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Posted by: Optimax Sep 19 2006, 11:52 AM

[attachmentid=28544]I reckon I've got bigger boobs than anyone on here......

and i've got 4 of them

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 19 2006, 12:37 PM

[attachmentid=28544]I reckon I've got bigger boobs than anyone on here......

and i've got 4 of them

Posted by: Optimax Sep 19 2006, 02:26 PM

moooo

Snort....stamp....stamp

mooooOOOO!

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 19 2006, 02:54 PM

moooo

Snort....stamp....stamp

mooooOOOO!

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 19 2006, 03:26 PM

Optimax, I think your mum stole your password.

Posted by: Optimax Sep 19 2006, 03:33 PM

Thanks gnappster

I caught my mum (or as i know her...the sow) using my password

back to the real world

i'd say boanna, tripled and fellatiofiend have the top place!!!

rock on!!!! and dont stop!

Hey, quit picking on belicked's girlfriend.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 19 2006, 03:53 PM

Thanks gnappster

I caught my mum (or as i know her...the sow) using my password

back to the real world

i'd say  boanna, tripled and fellatiofiend have the top place!!!

rock on!!!! and dont stop!

Posted by: UncleBuck Sep 19 2006, 04:23 PM

does she squeal like a pig or just smell like one

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 19 2006, 04:33 PM

I believe a sow is a pig...but hey, you know your mother better than I do.
Although that ONE night I got to know her pretty well 

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 19 2006, 04:42 PM

Gnappy has carnal knowledge of a lot of farm animals.

Posted by: Optimax Sep 19 2006, 05:44 PM

Bugger!!

gnappster...i think you're right about sows..... worryingly I've got a BSC degree in biological science.....good old English education!

....either way, any talk of my mother should be halted........, or I may get her spayed...and there will be less to do of a tuesday night

Thanks gnappster

I caught my mum (or as i know her...the sow) using my password

back to the real world

i'd say  boanna, tripled and fellatiofiend have the top place!!!

rock on!!!! and dont stop!

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 19 2006, 06:07 PM

Bugger!!

gnappster...i think you're right about sows..... worryingly I've got a BSC degree in biological science.....good old English education!

....either way, any talk of my mother should be halted........, or I may get her spayed...and there will be less to do of a tuesday night

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 19 2006, 06:18 PM

I think this entire thread should be moved to the WTF forum.

Posted by: Optimax Sep 19 2006, 06:57 PM

I'm new to this place, so I have no idea who Naraz is......but I need to find out!

But before that i need to die from alcohol poisoning.......hopefully i will be resurrected tomorrow and convince my girlfriend to get her tits out for this site.

I'm not being too lame.... you must remember that I'm about 4 hours ahead of you lot in USA (great place, full of great people but some weirdos (GWB)).

Fuck me Englands cold......

I think this entire thread should be moved to the WTF forum.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 19 2006, 11:47 PM

does she squeal like a pig or just smell like one

I think this entire thread should be moved to the WTF forum.

I'm new to this place, so I have no idea who Naraz is......but I need to find out!

But before that i need to die from alcohol poisoning.......hopefully i will be resurrected tomorrow and convince my girlfriend to get her tits out for this site.

I'm not being too lame.... you must remember that I'm about 4 hours ahead of you lot in USA (great place, full of great people but some weirdos (GWB)).

Fuck me Englands cold......

Posted by: Optimax Sep 20 2006, 02:30 PM

Not from Washington......have no idea why that is, or how to change it.

Never has the technical difficulties been more apt!
BAM!
WTF indeed? This guy makes me look like I have never drunk or smoked weed in my life and makes Evade and 3D look high school educated
You are from England but you are lised as being from Washington???

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 20 2006, 09:44 PM

Not from Washington......have no idea why that is, or how to change it.

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Sep 21 2006, 02:59 AM

although you all are bashing Optimax, i must say, i think his attempt at humor is only to impress you so you will welcome him. so be nice and ease him in. lol

anyways, thanks for the mention! and in the good spirit of RMM

Welcome!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 21 2006, 03:07 AM

although you all are bashing Optimax, i must say, i think his attempt at humor is only to impress you so you will welcome him. so be nice and ease him in. lol

anyways, thanks for the mention! and in the good spirit of RMM

Welcome!

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 21 2006, 11:14 AM

although you all are bashing Optimax, i must say, i think his attempt at humor is only to impress you so you will welcome him. so be nice and ease him in. lol

anyways, thanks for the mention! and in the good spirit of RMM

Welcome!

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 21 2006, 12:30 PM

I'm sure jork will be eager to "ease him in". 

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 21 2006, 03:57 PM

hey, if he's got 4 boobs, why not?

Posted by: closeup Sep 21 2006, 04:15 PM

For some reason this reminded me of Jrock and Gnappy.

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Sep 21 2006, 04:16 PM

you are easily won aren't you? A little name drop and your moist

Posted by: closeup Sep 21 2006, 04:18 PM

actually no.  not at all.... although flattered, it doesnt mean much. any wierd gross fucker can like what they see but it doesnt mean i necessarily condone their fascination with me...
im just a nice person (believe it or not) lol

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Sep 21 2006, 04:19 PM

For some reason this reminded me of Jrock and Gnappy.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 21 2006, 04:43 PM

i actually thought of putting this in the JUST PICTURES thread... no need to double up tho. haha and i was thinking more of a Bondi- Gnappy connection.... 

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Sep 21 2006, 04:52 PM

Sounds a little moist to me.

It's purely a platonic, in a full on man-love kind of way, relationship, nothing more.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 22 2006, 12:46 AM

I'm sure jork will be eager to "ease him in". 

For some reason this reminded me of Jrock and Gnappy.

Sounds a little moist to me.

Posted by: Optimax Sep 24 2006, 02:27 PM

Plenty more where this came from

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 25 2006, 11:07 AM

Plenty more where this came from

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 27 2006, 01:06 AM

What in the hell is going on in here???

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 27 2006, 10:16 AM

He seems to have a very unhealthy infatuation with livestock

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 27 2006, 11:20 AM

Dammit!!!  There's an ep where at the opening credits bart is writing on the chalkboard... I will not bring sheep to class, I will not bring sheep to class...  But I can't find the damn frame for it.  ARGH!!!

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 27 2006, 11:32 AM

i'm still looking. if at the end of my search you don't have it, it's not out there lol.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 27 2006, 11:54 AM

I'll just take a picture of my TV tonight.

Posted by: Optimax Sep 27 2006, 12:31 PM

Surely you're talking about Baaaaaahrt Simpson

Dammit!!!  There's an ep where at the opening credits bart is writing on the chalkboard... I will not bring sheep to class, I will not bring sheep to class...  But I can't find the damn frame for it.  ARGH!!!

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 27 2006, 12:35 PM

Surely you're talking about Baaaaaahrt Simpson

Posted by: Optimax Sep 27 2006, 12:39 PM

I see you give it the thumbs up gnappster.

you love that shit!

another one from his personal collection. 

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 27 2006, 01:33 PM

I see you give it the thumbs up gnappster.

you love that shit!

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 27 2006, 01:41 PM

i'm all over it like a dirty shirt.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 27 2006, 01:46 PM

Ha, that's funny.  I just was talking to a customer and before he left he said, okay, I'm off like a dirty shirt.  Strange.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 28 2006, 03:52 AM

Surely you're talking about Baaaaaahrt Simpson

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Sep 28 2006, 04:18 AM

Ha, that's funny.  I just was talking to a customer and before he left he said, okay, I'm off like a dirty shirt.  Strange.

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 28 2006, 09:37 AM

i thought it was  "Im off like a Prom Dress!"

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Sep 28 2006, 07:44 PM

not really..... but good try though.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 29 2006, 02:46 AM

I've said that before too.  On my wedding night I switched around a bit and said I'm off like a wedding dress.    I'm so clever.

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 29 2006, 10:44 AM

I am sure that made Mrs Bobaloo weak at the knees

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 29 2006, 11:28 AM

No. it was the chloroform that did that. 

Posted by: Optimax Sep 29 2006, 01:47 PM

I'm off like Bob Hopes milk

Posted by: Optimax Sep 29 2006, 01:50 PM

I'd like to apologise for my rather insensitive comment and hope it didn't offend anyone.

I'm off like Bob Hopes milk

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 29 2006, 02:03 PM

I'm off like Bob Hopes milk

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 29 2006, 03:08 PM

I'd like to apologise for my rather insensitive comment and hope it didn't offend anyone.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 29 2006, 08:01 PM

No. it was the chloroform that did that. 

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 29 2006, 11:37 PM

From the book of Pay

Also do not offend the milk, or this guy will come for you

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 30 2006, 12:34 PM

I found the perfect hat for ya Optimax...

Posted by: Optimax Sep 30 2006, 03:00 PM

Thanks Bobaloo, I will go and buy one.

I found the perfect hat for ya Optimax...

Posted by: Optimax Sep 30 2006, 03:01 PM

but i prefer this one

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 30 2006, 06:03 PM

but i prefer this one

Posted by: Optimax Sep 30 2006, 09:12 PM

I didn't notice it was wearing a hat

Posted by: tripled Oct 1 2006, 12:12 AM

you probably didn't notice the hat since you were positioned behind the horse!!!!!!

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 1 2006, 12:42 AM

you probably didn't notice the hat since you were positioned behind the horse!!!!!!

Posted by: Optimax Oct 1 2006, 04:29 AM

Thank you for your comment!

But I was in fact under it.

and I'd like to add that I'm not a superficial man.....I'd love that horse even without the hat.

you probably didn't notice the hat since you were positioned behind the horse!!!!!!

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 1 2006, 12:48 PM

Thank you for your comment!

But I was in fact under it.

and I'd like to add that I'm not a superficial man.....I'd love that horse even without the hat.

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 3 2006, 04:48 AM

I found the perfect hat for ya Optimax...

but i prefer this one

I didn't notice it was wearing a hat

Posted by: Optimax Oct 4 2006, 01:09 PM

I haven't seen clerks 2 yet, but i want to.....my favourite film of all time is Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

That probably reinforces the general opinion that I'm a half wit........but that usually helps in court when you're up against an animal sex crime

I'd better get back to the fields

Proudly made in New Zealand!
Have you seen Clerks 2? You'll like it!
That was actually pretty funny

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 5 2006, 01:27 AM

I don't want to spoil it but Clerks 2 has a seen involving a donkey and a guy that looks like El Duce and it isn't pretty.... right up your alley

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 5 2006, 11:42 AM

I don't want to spoil it but Clerks 2 has a seen involving a donkey and a guy that looks like El Duce and it isn't pretty.... right up your alley

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 6 2006, 02:21 AM

a donkey right up his alley, he'd probably enjoy that

Posted by: Optimax Oct 6 2006, 01:09 PM

lol

Touche!

But i'm far too sexually advanced for that....a donkey doesn't even touch the sides any more.

Does anyone know a Blue Whale who doesn't smoke and likes going for walks?

a donkey right up his alley, he'd probably enjoy that

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 6 2006, 01:21 PM

lol

Touche!

But i'm far too sexually advanced for that....a donkey doesn't even touch the sides any more.

Does anyone know a Blue Whale who doesn't smoke and likes going for walks?

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 6 2006, 01:42 PM

No, but I'm compareably equipped
and no, sorry, not interested.

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 6 2006, 01:46 PM

and the obvious burn is: So your asshole is stretched enough to compare to a blue whale's?? 

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 6 2006, 01:58 PM

I can't say I saw that one coming

Posted by: Optimax Oct 6 2006, 04:29 PM

Thats cos it was behind you

I can't say I saw that one coming

Posted by: Optimax Oct 6 2006, 04:30 PM

the whale i mean

Posted by: Optimax Oct 6 2006, 04:45 PM

As much as I enjoy this.....cant we get some more ladies on this thread to take the piss out of me.

Bring it on Tripled (No.1)!!


In the meantime, here's a photo of me and my gal to keep you tantalised

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 6 2006, 04:52 PM

As much as I enjoy this.....cant we get some more ladies on this thread to take the piss out of me.

Bring it on Tripled (No.1)!!
In the meantime, here's a photo of me and my gal to keep you tantalised

Posted by: Christof Oct 6 2006, 04:55 PM

1. getting any females to check out our 411's is no easy task
2. that is exasperated when you the bulk of your personal info hints at beastiality
just sayin

Posted by: Optimax Oct 6 2006, 05:00 PM

Gentlemen.....it may be true that it's difficult to find a nice lady who is into pissing on you while you fuck animals, but if you dont try, you don't succeed.

If you throw enough shit at a wall, some of it will eventually stick

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 6 2006, 05:02 PM

Gentlemen.....it may be true that it's difficult to find a nice lady who is into pissing on you while you fuck animals, but if you dont try, you don't succeed.

If you throw enough shit at a wall, some of it will eventually stick

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 6 2006, 05:32 PM

for that see bondi's thread 

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 6 2006, 06:44 PM

and the obvious burn is: So your asshole is stretched enough to compare to a blue whale's?? 

1. getting any females to check out our 411's is no easy task
2. that is exasperated when you the bulk of your personal info hints at beastiality
just sayin

for that see bondi's thread 

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 6 2006, 06:49 PM

Actually if I recall correctly it is YOUR thread that contains many notions of beasitality, and perhaps even one lady covered in shit for sexual gratification?

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 6 2006, 06:56 PM

Is that frowned upon in this office?  Cuz had I known...  ,