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Posted by: Jade Jul 29 2005, 09:46 PM

I'm having a BBQ for my man's birthday tomorrow... And I am totally looking forward to the drunk, sloppy, uninhibited sex that will follow...

Who else is with me in enjoying this kind of sex?

****Not want to have drunk sex with me, but shares the same views****

Posted by: jrock8 Jul 29 2005, 09:49 PM

not ever having the drunk sex, i can't really say... here's my big concern though... don't you have to worry about "whiskey dick"? lol (well not you, obviously, but your man )

Posted by: Jade Jul 29 2005, 09:54 PM

"whiskey dick"? not familiar... whats that?

Posted by: jrock8 Jul 29 2005, 09:58 PM

that's the scientific term for when a guy has had so much to drink that he can't get hard... when you drink, your blood pressure drops and your capillaries dilate... and as we all know, blood flow and pressure are kind of important when it comes to

there's your biology lesson for the day

Posted by: Lvrboy Jul 29 2005, 10:19 PM

I'm with Jade. I enjoy sex more when I have a couple of drinks in me.

Also my girfriend says that the drinks keep me harder for a longer period of time.

Posted by: Mezrein Jul 29 2005, 10:20 PM

Personally I don't like it, because more often than not, neither party remembers it to well. Even if its the best sex you've had... Plus I like knowing that my women is turned on and heavily into it because I do that to her, not because the booz brings her really close and all I haveta do finish it off,

Posted by: Jade Jul 29 2005, 10:36 PM

I was just telling *someone* today about my favorite drunk/sloopy sex memory to date....

When my boyfriend and I first started dating, things were HOT. We just came home from the club and I think we started taking clothes off before we even got to the door... things wre hard and we got the condoms out, my man broke throu several of them before we got one one that would last more than 2 pumps... I affectionately called him "the rod of steel" for monthes after that...


mmm drunk sex!

Posted by: Lvrboy Jul 29 2005, 10:42 PM

I think the trick is knowing where the limit is. If you go over the limit, well then perhaps as jrock says. However, just enough and things tend to get wild. For me the wilder the better.

Posted by: Narazbad Jul 30 2005, 12:29 AM

eh...as long as im getting sex im happy too bad i havent had any in a while......

Posted by: juicy_DD Jul 30 2005, 06:10 AM

i will have drunken sex with you Jade ha ha....

apparently I am a right gooer when I have had a drink! on one particular hol/vacation I went to Kenya and I had several of the local whiskys and I was as randy as hell apparently I gave 3 blow jobs and had sex 3 times and was pretty good ...... I also ran to the toilet twice to puke and I dont remember any of it ha ha

Posted by: sweetnsexy Jul 30 2005, 09:25 AM

Think the trick is to have enough to lower the inhibitions, but not so much that you lose complete control....not certain that I have always managed to get it right, but if at first you don't succeed, suck any cock to hand!!

Posted by: jrock8 Jul 30 2005, 03:14 PM

see, i knew i liked you for a reason sweet... you're no quitter, lol

Posted by: lookinatjugs Jul 30 2005, 04:53 PM

I dont enjoy sex when im drunk. However...if im just good and buzzed...then its all good. My ex got horny when she even had a little bit of alcohol in her...so i can see the benefit of just a bit of alcohol...but not shit faced drunk. Oh and when i was shitfaced...i got hard...but i couldnt cum...lol

Posted by: HotJ Jul 31 2005, 07:33 PM

I enjoy sex drunk OR sober...

Drunk sex is good though...no inhibitions at all, but I wouldn't want only drunk sex either.

It's been too long since I last had sex so at this point - I'll take what I can get!

Posted by: Jade Jul 31 2005, 10:10 PM

You missed a fun BBQ... I had drunk boys all over the place that would have done you the favor! Some girls that might've too!

Posted by: HotJ Jul 31 2005, 10:14 PM

sounds like a good time Jade...

Posted by: jrock8 Jul 31 2005, 10:23 PM

how long has it been? and how the hell is such a travesty possible??!!

Posted by: HotJ Jul 31 2005, 10:26 PM

2 months...

Posted by: Jade Jul 31 2005, 10:29 PM

It was fun.... so much food... so much beer... so much vodka....


How was the Cape? Did you make it there?

Posted by: HotJ Jul 31 2005, 10:34 PM

It was nice - not the best weather today, but we went to a vineyard for a wine tasting so no complaints!

Posted by: jrock8 Jul 31 2005, 10:38 PM

ok, so i know it's not exactly wine...

but for some reason, there's this image of licking bubbling champagne off a naked hotj and jade in my head...

can't get it out of my mind... don't think i really want to either though

Posted by: HotJ Jul 31 2005, 10:57 PM

I'm popping the bottle right now jrock...

Posted by: jrock8 Jul 31 2005, 11:00 PM

i'm popping something else...

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 1 2005, 01:18 AM

Is every man in Boston a homosexual? (not that there is anything wrong with that) But god damn... you wouldn't be in such a drought in Sydney.

Oh an by the way... "whiskey Dick" is commonly known as the "Fosters Flop" in Australia!

Drunk Sex is great for the rare, occasional wild sex that ensues but overall sober sex enables you to explore more avenues without fear of throwing up or passiong out! haha

Posted by: HotJ Aug 1 2005, 06:38 AM

No...guys in Boston are not all homosexual, I'm probably just a little bit picky.

And I love this "Fosters Flop" terminology, I'm definitely stealing that one!

Posted by: Jade Aug 1 2005, 05:49 PM

I have a couple left over 40's in my fridge from saturday... can do it ghetto style!

Posted by: HotJ Aug 1 2005, 05:50 PM

nice....i'm game

Posted by: Jade Aug 1 2005, 05:52 PM

Word to that then! (thats homeboy language for "that would be swell, lets do that!)

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 1 2005, 05:54 PM

wow jade... you are sooooooo white

Posted by: Jade Aug 1 2005, 05:57 PM

Darn... you caught me trying to be a homegirl... it really doesnt work for me

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 1 2005, 05:58 PM

yeah, especially when you try saying it w/the bahston accent

it's ok... we'll just get your girls nice and drunk and then it won't really matter what anyone's saying right?

Posted by: HotJ Aug 1 2005, 06:05 PM

i don't know what you're talking about - you love us "Bahston" girls

and yes, when we're drunk...it really won't matter jrock

by the way, why is your name jrock and when are you going to do a member's 411 profile??????

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 1 2005, 06:07 PM

my initials are j.r... and i came up w/it b/c i'm not that clever (i guess you could make some hardbody or "rock hard" comment... but it had nothing to do with it... i mean, don't get me wrong, i'm as big a pervert as the rest of you... yeah, you too hotj ...)

and i haven't really figured out what to say for my 411 profile... but speaking of which, why haven't you filled one out?! huh, huh?!

oh and yes, lest i forget... i do love you "bahston" girls... to both of you

Posted by: HotJ Aug 1 2005, 06:11 PM

Ok, it's nice to know that you're not creative

umm I hadn't even thought about doing a 411 profile - it seems to be pretty male dominated at the moment though...

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 1 2005, 06:14 PM

well maybe we just need an aggressive woman to get things started there then *hint, hint*

what does this have to do w/drunk, sloppy sex again?

Posted by: HotJ Aug 1 2005, 06:16 PM

ummm...let's recap:

I want/need some drunk/sloppy sex ASAP

and

Jane and are are going to pour 40's over each other and lick it off while talking in "homeboy" slang...

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 1 2005, 06:18 PM

well considering i'm not part of the pouring 40s thing, that means i get to take part in the first thing on that list?

Posted by: HotJ Aug 1 2005, 06:19 PM

hey i never said you were part of any of this!

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 1 2005, 06:22 PM

ouch

Posted by: HotJ Aug 1 2005, 06:24 PM

just jokin'

you can help us drink the 40's

only if you bring me some chicago pizza though!

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 1 2005, 06:26 PM

i think i can do that... or i could just make one for you

Posted by: HotJ Aug 1 2005, 06:29 PM

works for me

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 1 2005, 06:32 PM

they are pretty filling though... i might have to help you work it off later

Posted by: HotJ Aug 1 2005, 06:36 PM

we'll see how good it tastes first

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 1 2005, 06:41 PM

oh, i'm sure you'll taste amazingly sweet...

Posted by: HotJ Aug 1 2005, 06:44 PM

i meant the pizza goober

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 1 2005, 06:46 PM

oh, trust me, i know... sorry, but i prefer thinking about you more than pizza though

Posted by: HotJ Aug 1 2005, 06:51 PM

hmmm...tough call for me. i made a delicious veggie pizza for dinner...buuuut i guess i'd choose sex if given the choice in sex v. pizza...

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 1 2005, 06:59 PM

are you a vegetarian? somehow i always thought you were a big fan of the meat


...goober

Posted by: HotJ Aug 1 2005, 07:01 PM

no i'm not a vegetarian..i like meat...

all kinds

Posted by: Semantics_In_A_Hat Aug 1 2005, 07:49 PM

You've been to Kenya? Cool! I lived there for 9 1/2 + years growing up before going to college and postgraduate school in the US and Europe. Were you vacationing there or was it work related?

As for drunk, sloppy sex...As I recall I've had sex once where my gf at the time and I had been drinking. I was beyond tipsy yet I wasn't plastered; it wasn't what I consider great sex. It was more difficult maintaining a state of arousal and the alcohol/dehydration induced headache and slight spinning sensation in my head did little to make the experience sexy and fun. I prefer hot, wild, passionate, raw sex stone cold sober. It has been said that the mind is the largest erogenous zone and I tend to agree.

Posted by: Semantics_In_A_Hat Aug 1 2005, 07:54 PM

Ahahahahaha! Touche, and may I add pulse-quickening too? Do you also go along with this ?

P.S. The second emoticon could appear to be someone cumming with a big smile on their face but I intend for it to be interpreted as cumming on someone's face. lol

Posted by: Jade Aug 1 2005, 09:24 PM

Here's a 40 for you HotJ... when can we get started?

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Posted by: HotJ Aug 1 2005, 09:25 PM

OE my favorite!!

Posted by: Jade Aug 1 2005, 09:26 PM

its ICE cold too.. thats why I have the towel

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 1 2005, 09:27 PM

hey, where's mine?!

Posted by: Jade Aug 1 2005, 09:39 PM

for you lovey...

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 1 2005, 09:42 PM

thanks cutie

speaking of 40's... have you ever played "edward 40-hands"? you duct-tape a 40 to your hand (or one in each, depending on how drunk you want to get)... and you can't remove the tape until you've emptied the bottle

Posted by: Jade Aug 1 2005, 09:45 PM

never played... I can say I have only officially ever finished one. I would rather drink regular bottles or 22's Unless you can get me a Corona or heinniken in a 40, I probably wont finish it.

Althou, a few weeks ago, what I drank probably added up to about 3 40's... was a corona saturday!

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 1 2005, 09:47 PM

are you a beer, wine, or liquor kind of girl?

Posted by: Jade Aug 1 2005, 09:48 PM

beer and lickher...

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 1 2005, 09:52 PM

lol... now all you need to do is find a her in the boston area to lick ... hmm, who could that possible be?

Posted by: Jade Aug 1 2005, 09:55 PM

I dont know....

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 1 2005, 10:01 PM

for any of the ladies... as long as we're on the topic of alcohol...

ever done a body shot/ever had one done off you?

Posted by: juicy_DD Aug 2 2005, 09:48 AM

Hiya Sem good to meet you..... I went on vacation.

I also prefer hot, wild passionate, raw sex sober or drunk ha ha

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 2 2005, 12:39 PM

drunk sex works for me... as long as both parties are under the influence... but seeing as i'm married it's usually more sober sex as I no longer have to find a girl innebriated enuff to copulate with me

Posted by: Jade Aug 2 2005, 07:48 PM

Hey HotJ... we had so much beer left over, we are planning anothr BBQ for this saturday.... Got any plans? Should come by!

Posted by: Semantics_In_A_Hat Aug 2 2005, 07:54 PM

A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Juicy. I trust you enjoyed your vacation in that former surrogate home of mine, Kenya? As for hot, wild, passionate, raw sex...hell yeah! lol I still prefer it when sober.

Posted by: clincar Aug 2 2005, 08:03 PM

All inhabitions are gone when you're drunk - lovely!!

Posted by: Semantics_In_A_Hat Aug 2 2005, 08:13 PM

Aye, there is that possibility. However, I personally don't need alcohol to develop "dutch courage" in order to dance, chat, kiss, or fuck. I'll do those things of my own sober volition if the opportunity presents itself and for whatever reasons I decide that I'm okay with the situation and what may be the more likely consequences of whatever course of action is embarked upon.

Posted by: clincar Aug 2 2005, 08:20 PM

Have to agree! But the drink can help especially at parties!!!

Posted by: Semantics_In_A_Hat Aug 2 2005, 09:47 PM

Liquor/alcohol = a social lubricant-of-sorts for some then? lol

Posted by: juicy_DD Aug 3 2005, 09:18 AM

yep I agree I am far better when I have had a drink no inhibitions whatsoever

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 3 2005, 11:48 AM

now THAT would be a good BBQ...
btw how much beer did you have...seems like any party/bbq/whatever I have ever had, it didn't matter how much beer was there, it's ALWAYS gone by morning lol.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 4 2005, 02:40 AM

Man this thread got a hell of alot better with Jade and J

Posted by: Jade Aug 6 2005, 11:32 AM

We bought 2 beerballs... then everyone brought a case or a few 40's.

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Aug 6 2005, 11:45 AM

HotJ and Jade drunk at a party..... Omg the stories just write themselves!!!!

So how should it go.. you two sneak off leaving party guests wondering where you are? ...

Or you two take on all the party guests in a double gang bang....

lord my mind is a wondering

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 8 2005, 03:03 AM

oh my.......... I'll be back in 5.... ah who am I kidding, make it 3!

Posted by: paybarraman Aug 10 2005, 01:34 PM

Drunk, sober, sloppy or prudy.........

I JUST WANT SOME SEX!!! MY BALLS HURT!!!

Posted by: paybarraman Aug 10 2005, 01:39 PM

arhgghhhh!!!!! I cant make the words all big and colorful like I want!!!

Posted by: paybarraman Aug 10 2005, 01:39 PM

Might as well go pound my balls against a wall!!!!

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 14 2005, 10:10 PM

well, that might make your balls all big and colorful... but i don't think it'll do anything to help the words...

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 15 2005, 02:29 AM

I think his balls are big and colourful?!? Result of limited sexual encounters perhaps? haha

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 16 2005, 01:46 PM

just speculation or personal experience?

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 17 2005, 02:43 AM

The perhaps in my quote would indicate pure speculation would it not?

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 1 2006, 05:20 PM

talk about reviving a dead thread!
but since the board is realtively dead I saw googlebot browsing an interesting sounding thread (this one). So I started reading it from page one. Totally worth the read for any new members and a good walk down memory lane for the rest of us. HotJ and Jade mmmmm mmmmmmm.

And it's the origin for one of the longest on going jokes here (well done jork!)

And that is all®

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 1 2006, 05:32 PM

wow, i'm retarded... i actually started at the first page of this thing to try to figure out what the joke was


oh well... it gave me a chance to relive the memory of a 3some with jade and hotj.... that was worth it

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 1 2006, 06:13 PM

Oh I get it.... I get jokes

Good thread revival brother... these 2 women were just something else weren't they?

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 1 2006, 06:22 PM

yes'm

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 1 2006, 06:31 PM

Spotted!

Almost forgot thanks to Jrock for his post... I was about to head to page 1 to find out the ongoing joke and then I just scrolled up

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 1 2006, 06:41 PM

I thought that one would go unnoticed for sure.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 1 2006, 06:46 PM

Ahh give old bondi a little credit