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Posted by: josh22 Oct 5 2006, 07:41 PM

Ill cut to the chase Im horny and wat to jerk off to some lovely tits..anyone game????

Posted by: UncleBuck Oct 5 2006, 07:57 PM

knock yer self out Big Boy

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Posted by: evade20 Oct 6 2006, 12:25 AM

Damn!

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 6 2006, 02:02 AM

And you wonder why noobs get a hard time around here?

Check out this thread http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Whos_Pics_Have_You_Gotten_Off_Tol-t737-s270.html

or

http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/index.php?showtopic=212&hl=masturbating

Jesus just print out a pic and have a wank if you are so inclined

Posted by: josh22 Oct 6 2006, 10:22 AM

to bad this site talks alot ..but never gets to the action...some of the members will hook it up ...but you just dont find too many ladies willing to play...to bad too so may lovely ladies out there....thanks to the ones that have hooked me up in the past..thanks ladies ..to the rest of you ...well one of these days !!!!!

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 6 2006, 12:07 PM

josh, there has got to be about 10,000 pic on this site not to mention all the ones on the message board. Grab a bottle of Nivea and a box of tissues and go to town. I don't think you need anyone's permission.

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 6 2006, 06:54 PM

That's what I have been try-ing to tell him

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 8 2006, 04:35 PM

I scanned thru this thread and a wonder why there are so many of the board whores that have posted in here , its just about the dumbest thread ever made ?

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 9 2006, 01:10 AM

Well firstly you answered your own question... we are Board Whores!

Secondly, your above post could be placed in doznes of threads here at RMM

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 9 2006, 06:22 AM

good point my friend

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 10 2006, 12:57 AM

Thats what I am here for

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 10 2006, 06:25 AM

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 10 2006, 12:50 PM

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 11 2006, 02:11 AM

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 11 2006, 12:07 PM

if you can't beat 'em, join 'em

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 11 2006, 01:53 PM

I would hope , your not BEATING THEM , specailly if your having phone sex ... I might be wrong but i think the guys plan was to beat himself ..... LOL sorry been a long day already

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 11 2006, 01:56 PM

puh-leeze. I was responding to the smiley post only trend. this thread hasn't been about phone sex since after the first post.

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 11 2006, 01:59 PM

I don't think this thread was about phone sex even at the first post.

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 11 2006, 02:12 PM

Yet, strangely, it is now.

Posted by: UncleBuck Oct 11 2006, 02:29 PM

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 11 2006, 02:35 PM

, yeah I got confused of which thread this was sorry about that Bob

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 11 2006, 02:48 PM

Yeah, the threads kind of run together for me here too. It helps if you separate threads into two major groups.

1) Threads that are very clever and witty, entertaining, funny, and worth reading

2) Threads with zero contribution from Bobaloo.

that should help

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 11 2006, 02:56 PM

now I'm REALLY confused

Posted by: closeup Oct 11 2006, 03:42 PM

This guy is right on, this IS the dumbest thread so far. I remember when threads like this used to die after one or two posts. Ahhh....the good ol days.

Posted by: josh22 Oct 11 2006, 04:31 PM

funny yall are the ones that are keeping it going,funny how that works..

Posted by: Christof Oct 11 2006, 04:34 PM

Yeah look at them all keep on posting here and keeping the thread alive, those silly idiots, why wont they learn??

D'oh

Posted by: josh22 Oct 11 2006, 04:40 PM

fine by me they never keep to the topic anyway so whats the point in starting a new one.. , we all just get side track on this site anyway so it really dosent matter anyway...Imsure theres not much left to talk about that hasent already been said somewhere on this site..so , well just find some B.S to pass the time ....

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 11 2006, 04:41 PM

and you're probably still jeking off to it

Posted by: josh22 Oct 11 2006, 04:43 PM

so funny ..Im not the one that just sits and waits for some dumb ass thread to come along so I can say something to make myself look good..Im here for on thing..Im not scared to spell it out. If you dont like it..shove it

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 11 2006, 04:48 PM

with you posting, I don't have to wait very long for dumbass threads to pop up

Posted by: closeup Oct 11 2006, 04:51 PM

HE even calls his own thread "some dumb ass thread". I guess that makes it official, a dumb ass started a thread. Or a thread was started by a dumb ass. Now I'm confused, is the thread a dumb ass or the person who started it? Or, quite possibly, both. Maybe it's a Texas thing.

Posted by: josh22 Oct 11 2006, 04:58 PM

good some ones got to keep you ass busy ....

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 11 2006, 05:05 PM

it's become a fulltime job

Posted by: josh22 Oct 11 2006, 05:07 PM

good then Il just make sure you have something to do all the time, and your buddies

Posted by: closeup Oct 11 2006, 05:23 PM

I think he's referring to me. Don't they have a saying in Texas, "Fuck with the bull, you'll get the horn"? Something about fucking bulls. Anyway, you get the point.

Posted by: josh22 Oct 11 2006, 05:31 PM

good job there closeup..it only took you 20min to figure it out..

dont hate , your just a little city boy, you stay home play with ken where its safe ok....

Posted by: closeup Oct 11 2006, 05:41 PM

Actually, it took me 2 seconds to figure it out. It took the other 19 minutes, 58 seconds to get around to scraping you off the bottom of my shoe. And for your information, dickwad, I was toting an M-16 around while you were still sucking on your mama'a titty. In other words, ten years ago.

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 11 2006, 05:45 PM

Dude, you're way off!!! http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/The_Sound-t782.html that's pretty dumb based on what the OP was getting at. It was actually made interesting with a bit of banter between bondi and what's his face in http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/The_Queef_Aka_Pussy_Fart-t785.html.

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 11 2006, 05:48 PM

mmm...titty

Posted by: josh22 Oct 11 2006, 05:48 PM

you keep your little m-16 ass when get big you can play with the big boys...and a real gun..not a pea shooter

Posted by: closeup Oct 11 2006, 05:51 PM

I guess you're right, but there is enough stupidity for them all to have their fair share. It just shows you can have a room temperature IQ and still enjoy a nice rack.

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 11 2006, 05:57 PM

a room temp. IQ
even funnier when you use celcius.

that high heels thread wasn't SO bad until you read the guys first post and he couldn't string half an idea together into a cohesive sentence.

Posted by: closeup Oct 11 2006, 06:03 PM

If it started off with Natilie showing off her legs and ass in a pair of high heels, that would have made a good thread. When you start off with "I just want to jerk off to whoever will post a nude picture" it has nowhere to go but downhill. Not to worry, I'll have this douchebag gone in record time."Lynette" was a resilient and resourceful poster, who at least had a brain to use. She wasn't easily dissuaded from posting her nonsense. This hillbilly is using oatmeal for brains and won't last very long.

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 11 2006, 06:09 PM

mmmmmmmmm, Natalie! I sure do miss her. she's one of my favs

Posted by: closeup Oct 11 2006, 06:15 PM

I wonder what happened. She was certainly one of the hottest and coolest women on RMM. She just all of a sudden stopped showing up.

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 11 2006, 06:18 PM

I can't get wireless Internet access in my basement. sorry.

Posted by: closeup Oct 11 2006, 06:26 PM

Number One Fan should be in the basement, Natilie should be in the bedroom. A spare closet, perhaps?

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 11 2006, 06:30 PM

nah, bob's already in the closet

Posted by: closeup Oct 11 2006, 06:33 PM

So that's what he meant. Natalies' down in his basement hooking up wireless internet. I guess I was reading it the wrong way. Sorry Bob.

Posted by: evade20 Oct 12 2006, 12:33 AM

Damn, and all this time I thought Nat was tied up in Foxy's closet....

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 12 2006, 03:59 AM

BAMMM!!!

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 12 2006, 09:39 AM

That was actually pretty funny.

Posted by: closeup Oct 16 2006, 11:56 PM

This dumfuck doesn't even have a clue as to what an M16 can do. It's back to your mama's titty for you, little boy. Check back in after you grow a pair of balls.

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 17 2006, 01:50 AM

nah... check back when you spour your first pube

Posted by: closeup Oct 17 2006, 08:10 AM

I've changed my mind concerning this hillbilly, I'm going to be the model of restraint and just completely ignore him. He's just too dumb to be any challange and I'm already bored with his half-wit posts.

Posted by: josh22 Oct 17 2006, 09:51 AM

hey little guy you can have your M 16 whe you get off the titty and grow anything you can play with the boys ..son..you keep that little shotter close to ya...Ill keep mine..

Posted by: closeup Oct 17 2006, 10:13 AM

Where's the Smilie of a guy biting his tongue. I promised myself I'm going to ignore this hillbilly and that's what I'm gonna do.

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 17 2006, 10:16 AM

I'd say is the closest you're gonna get.

Posted by: closeup Oct 17 2006, 10:17 AM

I added the hillbilly instead.

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 18 2006, 01:41 AM

Ignore who?

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 21 2006, 05:29 PM

When ?

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 21 2006, 08:06 PM

What?

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 22 2006, 09:48 AM

were ?

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 23 2006, 03:30 AM

umm... what

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 23 2006, 01:20 PM

BAVO

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 24 2006, 03:02 AM

I was thinking that too... just never posted it

Posted by: hott1976 Oct 24 2006, 05:01 PM

This thread is fucking retarded.

Posted by: hott1976 Oct 24 2006, 05:02 PM

ooops i'm sorry that is politically incorrect....
this thread is ignorant.
Just my 2 cents

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 24 2006, 05:09 PM

no you were right the first time, it is retarded

Posted by: josh22 Oct 24 2006, 06:18 PM

me!!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 26 2006, 02:05 AM

This thread is mentally challenged



Gnappster, did you hear something?

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 26 2006, 12:01 PM

yup, and it's retarded

errr mentally challenged

Posted by: closeup Oct 26 2006, 04:39 PM

He'd have to double his IQ to be called stupid.

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 26 2006, 05:14 PM

yes Id have to agree , and I think you used more then .02 it looks like a dollars worth

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 26 2006, 05:15 PM

you guys are brutal !!!!!

Posted by: evade20 Oct 26 2006, 05:15 PM

Or change his screen name to http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Want_Some_Web_Cam_Fun-t1155.html

Posted by: closeup Oct 26 2006, 05:25 PM

I agree with "What the Fuck". It's douchebags like these guys that run off all the women.

Posted by: paybarraman Oct 26 2006, 08:35 PM

Bah Bah Bah......Bah Bah Barino!!!!!
Bah Bah Bah......Bah Bah Barino!!!!


**for those of you scratching your heads, WTF???? the whole "Who? What??? Where? When????" Welcome Back Kotter**

Posted by: evade20 Oct 27 2006, 05:06 AM

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 27 2006, 11:57 AM

It's all clear now.....when I first glanced at the bah part I thought you were just trying to attract a "date"

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 28 2006, 02:46 AM

muhahahaha

oh and pay... welcome back who???

Posted by: paybarraman Oct 28 2006, 02:26 PM

Dont sweat it Bondi......you probably weren't even a sperm when that show was on.

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 30 2006, 12:06 AM

I was just bustin yer chops... I have heard of it and know John Travolta used to be in it (I think) but have never seen an episode

Posted by: evade20 Nov 2 2006, 02:53 AM

It was Travolta's ladder to fame...After that he did Dance Fever and the rest is history.

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 2 2006, 07:37 AM

or should be history anyway

Posted by: evade20 Nov 3 2006, 05:30 AM

Agreed...He's made enough money. He was better as Vinnie Bobbareno than any of his other self-absorb roles.

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 3 2006, 07:27 AM

oh yes I agree Im about tired of his rerun , Urban cowboy ..

Posted by: donna1 Nov 11 2006, 04:41 PM

I would love to see some pics of you jacking your big cock off to my tits baby Donna1

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 11 2006, 04:44 PM

oh my and were would I have to make the deposit ?

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 11 2006, 11:53 PM

So we've heard

Posted by: hott1976 Nov 13 2006, 09:08 PM

lol
This thread is fucking retarded.

Posted by: evade20 Nov 13 2006, 10:33 PM

Why Hott, what on earth could you possibly mean?

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 14 2006, 03:51 AM

you mean sexually mentally challenged?

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 14 2006, 11:23 AM

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 14 2006, 12:52 PM

and here i thought bondi wasn't politically correct hahahaha

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 14 2006, 06:29 PM

I am full of surprises

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 14 2006, 08:48 PM

full of something

Posted by: Phoenix911 Jan 20 2007, 07:15 PM

When i guy asks thats ona message board its pretty funny to see the ladys responces.... Specialy when the forum is part of a site with enough material for him for life.

Altho i must say i understand why he asked with so meny fing fine women on this site.... any guy that would not wanna get some action with the ladys here must be gay/fears getting his cock cut off from his wife being jealose. lol