is like what's so funny about typing an invoice. And I'm like... oh, nothing really. it's just that the 6 and the 9 are next to each other again. that excuse only works so many times.

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 30 2006, 03:09 PM

oooh I'll have to remember that one.

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jun 30 2006, 03:11 PM

Oh lord don't act like you had no idea what was about to happened when I pulled out the lube and told you to relax.

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 30 2006, 05:26 PM

Killer.... one of your funniest posts.... hilarious!



Well i thought I was in for a show.... but I ended up having a good time

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jun 30 2006, 05:45 PM

See there men Bondi can attest that getting your Prostate checked regulary aint that bad.

This is a health warning to all men.

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 30 2006, 05:53 PM

Well Gnappy can have no worries about his prostate then... well at least thats what evade tells me?

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jun 30 2006, 05:58 PM

I think while it initally started off as a check things got off track and a second opinion might be needed.

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 30 2006, 06:00 PM

I'll leave that one to you

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 30 2006, 06:02 PM

and a third!

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 30 2006, 06:04 PM

sick twisted fucker

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 30 2006, 06:18 PM

Well, there is the problem of the calluses that have built up and now there's no way for a doctor to tell if his prostrate is actually enlarged.

Remember, Evade. Being a doctor and playing doctor are completely different.

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 30 2006, 06:21 PM

but evade likes to be the nurse?

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 30 2006, 06:30 PM

isn't prostrate something completey different?



wel he does quite the girlish figure

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 30 2006, 06:34 PM

ooooops!!! I cut the hell out of my left index finger (insert prostate examination joke here) and have a band-aid on it. Ts and Rs get messed up sometimes. Thanks for pointing that out. Ironically, it irritates the hell outta me when people say prostrate when they mean prostate.

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 30 2006, 06:38 PM

Bob do you also have a cold???

BAVO!

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 30 2006, 06:43 PM

At least you messed it up here. It's different when you're kneeling prostrate in church and mention your prostate

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 30 2006, 06:45 PM

Of course I have a cold. Why else would I have to get my prostate examined once a week??!!

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 30 2006, 06:46 PM

Yeah. you gotta be careful what you say in church. The priests might get excited!!

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 30 2006, 06:48 PM

I thought it was because you typed Rs as Ts (does no one spot this?)

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 30 2006, 06:50 PM

whoa, you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 30 2006, 06:52 PM

Haha that reminded me of my old av, "seriously baby, I can presribe anything I want"

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 30 2006, 07:04 PM

I felt it was so obvious it negated pointing out

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 30 2006, 07:06 PM

Why am I in the dark on this one??? stupid brain!

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 30 2006, 07:22 PM

When Superintendent Chalmers comes in and asks lisa about the battle of new orleans and Ralph goes, whats a battle?

Did he just say whats a battle?

No, he said whats that rattle, he has a cold

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jun 30 2006, 07:32 PM

NOT BY ME I don't mess with that area of man

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 30 2006, 10:10 PM

Understood.... we'll leave that for Bob than shall we?

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 1 2006, 02:00 AM

Sounds about right to me.