UncleBuck   Thought Or Saying For The Day   Aug 29 2006, 03:21 PM
Bobaloo   Hmm words of wisdom. here's a little ditty I...   Aug 29 2006, 03:38 PM
UncleBuck   bob my friend with a small penis......I searched b...   Aug 29 2006, 04:36 PM
Gnappster   Todd: Got him, Dad!   Aug 29 2006, 05:13 PM
Bobaloo   UB, I'm sorry. you asked for tidbits and I p...   Aug 29 2006, 06:30 PM
Gnappster   wow she must be a midget then...little person......   Aug 29 2006, 06:42 PM
UncleBuck   HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS.....LOUDEST :rofl...   Aug 29 2006, 06:57 PM
hott1976   my thought of today: You really like me.... you...   Aug 29 2006, 05:14 PM
boanna   my thoughts exactally! :wub:   Sep 10 2006, 02:59 AM
Gnappster   Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then ...   Aug 29 2006, 06:35 PM
Gnappster   If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn...   Aug 29 2006, 06:37 PM
bondiguy   If it brown flush it down, if it's yellow let ...   Aug 30 2006, 02:40 AM
jrock8   here are a couple of the experts and their advice....   Aug 30 2006, 12:29 PM
Bobaloo   Do you know what you get when you cross a pit-bull...   Aug 30 2006, 12:53 PM
UncleBuck   That is actauly Megafunny   Aug 30 2006, 12:55 PM
Lynette   [color=purple]"There is nothing to fear, but ...   Aug 30 2006, 02:55 PM
COMEDYMAN   " The answer is ALWAYS NO..... until you ask....   Aug 30 2006, 07:54 PM
UncleBuck   no means maybe, pour me another tequila   Aug 30 2006, 08:08 PM
bondiguy   Jesus CM that sounds like the dribble they force...   Aug 31 2006, 01:28 AM
jrock8   gym?... what's a gym?... OH... a gym :lol:   Aug 31 2006, 10:43 AM
Gnappster   Homer: Oh Marge, how could you let me let myself ...   Aug 31 2006, 11:51 AM
jrock8   ...and then you got someone that doesn't hav...   Aug 31 2006, 01:01 PM
Gnappster   beer gut??? I'll have you know it...   Aug 31 2006, 01:13 PM
closeup   Remember; The first step in failing is trying. The...   Aug 31 2006, 05:51 PM
evade20   It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in a...   Aug 31 2006, 06:11 PM
closeup   I haven't forgotten. Those aren't exactly...   Aug 31 2006, 08:53 PM
ddd35   this was always me my favorite FUCK YOU , YOU F...   Aug 31 2006, 06:54 PM
bondiguy   Haha that is one of my fav simpsons quotes. I al...   Sep 1 2006, 12:35 AM
ddd35   a classic THIS TO SHALL PASS>>>>...   Sep 1 2006, 01:34 PM
jrock8   this too even :blink:   Sep 1 2006, 04:31 PM
UncleBuck   The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone ge...   Sep 1 2006, 02:49 PM
UncleBuck   If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?   Sep 1 2006, 02:51 PM
bondiguy   If you want something in life, you've gotta wo...   Sep 1 2006, 05:49 PM
Bobaloo   I just watched that one last night. It was funny...   Sep 6 2006, 09:46 PM
Bobaloo   Making love is what your girlfriend does while I...   Sep 6 2006, 09:47 PM
Gnappster   spotted :thumbup: and I am so Krunchy the Klow...   Sep 6 2006, 10:13 PM
UncleBuck   A friend is someone who will help you move. A real...   Sep 2 2006, 02:28 PM
ddd35   A friend in need is a friend indeed ,,,,   Sep 4 2006, 10:36 AM
bondiguy   A friend with weed is better   Sep 6 2006, 01:56 AM
Gnappster   A friend with breasts and all the rest   Sep 6 2006, 11:41 AM
jlynn   Any Chappelle's Show fans? "Hey hey hey...   Sep 5 2006, 06:46 PM
jrock8   combining those two... where is wildncrazy a...   Sep 6 2006, 01:20 PM
Lynette   [color=purple]Suck a tit...Save a thumb.[/b]   Sep 6 2006, 01:30 PM
ddd35   I think Big and Rich are working on a song with t...   Sep 6 2006, 01:58 PM
fellatiofiend18   "fuck me or fuck off... cus i aint in no kind...   Sep 6 2006, 11:32 PM
bondiguy   A friend whos dressed in leather   Sep 7 2006, 12:53 AM
Gnappster   my japanese is better, and when she's presse...   Sep 7 2006, 11:56 AM
jrock8   big surprise here... bondi and gnappy both kn...   Sep 7 2006, 03:00 PM
Gnappster   the song is by placebo, not butthole surfers(unl...   Sep 7 2006, 03:18 PM
jrock8   http://www.sinteticor.com/artist_b/butthol...eed_...   Sep 7 2006, 03:20 PM
Gnappster   Well I know sinteticor is a very reliable site ...   Sep 7 2006, 03:27 PM
closeup   "They're three types of people in the wor...   Sep 7 2006, 03:15 PM
closeup   I can see this is gonna tie you two up for a while...   Sep 7 2006, 03:23 PM
jrock8   nah, i'm done w/it... but i'm sure gnap...   Sep 7 2006, 03:27 PM
Gnappster   Maybe by gunpoint. But that's how closeup ge...   Sep 7 2006, 03:34 PM
Bobaloo   oh, nevermind. I had something good to say, but ...   Sep 7 2006, 05:00 PM
jrock8   bondi might... but i'm guessing you'd pr...   Sep 7 2006, 05:10 PM
Gnappster   i think you're confusing banality with your ...   Sep 7 2006, 05:12 PM
jrock8   nah, she definitely likes to keep things fresh a...   Sep 7 2006, 05:18 PM
Bobaloo   She probably just says that to avoid having sex w...   Sep 7 2006, 05:38 PM
Gnappster   it's a staple of my diet.   Sep 7 2006, 05:11 PM
boanna   no heart attacks, but u did tie the knot (around ...   Sep 12 2006, 04:43 PM
Gnappster   :fuckoff: pulling one out of the archives   Sep 7 2006, 05:53 PM
Bobaloo   Check and Mate   Sep 7 2006, 06:28 PM
bondiguy   Yeah but doesn't it suck when you fuck up a ...   Sep 7 2006, 11:19 PM
Bobaloo   especially when that fuckup is rather incriminati...   Sep 8 2006, 11:52 AM
jrock8   hey... i googled it... are you telling me that n...   Sep 8 2006, 12:29 PM
Bobaloo   that's crazy talk. Porn online. Whatever. ...   Sep 8 2006, 12:40 PM
boanna   :o :whipya: :whipya: THATS IT BOB! I...   Sep 12 2006, 05:00 PM
Gnappster   I can't believe bob would say such a thing...   Sep 12 2006, 05:05 PM
boanna   done. :ph34r:   Sep 12 2006, 05:19 PM
Bobaloo   Bo, I'm sorry for using such holy ground to a...   Sep 13 2006, 12:41 PM
Gnappster   blame the id....I gotta remember that!   Sep 13 2006, 12:47 PM
Gnappster   I thought that too, but your wife proved to me t...   Sep 8 2006, 01:19 PM
Bobaloo   Nah, she probably just faked it like she does for...   Sep 8 2006, 02:03 PM
bondiguy   yeah... the butthole surfers??? :blink: Well...   Sep 8 2006, 05:35 PM
UncleBuck   Jackie Chan was born in Hong Kong, China (present...   Sep 8 2006, 09:00 PM
bondiguy   Yeah Buck I can use google too :P I read all tha...   Sep 8 2006, 09:40 PM
UncleBuck   I found nothing where it says he became a citiz...   Sep 9 2006, 03:38 PM
fellatiofiend18   snoreeeee!!!! hehe   Sep 10 2006, 04:02 AM
bondiguy   You fooled no one :P   Sep 11 2006, 03:06 AM
jrock8   "you will find true love on flag day"   Sep 11 2006, 11:43 PM
Gnappster   oooh, that one's good! all I could come ...   Sep 12 2006, 09:25 AM
boanna   what the hell does that mean. i just dont get it...   Sep 12 2006, 04:38 PM
Gnappster   me niether :crazydude: but how bout: "You...   Sep 12 2006, 04:55 PM
boanna   now that makes more sense, cause some of those so...   Sep 12 2006, 05:02 PM
closeup   Have you been buying your Chinese fortune cookies...   Sep 12 2006, 05:20 PM
boanna   someone better throw a boobie pic in here cause...   Sep 12 2006, 05:42 PM
closeup   "You can fool all of the people some of the t...   Sep 12 2006, 02:37 PM
boanna   anyway....now that i've calmed down, i just ca...   Sep 12 2006, 05:05 PM
Gnappster   I was gonna steal it and use it for my own, but ...   Sep 12 2006, 05:53 PM
boanna   :kisses:   Sep 12 2006, 05:58 PM
jrock8   my thought for the day... bo... if that's a...   Sep 13 2006, 03:38 PM
bondiguy   I could be wrong but isn't when Homer starts...   Sep 13 2006, 03:47 AM
Gnappster   something like that.   Sep 13 2006, 10:02 AM
bondiguy   I am pretty certain it is... he falls in love wi...   Sep 14 2006, 04:51 AM
UncleBuck   George Carlin ****************** ABSolutely B...   Sep 20 2006, 02:04 PM
Gnappster   that funny bastard came up with some wise words...   Sep 20 2006, 05:02 PM
bondiguy   WOW you read all that? :blink:   Sep 20 2006, 09:19 PM
UncleBuck   Carlin For President wouldnt that be funny...c...   Sep 21 2006, 10:18 AM