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Things I Hate About Everyone
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Feb 21 2006, 02:38 PM
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Liquor and Whores
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Feb 21 2006, 12:09 PM) Yes spam mail but thought it was pretty accurate:P Sure some have seen it before. 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a movie "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What??? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here? 10. People who post shit I've seen 100 times before. just kidding, I love ya
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Feb 21 2006, 02:47 PM
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Double D's
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I always like when someone says, " He doesn't bite." when their dog comes running up to you. I say, "You mean he doesn't bite YOU, he's never met me." Then some people will say, "Stick your hand out" or "Let him smell you". When I'm doing a moving job, I don't need some dog growling at me everytime I walk past. People get pissed when I tell them to put the dog in the yard or in the basement. "Oh, he's friendly" Great, then let him go make friends in the basement. And I like dogs!
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bondiguy |
Feb 24 2006, 12:51 AM
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I don't suffer FOOLS
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Bondi Approved I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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