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muzicmaniac2005	Oct 6 2006, 02:38 PM Post #1
A Cup Group: Members Posts: 19 Joined: 31-May 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 8,548	i haven't had phone sex for a while....just wondering if anyone still does that!

Gnappster	Oct 6 2006, 02:49 PM Post #2
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(muzicmaniac2005 @ Oct 6 2006, 12:38 PM) i haven't had phone sex for a while....just wondering if anyone still does that! you'd have to be pretty desperate to have sex with a phone! why are all the crackpots from Chicago? -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

Bobaloo	Oct 6 2006, 03:03 PM Post #3
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 6 2006, 02:49 PM) you'd have to be pretty desperate to have sex with a phone! why are all the crackpots from Chicago? Hey, don't blame me. I came here to escape the whacked out canadians -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

mitusa	Oct 6 2006, 05:49 PM Post #4
Training Bra Group: Members Posts: 1 Joined: 6-October 06 From: Durban, KwaZulu-Natal Member No.: 18,202	Can't find where to do it!!! Sometimes goes together with a good wank, the old fashion way.

Bobaloo	Oct 6 2006, 06:31 PM Post #5
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(mitusa @ Oct 6 2006, 05:49 PM) Can't find where to do it!!! Sometimes goes together with a good wank, the old fashion way. perhaps you and musicmaniac should exchange phone number -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

bondiguy	Oct 6 2006, 06:46 PM Post #6
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 6 2006, 02:49 PM) you'd have to be pretty desperate to have sex with a phone! why are all the crackpots from Chicago? Maybe it is Jrock is disguise? I have never paid for phone sex, who does? Why when we have a thing called the internet that can provide millions of hours of porn, containing sexual acts that you will never experience -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Bobaloo	Oct 6 2006, 06:51 PM Post #7
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 6 2006, 06:46 PM) Maybe it is Jrock is disguise? I have never paid for phone sex, who does? Why when we have a thing called the internet that can provide millions of hours of porn, containing sexual acts that you will never experience Most TV commercials contain sexual acts these two guys will never experience. -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

bondiguy	Oct 6 2006, 07:02 PM Post #8
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 6 2006, 06:51 PM) Most TV commercials contain sexual acts these two guys will never experience. Don't forget Pussycat Doll videos -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

ddd35	Oct 8 2006, 01:57 PM Post #9
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	I would say the only time I would do phone sex is if I was seperted from my wife for a long period of time , I might call her and do it ...other then that as far as pay for WHY ?

bondiguy	Oct 9 2006, 01:23 AM Post #10
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(ddd35 @ Oct 8 2006, 01:57 PM) I would say the only time I would do phone sex is if I was seperted from my wife for a long period of time , I might call her and do it ...other then that as far as pay for WHY ? Like they say, It is like a car space. WHy pay for it when if you apply yourself you can get it for free -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Gnappster	Oct 10 2006, 12:46 PM Post #11
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 6 2006, 04:51 PM) Most TV commercials contain sexual acts these two guys will never experience. bwahahaha -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Oct 11 2006, 02:13 AM Post #12
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 10 2006, 12:46 PM) bwahahaha If only I could take credit for that beautiful line -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

COMEDYMAN	Oct 11 2006, 07:43 AM Post #13
Double D's Group: Moderator Posts: 3,796 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Tampa, Florida Member No.: 2,479	I once had unprotected phone sex.... and got an ear infection... ba doom doom --------------------

Bobaloo	Oct 11 2006, 12:13 PM Post #14
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Oct 11 2006, 07:43 AM) I once had unprotected phone sex.... and got an ear infection... ba doom doom that just goes to show that you can't trust evade -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

Gnappster	Oct 11 2006, 12:36 PM Post #15
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Oct 11 2006, 05:43 AM) I once had unprotected phone sex.... and got an ear infection... ba doom doom you're supposed to stick the phone by your ear?? I've been going about this all wrong -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

closeup	Oct 11 2006, 04:33 PM Post #16
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 4,813 Joined: 12-July 05 From: Portland, Maine Member No.: 9,341	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 9 2006, 01:23 AM) Like they say, It is like a car space. WHy pay for it when if you apply yourself you can get it for free Written by Jerry Seinfield. If I had his millions, I'd be funny too.

Bobaloo	Oct 11 2006, 06:10 PM Post #17
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(closeup @ Oct 11 2006, 04:33 PM) Written by Jerry Seinfield. If I had his millions, I'd be funny too. fuck his millions. I want that hot high school girl the the DDs that he was dating. What was her name? I think it was like boobs or something -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

Gnappster	Oct 11 2006, 06:16 PM Post #18
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 11 2006, 04:10 PM) fuck his millions. I want that hot high school girl the the DDs that he was dating. What was her name? I think it was like boobs or something or maybe Mulva? -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

Bobaloo	Oct 11 2006, 06:19 PM Post #19
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 11 2006, 06:16 PM) or maybe Mulva? And I mean it. I really laughed out loud at that one. All I know is that those tits are real, and they're spectacular! -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

closeup	Oct 11 2006, 06:19 PM Post #20
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 4,813 Joined: 12-July 05 From: Portland, Maine Member No.: 9,341	QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 11 2006, 06:10 PM) fuck his millions. I want that hot high school girl the the DDs that he was dating. What was her name? I think it was like boobs or something It was something like Showshana or something. I can't remember who it was that she ended up marrying, but I DO remember thinking to myself, "It figures" For half his 250 million dollars. I'd have his kid.

Bobaloo	Oct 11 2006, 06:21 PM Post #21
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(closeup @ Oct 11 2006, 06:19 PM) It was something like Showshana or something. I can't remember who it was that she ended up marrying, but I DO remember thinking to myself, "It figures" For half his 250 million dollars. I'd have his kid. Bondi would have his kid too... as long as she's not older than 6 -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

bondiguy	Oct 12 2006, 04:04 AM Post #22
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	Comedy.... QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 11 2006, 06:16 PM) or maybe Mulva? wait, nooo.... Deloris!!!! and Bob -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Gnappster	Oct 12 2006, 12:31 PM Post #23
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 12 2006, 02:04 AM) Comedy.... wait, nooo.... Deloris!!!! I had to lookup the other names he thought up...Hest and Bovary -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

Bobaloo	Oct 12 2006, 01:44 PM Post #24
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 12 2006, 12:31 PM) I had to lookup the other names he thought up...Hest and Bovary I wonder if she was from Regina -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

bondiguy	Oct 13 2006, 03:23 AM Post #25
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 12 2006, 12:31 PM) I had to lookup the other names he thought up...Hest and Bovary Mulva was the best of them QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 12 2006, 01:44 PM) I wonder if she was from Regina Could be? In related news I saw a Simpsons ep the other day where Homer et al smuggle drugs from Canada to the States and Regina is mentioned -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Gnappster	Oct 13 2006, 12:07 PM Post #26
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 13 2006, 01:23 AM) In related news I saw a Simpsons ep the other day where Homer et al smuggle drugs from Canada to the States and Regina is mentioned and they even pronounced it right, which of course makes it funnier. in a sidenote, you think they got the australian accents wrong, these ones were pretty bad. -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Oct 13 2006, 05:50 PM Post #27
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 13 2006, 12:07 PM) and they even pronounced it right, which of course makes it funnier. in a sidenote, you think they got the australian accents wrong, these ones were pretty bad. Oh you think??? American actors can not nail the Australian Accent. It always comes out so fucking wrong. English actors can get it but never the Americans -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Bobaloo	Oct 13 2006, 06:00 PM Post #28
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 13 2006, 05:50 PM) Oh you think??? American actors can not nail the Australian Accent. It always comes out so fucking wrong. English actors can get it but never the Americans My fault. Sorry. gd'ay -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

Gnappster	Oct 13 2006, 06:03 PM Post #29
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 13 2006, 03:50 PM) Oh you think??? American actors can not nail the Australian Accent. It always comes out so fucking wrong. English actors can get it but never the Americans are australian and new zealand accents the same? they sound similar but different, like canada and the USA -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Oct 13 2006, 06:07 PM Post #30
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 13 2006, 06:03 PM) are australian and new zealand accents the same? they sound similar but different, like canada and the USA I guess they are simliar but like USA/Canada never all us the same! Kiwi's pronounce their vowels different to Aussies. e.g six sounds like sex fish and chips sounds like fush and chups -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

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