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SKULLZ0MBIE
post May 31 2006, 01:52 PM
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My best handjob happen when my date and I went to a baseball game.
I got the cheapest seats, damn I was mad that the team was down by 5 runs, and the weather was hot in the high 90's!
Later that day, everyone around us, left
My date started to unzip my pants then
started to jack me off...
that may day food-smiley-004.gif
Enjoy my cold beer watching the game and unloading drinkup.gif
My team lost by 2 runs, but with a happy ending jerkit.gif


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post Aug 8 2006, 12:55 AM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 2 2006, 08:51 AM)
I recieved my best handjob from my now motherinlaw, at that time I was just dating her daughter , but we had been on the river all day and I was extrmely horny , i was laying down in the cabin of there boat  cause I was  a little drunk and  extremely turned on  as my now wife was wondering around in a  very skimpy  bikini ,  well her mom came in to check on me   and I didnt realize it was so noticeable  but my cockwas hard as hell in my swim trunks  well she sat down on the bed beside me  and very calmly says , take that out and Ill help relieve some pressure , well I said WHAT ?   she said it again , so i did as I was told ,  and she gave me  a awesome  handjob  till I came ,  I was dumbfounded .  but I felt allot better , and nothing has ever been said about it , and I think after she saw my hardness she liked me even more , cause she never ever bitched at us if I brought her daughter home late !!!!!!   heres to handjobs  food-smiley-004.gif  drinkup.gif
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I either call this 100% bullshit or you a sick, twisted fucker. WHo gets a handjob from their mother in law? puke1.gif

IMO hand jobs are over rated. IF she is gonne give it a tug, why not use her mouth as well... if not, I have a much better technique and would just do it myself laughing-smiley-017.gif


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post Aug 8 2006, 01:51 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 7 2006, 10:55 PM)
I either call this 100% bullshit or you a sick, twisted fucker. WHo gets a handjob from their mother in law? puke1.gif
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this is coming from the same guy who hooked up with a chick at a fmaily reunion blink.gif


QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 7 2006, 10:55 PM)
if not, I have a much better technique and would just do it myself laughing-smiley-017.gif
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yeah I hear bondi is a real pro at jerking guys off, so jrock tells me.


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post Nov 9 2006, 12:57 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 8 2006, 06:51 PM)
this is coming from the same guy who hooked up with a chick at a fmaily reunion  blink.gif
yeah I hear bondi is a real pro at jerking guys off, so jrock tells me.
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post Dec 10 2006, 04:40 PM
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QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Nov 9 2006, 12:57 PM)
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I'm answering for my man because I know his answer all so well.
A couple of yrs ago I went to a male strip club with two friends and we got very trashed and horny. One of the other girl had drove yet I was the least trashed so I offered to drive and they could stay over at my house to sleep it off. When we got inside my hubby was laid back in his recliner asleep. We imediately noticed his cock was falling out and we got a chuckle out of it. I suggested we play arnd with him and they were all for it. I snuck over and raised his boxers more so he was laying there in all his glory. My hubby is a heavy sleeper so i knew we could get away with some touching if we were careful before he even woke up. I had him in my hand and they were all eyes, told them it was their turn and we all had a feel. The 2nd to hold him still had him in her hand when he woke up not knowing what was happening, we started laughing and told him each has already got to hold him before he awake. The 2nd girl still had ahold so I told her she should see him at attn. My hubby was more than happy for them to see and told her to stroke him, she said it works better for her when it's wet and proceeded to swallow him. His eyes light up and so did mine and the other friends, she got him all wet and went to town giving him a hand job while we watched. After maybe 10 mins I told my other friend that I could have it any time and she should cut in, she knelt down on the other side of his chair and grabbed hold but the first didn't want to stop, he suggested they both do it together which they did, one holding and kissing his balls while the other stroked and occasionally kept him wet with her mouth. It wasn't long and hubby shot a huge load all over his chest, belly and my friends hand. What took it over the edge was my girlfriend licking her hand clean while the other licked his belly and chest clean. They passed out shortly after that and hubby was up and off to work before they got up. Needless to said when he walked thru the livingroom and saw them laying their he had the biggest grin on his face and out the door he went.
When they woke up they were acting embaresed and I told them not to be and described how he looked leaving. That's never happen again but I know that is his ans because of how many x's he has talked about it since!
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SKULLZ0MBIE   Best Handjob   May 31 2006, 01:52 PM
Lynette   [color=purple]When I was 19 there was a man in his...   Jun 1 2006, 10:32 PM
Hardabs   damn you tell the best stories :2thumbsup:   Jun 1 2006, 11:46 PM
ddd35   I just wish i was your neighbor :bonerfied:   Jun 2 2006, 06:56 AM
Assfucker   OHGOODGODDAMN!!!!!!...   Jun 2 2006, 08:40 AM
ddd35   I recieved my best handjob from my now motherinlaw...   Jun 2 2006, 08:51 AM
hott1976   Honestly...i'm sure you were wowed by this ...   Aug 7 2006, 07:27 PM
Lynette   [color=purple]OK...[/b]   Aug 7 2006, 06:04 PM
LikesThemAll   lord, i wish that was me next to that stunning ...   Aug 9 2006, 06:36 AM
ddd35   I missed this pic , damn girl get ahold of that...   Aug 11 2006, 09:35 AM
stevieboy   My most memorable was with my wife...back when we ...   Aug 7 2006, 06:27 PM
juicy_DD   :lol: :roflmao:   Nov 9 2006, 12:57 PM
ddd35   great story :cheers:   Dec 10 2006, 05:08 PM
Maryann   I would like to be your friend :)   Dec 12 2006, 01:28 AM
Lynette   [color=purple]Oh come on! You mean to tell me...   Aug 8 2006, 10:18 PM
Gnappster   well you certainly present a compelling case...   Aug 8 2006, 10:27 PM
LikesThemAll   sure paints a pretty picture :2thumbsup:   Aug 9 2006, 06:38 AM
hott1976   i've done that.... suckin and jerkin and th...   Aug 14 2006, 06:03 PM
Gnappster   you are perfect That is allŪ   Aug 14 2006, 06:09 PM
Bobaloo   I beg to differ! That is not all. Hott is s...   Aug 21 2006, 05:58 PM
bondiguy   will u have an affair with me? :P   Aug 18 2006, 04:05 AM
LikesThemAll   lucky guy that received it i'm sure :2thumbs...   Oct 1 2006, 04:47 PM
bondiguy   Years of self practice haha Ah Lynette of cou...   Aug 9 2006, 01:54 AM
summoner   I usually start with mouth&tongue and continue...   Aug 9 2006, 02:10 AM
bondiguy   handjobs are for teenagers   Aug 9 2006, 02:21 AM
Gnappster   and prison inmates :lol:   Aug 9 2006, 10:23 AM
bondiguy   :lol: and/or anal sex haha   Aug 10 2006, 01:23 AM
jrock8   so THAT's why gnappy keeps trying to get arr...   Aug 10 2006, 01:25 AM
bondiguy   All the pices fit now huh? :P   Aug 10 2006, 01:28 AM
UncleBuck   Handjob what ever I will take what ever I can get ...   Aug 10 2006, 10:36 AM
Bobaloo   That line is from an obscure movie with a really ...   Aug 21 2006, 05:55 PM
bondiguy   Now you're wacking it over a neon sign? :P   Aug 11 2006, 01:02 AM
ddd35   Hey Bondi why is every morning I get on here and ...   Aug 11 2006, 07:01 AM
bondiguy   I think you'll find it'll be EVERY THREA...   Aug 11 2006, 09:25 AM
ddd35   I look forward to your comments Bro just Bump...   Aug 11 2006, 09:29 AM
bondiguy   I know, I was having a go at myself there too wi...   Aug 11 2006, 09:32 AM
belicked6924   You're right you said "bumping Bondi...   Aug 11 2006, 10:40 AM
Gnappster   most correct post ever don't drag me into ...   Aug 11 2006, 11:37 AM
diamondgeezer   GF once unzipped me and started giving the old cat...   Aug 11 2006, 05:48 PM
bondiguy   I am many things but dillusional isn't one o...   Aug 11 2006, 06:47 PM
UncleBuck   Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a ...   Aug 14 2006, 08:05 PM
Gnappster   I was getting ready to give you the "psycho...   Aug 14 2006, 11:28 PM
UncleBuck   I thought that was pretty good..... makes being...   Aug 15 2006, 03:45 PM
laura   When I was a sophomore in HS I had a bigtime crush...   Sep 29 2006, 02:01 AM
ddd35   Lucky guy :cheers:   Sep 29 2006, 08:32 AM
Hendo   That's awesome! I never had any cool th...   Sep 30 2006, 02:46 PM
wild n crazy   my friend who was head cheerleader (who graduated ...   Sep 30 2006, 03:47 PM
laura   I could have never done that on the field eithe...   Oct 1 2006, 02:44 AM
bondiguy   My kinda woman :kisses:   Oct 3 2006, 04:44 AM
SKULLZ0MBIE   Sound like a great girls night out :)   Dec 10 2006, 05:09 PM
bondiguy   Holy Shit... Are you taking applications for To...   Dec 11 2006, 12:38 AM
Gnappster   best story I've read here in awhile!   Dec 11 2006, 01:47 PM
ddd35   you told us the best story was the Book (the s...   Dec 11 2006, 03:26 PM
Gnappster   what simpson story? :huh:   Dec 11 2006, 03:55 PM
ddd35   thats my point !!! :P   Dec 12 2006, 07:52 AM
hott1976   i'm really good at giving a hand job while my ...   Dec 11 2006, 06:41 PM
Bobaloo   I love you! scratch that!! you ...   Dec 11 2006, 07:14 PM
LikesThemAll   a pleasureable experience I'm sure :thumbup...   Dec 12 2006, 07:32 AM
paybarraman   :blink: :bonerfied: Hey baby...whazzup? :p...   Dec 11 2006, 06:45 PM
hott1976   you like that pay? I think it's much easier t...   Dec 11 2006, 07:12 PM
ddd35   pics , or just show us !!!! :c...   Dec 12 2006, 07:51 AM
hott1976   complete? say it ain't so.....that is so corn...   Dec 11 2006, 09:01 PM
Bobaloo   I was going for corny. :blink:   Dec 12 2006, 07:36 PM
paybarraman   WOW!! Just...I mean....that's ..... ...   Dec 11 2006, 11:00 PM
bondiguy   I think it was an attempt at humour? :unsure: ...   Dec 12 2006, 12:28 AM
bondiguy   Missed Ref :ph34r:   Dec 12 2006, 05:29 PM
ddd35   what ? :P   Dec 12 2006, 06:14 PM
Bobaloo   You're appealing! It's funny cuz the...   Dec 12 2006, 07:38 PM
Gnappster   well reworked   Dec 12 2006, 11:50 PM
Gnappster   :blink: :lol: :huh:   Dec 12 2006, 11:54 AM
ddd35   you know the OJ simpson book you bought off ebay ...   Dec 12 2006, 03:06 PM
Gnappster   I get it! ebay hehehehe   Dec 12 2006, 03:52 PM
ddd35   whew was getting worried about ya ... :)   Dec 12 2006, 04:01 PM
hott1976   i may have pics of the handjob/hummer. :)   Dec 12 2006, 06:18 PM
ddd35   oh yeah now your talking :cheers:   Dec 12 2006, 06:21 PM
LikesThemAll   i wait with baited breath in hopes of seeing you...   Dec 12 2006, 11:38 PM
Gnappster   damn, had to look that one up :bang: more im...   Dec 12 2006, 06:24 PM
ddd35   :drama:   Dec 12 2006, 06:26 PM
hott1976   i may have to crop cut etc...not sure if the date ...   Dec 12 2006, 06:38 PM
Gnappster   I think it would be a small price for him to pay...   Dec 12 2006, 06:40 PM
stevieboy   Hott...if you cannot crop the pic properly, I vol...   Dec 12 2006, 06:40 PM
ddd35   well we just want you anyway , now wait I see ...   Dec 12 2006, 06:41 PM
hott1976   let me go check his archives..i know they are on d...   Dec 12 2006, 06:54 PM
ddd35   :drama: :bonerfied:   Dec 12 2006, 06:55 PM
stevieboy   Videos!!!! Oooh...let's hope...   Dec 12 2006, 06:56 PM
Bobaloo   This could get interesting. :drama:   Dec 12 2006, 07:36 PM
bondiguy   For shame :P May I offer the services of my ...   Dec 13 2006, 12:40 AM
ddd35   she put it up and took it down , very nice though...   Dec 13 2006, 07:38 AM
Gnappster   :bang: That is all.   Dec 13 2006, 11:48 AM
Bobaloo   I saw them and they were spectacular. I haven...   Dec 13 2006, 04:23 PM
bondiguy   Gnappy.... step into my office :thumbup:   Dec 13 2006, 11:54 PM
Gnappster   is it in the men's room like the fonz?   Dec 14 2006, 12:01 PM
Bobaloo   More like this:   Dec 14 2006, 02:56 PM
ddd35   :P :cheers:   Dec 14 2006, 03:31 PM
Gnappster   d'oh! of course.   Dec 14 2006, 03:38 PM
bondiguy   :lol: Thats what i was thinking of when he sa...   Dec 14 2006, 11:37 PM
ddd35   :crazydude: :drama:   Dec 19 2006, 03:54 PM
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