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JoshD
post Oct 16 2013, 07:19 AM
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Hi members of RMM,
I've been leeching around this forum for a long time now but it's about time I start contributing. So I have a request for you all.

I'm 17 years old and have been with various girls in my time but has never lasted. My ex has been spreading a rumor about how small my dick is.

So, can I get an honest opinion from anyone?

PM me.
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crimson
post Oct 16 2013, 08:12 PM
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LOL..really..I don't see this lasting long blink.gif
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Buck Turgidson
post Oct 17 2013, 03:59 AM
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Josh, all the gay guys are going want to ram their cocks down your sh!t. You just unzipped your fly for the gay community.
THIS IS A BREAST SITE, NOT A DICK SITE

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LOL..really..I don't see this lasting long? blink.gif
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WTF is going on here, is there some Rate My Schlong site that got hijacked and sending all the twinks here???


Josh, let's examine the RMM history of the endless stream of "young" blokes that come here ready to wave their dick around. Now keep in mind, this is a Breast site, most of the ladies don't want to see anyone's nasty dick.

Naxian, still horny and alone after 1 year. Nobody gives a shit.
http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Anyone_Herel-t2632.html

Measurement man, didn't even get a cup of piss
http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Im_19_Male_Usa-t2616.html

Some 11inch bloke got his dick chopped off too soon in the game, didn't get very far
http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Does_Any_...heml-t2532.html

Another bloke announces he has a dick, hey, in other news, the Pope is Catholic.
http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Fresh_Meat-t1704.html

The great stallion Horseman though he would throw his dick down for the ladies to swoon. Right.
http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/New_Here_...yful-t2676.html

Neoh , for some reason, this bloke thought all American girls are just a bunch of horny porn stars sitting in front of their computers waiting and hoping for some other bloke to ask if they are horny. Was he wrong.
http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Any_Girls...Nowl-t1013.html


Josh, do you see a trend here? Nobody cares about dicks in this site.
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crimson
post Oct 17 2013, 02:14 PM
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killing me over here to funny laughing-smiley-014.gif
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post Oct 20 2013, 12:00 PM
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Get the fuck off the site you small dick 17 year old motherfucker.



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post Oct 20 2013, 12:03 PM
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My chuckles come from "I'm 17 years old and have been with various girls in my time".....really?!? Lmfao laughing-smiley-014.gif
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