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Posted by: muzicmaniac2005 Oct 6 2006, 02:38 PM
i haven't had phone sex for a while....just wondering if anyone still does that!
Posted by: Gnappster Oct 6 2006, 02:49 PM
QUOTE(muzicmaniac2005 @ Oct 6 2006, 12:38 PM)
i haven't had phone sex for a while....just wondering if anyone still does that!
you'd have to be pretty desperate to have sex with a phone!
why are all the crackpots from Chicago?
Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 6 2006, 03:03 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 6 2006, 02:49 PM)
you'd have to be pretty desperate to have sex with a phone!
why are all the crackpots from Chicago?
why are all the crackpots from Chicago?
Hey, don't blame me. I came here to escape the whacked out canadians
Posted by: mitusa Oct 6 2006, 05:49 PM
Can't find where to do it!!! Sometimes goes together with a good wank, the old fashion way.
Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 6 2006, 06:31 PM
QUOTE(mitusa @ Oct 6 2006, 05:49 PM)
Can't find where to do it!!! Sometimes goes together with a good wank, the old fashion way.
perhaps you and musicmaniac should exchange phone number
Posted by: bondiguy Oct 6 2006, 06:46 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 6 2006, 02:49 PM)
you'd have to be pretty desperate to have sex with a phone!
why are all the crackpots from Chicago?
why are all the crackpots from Chicago?
Maybe it is Jrock is disguise?
I have never paid for phone sex, who does? Why when we have a thing called the internet that can provide millions of hours of porn, containing sexual acts that you will never experience
Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 6 2006, 06:51 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 6 2006, 06:46 PM)
Maybe it is Jrock is disguise?
I have never paid for phone sex, who does? Why when we have a thing called the internet that can provide millions of hours of porn, containing sexual acts that you will never experience
I have never paid for phone sex, who does? Why when we have a thing called the internet that can provide millions of hours of porn, containing sexual acts that you will never experience
Most TV commercials contain sexual acts these two guys will never experience.
Posted by: bondiguy Oct 6 2006, 07:02 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 6 2006, 06:51 PM)
Most TV commercials contain sexual acts these two guys will never experience.
Don't forget Pussycat Doll videos
Posted by: ddd35 Oct 8 2006, 01:57 PM
I would say the only time I would do phone sex is if I was seperted from my wife for a long period of time , I might call her and do it ...other then that as far as pay for WHY ? 
Posted by: bondiguy Oct 9 2006, 01:23 AM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Oct 8 2006, 01:57 PM)
I would say the only time I would do phone sex is if I was seperted from my wife for a long period of time , I might call her and do it ...other then that as far as pay for WHY ?
Like they say, It is like a car space. WHy pay for it when if you apply yourself you can get it for free
Posted by: Gnappster Oct 10 2006, 12:46 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 6 2006, 04:51 PM)
Most TV commercials contain sexual acts these two guys will never experience.
bwahahaha
Posted by: bondiguy Oct 11 2006, 02:13 AM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 10 2006, 12:46 PM)
bwahahaha
If only I could take credit for that beautiful line
Posted by: COMEDYMAN Oct 11 2006, 07:43 AM
I once had unprotected phone sex.... and got an ear infection...
ba doom doom 
Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 11 2006, 12:13 PM
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Oct 11 2006, 07:43 AM)
I once had unprotected phone sex.... and got an ear infection...
ba doom doom
ba doom doom
that just goes to show that you can't trust evade
Posted by: Gnappster Oct 11 2006, 12:36 PM
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Oct 11 2006, 05:43 AM)
I once had unprotected phone sex.... and got an ear infection...
ba doom doom
ba doom doom
you're supposed to stick the phone by your ear??
I've been going about this all wrong
Posted by: closeup Oct 11 2006, 04:33 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 9 2006, 01:23 AM)
Like they say, It is like a car space. WHy pay for it when if you apply yourself you can get it for free
Written by Jerry Seinfield. If I had his millions, I'd be funny too.
Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 11 2006, 06:10 PM
QUOTE(closeup @ Oct 11 2006, 04:33 PM)
Written by Jerry Seinfield. If I had his millions, I'd be funny too.
fuck his millions. I want that hot high school girl the the DDs that he was dating. What was her name? I think it was like boobs or something
Posted by: Gnappster Oct 11 2006, 06:16 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 11 2006, 04:10 PM)
fuck his millions. I want that hot high school girl the the DDs that he was dating. What was her name? I think it was like boobs or something
or maybe Mulva?
Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 11 2006, 06:19 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 11 2006, 06:16 PM)
or maybe Mulva?
And I mean it. I really laughed out loud at that one. All I know is that those tits are real, and they're spectacular!
Posted by: closeup Oct 11 2006, 06:19 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 11 2006, 06:10 PM)
fuck his millions. I want that hot high school girl the the DDs that he was dating. What was her name? I think it was like boobs or something
It was something like Showshana or something. I can't remember who it was that she ended up marrying, but I DO remember thinking to myself, "It figures" For half his 250 million dollars. I'd have his kid.
Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 11 2006, 06:21 PM
QUOTE(closeup @ Oct 11 2006, 06:19 PM)
It was something like Showshana or something. I can't remember who it was that she ended up marrying, but I DO remember thinking to myself, "It figures" For half his 250 million dollars. I'd have his kid.
Bondi would have his kid too... as long as she's not older than 6
Posted by: bondiguy Oct 12 2006, 04:04 AM
Comedy.... 
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 11 2006, 06:16 PM)
or maybe Mulva?
wait, nooo.... Deloris!!!!
and Bob
Posted by: Gnappster Oct 12 2006, 12:31 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 12 2006, 02:04 AM)
Comedy....
wait, nooo.... Deloris!!!!
wait, nooo.... Deloris!!!!
I had to lookup the other names he thought up...Hest and Bovary
Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 12 2006, 01:44 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 12 2006, 12:31 PM)
I had to lookup the other names he thought up...Hest and Bovary
I wonder if she was from Regina
Posted by: bondiguy Oct 13 2006, 03:23 AM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 12 2006, 12:31 PM)
I had to lookup the other names he thought up...Hest and Bovary
Mulva was the best of them
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 12 2006, 01:44 PM)
I wonder if she was from Regina
Could be?
In related news I saw a Simpsons ep the other day where Homer et al smuggle drugs from Canada to the States and Regina is mentioned
Posted by: Gnappster Oct 13 2006, 12:07 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 13 2006, 01:23 AM)
In related news I saw a Simpsons ep the other day where Homer et al smuggle drugs from Canada to the States and Regina is mentioned
and they even pronounced it right, which of course makes it funnier.
in a sidenote, you think they got the australian accents wrong, these ones were pretty bad.
Posted by: bondiguy Oct 13 2006, 05:50 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 13 2006, 12:07 PM)
and they even pronounced it right, which of course makes it funnier.
in a sidenote, you think they got the australian accents wrong, these ones were pretty bad.
in a sidenote, you think they got the australian accents wrong, these ones were pretty bad.
Oh you think???
American actors can not nail the Australian Accent. It always comes out so fucking wrong. English actors can get it but never the Americans
Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 13 2006, 06:00 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 13 2006, 05:50 PM)
Oh you think???
American actors can not nail the Australian Accent. It always comes out so fucking wrong. English actors can get it but never the Americans
American actors can not nail the Australian Accent. It always comes out so fucking wrong. English actors can get it but never the Americans
My fault. Sorry. gd'ay
Posted by: Gnappster Oct 13 2006, 06:03 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 13 2006, 03:50 PM)
Oh you think???
American actors can not nail the Australian Accent. It always comes out so fucking wrong. English actors can get it but never the Americans
American actors can not nail the Australian Accent. It always comes out so fucking wrong. English actors can get it but never the Americans
are australian and new zealand accents the same? they sound similar but different, like canada and the USA
Posted by: bondiguy Oct 13 2006, 06:07 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 13 2006, 06:03 PM)
are australian and new zealand accents the same? they sound similar but different, like canada and the USA
I guess they are simliar but like USA/Canada never all us the same!
Kiwi's pronounce their vowels different to Aussies.
e.g six sounds like sex
fish and chips sounds like fush and chups
Posted by: agentblue Jan 3 2008, 01:53 PM
Hey there ladies and gents, I'm just inquiring how many of you rmmers have done phone sex? How do you like it and are u an addict of it? If so, how do you go about it (i.e. u take off all ur clothes and lay in ur bed to talk).
Alvin
Also, if ure looking for a male partner that is horny let me know 
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 3 2008, 02:11 PM
http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Phone_Sex-t1142.html
might want to do a search before ya start a new thread mate , chances are it has already been done , and furthermore I dont think you will find to many ladies here that are looking for a phone chat , however Bondi seems to be a good candidate pm him and see if he can help ya out ... 
Posted by: evade20 Jan 3 2008, 10:51 PM
QUOTE(agentblue @ Jan 3 2008, 01:53 PM)
Hey there ladies and gents, I'm just inquiring how many of you rmmers have done phone sex? How do you like it and are u an addict of it? If so, how do you go about it (i.e. u take off all ur clothes and lay in ur bed to talk).
Alvin
Also, if ure looking for a male partner that is horny let me know
Alvin
Also, if ure looking for a male partner that is horny let me know
Agentblue....If 3d can hang your ass for not searching...you are just a slacker...
Get a clue!
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 4 2008, 12:21 AM
Where is the other topic, I'll merge?
Posted by: agentblue Jan 4 2008, 12:57 AM
http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Phone_Sex-t1142.html
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 4 2008, 03:18 AM
MERGING
Posted by: aimee2 Jan 4 2008, 04:32 PM
QUOTE(agentblue @ Jan 3 2008, 12:53 PM)
Hey there ladies and gents, I'm just inquiring how many of you rmmers have done phone sex? How do you like it and are u an addict of it? If so, how do you go about it (i.e. u take off all ur clothes and lay in ur bed to talk).
Alvin
Also, if ure looking for a male partner that is horny let me know
Alvin
Also, if ure looking for a male partner that is horny let me know
I can't believe you guys let him off that easy! 
Posted by: agentblue Jan 4 2008, 06:37 PM
Im such a cutie pie thats y hehe
QUOTE(aimee2 @ Jan 4 2008, 04:32 PM)
I can't believe you guys let him off that easy! Posted by: bondiguy Jan 4 2008, 07:10 PM
QUOTE(aimee2 @ Jan 5 2008, 07:32 AM)
I can't believe you guys let him off that easy! What can i say... I am still full of christmas cheer
Posted by: belicked6924 Jan 5 2008, 04:08 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 4 2008, 06:10 PM)
What can i say... I am still full of christmas cheer
aka alcohol
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 6 2008, 11:49 PM
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jan 5 2008, 07:08 PM)
aka alcohol
bingo
Posted by: Augustsgirl Feb 9 2008, 01:02 PM
QUOTE(muzicmaniac2005 @ Oct 6 2006, 02:38 PM)
i haven't had phone sex for a while....just wondering if anyone still does that!
This thread seems to be somewhat stagnant but no matter... My two cents:
I've never done full-out back and forth description phone sex because I find that to be a somewhat silly concept, but my boyfriend and I occationally have a set up where he tells me a story about what he wants to do to me when he comes to see me (we're presently living one state apart due to school) while I masturbate and vocalize over the phone, so he can do the same on the other end of the line.
Er, although.. we use a computer headset and talk program. Hands free!!
Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Feb 10 2008, 08:07 PM
QUOTE(Augustsgirl @ Feb 9 2008, 01:02 PM)
Er, although.. we use a computer headset and talk program. Hands free!!
I love geeks! 
Posted by: ddd35 Feb 11 2008, 11:59 AM
QUOTE(Augustsgirl @ Feb 9 2008, 11:02 AM)
This thread seems to be somewhat stagnant but no matter... My two cents:
I've never done full-out back and forth description phone sex because I find that to be a somewhat silly concept, but my boyfriend and I occationally have a set up where he tells me a story about what he wants to do to me when he comes to see me (we're presently living one state apart due to school) while I masturbate and vocalize over the phone, so he can do the same on the other end of the line.
Er, although.. we use a computer headset and talk program. Hands free!!
I've never done full-out back and forth description phone sex because I find that to be a somewhat silly concept, but my boyfriend and I occationally have a set up where he tells me a story about what he wants to do to me when he comes to see me (we're presently living one state apart due to school) while I masturbate and vocalize over the phone, so he can do the same on the other end of the line.
Er, although.. we use a computer headset and talk program. Hands free!!
interesting
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