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[Bobaloo]

I appreciate the Dewey Decimal system as much as the next person, but I wouldn't put it in the same category as "The Theory of Relativity" or Newton inventing calculus. I'd put the brain power needed to figure out how to number books at about the same as it took to number each page. "Let's see, should we do even on one page, then odd on the next, or maybe try two consecutive odd numbers? Hmmm...

Read this link

First of all, I didn't re-read the article, but I remember it stating that the DD system is easy to think of as no big deal and rather obvious, but when you look at how it was before that, he was quite the pioneer.

That being said, allow me to tell you this little anecdote:

I had a super bowl party last year, and while I was engaged at the time, there still was this really hot girl who showed up and everyone was drooling over. Turns out she's a librarian. Talk about fantasy time. Well, while everyone else was making the typical librarian jokes about whips and leather and shit like that, I was able to have a real conversation with her. I brought up how I recently read about the DD system and how genious the guy was. She told me she knew a lot about him and his system and was impressed that I knew his first name. What she didnt' know and I was able to tell her was about the stuff in the article about his own shorthand techniques and his obsession with efficiency because he thought he was going to die soon or something like that and whole slew of other stupid things. That article may seem like a waste of time, but let me tell you, I was the only one who was able to keep her interest piqued. and had I not been engaged, I would have been bedding the girl that night.

good ol' cecil never lets ya down. I should write him and let him know this story. I bet he'd get a kick out of it.

[Gnappster]

Read this link

First of all, I didn't re-read the article, but I remember it stating that the DD system is easy to think of as no big deal and rather obvious, but when you look at how it was before that, he was quite the pioneer.

That being said, allow me to tell you this little anecdote:

I had a super bowl party last year, and while I was engaged at the time, there still was this really hot girl who showed up and everyone was drooling over.  Turns out she's a librarian.  Talk about fantasy time.  Well, while everyone else was making the typical librarian jokes about whips and leather and shit like that, I was able to have a real conversation with her.  I brought up how I recently read about the DD system and how genious the guy was.  She told me she knew a lot about him and his system and was impressed that I knew his first name.  What she didnt' know and I was able to tell her was about the stuff in the article about his own shorthand techniques and his obsession with efficiency because he thought he was going to die soon or something like that and whole slew of other stupid things.  That article may seem like a waste of time, but let me tell you, I was the only one who was able to keep her interest piqued.  and had I not been engaged, I would have been bedding the girl that night.

good ol' cecil never lets ya down.  I should write him and let him know this story.  I bet he'd get a kick out of it.

The ol Straight Dope, where would bob's love life be without it

I can't remember if I read that one, but I definitely will.

It has been rare but I have had scenarios like that where I was able to strike up conversations with hot girls because of my knowledge of obscure, otherwise useless info such as that. But I usually ruined it by getting trashed and puking in their houseplants or soemthing similar.

That is all.

[Bobaloo]

The ol Straight Dope, where would bob's love life be without it

I can't remember if I read that one, but I definitely will.

It has been rare but I have had scenarios like that where I was able to strike up conversations with hot girls because of my knowledge of obscure, otherwise useless info such as that. But I usually ruined it by getting trashed and puking in their houseplants or soemthing similar.That is all.

I learned the hard way that girls frown upon that type of behavior. Hard way meaning the party was at my house and I puked in my own plant.

[bondiguy]

It has been rare but I have had scenarios like that where I was able to strike up conversations with hot girls because of my knowledge of obscure, otherwise useless info such as that. But I usually ruined it by getting trashed and puking in their houseplants or soemthing similar.

That is all.

Why isn't usel;ess information the key to unlocking women's pants?

[Gnappster]

Why isn't usel;ess information the key to unlocking women's pants?

haha, if it were, I'd be bedding more women than Ron Jeremy, instead of just looking like him

[Bobaloo]

Why isn't usel;ess information the key to unlocking women's pants?

Because alcohol has too strong a hold on the position, with chloroform being a close second.

[bondiguy]

haha, if it were, I'd be bedding more women than Ron Jeremy, instead of just looking like him

I doubt you look like him all over

Because alcohol has too strong a hold on the position, with chloroform being a close second.

Ahhh touche

[WildNCrazysCockToy]

I miss you

[bondiguy]

I miss you  

We miss her too.......

So one would assume you AREN'T WnC's cock toy at present?

[Bobaloo]

We miss her too.......

So one would assume you AREN'T WnC's cock toy at present?

Haha. good one!

so do you have any left over pics Mr. Toy??

[Gnappster]

We miss her too.......

So one would assume you AREN'T WnC's cock toy at present?

Ouch!

[bondiguy]

I am king of the one liners!

[Bobaloo]

I am king of the one liners!

And I am the king of 50-liners

[Gnappster]

And I am the king of 50-liners

hahaha Couldn't be more true!

[bondiguy]

And I am the king of 50-liners

BAM!!!

[Puppet]

Leaving some love for a very sexy girl.. hope you come back around!

[bondiguy]

Leaving some love for a very sexy girl.. hope you come back around!

We can all live in hope, or we can just hack pay's computer and relive the memories!

[Puppet]

Hrmm im afraid i would come across things that would be far worse and therefore far out weigh the advantage of relieveing the moment.!

[bondiguy]

Hrmm im afraid i would come across things that would be far worse and therefore far out weigh the advantage of relieveing the moment.!

Can u imagine the shit on that guys pc???

[Puppet]

Im sure the inventor of porn can't imagine whats on that guys pc

[bondiguy]

Im sure the inventor of porn can't imagine whats on that guys pc 

Even Germans look at his collection and start feeling sick!

[Gnappster]

Even Germans look at his collection and start feeling sick!

hahaha

[bondiguy]

hahaha

Uhhh we were talking bout chocolate?

[paybarraman]

Hrmm im afraid i would come across things that would be far worse and therefore far out weigh the advantage of relieveing the moment.!

Can u imagine the shit on that guys pc???

Im sure the inventor of porn can't imagine whats on that guys pc 

Even Germans look at his collection and start feeling sick!

WTF?!?!?! you both!!
When have I EVER expressed interest in anything other than tits and pussy and maybe some lesbian loving?

[Bobaloo]

WTF?!?!?!     you both!!
When have I EVER expressed interest in anything other than tits and pussy and maybe some lesbian loving?

apparently Pay doesn't like chocolate

[Gnappster]

WTF?!?!?!     you both!!
When have I EVER expressed interest in anything other than tits and pussy and maybe some lesbian loving?

educated guess

apparently Pay doesn't like chocolate

haha that was funny!

[bondiguy]

WTF?!?!?!     you both!!
When have I EVER expressed interest in anything other than tits and pussy and maybe some lesbian loving?

Need we remind you of the love you have for novelty Guiness hats?

apparently Pay doesn't like chocolate

I laughed my arse off to that one