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post Mar 3 2006, 03:10 AM
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meant to take a little swig of Makers Mark (whiskey) and instead I ended with a giant open throat chug, the shit is 90 proof and I' have the tolerance of the Virgin mary's anus for ass fucking (none).

So I'm gonna go beat off to all you girls (not really) and I thought I'd make this my (shitty) contribution to the "Sex Talk" (like any other section here) category. wink.gif


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post Mar 3 2006, 03:18 AM
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post Mar 3 2006, 03:20 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 3 2006, 04:18 AM)
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post Mar 3 2006, 03:21 AM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Mar 3 2006, 03:10 AM)
meant to take a little swig of Makers Mark (whiskey) and instead I ended with a giant open throat chug, the shit is 90 proof and I' have the tolerance of the Virgin mary's anus for ass fucking (none).

So I'm gonna go beat off to all you girls (not really) and I thought I'd make this my (shitty) contribution to the "Sex Talk" (like any other section here) category. wink.gif
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Good times.....

Makers is the shit!

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post Mar 3 2006, 03:22 AM
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QUOTE(ontippytoes @ Mar 3 2006, 03:21 AM)
Good times.....

Makers is the shit! 

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post Mar 3 2006, 12:43 PM
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I was SURE this was gonna be a puppet thread lol.


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post Mar 3 2006, 04:07 PM
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post Mar 3 2006, 04:21 PM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Mar 3 2006, 03:10 AM)
meant to take a little swig of Makers Mark (whiskey) and instead I ended with a giant open throat chug, the shit is 90 proof and I' have the tolerance of the Virgin mary's anus for ass fucking (none).

So I'm gonna go beat off to all you girls (not really) and I thought I'd make this my (shitty) contribution to the "Sex Talk" (like any other section here) category. wink.gif
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Oh we all know the real reason you started this site was for fresh wank off material. Letting other guys see it is only a cover for you being a creeper. laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif laughing-smiley-014.gif smilio04.gif smilio09.gif
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post Mar 3 2006, 05:38 PM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Mar 3 2006, 03:20 AM)
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post Mar 3 2006, 05:43 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Mar 3 2006, 03:38 PM)
an update???
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post Mar 3 2006, 05:52 PM
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pssst. I think he updates the main page each day.
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post Mar 19 2006, 12:32 PM
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my current situation qualifies me for 2 out of 3 adjectives of this thread... the abundance of alcohol in my bloodstream would complete the trifecta...

Damnit, i'm horny...


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post Mar 19 2006, 03:55 PM
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QUOTE(mountainlust @ Mar 19 2006, 12:32 PM)

Damnit, i'm horny...
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post Mar 19 2006, 04:09 PM
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Neither am I...but there are those times when you just really need it and you feel like you're gonna spontaneously combust if you don't...

that's how I am right now... laughing-smiley-014.gif confused-smiley-013.gif


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post Mar 19 2006, 04:36 PM
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QUOTE(mountainlust @ Mar 19 2006, 01:09 PM)
Neither am I...but there are those times when you just really need it and you feel like you're gonna spontaneously combust if you don't...

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I was never horny for like 5 years I got a lot of time to make up for damnit. It has made me a snotty angry woman.
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post Mar 20 2006, 04:26 AM
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QUOTE(redneckgirl @ Mar 19 2006, 03:55 PM)
I'm never NOT horny. 24.gif
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Why , oh why, are the fates never in my corner???? I am horny as hell , usually all the time, and always with a woman who is Rarely , if ever, horny!!!!

Sigh. Guess it is must me and Rosey and her five sisters!

Thanks ladies for helping me along!!
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post Mar 20 2006, 01:09 PM
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I doesn't take much for my man to get me horny. Kiss me the right way, grope my breasts a little or he'll just come down the stairs in this black shirt he has and I'm good to go! 2thumbs.gif
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