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[Gnappster]

I was always logging in on the "Message" screen. I still don't know how you posted under "Closeup", I thought you had to be on my computer to do that. Anyway, I'm going to put this bit of unpleasentness behind me and concentrate on the boobs. And if I hear "I told you so", from anyone, I'm going to plant my boot up their ass.

well you SHOULD be able to, but shit never works like it's sposed to

[Gnappster]

but now what are you gonna do with THESE guys:

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[Cutie_Pie]

I still don't know how you posted under "Closeup", I thought you had to be on my computer to do that

WOW

And if I hear "I told you so", from anyone, I'm going to plant my boot up their ass.

Told you so

[UncleBuck]

I was always logging in on the "Message" screen. I still don't know how you posted under "Closeup", I thought you had to be on my computer to do that. Anyway, I'm going to put this bit of unpleasentness behind me and concentrate on the boobs. And if I hear "I told you so", from anyone, I'm going to plant my boot up their ass.

So how the fuck do we know that this is really closeup"1" maybe it is a imposter ................................................................................................................

[UncleBuck]

I think that maybe we should see a rmm loggo posted somewhere

[bondiguy]

Oh, they're out there, IF you know where to look! 

*cough* cache *cough*

I have some of her old pics

The old avatar is cool....but the brain avatar was awesome...But what happened to your sig file, dude?  that was cool, too!  Maybe you could use the brain as a sig.

Welcome back!   

Your a dull boy billy

[Gnappster]

*cough* cache *cough*

I have some of her old pics
Your a dull boy billy

spotted

[Gnappster]

I think that maybe we should see a rmm loggo posted somewhere

good god I hope not, maybe he could just pm it to you for your own "personal" enjoyment

[closeup]

but now what are you gonna do with THESE guys: 

They are hopefully gone for good. I don't know what "Cache" means in computer terms. At one point I had to bring my computer back to it's original state, just like it was when I bought it. That's when I lost everything. The RMM problems came after that. As for Cutie Pie, if you could have explained it the way Gnappy did it would have made alot more sense. Bend over for my boot.

[paybarraman]

Yeah, I going to burgle Pays house and steal his hard drive. I'm pretty sure he has everything worth saving on his.

A rinky ding 4GB HDD from a toshiba laptop? Oh no no no my son.....

ALL pics are archived to CD as HDDs tend to crash.....


and i dont use my computer at home

[closeup]

A rinky ding 4GB HDD from a toshiba laptop?  Oh no no no my son.....

ALL pics are archived to CD as HDDs tend to crash.....
and i dont use my computer at home 

And where might those CDs be stashed? I could save alot of time if I knew right where to go. I'll even lock the door on my way out.

[boanna]

you have me to do that for you!!!!!!!!!!

i was just fixin to say that!

[boanna]

Hi all,

Well i am helping out the C Man by putting together a FAQ list that will help new members have their questions answered quickly and easily and avoid the same questions being asked every 5 weeks. If anyone has any suggestions I have made this thread to feild them all and I will then compile a list and send it to Comedyman to use as he sees fit.

I will start proceedings off;

Q. Why haven't all my uploaded pictures appeared on the rating page?

A. The Freak has many pictures to go through and even in best case circumstances the process will take a few days from uploading to seeing your pics on the main page. Also if you have submitted multiple pics John will distribute them out so 1 or 2 appear every day and we are not over loaded with too many pics of the same woman on one day

kinda true bondi...it all depends on who the woman is in the pics. i have loaded 3 pics on one day and they all came back to me smeared in someones cum, within 5 hours! someone did something with them!

[boanna]

Q. Why are my pics rated so low? Don't you people like small/large/fake/natural etc breasts on this site?

A. The rating aspect of RMM is open to EVERYONE on the internet. Voters do not have to be members here so scores should be taken lightly. One should take more notice of comments left with each picture as only members can comment and it will be a much more factual guage of how people see your breasts

the pics that rate the highest are the ones that show more flesh than just breast. most men vote drunk, and they think this site is rateeveryinchofmybody not ratemymelons. unless their of me of course, then they rate high cause u know it will make me come to the threads and talk about sucking your cock more!

god, its good to be the queen!

[boanna]

Q. What is the difference between profile pictures and melon pictures and how do I upload both?

A. There is no black and white way to upload either picture. Basically John will decide what category a picture falls under. usually pictures with no nudity or that feature body parts apart from breasts will be profile pictures while any picture containing breasts falls under the other category

correct....i had a pic in my profile pics and he decided it needed to be in the melon voting....thats a man for u, deciding what to do with OUR breasts!

wrong...most of the highly rated pics do show more body than breasts...they just stop short of a full blown hoohah view!

[boanna]

I thought it said "possible fags"
 

so did i. i was all prepared to discuss just how fast boanna can take a possible fag and within 15 minutes, he will be as straight (and hard) as u, assfucker!

[boanna]

[quote=Cutie_Pie,Jul 11 2006, 10:23 PM]
Why am I getting my ass reamed by everyone around here for making a post.

because u have a nice ass...worth reaming!

[boanna]

[quote=Cutie_Pie,Jul 11 2006, 10:23 PM]

Why are people making fun of my posts or making fun of me??

because we are all drunk and we have exhausted all efforts to make fun of eachother, so it must be your turn to take some shit!

[sweetnsexy]

Q: I lost my usual link to the site, and tried to log on via www.ratemymelons.com. But after swearing that I was over 18 and keying my sig, I had the same problem that closeup had, in that all I got was a screen full of %57607%^&&*(( bollocks!

The only reason I am back is that a kind soul gave me a direct link back to the chat page - clicked on that and 'hey presto' I'm back in, logged straight in as sns.

WHY!!!!!

A: *any hints???*

[closeup]

Q: I lost my usual link to the site, and tried to log on via www.ratemymelons.com.  But after swearing that I was over 18 and keying my sig, I had the same problem that closeup had, in that all I got was a screen full of %57607%^&&*(( bollocks!

The only reason I am back is that a kind soul gave me a direct link back to the chat page - clicked on that and 'hey presto' I'm back in, logged straight in as sns.

WHY!!!!!

A:  *any hints???*

Read what Gnappy wrote to me.Evidently, it makes a difference what screen you use to sign in on. Then tell Cutie Pie she can kiss both our asses.

[Gnappster]

the pics that rate the highest are the ones that show more flesh than just breast. most men vote drunk, and they think this site is rateeveryinchofmybody not ratemymelons.  unless their of me of course, then they rate high cause u know it will make me come to the threads and talk about sucking your cock more!

god, its good to be the queen!

it's all a rich tapestry

Q: I lost my usual link to the site, and tried to log on via www.ratemymelons.com.  But after swearing that I was over 18 and keying my sig, I had the same problem that closeup had, in that all I got was a screen full of %57607%^&&*(( bollocks!

The only reason I am back is that a kind soul gave me a direct link back to the chat page - clicked on that and 'hey presto' I'm back in, logged straight in as sns.

WHY!!!!!

A:  *any hints???*

[bondiguy]

kinda true bondi...it all depends on who the woman is in the pics. i have loaded 3 pics on one day and they all came back to me smeared in someones cum, within 5 hours!  someone did something with them!  

Uhh sorry about that

Q: I lost my usual link to the site, and tried to log on via www.ratemymelons.com.  But after swearing that I was over 18 and keying my sig, I had the same problem that closeup had, in that all I got was a screen full of %57607%^&&*(( bollocks!

The only reason I am back is that a kind soul gave me a direct link back to the chat page - clicked on that and 'hey presto' I'm back in, logged straight in as sns.

WHY!!!!!

A:  *any hints???*

I belieb I have a solution for you. I had the same problem so here is what you do.

Use www.ratemymelons.com/chat for the forum
or
www.ratemymelons.com/broswer to view the daily pics

provided you clicked "remember me" when you signed in you'll go automatically to those pages and be signed in

one last trick is to google rate my melons... you'll see the selection with the.com/broswer at the end and click that one, it'll bypass the over 18 shit

[Gnappster]

Uhh sorry about that
I belieb I have a solution for you. I had the same problem so here is what you do.

Use www.ratemymelons.com/chat for the forum
or
www.ratemymelons.com/broswer to view the daily pics

provided you clicked "remember me" when you signed in you'll go automatically to those pages and be signed in

one last trick is to google rate my melons... you'll see the selection with the.com/broswer at the end and click that one, it'll bypass the over 18 shit

google cache is also a goldmine!

if you just click the big RMM logo on the front page you don't have to enter a birthdate

[bondiguy]

I never knew that one... works too!

[belicked6924]

And if I hear "I told you so", from anyone, I'm going to plant my boot up their ass.

Wish I could say told you so, but oh well just curious if that planting's going to take place before or after Puppet's done with it?

[Gnappster]

I never knew that one... works too!

You've just tripled your productivity!

[Bobaloo]

I usually just click on the link that is emailed to me for PM notification then navigate from there.

I have multiple email accounts set up on my email client and it just is easier for me that way. Why type it when you can link it?

[Gnappster]

I usually just click on the link that is emailed to me for PM notification then navigate from there.

I have multiple email accounts set up on my email client and it just is easier for me that way.  Why type it when you can link it?

You get PMs?
Surely not from girls

[closeup]

Wish I could say told you so, but oh well just curious if that planting's going to take place before or after Puppet's done with it? 

Only the best for CutiePie-After.

[Bobaloo]

You get PMs? 
Surely not from girls

Actually, I got one that I sent to myself. And I never get emails either so it pretty much just stays at the top of my inbox so I never really lose track of it.