Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ Jack9 Just Sayin Hey And Reppin Da World Cup, on da 411 sayin hey erribbody in 'ere

[Cutie_Pie]

just wait till bondi reads it!!! i will be in hot water! he avoids ladies of my, well, lets say, age, to be the truth!  this means i won! no matter what he comes back with, or maybe he will just ignore it all together...but in my heart, i won! i couldnt get him to talk to me here by the usual stuff....talking about sex, showing boob pics, so it took this way...for me to join the ranks of the crude newbie bashers. i had to do some bashing that was against my grain (well kinda, i just usually keep it to myself), and finally he took the hook!  all i have to say to him now is, start sheddin some clothes....boannas on her way to the airport~

Yeah from what I can read I think once your pretty much legal your off the market with him or if you got big boobs or some meat on the bones

Me I like the Thick toned woman, Mariah Carey I used to think was an awesome size and not flabby very toned now she went with the crack head look not to much but still she was fine thicker cause she wasnt flabby.

[bondiguy]

I don't know if the right word(s) is earning respect, but I think the general consensus is that you shouldn't walk into a forum and post how ever you feel like without learning the the rules of the board and more importantly, to not have learned the unwritten rules or "feel"of the board. You can't just read that part, you have to learn it by reading how others converse with each other and what is acceptable or expected of people. And not being a complete fuckstick helps. Bobaloo summed it up best.

No one could have said it better.... many "noobs" are welcomed here but when people act like fucktards and just generally fuck up the flow and feel of the place we have all become accustomed to it shits me!

"you have ever been to Australia"




bond...i was merely trying to get your attention so you would invite me to cum visit you. then we could fuck for days....
when the time came for me to leave, there you'd be, shaking, scantly dressed and barely able to stand in your doorway....watching me walk away.  the only thought in your mind would be this:  "damn....i guess i was wrong to neglect the older ladies!"    you turn and mumble something to yourself about needing a drink....but have to grab the wall for support because you were hit with a memory that made you dizzy....a memory you can almost still feel.....my tongue and lips sucking and kissing your balls while i .........

just wait till bondi reads it!!! i will be in hot water! he avoids ladies of my, well, lets say, age, to be the truth!  this means i won! no matter what he comes back with, or maybe he will just ignore it all together...but in my heart, i won! i couldnt get him to talk to me here by the usual stuff....talking about sex, showing boob pics, so it took this way...for me to join the ranks of the crude newbie bashers. i had to do some bashing that was against my grain (well kinda, i just usually keep it to myself), and finally he took the hook!  all i have to say to him now is, start sheddin some clothes....boannas on her way to the airport~

Boanna, you are very very wrong I am afraid. I make it no secret that i prefer petite women but I do not discriminate with age and I do not make a habit of ruling out any sort of woman until I see her.

Believe it or not I vote on all your pics and the one that is on top of the tree in the ratings is without doubt the best pic on this site! I was more of an admirer from afar. I am much less active her now and really have only been reading threads I visited constantly in the past or ones that lool like they'll make me laugh due to time contraints. I apologise however if you feel I have ignored you.

Now..... what time is your flight coming in? My clothes have been shed and its getting cold here!

well in his own words his girlfriend "is obviously 12" 

Wow... old school reference brotha!

[Cutie_Pie]

I agree there are certainly some fucktards that fuck up this site.

Some new some not so new. But on a plus side RMM is no different you find these same fucktards old and new at more Forums at least everyforum I ever seen. They aren't original or unique allthough they think they are but usually you can completly predict there every post.

Booo to fucktards

[bondiguy]

A) I love the use of the word Fucktard in your post... good to see a bondi creation growing! haha

You seem like a great 'noob' to these boards so I hope you stick around. My advice would be to create a 411 thread so we can all learn a little bit more about you. I am guessing by the nickname you are a female but apart from that we are in the dark

[boanna]

Dude, Bondi, take her up on it.  Nothin' beats a girls tongue and lips sucking and kissing your balls while she's eating popcorn.

wow, somehow i missed this post...wouldnt want that now would we Bob!

dont wanna miss the chance to say to ya.

i do believe u are jealous. no, thats not it. its your gettin married thing isnt it.

[Gnappster]

i think i babysat him about 20 years ago. 

no wonder he's infatuated with boobs now.

[Cutie_Pie]

A) I love the use of the word Fucktard in your post... good to see a bondi creation growing! haha

You seem like a great 'noob' to these boards so I hope you stick around. My advice would be to create a 411 thread so we can all learn a little bit more about you. I am guessing by the nickname you are a female but apart from that we are in the dark

Well I aint really new been here for a few months now ok little more than a few. Just recreated I will PM you than I am sure you will take back the "SEEM like a great noob part."

[boanna]

Well I aint really new been here for a few months now ok little more than a few. Just recreated I will PM you than I am sure you will take back the "SEEM like a great noob part."

oh thats so fucking funny! i have had only 3 hunches since coming to this site. so far, they have all 3 been correct.

i was just gonna send bondi a PM and tell him that i suspect cutiepie is someone else come back as someone else! and there u admit it! i am laughing hard now. thats great. shit like that just makes my day! so if u ever get curious as to my clues.....just ask me.

(edited in....u should have held out longer, much longer!)

[Gnappster]

oh thats so fucking funny!  i have had only 3 hunches since coming to this site. so far, they have all 3 been correct.

what are the other 2?

[Cutie_Pie]

oh thats so fucking funny!  i have had only 3 hunches since coming to this site. so far, they have all 3 been correct.

i was just gonna send bondi a PM and tell him that i suspect cutiepie is someone else come back as someone else!  and there u admit it!  i am laughing hard now.  thats great.  shit like that just makes my day!  so if u ever get curious as to my clues.....just ask me.

(edited in....u should have held out longer,  much longer!)

Well I was trying to make it sort of obvious I will PM you the rest.

[bondiguy]

Well I aint really new been here for a few months now ok little more than a few. Just recreated I will PM you than I am sure you will take back the "SEEM like a great noob part."

Sometimes people may surprise you

[Bobaloo]

Sometimes people may surprise you

No kidding!! Like the first time I saw a picture of Pay's vagina

[Gnappster]

No kidding!!  Like the first time I saw a picture of Pay's vagina

I'm sitting here trying to hold back the laughter as my boss thinks I'm working.
Disturbingly funny...well done!

[Bobaloo]

I'm sitting here trying to hold back the laughter as my boss thinks I'm working.
Disturbingly funny...well done!

I'll have to remember that post for my 5k extravaganza.

anyway... I know what you mean. Sometimes it is hard to hold back the laughter. and the old man is like what's so funny about typing an invoice. And I'm like... oh, nothing really. it's just that the 6 and the 9 are next to each other again. that excuse only works so many times.

[Gnappster]

I'll have to remember that post for my 5k extravaganza.

anyway... I know what you mean.  Sometimes it is hard to hold back the laughter.  and the old man is like what's so funny about typing an invoice.  And I'm like... oh, nothing really.  it's just that the 6 and the 9 are next to each other again.  that excuse only works so many times.

oooh I'll have to remember that one.

[Cutie_Pie]

Sometimes people may surprise you

Oh lord don't act like you had no idea what was about to happened when I pulled out the lube and told you to relax.

[bondiguy]

No kidding!!  Like the first time I saw a picture of Pay's vagina

Killer.... one of your funniest posts.... hilarious!

Oh lord don't act like you had no idea what was about to happened when I pulled out the lube and told you to relax.

Well i thought I was in for a show.... but I ended up having a good time

[Cutie_Pie]

Killer.... one of your funniest posts.... hilarious!
Well i thought I was in for a show.... but I ended up having a good time

See there men Bondi can attest that getting your Prostate checked regulary aint that bad.

This is a health warning to all men.

[bondiguy]

Well Gnappy can have no worries about his prostate then... well at least thats what evade tells me?

[Cutie_Pie]

Well Gnappy can have no worries about his prostate then... well at least thats what evade tells me?

I think while it initally started off as a check things got off track and a second opinion might be needed.

[bondiguy]

I'll leave that one to you

[Gnappster]

I think while it initally started off as a check things got off track and a second opinion might be needed.

and a third!

[bondiguy]

and a third! 

sick twisted fucker

[Bobaloo]

Well Gnappy can have no worries about his prostate then... well at least thats what evade tells me?

Well, there is the problem of the calluses that have built up and now there's no way for a doctor to tell if his prostrate is actually enlarged.

Remember, Evade. Being a doctor and playing doctor are completely different.

[bondiguy]

but evade likes to be the nurse?

[Gnappster]

Well, there is the problem of the calluses that have built up and now there's no way for a doctor to tell if his prostrate is actually enlarged.

Remember, Evade.  Being a doctor and playing doctor are completely different.

isn't prostrate something completey different?

but evade likes to be the nurse?

wel he does quite the girlish figure

[Bobaloo]

isn't prostrate something completey different? 

ooooops!!! I cut the hell out of my left index finger (insert prostate examination joke here) and have a band-aid on it. Ts and Rs get messed up sometimes. Thanks for pointing that out. Ironically, it irritates the hell outta me when people say prostrate when they mean prostate.

[bondiguy]

Bob do you also have a cold???

BAVO!

[Gnappster]

ooooops!!!  I cut the hell out of my left index finger (insert prostate examination joke here) and have a band-aid on it.  Ts and Rs get messed up sometimes.  Thanks for pointing that out.  Ironically, it irritates the hell outta me when people say prostrate when they mean prostate.

At least you messed it up here. It's different when you're kneeling prostrate in church and mention your prostate

[Bobaloo]

Bob do you also have a cold???

BAVO!

Of course I have a cold. Why else would I have to get my prostate examined once a week??!!