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[Gnappster]

   

here's some.  I say we go with for now.

was in heavy rotation when naraz frequented this place

[Bobaloo]

was in heavy rotation when naraz frequented this place 

haha. Naraz.. that is such a

[Gnappster]

haha.  Naraz..  that is such a

[HardDick69]

ok i just thought of a funny story for this thread. this one day my bf and i were riding in his car and we are having the raunchiest convo... im tellin him how i love to have my mouth wrapped around his big hard dick and he fucks me so good and he saying all kinds of shit bout wanting to fuck me in the ass and eating me out and titty fucking me and stuff (this goes on for at least 5 mins or so) then he looks down and is like SHIT! he had accidentally called his mom and she had been sitting on the phone for like 2 mins!! just listening i guess! at 1st we were like omg but then i just couldnt stop laughing. it could not have been a worse convo to hear. but what can i say? i told him he should use keylock!  

lmao that is so hilarious. When PD and I were in HS, we would write these really erotic letters back and forth in art class b/c our teacher had a strict no talk policy, so I would take the notes and put them in my backpack and think nothing of it. Well one night i was doing some trig HW and i pulled out my calculator and evidently one of those notes came flying out too and i didnt notice. So the next dayi get home from school and my mom is like "is this yours?" and hands me the note. I'm thinkin "holy shit im so dead" and she apparantly didn't read the ENTIRE thing, b/c it started off semi bad, like blowjobs and stuff and ended up REALLY bad haha, so she says "You really shouldn't discuss things like this at school, what if the teacher found it and read it? Youd' be in big trouble" and i'm like "Uhh uhh yes, ok i gotta go bye" lol.

I still like to mess with PD every now and then, i'll be like "haha you know my mom knew you were sucking my cock when we were really young" and she's liek "OMG SHUT UP!" lmao, good times.

[stevieboy]

i did it once right in front of u know who. he fell asleep. or at least acted like he was asleep.  another time when he WAS asleep, i used his hand! he didnt wake up that time either.  

Good lord Bo...that is sad indeed. Forget him....I offer you my hands...my tongue..my dick...my feet...anything I can think to put to good use. Do with them as you will

[stevieboy]

True story...back in my "highschool days", I had this girl who was a good friend that I was super attracted to, but she was involved with someone else. Heck, even her parents adored me and constantly told me "you 2 should be together". Well one night, she was griping about how he was not taking care of her needs and I jokingly said something along the lines of "bet I could rock your world with my tongue alone". Must've struck a chord, because she said "do it now" and her pants came off. I was right in the middle of going at it when her dad walked in. I about died. He took one look...realized it was me and said...its about damn time...if it was that worthless idiot, I'd be furious...but since its you....you've got my blessing to do whatever you want with her...just don't get her knocked up and he left the room.

Turned out to be a good day for me cause she did end up letting me screw her too

[mountaineers]

Doing my girl from behind, after a big session. Stepped on my phone, call me Ex. "hello, hello" she said.... oh boy, did I have to hang on!

[mountaineers]

True story...back in my "highschool days", I had this girl who was a good friend that I was super attracted to, but she was involved with someone else.  Heck, even her parents adored me and constantly told me "you 2 should be together".  Well one night, she was griping about how he was not taking care of her needs and I jokingly said something along the lines of "bet I could rock your world with my tongue alone".  Must've struck a chord, because she said "do it now" and her pants came off.  I was right in the middle of going at it when her dad walked in.  I about died.  He took one look...realized it was me and said...its about damn time...if it was that worthless idiot, I'd be furious...but since its you....you've got my blessing to do whatever you want with her...just don't get her knocked up and he left the room.

Turned out to be a good day for me cause she did end up letting me screw her too

[bondiguy]

   

here's some.  I say we go with for now.

Yeah I haven't seen that in 18 months

[Gnappster]

True story...back in my "highschool days", I had this girl who was a good friend that I was super attracted to, but she was involved with someone else.  Heck, even her parents adored me and constantly told me "you 2 should be together".  Well one night, she was griping about how he was not taking care of her needs and I jokingly said something along the lines of "bet I could rock your world with my tongue alone".  Must've struck a chord, because she said "do it now" and her pants came off.  I was right in the middle of going at it when her dad walked in.  I about died.  He took one look...realized it was me and said...its about damn time...if it was that worthless idiot, I'd be furious...but since its you....you've got my blessing to do whatever you want with her...just don't get her knocked up and he left the room.

Turned out to be a good day for me cause she did end up letting me screw her too

either yer lying or that dad falls into the .00001% of dads who wouldn't boot you out the door.

did I mention how much I missed your pics?

[wild n crazy]

True story...back in my "highschool days", I had this girl who was a good friend that I was super attracted to, but she was involved with someone else.  Heck, even her parents adored me and constantly told me "you 2 should be together".  Well one night, she was griping about how he was not taking care of her needs and I jokingly said something along the lines of "bet I could rock your world with my tongue alone".  Must've struck a chord, because she said "do it now" and her pants came off.  I was right in the middle of going at it when her dad walked in.  I about died.  He took one look...realized it was me and said...its about damn time...if it was that worthless idiot, I'd be furious...but since its you....you've got my blessing to do whatever you want with her...just don't get her knocked up and he left the room.

Turned out to be a good day for me cause she did end up letting me screw her too

that is freakin hilarious!

[Bobaloo]

True story...back in my "highschool days", I had this girl who was a good friend that I was super attracted to, but she was involved with someone else.  Heck, even her parents adored me and constantly told me "you 2 should be together".  Well one night, she was griping about how he was not taking care of her needs and I jokingly said something along the lines of "bet I could rock your world with my tongue alone".  Must've struck a chord, because she said "do it now" and her pants came off.  I was right in the middle of going at it when her dad walked in.  I about died.  He took one look...realized it was me and said...its about damn time...if it was that worthless idiot, I'd be furious...but since its you....you've got my blessing to do whatever you want with her...just don't get her knocked up and he left the room.

Turned out to be a good day for me cause she did end up letting me screw her too

Funny, but hard to believe. if it really happened, then good for you. Now had you said, "hey, get your wife in here, I'll do her too." I'd totally believe you.

[ddd35]

True story...back in my "highschool days", I had this girl who was a good friend that I was super attracted to, but she was involved with someone else.  Heck, even her parents adored me and constantly told me "you 2 should be together".  Well one night, she was griping about how he was not taking care of her needs and I jokingly said something along the lines of "bet I could rock your world with my tongue alone".  Must've struck a chord, because she said "do it now" and her pants came off.  I was right in the middle of going at it when her dad walked in.  I about died.  He took one look...realized it was me and said...its about damn time...if it was that worthless idiot, I'd be furious...but since its you....you've got my blessing to do whatever you want with her...just don't get her knocked up and he left the room.

Turned out to be a good day for me cause she did end up letting me screw her too

some dads are just that way , they know its going to happen , they just dont know when , my father inlaw caught us doing it in the bathroom on the washing machine , he was pissed but didnt say a whole lot other then , (youd better marry her ) which I did LOL

[HardDick69]

some dads are just that way , they know its going to happen , they just dont know when  , my father inlaw caught us doing it in the bathroom on the washing machine , he was pissed  but didnt say a whole lot other then ,  (youd better marry her )  which I did   LOL

haha damn, I dunno what i'd do if PD's dad caught us in the act. I'd hope he'd be as understanding as your father in law.

[wild n crazy]

haha damn, I dunno what i'd do if PD's dad caught us in the act. I'd hope he'd be as understanding as your father in law.

im sure my dad would hand out some ass whoopin's but thats how it is in texas..

[HardDick69]

im sure my dad would hand out some ass whoopin's but thats how it is in texas..

haha yeah. "you fucked my daughter?" then Walker Texas Ranger shows up and whips your ass.

[summoner]

I don´t know what my dad or my dad-in-law would do if they caught us...We are married and yes we have a son but I think it´s better to keep our sexlive to ourselves but show parts of it here

We have been having sex while my dad was reading a morning paper in the kitchen and my old room is just next to it

[Hendo]

Haven't been caught, yet but I did catch someone else though. A friend of mine used to like to take naked pictures, no I don't have any (sorry), and would go to isolated places to do it. One time when she thought no one was around she started taking pics beside the pool at our apartment complex because it was closed for some kind of construction. It was early and I guess she was feeling a little randy, and something else , but I could see her from the mailboxes right across the driveway because she didn't slose the gate well enough and it had blown open. Being a friend, and a dumbass , I snuck over, watched a little bit , quietly closed the gate and left. Never told her about it though because she's one of those "quiet types" who you'd never expect to be a total freak!

[wild n crazy]

Haven't been caught, yet    but I did catch someone else though. A friend of mine used to like to take naked pictures, no I don't have any (sorry), and would go to isolated places to do it. One time when she thought no one was around she started taking pics beside the pool at our apartment complex because it was closed for some kind of construction. It was early and I guess she was feeling a little randy, and something else  , but I could see her from the mailboxes right across the driveway because she didn't slose the gate well enough and it had blown open. Being a friend, and a dumbass , I snuck over, watched a little bit  , quietly closed the gate and left. Never told her about it though because she's one of those "quiet types" who you'd never expect to be a total freak!

why did you not offer to be the photographer????? sounds like she could have used a lil help!

[Hendo]

why did you not offer to be the photographer????? sounds like she could have used a lil help!

Yeah I know I know . But she was a friend......

[ddd35]

I was at a wedding reception last night , a couple college kids got married well anyway , at the table right next to me was a couple , they are probably 20-21 or so as the night progressed and the beer flowed they got more and more playful till finnally I looked over and he was fingering her right there at the table with no less then 150 people still there , I mean if I had'nt been looking I wouldnt have seen but she was enjoying for sure , as was he ...Oh to be young again ....

[foghorn]

I was at a wedding reception  last night , a couple college kids  got married  well anyway  , at the table right next to me was  a couple ,  they are probably  20-21  or so  as the night progressed  and the beer flowed they  got more and more playful  till finnally  I looked over and he was fingering her  right there at the table  with no less  then  150 people still there  , I mean if I had'nt been looking I wouldnt have seen  but she was enjoying for sure  , as was he  ...Oh to be young again   .... 

"your days of fingerbanging old maryjane rottencrotch through her purty pink panties are over" r. lee ermey in full metal jacket

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[bondiguy]

either yer lying or that dad falls into the .00001% of dads who wouldn't boot you out the door.
did I mention how much I missed your pics?

I gotta say he has been reading penthouse forum too much

[ddd35]

"your days of fingerbanging old maryjane rottencrotch through her purty pink panties are over"  r. lee ermey in full metal jacket

Oh yes I know , she found Vagisil now so its not rotton anymore !!!!!!

[Gnappster]

"your days of fingerbanging old maryjane rottencrotch through her purty pink panties are over"  r. lee ermey in full metal jacket

great line from a great movie

[ddd35]

great line from a great movie

once the jar head shot himself and his col. the movie went down hill ...

[Bobaloo]

once the jar head shot himself and his col. the movie went down hill ... 

I agree with ya on that one!

[bondiguy]

once the jar head shot himself and his col. the movie went down hill ... 

Way to spoil the movie jerk!

and

Who would've thought Darth Vader was Luke's Father

[Bobaloo]

Way to spoil the movie jerk!

and

Who would've thought Darth Vader was Luke's Father

He was???

[Gnappster]

Way to spoil the movie jerk!

and

Who would've thought Darth Vader was Luke's Father

spotted

or that the secret code in the stockholm affair was the same nursery rhyme he told his daughter!