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Gnappster	Aug 30 2006, 06:07 PM Post #31
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(stevieboy @ Aug 30 2006, 03:59 PM) You have just convinced me that I wanna get myself some Viagra! Anyone know a good doc with a prescription pad you don't need a doctor to get it. unless you're hung up on little things like the law. -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Aug 31 2006, 01:39 AM Post #32
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	I gotta say Viagra is a dangerous fucking drug when taken by people who do not need it. I have heard many stories of young guys taking it and having a boner for an entire weekend and it is also known to cause Heart Attacks in younger takers of the drug -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Narazbad	Sep 1 2006, 02:10 AM Post #33
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 2,839 Joined: 14-April 05 From: Amarillo, Texas Member No.: 6,968	poor pay...now he knows what it feels like!!! HAH MOTHA FACKU! anyway...yeah...its possible...i know from personal experience...young and horny with the girls in texas...it tends to happen alot rofl -------------------- Let me Help you Tie the Rope Around your Neck...Let me Help you Talk your One Way off the Bridge...Let me Help you Hold the Glock Against your Head..Let me Help you Tame the Voices in your Head...

bondiguy	Sep 1 2006, 02:11 AM Post #34
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	Wow a Naz posting? Whaddup mother fucker? -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Narazbad	Sep 1 2006, 02:23 AM Post #35
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 2,839 Joined: 14-April 05 From: Amarillo, Texas Member No.: 6,968	aleviating a deep and depressing boredom....waddap yall? -------------------- Let me Help you Tie the Rope Around your Neck...Let me Help you Talk your One Way off the Bridge...Let me Help you Hold the Glock Against your Head..Let me Help you Tame the Voices in your Head...

bondiguy	Sep 1 2006, 02:46 AM Post #36
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Narazbad @ Sep 1 2006, 02:23 AM) aleviating a deep and depressing boredom....waddap yall? nuttin -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Narazbad	Sep 1 2006, 02:53 AM Post #37
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 2,839 Joined: 14-April 05 From: Amarillo, Texas Member No.: 6,968	hewwz yeah motha fuckau -------------------- Let me Help you Tie the Rope Around your Neck...Let me Help you Talk your One Way off the Bridge...Let me Help you Hold the Glock Against your Head..Let me Help you Tame the Voices in your Head...

paybarraman	Sep 1 2006, 06:42 AM Post #38
Our line starts coach? Group: Members Posts: 4,966 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 1,198	No No No Naraz you silly little simpleton.......I dont use viagra and I have no problems rubbin one out when I need to. ESPECIALLY with the ladies from this site lately!!! Bondi, wait till Bo gets her hands on this "little fucker" -------------------- Ding! There's the bell, who's buyin? SLAP!!! BAD PAYBARRAMAN!!! Hello? Hello?.....Is this thing on? What is it about Pay that makes me so hot? Now I know what it is...he is just hot...end of story (misschickie)

jrock8	Sep 1 2006, 04:45 PM Post #39
Board Whore Emeritus Group: Members Posts: 3,691 Joined: 22-May 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 8,319	QUOTE(paybarraman @ Sep 1 2006, 05:42 AM) No No No Naraz you silly little simpleton.......I dont use viagra and I have no problems rubbin one out when I need to. ESPECIALLY with the ladies from this site lately!!! Bondi, wait till Bo gets her hands on this "little fucker" handS? i think someone's exaggerating although, if she did... i'd have to raise my glass to you and say "cheers... ya' lucky bastard!" -------------------- Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.

Gnappster	Sep 1 2006, 04:56 PM Post #40
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 1 2006, 02:45 PM) handS? i think someone's exaggerating although, if she did... i'd have to raise my glass to you and say "cheers... ya' lucky bastard!" then we'd have to close the lid on his casket Attached image(s) -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

jrock8	Sep 1 2006, 05:04 PM Post #41
Board Whore Emeritus Group: Members Posts: 3,691 Joined: 22-May 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 8,319	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 1 2006, 03:56 PM) then we'd have to close the lid on his casket eh... the burn was actually on pay, but it'll do you get a C for execution, but an A- for effort -------------------- Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.

Gnappster	Sep 1 2006, 05:13 PM Post #42
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 1 2006, 03:04 PM) eh... the burn was actually on pay, but it'll do you get a C for execution, but an A- for effort my cat's breath smells like cat food -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

jrock8	Sep 1 2006, 05:24 PM Post #43
Board Whore Emeritus Group: Members Posts: 3,691 Joined: 22-May 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 8,319	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 1 2006, 04:13 PM) my cat's breath smells like cat food i beat the board whore! i beat the board whore! i... i bent my wookie -------------------- Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.

bondiguy	Sep 1 2006, 06:17 PM Post #44
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 1 2006, 05:24 PM) i beat the board whore! i beat the board whore! i... i bent my wookie Spotted Pay... Bo will eat him alive! Gnappy... The funniest tombstone I have ever seen -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Gnappster	Sep 1 2006, 06:26 PM Post #45
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 1 2006, 04:17 PM) Gnappy... The funniest tombstone I have ever seen Luckily there's not a lot of competition in that area -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Sep 1 2006, 06:28 PM Post #46
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 1 2006, 06:26 PM) Luckily there's not a lot of competition in that area You gotta imagine walking through a cemetery and seeing a tombstone like that... if you didn't even slightly laugh you wouldn't be human -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Gnappster	Sep 1 2006, 06:31 PM Post #47
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 1 2006, 04:28 PM) You gotta imagine walking through a cemetery and seeing a tombstone like that... if you didn't even slightly laugh you wouldn't be human yeah, there's not enough humour at graveyards these days -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Sep 1 2006, 06:33 PM Post #48
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 1 2006, 06:31 PM) yeah, there's not enough humour at graveyards these days People just arent trying anymore -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Bobaloo	Sep 2 2006, 10:31 AM Post #49
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 1 2006, 06:17 PM) Gnappy... The funniest tombstone I have ever seen QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 1 2006, 06:31 PM) yeah, there's not enough humour at graveyards these days QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 1 2006, 06:33 PM) People just arent trying anymore Obviously, none of you have ever seen a pic of this legitimate headstone... There's a good story on it here. headstone story link Here's what it looks like. -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

Narazbad	Sep 2 2006, 11:56 AM Post #50
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 2,839 Joined: 14-April 05 From: Amarillo, Texas Member No.: 6,968	oh shit...id rather have the first one man...id like to make people REALLY laugh when they see me..just might be moved off the family plot rofl -------------------- Let me Help you Tie the Rope Around your Neck...Let me Help you Talk your One Way off the Bridge...Let me Help you Hold the Glock Against your Head..Let me Help you Tame the Voices in your Head...

Gnappster	Sep 2 2006, 04:47 PM Post #51
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 2 2006, 08:31 AM) Obviously, none of you have ever seen a pic of this legitimate headstone... There's a good story on it here. headstone story link Here's what it looks like. hahah that's great! QUOTE(Narazbad @ Sep 2 2006, 09:56 AM) oh shit...id rather have the first one man...id like to make people REALLY laugh when they see me..just might be moved off the family plot rofl plus you could make them think you really weren't a virgin -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Sep 4 2006, 01:54 AM Post #52
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 2 2006, 04:47 PM) hahah that's great! plus you could make them think you really weren't a virgin BAM!!! -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Narazbad	Sep 4 2006, 02:38 AM Post #53
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 2,839 Joined: 14-April 05 From: Amarillo, Texas Member No.: 6,968	did we get emeril in here somehow? -------------------- Let me Help you Tie the Rope Around your Neck...Let me Help you Talk your One Way off the Bridge...Let me Help you Hold the Glock Against your Head..Let me Help you Tame the Voices in your Head...

jrock8	Sep 5 2006, 11:51 AM Post #54
Board Whore Emeritus Group: Members Posts: 3,691 Joined: 22-May 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 8,319	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 1 2006, 05:31 PM) yeah, there's not enough humour at graveyards these days gotta give gnappy some credit... trying to put the "fun" back in funerals... -------------------- Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.

ddd35	Sep 5 2006, 11:54 AM Post #55
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 5 2006, 11:51 AM) gotta give gnappy some credit... trying to put the "fun" back in funerals... to Gnappy

bondiguy	Sep 6 2006, 02:26 AM Post #56
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 5 2006, 11:51 AM) gotta give gnappy some credit... trying to put the "fun" back in funerals... Oh I get it... I get jokes -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Gnappster	Sep 6 2006, 12:16 PM Post #57
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 5 2006, 09:51 AM) gotta give gnappy some credit... trying to put the "fun" back in funerals... spotted -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

jrock8	Sep 6 2006, 01:17 PM Post #58
Board Whore Emeritus Group: Members Posts: 3,691 Joined: 22-May 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 8,319	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 6 2006, 11:16 AM) spotted really? b/c i totally thought i stole that from an old '80s tv show... lol -------------------- Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.

Gnappster	Sep 6 2006, 01:34 PM Post #59
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 6 2006, 11:17 AM) really? b/c i totally thought i stole that from an old '80s tv show... lol probably where they stole it from too. -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

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