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Posted by: Gnappster Feb 9 2006, 04:27 PM

I always thought the same thing:

http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

Posted by: evade20 Feb 9 2006, 04:37 PM

That's funny... Her whole existence is so unreal.

Posted by: closeup Feb 9 2006, 07:17 PM

I've seen at least one deviation, when her boyfriend was coating her tonsils with his cum on her infamous video. Although if you photoshopped out his dick, it was still pretty close to that same look.

Posted by: Canadian_Hottie Feb 9 2006, 09:43 PM

That kicks ass!

I totally lovew her, I read her book and well. if you have a BILLION dollars, have the right family you too can be an heiress!!

IT'S CALLED REALITYSWEETHEART!

I still think she is the sexiest woman alive though

Posted by: girlie_girl Feb 9 2006, 09:57 PM

I have to disagree with ya on that one, I for one think she's average looking at best, and she's dumber than dog shit...so that doesn't help her much either.

Posted by: Canadian_Hottie Feb 9 2006, 10:00 PM

Nice!

She isn't that bright, publicized very well though.

Wouldn't mind if I could shoot a movie with her!

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 10 2006, 07:32 AM

Gnappy... I'd say get a job and a girl because u have 2 much time on your hands.... but you have both!

Look Paris isn't the hottest girl in town, although she is hella sexy. I would like to hear a guy who could realistically say he wouldn't fuck the living hell out of her if he had the chance.... I sure as hell would!

Also Closeup I may be wrong but in that video "One Night In Paris" I dont think her man actually cums in her mouth.... its more down her chest and there is one time he is going for gold and he cant even blow? He is fucking Paris Hilton for christ's sake! ummmm.... not that I have seen that filth

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 10 2006, 01:26 PM

I do 98% of my board whoring at work . I waste A LOT of time online at work, but I still get my shit done so no one's the wiser .

And I gotta rewatch the paris hilton video, to jog my memory on the discrepancies listed above.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 10 2006, 05:29 PM

please do and refer back to me ASAP! Make that your top priority!

"Gnappy whats happeneing? I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Saturday... and Sunday, to finish off those TPS reports"

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 10 2006, 05:40 PM

yeeaaaah, mmmkay?

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 10 2006, 05:41 PM

"have you seen my stapler?"

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 10 2006, 05:47 PM

Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 10 2006, 05:50 PM

I will burn this building down

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 10 2006, 05:54 PM

Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 10 2006, 06:01 PM

I had to google this one...

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh"

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 10 2006, 06:09 PM

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 10 2006, 06:11 PM

someone uses that or used to use that as their av.... thats how i thought of it! haha

Posted by: closeup Feb 10 2006, 06:12 PM

"Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 10 2006, 06:15 PM

ummm..... I think we have gone from the big screen to the small screen with that quote!

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 10 2006, 06:23 PM

but a good quote none the less

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 10 2006, 06:30 PM

"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

"errrgghghh than I said you want it? Come and get it cause I don't know where it is! You make me wanna pppuukkeee"

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 10 2006, 06:34 PM

"Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit.
they got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!?
get outta here ..."

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 10 2006, 06:38 PM

haha

"wow that's a side of dad I've never seen before"

"Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 10 2006, 06:46 PM

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 10 2006, 06:53 PM

looks like Paris's thread has died and gone to simpson heaven!!!

Posted by: closeup Feb 10 2006, 07:01 PM

Listen here. My name is Homer J. simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this out without alot of your beaucratic red tape and mumbo-jumbo.

Posted by: Pistone Feb 10 2006, 10:16 PM

No cable, No beer make Homer go crazy.
Now that I have the right topic.

Posted by: Pistone Feb 10 2006, 10:26 PM

I use to get so much shit for thinking Paris Hilton is hot along with Mellisa Auf der Maur. I wouldn't say shes the sexiest, I would have to give that to Jessica Alba.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 11 2006, 12:36 AM

allow me to correct you

Homer: No beer and no t.v make homer go something something
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do......bllahahaghhrghagah

Posted by: Pistone Feb 11 2006, 12:43 AM

That was what was written on the wall. When Marge found the type writter.

Posted by: Pistone Feb 11 2006, 12:52 AM

Your right I claim spousal insanity. chillie would be good tonight.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 11 2006, 12:58 AM

"urge to kill, RISING!"

Posted by: Pistone Feb 11 2006, 02:30 AM

Now lets bask in t.v.'s warming warming glow

Posted by: johnny wadd Feb 11 2006, 02:51 AM

PARIS HILTON,I'd Like to have angry sex with her and then Donkey Punch the slob! I would never become violent with a female but in her case I think I would because I don't like her and I'd bang her skinny ass. I would do filthy unspeakable things to her in case she was filming it,then if it ever got out everyone would crack up when she got Donkey Punched.

Posted by: diane26 Feb 11 2006, 03:15 AM

Man I cant Fathom the thing with Paris as far as looks I would never want to look like her I dont even think she has a cute face going for her, I never got it and wont I dont think she looks like a corpse to me. Bleck

Posted by: Pistone Feb 11 2006, 12:23 PM

It's just her long linky body that does it for me.

Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 11 2006, 02:43 PM

Paris Hilton reminds of Santa's Little Helper, malnourished ugly dog, but I'd still do her for the money.

Posted by: closeup Feb 11 2006, 11:05 PM

"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 13 2006, 01:28 AM

you warranted this

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 13 2006, 01:30 AM

Also.... I think many guys say they wouldn't "do" Paris because it is the cool thing to say.

However, if Paris were to approach you in a club and hit on you... would you honestly say you'd turn her down????

Her appeal lies not only in her looks but the fact she is a bad bad girl... a rich bad bad girl!

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 13 2006, 12:23 PM

bondi has donkey punched the correct!

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 15 2006, 04:12 AM

I do believe I have!

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 15 2006, 11:39 AM

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 16 2006, 12:54 AM

Thought you'd appreciate that one Gnappy!

Posted by: lipsalve Apr 25 2006, 01:06 PM

[maybe she should eat more

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 25 2006, 01:19 PM

How insightful!

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 25 2006, 01:47 PM

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 25 2006, 01:50 PM

Well, as long as we're digging up threads... if you read back we were talking about donkey punches...

you ever see teh instructional video about the donkey punch??? it's hilarious. Billy is trying to get his GF to sleep with him and he evenutally hits her with a brick. really funny video. and some great tips too.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 25 2006, 01:56 PM

I'll have to look that one up. I'm always looking for ways to be more romantic!

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 25 2006, 02:00 PM

I have it on my old computer. I'll see if I can dig it up sometime. I found it on a P2P and searched for donkey punch. It was pretty much the only thing available. Funny as hell, though.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 25 2006, 03:05 PM

LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_pTEBwD-4s

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 25 2006, 03:07 PM

That's totally it. Well done!!! You've just earned yourself a

Posted by: thenewguy Apr 25 2006, 03:11 PM

I agree. I think she's pretty hot, but I appreciate all forms of women. To talk shit about her because she is skinny is the same as talking shit about a girl because she is a little heavy. Same prejudice.

So, yeah, id bang paris... but id definatley wrap it first, lol.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 25 2006, 03:45 PM

I can honestly say if I were a dude I would not bang Paris Hilton, I don't see what is hot about her at all.

When they did the simple life I think Nicole Ritchie was hot, she is a bit thin now but still has a pretty face, but Paris, I don't even think she has a pretty face.

JUst my taste.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 25 2006, 03:52 PM

If I were a chick, I would not bang any guys. In fact i think I'd be a lesbian.

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 25 2006, 03:53 PM

I think people think she's hot because, well, she's such a slut. that and from the looks of that video she gives some monster fucking head. throw that in with the money, and you have a pretty hot broad.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 25 2006, 03:59 PM

I could see money I mean shit woman fuck ugly dudes for money, but if we are talking ONLY LOOKS, She is off the list.

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 25 2006, 04:03 PM

yeah, i see what you're saying. But if I'm standing there and I look down and all I see is the top of some skinny rich broad's head as the head of my cock is tickling her larynx and her lips are pressed up against my pelvis, I'm gonna say that at that moment, at that angle, she's pretty hot.

And hell, if I'm really lucky, maybe she'll leave a few hundred bucks on the table on her way out.

But hey, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

Posted by: Lynette Apr 25 2006, 10:25 PM

I'm sorry, but I've never been able to appreciate what anyone sees in her. She's way to skinny, got NO boobs, no ass, and does NOT have a natually pretty face either. She has been coached well on how to model and mug a camera, but I don't see how anyone can see her as a sex object. She just doesn't have the equipment for it. (The same goes for her sister too!)

*KISS*

Posted by: UncleBuck Apr 25 2006, 11:26 PM

what she said ...I think she is a trampy whore and if she didnt have a rich family she would be nothing

Posted by: ndboxer Apr 26 2006, 12:24 PM

Whore or not I could let her be my sugar mommy.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 26 2006, 12:50 PM

Well it's not that she's overly attractive or anything, bet she has fame and money so her desireability goes up.

Mick jagger is an ugly mofo but hes probably, no....for certain, gotten more tail than anyone on this board. Why? Status.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 26 2006, 01:17 PM

That is why I say looks alone, take away the status, Paris I think has the body of a 12 year old I could not even look at her as hot, I also am VERY PICKY when pointing out woman I find hot.


M ick Jagger it would have to take a lot of money for me to fuck him and it would have to be dark.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 26 2006, 01:26 PM

Well, yeah. I don't think she's that hot either.

So (in detail) point out some women you find hot. I'm curious and it will probably give me a hard on

Posted by: closeup Apr 26 2006, 01:51 PM

Any guy that says he would pass on a blowjob by Paris Hilton is either a liar or gay or both. She not the hottest actress/model/bimbo on TV, but she's certainly got everything it takes to have a good time.

Posted by: foghorn Apr 26 2006, 05:47 PM

the only thing attractive about paris hilton is her family's money. that's it. end of story.

Posted by: natalie Apr 26 2006, 05:50 PM

Paris is definitely not on my list of hot women. Spoiled people and those with a cocky attitude turn me off completely. Like Colin Farell, can't stand him. Something about his demeanor and for the longest time Justin Timberlake turned me off. Number one guy that turns me off is USHER!

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 26 2006, 05:53 PM

wow, you'd love me then, I'm not spoiled at all and am completely broke!

Posted by: diane26 Apr 26 2006, 08:35 PM

Off the top of my head since I got to run,

Eva Longoria sp?

Angelina Jolie,
Eva Mendes
and there are more I would have to think about it,

J lo if talking Only looks.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 26 2006, 08:36 PM

I aint a dude but I wouldn't let her lick my pussy if she were a lesbian.

Posted by: Pinkcheeks214 Apr 26 2006, 09:07 PM

I read Paris' book too and it was actually pretty interesting. But I agree she's not too bright. Her sex was so sloppy in her sex tape. What song is playing in the slideshow linked in the first post of this thread?

Posted by: Pinkcheeks214 Apr 26 2006, 09:13 PM

Paris kissing Carmen Electra & her sidekick photos
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Posted by: UncleBuck Apr 26 2006, 09:23 PM

Paris has nothing on the girls here....take away the spoiled little brat's money and her last name she would not be anything special at all..she and her show a simple life is a terrible depiction of life in america..how can anyone be sooo naive and stupid...I know it is just a show but come on it is just plain retarded..
I will say it again I do not think she has anything on most of the girls here,put them all in a club together without the money and name she would not stand out at all

Posted by: foghorn Apr 26 2006, 11:36 PM

I am neither a liar nor gay and i'd let her suck you dick but not mine. she is not attractive to me at all and the celeb appeal is negative for her. what you find attractive in not what everyone else finds attractive.

Posted by: natalie Apr 27 2006, 03:48 PM

I think Eva Mendes looks too manish

Anjelina Jolie
Catherine Zeta Jones
Selma Hyek
Reese Witherspoon
Kiera Knightley

Almost forgot Halle Berry

Posted by: diane26 Apr 27 2006, 03:54 PM

See way to many to list yes the ones you mentioned as well Kiera I liked in Pirates of the carabian she was gorgeous but selma and all them for sure as well.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 28 2006, 11:33 AM

More adds, Christina Millian and the first girl I ever was like WOW she is HOT was


Vanessa Marcil

Posted by: thenewguy Apr 28 2006, 11:49 AM

Once again, I think people hate on her becaue of what she has, and not what she doesn't have. I'm not going to piss and moan because she was born into a rich family... i think she's pretty hott, not gorgeous, but definatley bangable.

Im sure every dude here has banged less attractive.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 28 2006, 11:53 AM

I don't hate her

I just have very high standards for what I consider hot sexy woman, IMO, she may be sexy for a lot of people but for my standards I wouldn't look twice at her, I am not a lesbian so it isn't about wanting her but when I look for what I find hot I think if I could change my looks would I rather stay the same or look like them, and Paris no way would I give up my goods to look like her, now these other woman I posted, I would LOVE to look like I think they are super hot.

It's different tastes not everyone is gonna find the same woman hot, I think Angelina Jolie is super hot yet my husband allthough says she is hot cant get past her lips he says her lips are to ugly it makes the rest of her gross to look it. I think he is crazy but whatever.

Sorry newguy she aint bangable IMO

Posted by: thenewguy Apr 28 2006, 12:01 PM

Well

#1: I said "hating on her". Kinda slang for giving her some grief, I don't hink you "hate" her, hell you don't know her (do you?).

#2: Girls are mean and catty for the most part. Thus Im SURE it isn't just her "looks" that make you think she is unbangable. Probably her attitude, wealth, and overall worthlessness attribute to your thoughts on her.

Me, I look at her and see a body to be ravaged. I might hang around after to try and score a new car... but I wouldn't be taking her home to meet mom if ya know what I mean!

I do agree that some of the other ladies mentioned are much hotter than she is. Namely, I'm infuated with Keria Knightly, and I got the hots for Kate Beckinsale. Scarlett Johanson is sexy too.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 28 2006, 12:12 PM

I missed the ON part so that I am sorry I thought you said hate her,

Second the fact that girls are and can be catty make it hard for those of us being completely honest. Why is it so hard for someone to grasp just cause they find someone hot not everyone is gonna agree???

I am not a catty girl I give credit where I feel it is due and I speak my mind good or bad, in face on this board alone there are some fakes I would love to call out but I don't cause it will be automatically ASSumed I am being catty or jealous when truth is I don't like fake people. Be real and honest to who you are,


last as far as this "Thus Im SURE it isn't just her "looks" that make you think she is unbangable." your wrong, I am talking about soley on her looks, a lot of the ladies mentioned are very wealthy as well, and some aren't the nicest people, or have the best reputations, but soley judging on looks alone, I don't find anything attractive about paris.

there is not one part of my body I would like to trade for hers. Wether you agree or not or anyone else thinks I would look better with her legs or what have you is not on me I can only speak for myself and my honest opinion of her LOOKS and only her LOOKS.

That is all.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 28 2006, 12:45 PM

I want to clarify something, I should say Paris wouldn't be bangable by MY standards, everyone is bangable by someone's standards and also to show it is not just her personality and wealth another rich famous person that many people find sexy and hot that DOESN"T have the same reputation as paris that I wouldnt find bangable by my standards is Cameron Diaz.

I don't see the facination people have with her, I don't think she is groteque or ugly, I just don't think she is close to hot in my opinion.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 28 2006, 12:53 PM

you opened a can of worms on that one. beer goggles have great power!

Posted by: natalie Apr 28 2006, 03:22 PM

I feel the same way about Cindy Crawford. What's so hot about a woman that is boderline looking like a man?

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 28 2006, 03:58 PM

so THAT'S why bobaloo loves her

Posted by: diane26 Apr 28 2006, 04:07 PM

Oh stop being catty

I feel the same way about brooke shields but she isn't really out there Hot like cindy, Cameron I don't get it I dunno. Whatever I am just happy I don't look like them.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 28 2006, 04:08 PM

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 28 2006, 04:17 PM

No. that's why Richard Gere loved her.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 28 2006, 04:25 PM

Now HE'S hot!

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 28 2006, 05:32 PM

Must be friction.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 28 2006, 05:46 PM

BAM!
(hey it deserves it)

Posted by: belicked6924 May 2 2006, 10:09 PM

So I think the real question that needs to be answered here is what would one be willing to do for say $10 million U.S.?



I would be willing to do Paris for that payment, she could even leave the lights on for that much

Posted by: Gnappster May 3 2006, 12:01 PM

I'd do Paris's dad for that much.

Posted by: ndboxer May 3 2006, 12:07 PM

Who wouldn't any one do for that amount??

Posted by: Gnappster May 3 2006, 12:25 PM

Magic Johnson?

Posted by: bondiguy May 5 2006, 01:36 AM

and bobaloo for that matter

Posted by: numba1fan May 5 2006, 02:20 AM

Posted by: Bobaloo May 5 2006, 10:35 AM

That's not entirely true. I know lots of people who would love to bang me if I gave them $10 million

Posted by: ndboxer May 5 2006, 11:53 AM

Isn't that your normal pickup line?

Posted by: Bobaloo May 5 2006, 12:22 PM

Yeah, but for some reason it still doesn't work

Posted by: bondiguy May 5 2006, 08:43 PM

Evade is saving up his pennies

Posted by: belicked6924 May 5 2006, 11:50 PM

Relatives don't count.

Posted by: Bobaloo May 6 2006, 09:36 AM

Bullshit! They can count to $10 million

Posted by: ndboxer May 6 2006, 10:50 AM

Just in case they need to use there fingers

Posted by: natalie May 6 2006, 01:45 PM

Yeah well even they wouldn't do him..........at least not his sister.

Posted by: UncleBuck May 6 2006, 02:23 PM

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Poor old bobaloo... he probably has feelings too,and I heard his sister is Hot

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Posted by: bondiguy Nov 16 2006, 01:58 AM

I think this fits in this thread....

Has anyone heard of the rumours Kevin Federline is shopping around to bidders a sex tape with Britney taken on their honeymoon?

He is threatening to release it if Brit doesn't give him some money because she has a pretty solid pre-nup!

For obvious reasons, I hope she doesn't give him a cent

Posted by: evade20 Nov 16 2006, 06:52 AM

You mean Fed Ex? From the http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fed+Ex&defid=2082244

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 16 2006, 11:19 AM

yeah I think the dude is a complete waste of skin, a deadbeat, a gold digger, and a no talent wannabe rapper.

that being said, I can't wait to see ol Brit getting railed.
Think she does anal?

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 16 2006, 12:12 PM

She only did anal when she was still pretending to be a virgin

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 16 2006, 04:49 PM

nah thats why hes dumping the bitch !!!!!!

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 16 2006, 05:09 PM

that was naraz's story as well

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 17 2006, 12:15 AM

Here's hoping



bwahahaha

Posted by: UncleBuck Nov 17 2006, 03:57 PM

Brit has got to be one dumb ass stupid bitch to have married him...he had gold digger tatooed across his forehead.... she can't be the sharpest tool in the draw I am sure she makes Mickey Mouse proud

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 17 2006, 05:09 PM

I don't think anyone is disputing that charge

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 17 2006, 08:06 PM

Yeah.... but she used to be kinda sexy and I sure as hell want to see that video

Posted by: paybarraman Nov 19 2006, 11:54 PM

fuck yeah.....i want to judge her cock sucking skills

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 20 2006, 12:33 AM

Being white trash I am sure they are adequate

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 20 2006, 12:10 PM

looking for pointers I assume

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 21 2006, 12:44 AM

an old dog CAN learn new tricks

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 1 2006, 02:51 PM

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heres one of brit from the web ..

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 1 2006, 03:23 PM

where's the 8megapixel version of that!

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 1 2006, 03:31 PM

that brit pic got me thinking of the prego brit sculpture that was posted here some time ago.
anyway I remember at the time, there was only a couple views available and I always wondered where the ass end pics were.



well wonder no more!
although, these would have been sexier if the baby wasn't popping out.

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 1 2006, 04:49 PM

You have sunk to a truly new disturbing low

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 1 2006, 06:05 PM

he just ruined my thoughts of having my wife prgnant again , Thanks

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 1 2006, 06:09 PM

now he's telling us he ws marries to britney spears

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 1 2006, 06:11 PM

3d is Kevin Feddderline?

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 1 2006, 06:12 PM

I Am SHIT better RUn and look in the MIrror ...





NOPe Still just me

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 1 2006, 06:15 PM

punctuation much?

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 1 2006, 06:17 PM

No need ,

Posted by: jessie Dec 18 2006, 02:00 PM

Does anyone have a picture of Linsey without her panties??????

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 18 2006, 04:41 PM

If they do they should post it here!!!

By the way, Jessie.... How are you girl? Long time.... etc

Posted by: HardDick69 Dec 18 2006, 04:55 PM

I saw the real Lindsay Lohan vaggie pic, and let me tell you it looked like it had been hit by a Mac truck about 300 times. The ugliest pussy I've ever seen in my entire life.

Posted by: evade20 Dec 18 2006, 06:05 PM

You mean like this?



Damn, HD69, If you thing Lindsay's vagina looks that bad then i want to be that Mac Truck! 'Cause she looks just fine to me.

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 19 2006, 12:58 AM

Agreed..... and whilst on the subject, what are these Celebs thinking when the leave home? They know they are constantly hounded by the papparazzi, and wearing mini skirts with no underwear, getting drunk and then getting out of cars is going to spell trouble!

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 19 2006, 02:31 PM

well its simple if we new the money they get for things like this and the added contracts they pick up it would reallly surprise us all ...

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 19 2006, 04:26 PM

would rather see a jessie pic with no panties.



one word...attention whores...OK two words.

Posted by: LadyJ Dec 19 2006, 11:18 PM

True story: I heard that all the "it" girls in Hollywood have a secret, members-only "Rate my Vagina" website...which explains the large amount of celebs-with-no-undies-and-short-skirt pictures floating around out there

;-)

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 19 2006, 11:40 PM

I see moving has helped your counting!




No link???

Posted by: LadyJ Dec 20 2006, 12:25 AM

Bondiguy: Ooooh..Paris would KILL me if I posted a link to their super-secret site...and an angry Paris is an ugly thing

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 20 2006, 12:29 AM

Well you can always remain anonymous!

Posted by: LadyJ Dec 20 2006, 12:43 AM

Dang..for some reason I can't get the "quote" feature to work..

Anyway: Anonymity or not, I'll never tell Celebrity vaginas are so yesterday anyway, hah.

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 20 2006, 12:49 AM

This place is screwing up today anyway........


and sooo yesterday? I'll be the judge of that!

Posted by: LadyJ Dec 20 2006, 01:00 AM

Hah! I figured it out!

Re: Celeb vaginas being yesterday...trust me, I'm hip, cool and happenin'..I know these things

I must say I am disappointed in Lindsay's beaver, though - as a natural redhead, I expected more.

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 20 2006, 01:09 AM

Well i am not fussy who's body they are a part of, as long as it is a good looking vagina!

I was disappointed also.... She showed so much promise in Mean girls....

On Lindsay news, I hear she is shooting a film where she will be palying a stripper....

Posted by: LadyJ Dec 20 2006, 01:14 AM

A stripper eh? No one could be better than Demi Moore in Striptease!

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 20 2006, 01:19 AM

Oh yeah.... what a great movie!!!

Posted by: LadyJ Dec 20 2006, 01:22 AM

It was on TV the other night! Demi...I've loved her since St Elmos Fire...back when she had real boobs, I might add. I think it's her voice - sexy!

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 20 2006, 01:24 AM

I think it was her rocking body!

Posted by: LadyJ Dec 20 2006, 01:28 AM

Maybe that too!

[must take my leave now...thanks for the chat!]

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 20 2006, 12:01 PM

And you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot!



Well I'm a retro kinda guy.

Posted by: LadyJ Dec 20 2006, 02:16 PM

OK, OK...you guys wore me down with your persistence!

Go to www.celebritybeefcurtains.com



(edited to fix spelling error)

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 20 2006, 02:47 PM

hrmmm...site must be down for maintenance

Posted by: LadyJ Dec 20 2006, 03:19 PM

Yes...that, or I made it up....

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 20 2006, 03:23 PM

the only person who would do a thing like that would be a girl who would post a pic of her tits http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Gnappster-t135-s1290.html

Posted by: LadyJ Dec 20 2006, 03:57 PM

Colour me guilty!

Really, it was just an excuse to use the the term "beef curtains."

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 20 2006, 04:08 PM

I can't chide you for that. If you have the opportunity to use beef curtains or meat flaps you've got to take it! I was impressed

Posted by: LadyJ Dec 20 2006, 04:14 PM

Meat flaps! Yesss, haha. I once got a note from a secret admirer that said, simply, "I love your meat flaps."

It was so romantic.

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 20 2006, 04:28 PM

He really knew how to wow a girl.





So, are they pretty nice?

Posted by: LadyJ Dec 20 2006, 04:32 PM

Yes, he really knew how to sweep me off my feet (actually, it did; I'm a sucker for a sarcastic sense of humour).

My beef curtains are decent, I think. I've never had any serious complaints!

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 20 2006, 04:41 PM

PICS?!

Posted by: LadyJ Dec 20 2006, 04:48 PM

It's only a matter of time before I point the camera below the belt..all in due time, all in due time

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 20 2006, 04:51 PM

that's cool.

I'll be waiting with my pants around my ankles when you do!

Posted by: LadyJ Dec 20 2006, 04:54 PM

Fab mental image, that

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 20 2006, 04:56 PM

you're not the first girl I've disgusted with my pants down and you surely won't be the last.

Posted by: LadyJ Dec 20 2006, 04:59 PM

Did I say I was disgusted? The pants-down-flasher look is HAWT! Hahaha.

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 20 2006, 05:15 PM

Then call me Brad Pitt!

Posted by: LadyJ Dec 20 2006, 05:22 PM

Brad Pitt has nuthin on you! (Except maybe Angelina...)

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 20 2006, 05:24 PM

I wish he had Angelina on me.

Posted by: LadyJ Dec 20 2006, 05:33 PM

My sister met Angelina once (she came into the restaurant my sis manages)...my sis says she is even more gorgerous in person.

I wonder if Brad and Angie sit there in bed together, thinking "God, we're the two most beautiful people in the face of the earth! Millions would kill to witness us have sex! Let's fuck and make the most beautiful babies imaginable!"

I wonder if they think that?

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 20 2006, 05:53 PM

It's probably more like:
Angelina(thinking): I hope the garlic in the caesar salad doesn't knock him out.

Brad(thinking): I hope I last longer than a minute this time.

Posted by: LadyJ Dec 20 2006, 06:01 PM

Hah! Don't hate them because they're beautiful...

FYI: I now have to go hunt down some ceasar salad to eat. Yum.

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 21 2006, 01:15 AM

Oh, I can barely see that nail in your forehead either

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 21 2006, 12:56 PM

It comes out next week.

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 21 2006, 10:30 PM

What a golden moment in Hollywood cinema history

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 28 2006, 10:29 PM

Hey guys,

So I jump offline yesterday and head down to the beach for a leisurely paddle and fuck me, i thought I was dreaming. There is Paris Hilton in short shorts and a bikini top wandering the beach promenade. Then, just for attention she gets under one of those public showers and there is a mass crowd gathering. Let me tell you, the girl is fucking hot! You know sometimes celebrities don't look so great in person, well she does. I know she is slutty, a tramp etc but I'd hit it in a split second.

Only problem for the afternoon was I had no camera!!! I don't usually take my phone or camera to the beach when i go for a surf.... sucks to be me!

check out the http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20983433-5001021,00.html

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 28 2006, 10:47 PM

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 29 2006, 09:46 AM

way to surf the news there Bro .... I think her friend in orange is way hotter , paris looks anerexic ...

Posted by: evade20 Dec 29 2006, 11:33 AM

I was about to say, " Yah, yah, yah, Take it to sex stories." But then Bondi posts a link! Damn...



You can have Paris, Bondi...I'll take the babe in the orange top!

Posted by: josh22 Dec 29 2006, 11:36 AM

aint that the truth....good eye

Posted by: hott1976 Dec 29 2006, 11:43 AM

She's simply a fool! Sorry bondi the chick in the orange is way hotter. That dumb dunce Paris is as smart as a door-knob. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: evade20 Dec 29 2006, 11:45 AM

You're giving her too much credit!

Posted by: hott1976 Dec 29 2006, 11:50 AM

hey evade....what do you do that you have so much time to be on here... i tried to find your 411 in case i might have missed it. ??

Posted by: UncleBuck Dec 29 2006, 03:22 PM

I heard 10 to 12 in a State pen

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 29 2006, 05:45 PM

Like i said, I dont take my camera to the beach... that is for tourists!



The girl in Orange is hot no doubt but if she wasn't with Paris she would not have warranted a second glance. Come to Bondi one day and you'll see women of that ilk everywhere!



I never said she was smart, just as hot as I'd imagine her from the magazines etc.

I actually do not think she is too dumb, just plays the part which makes her money. A wealthy businessman has flown her out here on an all expenses paid trip to figurehead his search for another blonde beach girl to be the face of his new beer! On top of that she gets paid to attend parties such as Sydney on NYE, which is arguably one of the best NYE parties on the globe!



BAM!!!

Posted by: hott1976 Dec 29 2006, 05:47 PM

no she's an idiot. PERIOD!

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 29 2006, 06:02 PM

I'd still hit it

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 30 2006, 10:56 AM

NO No No thats just wrong ,

Posted by: evade20 Dec 30 2006, 12:51 PM

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 3 2007, 12:12 AM

Paris Hilton films an episode of The Simple Life in hicktown USA. She stumbles across 3d and his wife and prompts him for sex, wis wife gives him his blessing and he says No Thanks? I think not

Posted by: ddd35 Jan 3 2007, 03:06 PM

okay you may be right , however Im not much into falt chested women and her pic on the beach there is sidney pretty much says it all ...

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 4 2007, 12:47 AM

I would hardly say she is flat chested but I'd rather fuck a slim, petite girl with B cups than a fat woman with DD's

Posted by: evade20 Jan 4 2007, 08:26 AM

Posted by: ddd35 Jan 4 2007, 04:41 PM

i prefer a size 5 with DD's myself .. but whos counting ?

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 5 2007, 12:13 AM

Well you prefer the women you DREAM about or those with fake boobs because a combination of naturally thin women with big, natural breasts is a rare one

Posted by: ddd35 Jan 5 2007, 11:15 AM

you need to move out of the sun and to the midwest weres its gods country , my friend , lots of size 5 with DD around here and even more D cups with smaller waist lines its just the corn fed effect of country girls ....

Posted by: ddd35 Jan 5 2007, 11:23 AM

Bondi paris compared to the girl in orange is flat chested , there is noe aurgument here ..the proof is in the pic .... LOL

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 5 2007, 05:06 PM

Compared or not, she is not flat chested... would you call Hott flat chested? They look to have a similar size?

Posted by: ddd35 Jan 5 2007, 06:26 PM

I think Hott has more and besides she has class ..

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 5 2007, 10:39 PM

I was never debating class... one feels one was upstaged!

Posted by: hott1976 Jan 5 2007, 11:16 PM

class?
come on peeps.
i am silly and wild and crazy.

Posted by: ddd35 Jan 6 2007, 10:25 AM

I would hope that also includes Horny !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: ddd35 Jan 6 2007, 10:28 AM

okay your right she has small but very nice breasts as well .. and by her own accord no class , but that in know way means Paris has either nice breasts or class .. shes just a dumb blond that needed a job and blew some guy to get it !!! her arms make her look anerexic man , shes just to damn skinny .. LOL

Posted by: natalie Jan 6 2007, 02:58 PM

I disagree. I know at least two girls, one being my hairdresser, that are very slim and have totally natural dd's. And my hairdresser has amazing curve even though very slim and petit. The other has no other curve than her huge breasts.

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 7 2007, 11:26 PM

You think she is skinny, I think she is hot. I dont like body fat, hence why I think hott is well, hott.

It is just as well we don't like the same type of woman, because with me as your competition, you'd never get laid

Posted by: ddd35 Jan 8 2007, 04:59 PM

its just a matter of preference my friend .. I like a little meat , I like c, d, dd boobs more so then A, B ..

as to the other comment I wont even watste a simpson quote on that ..

Posted by: ddd35 Jan 8 2007, 05:00 PM

I guess I dont understand what your disagreeing with , that comment makes me think your agreeing ...

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 8 2007, 10:47 PM

exactly, different folkes for different folk... i just dont like when petite girls get branded with the flat chested tag

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 9 2007, 03:17 PM

The one pic of paris where she is smiling and looking right at the camera instead of doing that bastardized 3/4 shot "serious" face, she actually looks good.

Posted by: closeup Jan 9 2007, 03:28 PM

I like the picture of her sitting on her pile of cash. Wait a minute, that's only in my head.

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 10 2007, 02:36 AM

and how!!!



Sleeping with Ranier Wolfcastle?

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 10 2007, 12:22 PM

haha spotted

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 11 2007, 12:22 AM

I went off posting obscure shit when u guys were off because no one knew WTF I was talking about

Posted by: ddd35 Jan 11 2007, 10:20 AM

A yeah

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 8 2007, 05:07 PM

wow, I just heard Anna Nicole Smith died.
Tragic but not really too surprising.

Posted by: closeup Feb 8 2007, 05:09 PM

I'm surprised! How'd it happen?

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 8 2007, 05:13 PM

you are? she was a bit of a train wreck to begin with.
I wonder how she was keeping so thin? *snort snort sniff snif*
She collapsed in her hotel room, was taken to hospital but couldn't be revived.

Posted by: closeup Feb 8 2007, 05:17 PM

She was pretty young. Yeah, I guess you could say she didn't have a very healthy livestyle. She fronted for Trim-Spa, maybe that's what caused it. I'm betting suicide.

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 8 2007, 05:36 PM

She was 39.
She had a class action lawsuit against Trim-Spa.....you mean that stuff doesn't really work?!?! shocking

Posted by: closeup Feb 8 2007, 05:51 PM

The class action was against her & Trim-Spa from people who grew extra toes and fingers. Still, it's kinda sad to see someone go who was really had her best years ahead.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 8 2007, 11:53 PM

Probably an ideal post for a "Fucked Up News" thread... I'll start one here



Trim Spa???

She suicided no doubt, but I give it hours until the jokes and the conspiracy theories hit the internet.

I had a mate that fucked her once, but now he says she was a dead root

Posted by: closeup Feb 9 2007, 12:38 AM

Yeah, it won't be long before the jokes start. And the lawsuits. After she lost most of her inheritance to the son of the billionaire she married, the son died. He ended up spending the last couple of months of his life trying to get the money back, then dropped dead as soon as he won. Sometimes having millions is more of a curse then a blessing. I was just reading about Don Simpson in Rolling Stone, he's the guy that produced "Top Gun" and a bunch of other hit movies. They found him on his toilet, in his mansion, dead of an overdose. The article said he used to bring out coke on a platter and cut it with a machete. It's an interesting article on how this guy just spiraled out of control after having so much success.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 9 2007, 12:52 AM

When u have that sorta money normal enjoyment is hard to obtain and more often than not these people turn to drugs for a release or for a source of enjoyment and it gets outta control.

I often joke on here about drugs but they can really fuck you up if you cant keep a lid on your usage

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 9 2007, 02:01 AM

turning things back to ol Paris. I was watching a video from that parisxposed site and in it they are all doing enourmous amounts of coke. well, at least enourmous amounts of coke were present. this dude is doing rails off his own chest and then vacuums up all that's left. how much money could you have where you could just do that and not care. surprising more of them don't drop more often.

what ever happened to drinking a few beer, smoking a joint and calling it a night?

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 9 2007, 02:58 AM

dammit I thought that was a pretty funny line, but its gone largely unnoticed



Paris exposed you say? Link?

Yeah I know what u mean, coke isn't cheap. I have done it once or twice in my younger and dumber days and it cost me a packet. It is a fucked drug, all man made ones are and it's addictive as all hell. Meanwhile have u seen what these people look like if they survive to 50? I watched a sex pistols doco a few years back and Johnny Rotten was interviewed throughout the doco. He sat in a darkened room, like the way they try and hide the identity of witnesses on current affair programs. It wasn't till I read a month or two later that I realised the reason that was done was not for effect, but that Johnny is now so hideously ugly due to years of drug abuse, showing his face would have lost the allure of punk rock to the youth!

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 9 2007, 12:24 PM

yeah I think it's parisxposed.com or parisexposed.com .
this guy somehow got a hold of all this stuff from a storage centre, and then he discovered that a bunch of it was paris hilton's. weird shit like perscrition and health record as well as photos and videos. he sold it and then THAT person started the website. Paris is trying to have it shut down I think. It costs $40 a month to see the stuff which is slowly released over time. I would NEVER pay that, dunno who would. But if you look, you can find some of the videos and pics online. I watched the one 20 min video. It was essentially boring, Paris shows her tits on a boat, but who HASN'T seen them. I think there is one showing Nicole Richie licking coke off a plate. If you can't find em I'll hook ya up.

I've never tried coke. It was just rarely around for me to try so I didn't bother.
All I've done is alcohol and pot...that's it. If I could go back I would probably do a lot more hallucinagens but nothing harder.

Posted by: closeup Feb 9 2007, 12:48 PM

I saw that Parisexposed website for the first time yesterday. There were 9 videos about 10 minutes each. I watch a couple and they were alright. They had pictures of her driver's license and a bunch of other pictures. Everything I saw was free, I wouldn't pay $40.00 ($39.95, maybe) to have Paris Hilton personally come to my house and blow me, much less see her do it online.

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 9 2007, 12:54 PM

But evade says you paid him $45

Posted by: closeup Feb 9 2007, 01:11 PM

Yeah, I did. But that was for him to paint my house. I'd've paid Paris the same amount, so he was pretty happy to get the job.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 9 2007, 05:45 PM

Yeah everyone has seen em but I wouldn't mind seeing em again!

Hell there is something I'd like to see... hook a brother up

I have done more shit than I care to remember



damn I'd consider that $40 well spent!



Hey-Oh!!!!

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 9 2007, 05:54 PM

he probably would have painted your house for a couple of blintz's as well.


you're gonna make me work at 4pm on a friday?
oh well, I wasn't working to begin with : lol:

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 9 2007, 06:03 PM

Well there is a first for everything

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 9 2007, 06:06 PM

http://www.wwtdd.com/index.phtml?t=PARIS+HILTON&start=6
this site has a bunch of stuff
plus it has about the coolest website name.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 9 2007, 06:13 PM

I have heard of this website purely because of my unhealthy love for the movie Fight Club, but never checked it out... thanks

Posted by: closeup Feb 9 2007, 06:27 PM

I don't know how to link it to here, but try erotic8.com. Plenty of Paris there.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 9 2007, 06:29 PM

Thank you sir

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 9 2007, 06:31 PM

The bitch knows how to hit that pipe and snort a line!

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 9 2007, 06:35 PM

I know she is trash but is she really any different to millions of other women in the world?

I mean those photos just give an insight into the fact that apart from the squillions of dollars and copious amounts of drugs she is a pretty normal person. She is a loose party girl and I know a bunch of women who are/were like that at one stage in their lives. I find ii fascinating.

oh and p.s it is truly disutrbing but how loose is that guys scrotum? Fuck me they are knocking his ankles

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 9 2007, 06:36 PM

and she apparently has herpes.
maybe she can be in one of those Valtex commercials

and that pic was sick!

Posted by: hott1976 Feb 9 2007, 06:41 PM

I love fight club...after the 3rd time i finally could get into it.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 9 2007, 06:48 PM

She does?

better wear 2 condoms



yeah it is a fucking ace movie. I have watched it countless times and I think I was picking up new pieces of information even after the 5th and 6th viewing. A truly incredible movie

I am jack's nipple

Posted by: evade20 Feb 12 2007, 05:39 PM

These two vids are for Bondi and anyone else that idolizes Paris Hilton.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/401649/paris_hilton/

I think she an airhead myself.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/386045/paris_hilton_runs_out_of_gas/

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 12 2007, 06:01 PM

I dunno if idolize is the correct word, but I'd bust a nut on her face.

That second video is classic! too funny

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 12 2007, 06:06 PM

saw this while I was there too,
I love these things!
not really paris hilton but I don't care:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/425620/photoshop_evolution/

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 12 2007, 11:14 PM

I dont idolise her either, I just wanna fuck the life out of her!I have seen the pics of Madonna etc before but the speed in which that photoshopping was done was amazing! I don't even know how to do that shit!

Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 14 2007, 03:44 AM

Oh good Lord, I just wasted, what...4 minutes of my life watching Paris. I'll never be able to get those 4 minutes back.

Posted by: evade20 Feb 14 2007, 04:45 AM

Sorry, Tippy.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 14 2007, 11:31 PM

One man's watse is another's treasure.... or something like that!

I am surprised you watched something EVADE posted???

Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 14 2007, 11:47 PM

He forced me to. Threatened to post more if I didn't watch that one. So, I took one for RMM.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 14 2007, 11:48 PM

what a teamster!

Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 15 2007, 01:03 AM

Yeah, it was ucking arduous, but for you guys, I'd do it again.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 15 2007, 01:05 AM

cross thread humour!!!! I fucking love it

Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 15 2007, 01:10 AM

Congrats, your "f" key works again.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 15 2007, 01:26 AM

yeah my jizz mopper Tibor cleaned my keyboard for me

Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 15 2007, 01:29 AM

Can I get his ( ) services here? I have a few keys that are stuck.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 15 2007, 01:33 AM

Probably... he works all day for a penny a day

Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 15 2007, 01:36 AM

Does he do windows too? And I don't mean Microsoft.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 15 2007, 01:40 AM

Damn, there goes that joke...

oh and I don't know.... I made him up

Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 15 2007, 01:48 AM

No way!! You MADE him up???

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 15 2007, 02:32 AM

shocking no?

Well what's more shocking is that it was a Simpsons reference

Posted by: Puppet Feb 15 2007, 02:45 PM

unspotted!

Posted by: evade20 Feb 15 2007, 06:29 PM

Don't let her kid you, she 'ucking loved it!

Posted by: Puppet Feb 15 2007, 06:54 PM

that was a given

Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 15 2007, 09:12 PM

Doh. I don't deserve to be here.

Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 15 2007, 09:14 PM

Yeah, I loved the coersing, who wouldn't?

Posted by: evade20 Feb 15 2007, 09:33 PM

I'm just going to grab those hot hips of yours amd 'ave at it.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 15 2007, 11:20 PM

The only people who can't spot Simpsons and still be here is every member with breasts... and Puppet (he tries!)

Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 16 2007, 02:24 AM

Whew...I'm safe!!

Posted by: ddd35 Feb 24 2007, 09:20 AM

you sure have the breasts part covered well !!!

Posted by: closeup Jun 12 2007, 10:01 PM

She's pretty hot but she's got a fire crotch. Ouch!

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 13 2007, 12:15 AM

WAS pretty hot you mean.


ah, who am I kidding, I'd still hit it.

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 13 2007, 01:01 AM

As would I... guaranteed high afterwards and a good chance of a lesbian encounter if you believe what her ex bodyguard says

Posted by: ddd35 Jun 13 2007, 08:06 AM

yeah but it might be worth getting burnt

Posted by: Rotgut Jun 13 2007, 08:07 AM

I wouldn't touch her even if my entire body was wrapped in a condom.

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 14 2007, 12:43 AM

and when was the last time you had sex........








with a girl?

Posted by: ddd35 Jun 14 2007, 08:43 AM

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 14 2007, 06:09 PM

BAM!

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 15 2007, 12:37 AM

A bit of RoadTrip for those who didn't spot it

Posted by: ddd35 Jun 15 2007, 11:27 AM

Oh shit missed it !

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 15 2007, 01:23 PM

Shame on me for not recognizing a quote from one of my favourite movies.

Posted by: ddd35 Jun 15 2007, 02:45 PM

I should say so !!!!!

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 15 2007, 03:22 PM

I got it, but I was late. Oh, well.

Posted by: ddd35 Jun 15 2007, 03:23 PM

Story of your life !!!

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 15 2007, 06:12 PM

"What's that?"

"What did you do, kill a leopard?"

"She gave me her panties.... *snifffffffff*"

Best part of that movie is when the old guy si smoking that joint and the dog starts talking to him

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 15 2007, 06:49 PM

Tell that bitch to make me some blueberry pancakes.

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 15 2007, 07:52 PM

and when the boys roll up he's sporting a boner

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 19 2007, 11:53 AM

I think the scenes with tom green and the snake are stupid, but I do love when he's screaming "unleash the fury." I find myself repeating that line every once in a while.

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 19 2007, 12:11 PM

That's funny as I often sing that weird tune he does in the same scene.

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 19 2007, 12:37 PM

We are two messed up dudes

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 20 2007, 12:20 AM

Whilst "reading" the Sears catalogue?



What's that tune again?

P.S the blondie in that movie is hor!!

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 20 2007, 03:32 PM

That was actually really funny...




and nearly true....








it was the JC Penny catalog



Yes she is. i thinkn her name is Amy Smart. When I worked downtown, there was a girl I would pass every day who looked just like her. One day I finally talked to her and asked her if anyone ever told her she looked like anyone famous. She told me no, but I think she just didnt' want to actually hold a conversation with her alleged rapist.

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 20 2007, 03:55 PM

it was the shamanistic trance I was referring too, not really any words.
but he also sings http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqkegnq77KI which is a great song and never fails at annoying my wife when I sing it as well.

plus said blonde appears topless in the movie


you mean "alleged" rapist

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 20 2007, 04:04 PM

Fixed

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 21 2007, 01:10 AM

JC Penny

Ahh alleged, the greatest word in the English language!



Tiny salmon is a funny song!

Topless... and how

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 21 2007, 11:41 AM

and it's saaaad

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 22 2007, 12:41 AM

If you'll excuse me, I have to get to Boston, Texas... or is it Austin Mass?

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 22 2007, 09:44 AM

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 22 2007, 12:22 PM

hahaha...i gotta watch that movie this weekend.

Posted by: bondiguy Jun 22 2007, 06:32 PM

Preferably while baked

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 25 2007, 12:31 PM

you mean there's another way to watch movies?