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Posted by: LegMan Aug 20 2007, 08:56 AM

Um...long time lurker, first-time poster.

Howdy fellow boob enthusiasts! Just thought I'd do what the board says and introduce myself...I mean, the board doesn't talk to me, but well, there was this one time...it was late and I was really tired but hadn't gotten my daily boob fix yet, and so I got on for a few (hours) and I could have sworn the boobies were telling me to go to bed and they'll still be here when I come back.

Ok, now that you've gotten a glimpse of my distorted sense of humor, I hope I didn't frighten anyone away. They say first impressions are...something. I forget. Haven't heard that one in a while. Oh yeah...important! Welp, guess I blew that one, eh?

Anyway, so yah, as my name states I'm a leg man but I definitely have room in my heart for the boobies. I also enjoy women with both. I mean, who show both. To me. Often.

Seriously though. I enjoy the atmosphere here and it seems like a really cool place to visit and hang out. I'm always happy to show my appreciation for the ladies here, and there are some mighty fine ones, but I hate going to places and feeling pressured to say or post something or face banishment. I don't get that feeling here. Well, not yet anyway.

So...where's the fridge?!

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 21 2007, 12:20 AM

Um...long time lurker, first-time poster.

Howdy fellow boob enthusiasts! Just thought I'd do what the board says and introduce myself...I mean, the board doesn't talk to me, but well, there was this one time...it was late and I was really tired but hadn't gotten my daily boob fix yet, and so I got on for a few (hours) and I could have sworn the boobies were telling me to go to bed and they'll still be here when I come back. 

Ok, now that you've gotten a glimpse of my distorted sense of humor, I hope I didn't frighten anyone away. They say first impressions are...something. I forget. Haven't heard that one in a while. Oh yeah...important! Welp, guess I blew that one, eh?

Anyway, so yah, as my name states I'm a leg man but I definitely have room in my heart for the boobies. I also enjoy women with both. I mean, who show both. To me. Often.

Seriously though. I enjoy the atmosphere here and it seems like a really cool place to visit and hang out. I'm always happy to show my appreciation for the ladies here, and there are some mighty fine ones, but I hate going to places and feeling pressured to say or post something or face banishment. I don't get that feeling here. Well, not yet anyway.

So...where's the fridge?!

Humour you say?

You obviously haven't read very many BONDIGUY posts

Posted by: LegMan Aug 21 2007, 12:54 AM

Humour you say? 
You obviously haven't read very many BONDIGUY posts

In all seriousness welcome to RMM. Please read the FAQs as they will more than likely help you in receiving an arse beating from one of us Mods.... most importanatly enjoy the RMM experience

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 21 2007, 01:05 AM

Hey thanks for the welcome, man. And if I may ask, are any of the Mods of the female persuasion? And if there are, do I have to break the rules in order to get that spanking? 

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 21 2007, 09:50 AM

There is... her name is Gnappster

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 22 2007, 12:15 AM

and she spanks like  the bitch she is  ... 

Posted by: LegMan Aug 22 2007, 12:27 AM

After some diligent detective work, and getting sidetracked countless times by melons, I have deduced that 1) boobies rock as much as ever, and 2) Gnappster WILL NOT be getting this private message I made before doing said detective work.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 22 2007, 12:29 AM

After some diligent detective work, and getting sidetracked countless times by melons, I have deduced that 1) boobies rock as much as ever, and 2) Gnappster WILL NOT be getting this private message I made before doing said detective work.

Posted by: LegMan Aug 22 2007, 12:36 AM

Almost got ya

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 22 2007, 12:41 AM

I see I have met the snake to my mongoose...or is it the mongoose to my snake?

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 22 2007, 08:59 AM

you know from personal experience?

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 22 2007, 09:00 AM

I see I have met the snake to my mongoose...or is it the mongoose to my snake?

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 22 2007, 09:43 AM

well bob told me  ..of course  .

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 22 2007, 02:03 PM

I said nothing of the sort. 

Are you dreaming about me again? 

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 22 2007, 02:52 PM

Im sure you told us all how gnappy spanks you better then any women has  .. 

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 23 2007, 12:29 AM

Wasn't me.  yup.  I think we'll have to chalk that one up to another one of your crazy dreams

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 23 2007, 09:16 AM

That's what happens when the proper medication isn't administered

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 23 2007, 10:05 AM

That's what happens when the proper medication isn't administered

I forgot my  Ridlin  today  ...  but dammit I took my Viagra  ..

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 23 2007, 01:38 PM

If I wasn't lazy and knew exactly where to get the image, I'd get the FG of Abe dressing like a woman when his family ditches him and he doesn't get his meds.
Good for you!  You gotta make sure you're able to bone up when you're masturbating.

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 23 2007, 02:05 PM

well hell yes it gives ya  4 hours of  masterbatory time . 

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 23 2007, 02:06 PM

That's a long time to be whacking it around.  You must have one hell of a callus built up.

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 23 2007, 02:11 PM

I hope you never know ...

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 23 2007, 02:12 PM

hey, we finally agree on something!!! 

Posted by: LegMan Aug 23 2007, 09:05 PM

Hmm yeah...I know I'm new and all, but is there any way to switch from the current topic to, oh, I dunnooooo, ladies welcoming me by posting pics of their boobies?

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 23 2007, 09:54 PM

Hmm yeah...I know I'm new and all, but is there any way to switch from the current topic to, oh, I dunnooooo, ladies welcoming me by posting pics of their boobies? 

Posted by: LegMan Aug 24 2007, 12:45 AM

Likely no.  Our presence usually scares the ladies away. 

Your valient effort is, however, commendable.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 24 2007, 01:59 AM

If I wasn't lazy and knew exactly where to get the image, I'd get the FG of Abe dressing like a woman when his family ditches him and he doesn't get his meds.

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 24 2007, 10:03 AM

That would've been ideal... you apathetic man!

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 24 2007, 05:39 PM

The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.

Posted by: Bunni Sep 7 2007, 08:45 PM

Let me be the first to invade your thread with some feminity. This thread is a huge sausage fest for fucksakes! You are a leg man, I have a pic you might like. It's old but hey

Posted by: Bunni Sep 7 2007, 08:49 PM

And another one. I'm flexing my leg muscles here, you might like it, might not.
I love it, it shows my hardwork over the years

Posted by: stevieboy Sep 7 2007, 08:50 PM

And another one.  I'm flexing my leg muscles here, you might like it, might not. 
I love it, it shows my hardwork over the years 

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 7 2007, 09:50 PM

Let me be the first to invade your thread with some feminity.  This thread is a huge sausage fest for fucksakes!  You are a leg man, I have a pic you might like.  It's old but hey

And another one.  I'm flexing my leg muscles here, you might like it, might not. 
I love it, it shows my hardwork over the years 

Posted by: nybandit Sep 7 2007, 11:18 PM

And another one.  I'm flexing my leg muscles here, you might like it, might not. 
I love it, it shows my hardwork over the years 

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 7 2007, 11:21 PM

holy shit Bunni...those are great walking sticks.....and that body is off the hook HOT......simply amazing doll......

i would take that 24-7-365

Posted by: nybandit Sep 7 2007, 11:24 PM

after 1460 straight days we might just take a day for recovery......lol

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 7 2007, 11:25 PM

after 1460 straight days we might just take a day for recovery......lol

Posted by: Bunni Sep 8 2007, 12:21 AM

god I'd love to feel those sexy legs wrapped around my head 

Posted by: Bunni Sep 8 2007, 12:23 AM

holy shit Bunni...those are great walking sticks.....and that body is off the hook HOT......simply amazing doll......

i would take that 24-7-365

Posted by: Bunni Sep 8 2007, 12:24 AM

Suit yourself... on that 1461st day I'll swoop and steal her away!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2007, 01:14 AM

That day is already booked. 
Better luck next time Bondi 

Posted by: riggerman Sep 8 2007, 11:04 AM

Bunni... Fantastic!!!!!

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 11 2007, 01:36 PM

Let me be the first to invade your thread with some feminity.  This thread is a huge sausage fest for fucksakes!  You are a leg man, I have a pic you might like.  It's old but hey

And another one.  I'm flexing my leg muscles here, you might like it, might not. 
I love it, it shows my hardwork over the years 

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 12 2007, 01:22 AM

Holy shit!!!!
Holy Fuck!!! 

Fucking amazing bunni.  You have a killer body
So, um, will you marry me?
or, rather, will you play honeymoon with me?

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 12 2007, 11:20 AM

You can have TWO wives?

Posted by: LegMan Sep 12 2007, 11:46 AM

Let me be the first to invade your thread with some feminity.  This thread is a huge sausage fest for fucksakes!  You are a leg man, I have a pic you might like.  It's old but hey

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 12 2007, 12:19 PM

Holy shit! 

I need to visit my own thread more often!

First things first...

           

Ahem...and now that that's out of my system, I want to thank you, Bunni, for gracing my thread with your hotness and popping my cherry, so to speak. I feel like Steve Martin did in 'The Jerk' when he saw he had made the phone book..."Finally, I am somebody!"

As for the legs, yes, the hard work does show. I'm sure this had been discussed and, at the risk of sounding like a cheap pick-up line, are you some kind of model? I can definitely see you as a lingerie model cause that body of yours is bangin like a...like a...thing that bangs. Sorry, I suck as metaphors. 

Anyway, excuse me while I prance around the forum like a proud peacock with my new pics.

Posted by: LegMan Sep 12 2007, 12:33 PM

Good try, but that's a simile

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 12 2007, 01:38 PM

Dammit, you got me Bob!

Ah well, I'd rather occupy my mind with figures like Bunni's rather than figures of speech!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 13 2007, 12:36 AM

Well, my wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I figure the best way to do that would be to have two wives.

Good try, but that's a simile

Can't say I blame ya.  But my wife's an Enlish teacher.  Sometimes I have to woo her with my seemingly profound knowledge of the rules of the English language.

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 13 2007, 11:02 AM

I see no flaws in that theory!
Hahahaha BAM!
Is Enlish a special form of English!   Sorry Bob

Posted by: gwiskup Sep 13 2007, 11:06 AM

You and many more...  thank god I have long legs.. phew!!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 13 2007, 06:16 PM

Karma and Irony are frequent companions of mine

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 13 2007, 10:47 PM

I did find that one particularly funny

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 14 2007, 03:13 AM

Yeah, it gave me a chuckle.  and if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? 
well, besides 3d.