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Posted by: AlphaOmega Sep 29 2006, 12:40 AM

umm I'm 20 living in Missouri, in a town nobody has heard of. I'm a real nerd, i like to play games, mess with the computer, read books. I'm not really good at these types of posts and i'm usually not good at really posting period since I don't like to just jump in with comments. So um well if you'd like to know anything i would be happy to try and answer them.

Posted by: summoner Sep 29 2006, 01:09 AM

Welcome to RMM

I think that this pic will become my WelcomeBoob

Posted by: AlphaOmega Sep 29 2006, 01:49 AM

ok so i just wanted to post and say that after reading some more threads since starting my own topic, it seems there is some really cool and crazy stuff talked about around here and even though i probably wont talk much ill enjoy reading

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 29 2006, 02:39 AM

Some simple tips on survivng RMM

1) Never show favouritism to any one female, just admire them all
2) NEVER EVER start a duplicate thread
3) Brush up on your Simpsons trivia, quotes etc
4) Always agree with everything I say

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 29 2006, 10:43 AM

5) Jrock8 loves cock pics PMd to her. If you send her a pic of your cock, you will get an awesome pic in return. totally worth it.

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 29 2006, 11:05 AM

bob, just b/c you keep sending me pics of your cock doesn't mean i want to see them... although if this noob does send me a cock shot, i'll be sure to forward it on to you... i know how you're looking to build your collection

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 29 2006, 11:07 AM

You play with matches, you get burned. I sacrifice so much for a good laugh

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 29 2006, 11:43 AM

97% smarter than half of the noobs around here already.







Check

Mate

Posted by: evade20 Sep 29 2006, 12:51 PM

Editting inside of the quotation marks is a questionable behavior...But then Gnapster is a questionable character...

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 29 2006, 01:44 PM

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 29 2006, 02:55 PM

You two need to get a room!

Posted by: wild n crazy Sep 29 2006, 03:02 PM

hey sweetheart! just wanted to say whats up and you can be my male slave anytime!

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 29 2006, 03:04 PM

Well, I don't remember any of that but I don't have the wherewithal to defend myself.

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 29 2006, 03:10 PM

Then I have no choice but to charge you the full cost of the materials

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 29 2006, 03:20 PM

OK, heres $10.00.

damn, impressive cross-show spotting! but I guess it's still in the Groening universe.

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 29 2006, 03:28 PM

what have I done??!!

yeah, it's been a while since I've seen Futurama spewed about here. I was totally into the show when it first came out... then I missed a few eps and lost track of it all and then just gave up. I had to cheat to spot that, but that was my first guess on where it came from.

and...

I finally watched the first commentary with conan... it was pretty lame, believe it or not. well, some of it was funny, but the commentary lacked because everyone seemed awestruck by him for some reason. I hope the monorail commentary is better. i can't wait to get to that ep.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 29 2006, 03:48 PM

I had the same futurama experience. now I try and catch it on cartoon network. it really was a funny show with some great one liners, died before its time.

I read that about one of the conan commentaries somewhere, kinda a letdown.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 29 2006, 07:52 PM

Thanks for editing my quote haha



Damn now there is an offer you cant refuse!

Posted by: AlphaOmega Sep 29 2006, 09:38 PM

thank you wild n crazy ill keep that in mind. and i used to watch futurama but then i only got 3 stations and it doesnt appear on any of them.

Posted by: HardDick69 Oct 2 2006, 05:44 PM

Welcome to RMM. Post regulary and be nice to the lovely ladies *Including my girlfriend, PussyDrippin69* and you'll do fine on here. Just don't say anything stupid or post repetitive threads because the board warriors will DESTROY YOU

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 3 2006, 04:36 AM

Jesus where do you live? Afghanistan?



Hell yeah

Posted by: AlphaOmega Oct 3 2006, 10:09 AM

umm no bondiguy i just cant afford cable or satelite and since I'm in the country all I get is 3 stations

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 3 2006, 10:47 AM

that's crazy talk. everyone knows satellite is free!

Posted by: HardDick69 Oct 3 2006, 04:20 PM

Exactly!

I remember when I only had 3 channels, then we got DirecTV and my world changed.

(my world changed = HBO = titty porn = awesome when you are 13) haha

Posted by: summoner Oct 3 2006, 04:48 PM

I remember when we had only two channels (I was about 5 or 6 years old) Now we have two channels that are broadcasting because of TV"taxes" and three channels which are online because they like to send stupid commercials! And then we have few digi-channels and in august 2007 all our channels go digital and analogical ends...I don´t know how this is in somewhere else...But I´m glad I can watch MTV Finland

Posted by: AlphaOmega Oct 3 2006, 05:17 PM

i use to have DirecTV but then i got broke and had to cancel it... i miss becker

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 3 2006, 05:28 PM

of all the things to miss, you miss that. The last good thing Ted Danson was in is Mary Steenburgen, and even that's a stretch.

Posted by: HardDick69 Oct 3 2006, 05:29 PM

yeah i watch alot of Seinfeld reruns on TBS, thats' about all i watch on TV.

Posted by: HardDick69 Oct 3 2006, 05:30 PM

Yeah anyone that would have sex w/ Whoopi Goldberg willingly needs serious help haha.

Posted by: AlphaOmega Oct 3 2006, 05:31 PM

so sue me i liked ted danson as becker, i also miss the music of directv, sometimes id catch seinfeld

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 3 2006, 05:37 PM

Oh, chill out. We're just messing with you. This place would be no fun at all if everyone was so serious all the time. heck, I'm not even being serious right now.

allow me to take this moment to urge all heed my signature.

Posted by: AlphaOmega Oct 3 2006, 05:44 PM

oh sorry that wasnt me being serious, i was actually joking there, sorry ill have figure out how to fix that so that i dont come across serious

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 3 2006, 05:45 PM

any one of these smileys will do...



For a more comprehensive guide to proper smiley use, please click http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/index.php?act=Search&nav=au&CODE=show&searchid=d1a3099f06bf47d9cf4c6426ef484479&search_in=posts&result_type=posts

Posted by: AlphaOmega Oct 3 2006, 05:47 PM

oh ill need to stop using fast reply then

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 3 2006, 06:03 PM

cable too


if it's anything like the MTV here, you're not missing much



I got ECM'd and had to cancel it



bwahahaha


I was a fool to think anyone would want pictures of Whoopi Goldberg naked.

Posted by: HardDick69 Oct 3 2006, 06:09 PM

Nah, who needs Whoopi Goldberg pics when you can look at Bea Arthur pics....

lmao just kidding, funny story though.

We were in the computer lab at school and it was jam packed and ppl were printing stuff and the printer jammed and one of my friends was like "Hey dude what's wrong w/ the printer" really loud, and I said "I don't know man, it's jammed" and he said "Oh shit! I hope my naked pictures of Bea Arthur didn't jam up the printer! I'll have to print them over again!" really loud, lmao it was hilarious, everyone was like "uhh......what?"

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 3 2006, 06:11 PM

hilarious!!! at least, it is if it's the one I think it is where the guy throws the case of pics down the bottomless pit and the pit throws it back.

I just check and , yes, it is

What the???

Posted by: AlphaOmega Oct 3 2006, 06:24 PM

funny i have no comment to anything said...

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 3 2006, 06:34 PM

hahaha





so did you ever get those bea arthur pics?




and if so could you send em to me?





*phew*

Posted by: HardDick69 Oct 3 2006, 06:41 PM

Sure dude, i have around here somewhere hrmm........*digs through his computer and finds the folder The Golden Shower Girls XXX*.....ok dude i can hook u up now!


I wonder how many ppl take this post seriously

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 3 2006, 06:45 PM

dude, could you send me those pics???

funnily enough, that pic is posted in one of the threads around here. I wouldnt be surprised if gnappy or bondi or jork posted it in the past week or so.

Posted by: HardDick69 Oct 3 2006, 06:48 PM

haha damn that sounds scary. I'd rather not see that.

Posted by: AlphaOmega Oct 3 2006, 10:08 PM

yes it does sound very scary

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 4 2006, 09:53 AM

Sure is scary around here.

Posted by: AlphaOmega Oct 4 2006, 10:58 AM

redundancy is just keeping old things new

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 4 2006, 12:00 PM

it was more like 3 weeks ago

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 4 2006, 12:01 PM

that should have been hot mama's av

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 4 2006, 12:19 PM

if there ever was a candidate for the funny cuz it's true award, that was it. :rolfmao:

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 5 2006, 01:29 AM

What you are comparing yourself to Ted Danson now?



Then you'll appreciate the above reference

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 5 2006, 10:20 AM

Hilarious!!! and well played!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 6 2006, 02:24 AM

Thank you and goodnight!

(Remember when george starts telling jokes and when he gets a laugh he just walks out of the room? Leaving on a high. He did it in a meeting once at the Yankees... pricless)

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 6 2006, 10:53 AM

Oh, I remember. George was my favorite character on that show. I love all his goofy ideas... many of them were quite ingenious. While Kramer's goofiness made me laugh more on the spot, George's goofiness was more clever and prompted many hilarious conversations when discussing the show.

Posted by: closeup Oct 6 2006, 11:44 AM

1) Juicy's always been my favorite
2) I'm thinking of starting a thread called "Sex Stories" unless you do it first
3) Learn all you can about O.J. Simpson, he's a favorite topic
4) Except when he's wrong, which is most of the time.
5) He's absolutely right!

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 6 2006, 11:46 AM

That's why I love Curb Your Enthusiasm so much. It's like the guy George's character was based on(Larry David) pretty much how he is in real life, plus an R-rating. The one where he says cunt at the dinner party was clasic! bondi would appreciate it.

Posted by: closeup Oct 6 2006, 11:50 AM

Good one, Bob, it actually made me laugh out loud.

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 6 2006, 07:10 PM

You are bang on the money! SO many priceless memories!



The don't fucking show Curb Your Enthusiasm here and it fuckings annoys me, I may have to buy some DVDs of Ebay?

And I would appreciate that because as I am sure you are referring to the lack of shock FUCK now holds. CUNT is the new FUCK

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 7 2006, 10:46 AM

which is why "fucking cunt" is so appropriate. the "cunt" gives a little boost to the worn out fuck, whereas the "fuck" kind of takes the edge off of the "cunt." Quite the combination, I must say, you fucking cunt!

speaking of which...

What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of pygmies?

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 9 2006, 01:35 AM

You are right, but I believe for maximum impact just use the word "cunt" on it's own... it still has the eye popping effect!

and what?

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 9 2006, 10:57 AM

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts...

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 10 2006, 01:06 AM

I may have to steal that bit

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 10 2006, 11:24 AM

every once in a while I come up with a good one. well, actually, I didn't come up with it... but I'm proud to steal the credit... feel free to do the same.

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 10 2006, 12:39 PM

you could always trade in you bumper sticker prize for a season or 2 of curb your enthusiasm or simpsons on dvd
I'm always willing to share the wealth.


hahaha that's awesome. I shall use it especially around women who don't like the c-word.


I will for sure steal that bit.

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 11 2006, 02:12 AM

Oh I had planned to



Whoa, what's the catch?

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 11 2006, 10:29 AM

No catch.
Just sign this form, and the dvd's will be yours. Mwahahahahaha...Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um, thinking of something funny bobaloo did today.

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 11 2006, 11:29 AM

I didn't do anything funny

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 11 2006, 11:35 AM

Shut-- Up!

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 12 2006, 03:57 AM

nice.... mixing two references from two episodes.

Mine was otto, I think when the Simpsons offer for him to live in their basement and Homer says he can treat him like garbage

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 12 2006, 12:07 PM

ahh, another great episide!

Spinal Tap: Good night Springton, there will be no éncore.

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 12 2006, 12:32 PM

There was a little Spanish flea...

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 12 2006, 12:50 PM

a record star he thought he'd be
he heard of singers like the beatles
the chipmunks he'd seen on tv!

I never new that song had lyrics until I heard Homer singing it.

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 12 2006, 01:50 PM

Same here. I think they even said that in the commentary.

I find myself whistling that tune and often picture homer sitting in the car singing that little ditty. Makes me laugh

Posted by: boanna Oct 12 2006, 02:13 PM

5) dont leave pics of your cock all over the place. this is a boobie site. leave your
cock in the correct thread.....or PM it to boanna.

Posted by: boanna Oct 12 2006, 02:17 PM

u gave afgan far to much credit! 3 stations? arent they still doing traveling puppet shows? they dont have cable....except for..well, we wont touch that subject right now.

Posted by: boanna Oct 12 2006, 02:18 PM

u two are mean fuckers!

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 12 2006, 02:20 PM

correctest post ever

Posted by: boanna Oct 12 2006, 02:21 PM

yea but...he also followed an x-coworker out of state just to give him his "jerk" cut/joke and it failed!

Posted by: boanna Oct 12 2006, 02:23 PM

i have seen them all many times and i dont remember george saying that at a diner party. which one?

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 12 2006, 02:23 PM

was that the jerkstore ep.? if so,

Posted by: boanna Oct 12 2006, 02:25 PM

Posted by: boanna Oct 12 2006, 02:28 PM

shit, im so far behind here. i read shit, then post what comes to my head, then read down further and find that someone already thought of what i posted....long before i did.

the scary part is knowing there are so many others out there who think like i do!

Posted by: boanna Oct 12 2006, 02:30 PM

yes sir.


my favorite line from any episode.....if you know the reply then meet me for lunch and i wont be wearin any panties!

"...then how are all these people gettin' together?"

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 12 2006, 02:36 PM

It's from Curb Your Enthusiasm, not Seinfeld. But the star of Curb is Larry David, one of the co-creators of Seinfeld. The character of George is based off the real life Larry David. In Curb Your Enthusiasm, David plays himself in a show about his life after Seinfeld. Funny as hell. Actually Jason Alexander(George Costanza) has quite a few apperarances in Vurb Your Enthusiasm. Check it out!

That is all.

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 13 2006, 03:03 AM

Thats the one



Bingo



Well they record those video messages somehow...
another thing. How good is their Internet connection? They are forever posting on the internet!



Is that Seinfeld or Curb???

The only thing I can think of is when George is eating "shrimp" at a work lunch and his co worker says, "Hey george, the ocean called, they wan't their Shrimp back!"

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 13 2006, 09:04 AM

seinfeld. It's when george is eating shrimp and the guy says, "george, the ocean just called. They're running out of shrimp." George has no comeback and it kills him. He later thinks of a "good" comeback line, which is "the jerk store called and they're running outta you!" he travels far to go to a meeting, orders in shrimp, and eats it like a maniac just to get this guy to use that line on him. He delivers his jerk store line which immediately backfires with "that's okay. Cuz you're their all-time bestseller" George replies "well, I slept with your wife!" only to find out that the guy's wife is in the hospital. George has nothing and leaves the meeting. On his long drive home he thinks of something, which we don't know what it is, and is compelled to turn around to deliver his comeback.

My comeback would have been: Yeah, I know she's in the hospital. her complete sexual exhaustion was my doing, you jackass!

Anyway... I'm sure you knew that already. I just wanted to relive the moment and get a good laugh out of it.

click

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 13 2006, 11:41 AM

sounds like someone I know


I laughed my ass off reading that. Forgot how it all went down.

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 13 2006, 05:38 PM

Yeah thats the episode.... fucking funny as!



Bobaloo?

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 13 2006, 05:55 PM

yeah, I heard about that guy

he's a real charachter. AVoid him at all costs.

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 13 2006, 06:09 PM

Thannk you, masked stranger

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 13 2006, 06:15 PM

I was going to post something , but I had to look it up to be sure I was right. When I did, I found this hilarious line...

"At the bowling lanes, Homer, Moe, and Apu prepare their balls. "

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 13 2006, 06:19 PM

Where is that from? An episode guide?

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 13 2006, 06:23 PM

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F10.html Hit control-f and search for the line.

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 13 2006, 06:27 PM

Ahhhh the wonders of the internet

Posted by: AlphaOmega Oct 26 2006, 12:04 AM

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 26 2006, 01:35 AM

you had bette get used to it

Posted by: AlphaOmega Oct 26 2006, 01:42 AM

the thread looked lonely so i figured id give it a bump, plus i read somewhere that it was fine to post in your own 411 to bump it

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 26 2006, 11:21 AM

you can but don't expect anyone to see it!


except those compulsive posting types

Posted by: AlphaOmega Oct 26 2006, 01:00 PM

like you?

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 26 2006, 01:03 PM

I don't follow

Posted by: AlphaOmega Oct 26 2006, 01:09 PM

me either

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 26 2006, 01:24 PM

good...then we have an understanding

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 28 2006, 02:26 AM

She won't be allowed near the phone again

Posted by: AlphaOmega Oct 28 2006, 01:51 PM

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 30 2006, 11:32 AM

1) Lillian... cannot use.... the phone.

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 30 2006, 02:38 PM

haha some great inter-media work there

all I've got is, "Did I catch a niner in there? Were ya calling from a walkie talkie?"

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 30 2006, 03:58 PM

ha ha. good ol' tommy boy. At least, I think that was tommy boy.

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 30 2006, 04:35 PM

yuh huh

Posted by: AlphaOmega Nov 1 2006, 01:06 PM

been to long since ive seen that movie i guess

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 2 2006, 01:00 AM

My quote was from the Simpsons (obviously) where Bart goes to Australia to apologise for the prank calls and Marge is on the phone with the Aussies from the US consulate!