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Posted by: wes_X Jul 11 2006, 03:41 PM

hi

im wes i live in kennesaw, GA

im just a nice guy thats lonely

and in need of a girlfriend

been single for 4 years now

i just wanna start having some fun.

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 11 2006, 03:56 PM

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 11 2006, 04:22 PM

Nice guy= strike one
Admitedly lonely= strike two
Pleading for companionship= strike three

you're screwed dude

haha, just breakin yer balls

welcome to the show...most girls here aren't looking for relationships or anything but good luck to ya....try pm'ing bondiguy, despite her odd name she really is a sweet girl.

Posted by: evade20 Jul 11 2006, 04:56 PM

Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jul 11 2006, 05:27 PM

OMG you are so funny

Posted by: wes_X Jul 11 2006, 08:44 PM

gee thanks guys

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 12 2006, 12:16 AM

Hey you big stud, take me to bed or loose me forever!

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 12 2006, 01:02 AM

Nah try contacting Gnappster.... I mean yeah its a guy but he's as camp as and if you have lucked out with the ladies... there is only one option before turning to beastiality!....


On second thought Gnappy likes that too.... just visit his 411

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 12 2006, 01:07 AM

Where is boo he will pick up on my post.

Oh and Bondi aint lying about the beastality thing go luck YIKES

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 12 2006, 01:37 AM

Bob is in Gnappy's basement! Mysteriously he went missin when Gnappy went to Vegas with his "wife"

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 12 2006, 01:52 AM

hmmmm I think you are on to something.

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 12 2006, 09:19 AM

Oh RELAX holms......what you should do/have done was just post a little bit about yourself, get to know some of us FIRST, then see about a possible "hook-up". Get some game dood

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 12 2006, 10:33 AM

Posted by: closeup8 Jul 12 2006, 10:54 AM

I was just checking to see if this topic was started by Pay. Actually, I'm kinda surprised we don't see this more often. If this guy gets out of his training bra, I'll be surprised.

Posted by: paybarraman Jul 12 2006, 12:55 PM

I NEVER said I was "....Looking For A Sexy Girlfriend."

I HAVE ranted endlessly about how I want to be fucked and blown by these gorgeous RMM Ladies.

Posted by: hott1976 Jul 12 2006, 04:48 PM

Hi i'm hott..

i'm looking to not "blow or fuck" pay...

searching for someone uh more like Brad Pitt......

not lonely...just horny.... (and sexy i might add)....



On a more serious note..i agree with assfucker...get some game buddy.

Posted by: paybarraman Jul 12 2006, 05:41 PM

OUCH!!!!!!!!!

THAT FUCKIN HURT DOLL!!!!!

Posted by: wes_X Jul 12 2006, 07:12 PM

yeah maybe i should

i really need a girl than loosen me up

im just lonely

maybe a fling is what i need

Posted by: evade20 Jul 12 2006, 07:35 PM

He'll never even get a chance to meet Closeup9....

Posted by: wes_X Jul 12 2006, 07:41 PM

i meant that can loosen me up

dam typos

to find out more about me go to

www.myspace.com/darkwolf666

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 13 2006, 01:57 AM

Uh huh... its true!!!



Did I hear someone describing me in here???

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 13 2006, 10:51 AM

Posted by: boanna Jul 13 2006, 02:02 PM

i am laughing to hard to type!!

wrong nappy - i am looking for a few relationships, big cocks, tons of money, someone who won't get upset if i wanna touch their wife's boobies, a man who will do my housework.....

Posted by: boanna Jul 13 2006, 02:03 PM

it aint fun...believe me!

Posted by: boanna Jul 13 2006, 02:06 PM

hey nappy, whats your thoughts if i change your little statement here to a female?

"Nice gal=
Admitedly lonely=
Pleading for companionship= "

please dont tell me your answers are:

show me your boobies
nice tits
can we get naked and drink some beer

Posted by: boanna Jul 13 2006, 02:08 PM

nappy went to vegas with bobs new wife? already?

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 13 2006, 02:10 PM

*jumps up and down*

Posted by: boanna Jul 13 2006, 02:13 PM

[quote=wes_X,Jul 11 2006, 01:41 PM]
hi

im wes i live in kennesaw, GA

im just a nice guy thats lonely

and in need of a girlfriend

been single for 4 years now

i just wanna start having some fun.

/quote]


hi wes,
maybe u are lonely cause u are a nice guy?
i need a girlfriend too (her name is blondie and i love her boobies and her legs)
we here are all single, mentally!

i gotta say something again about the girlfriend thing. u stand a better chance of getting a girlfriend walking thru the produce department instead of here. most of the women here are really men, posting boob pics of their sisters!

now come back and have some fun!

Posted by: boanna Jul 13 2006, 02:20 PM

hi, i'm Bo..
i'm looking to lick and fuck Hott while Pay is tied up in the corner..
searching for the camera so he can take some pics...
not lonely...just horny...(cause Hott is sexy i might add)...

Posted by: boanna Jul 13 2006, 02:21 PM

ok, done. i am your girlfriend.

NOW BUY ME SOME SHIT!




i have spend way too much time in this thread.........

Posted by: ddd35 Jul 13 2006, 02:30 PM

come on over you can lick my wifes boobs all you want and hell I will even clean your house as Long as I get to play with you BO .....

Posted by: boanna Jul 13 2006, 02:33 PM

sometimes i might want u to be naked while doing the housework

Posted by: boanna Jul 13 2006, 02:34 PM

HI FOXY!

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 13 2006, 02:43 PM

no no no, I would never answer like that







more like:
nice tits
can we get naked and drink some beer
show me your boobies



hey they're not married yet

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 13 2006, 02:54 PM

an interesting(but hopefully untrue!) theory haha

Posted by: wes_X Jul 13 2006, 03:37 PM

nice replys guys.

and yeah your right boanna

women on here are just posting pics they dont want boyfriends

Posted by: evade20 Jul 13 2006, 03:48 PM

You ought to hook up with Boanna...I'm sure a young lad, like you, would learn something about womenm and she would have a great time wearing your young ass into the ground.


Boanna...Please start out gentle with him.

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 13 2006, 03:50 PM

you could printoff their pics, put them in your wallet and tell people they are your girlfriend. But you might have trouble explaining why the only pic you have of her is her tits and no face

Posted by: hott1976 Jul 13 2006, 04:26 PM

LOL Gnappy now is that what you do? Maybe you could just say it wouldn't fit in my wallet so i had to cut off her head!

By the way BO! I'm up for gettin' licked by you... I'll be your gf anyday.

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 13 2006, 04:37 PM

hahaha, yeah just leave all the important parts.

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 14 2006, 01:42 AM

Bo after reading your posts hear i gotta say....

Whats your dealers number? That is some good shit

Posted by: Bobaloo Jul 14 2006, 09:38 AM

Sorry this is late, CP...

That's me!

Show me the way home, Honey!

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 14 2006, 02:25 PM

GLADLY I knew you wouldn't let me down.

Posted by: girlie_girl Jul 14 2006, 03:35 PM

psh, pay already has a gf.

yours truly thank you very much.

back off, bucko! he's mine!!

Posted by: paybarraman Jul 14 2006, 03:36 PM

Posted by: girlie_girl Jul 14 2006, 03:38 PM

hmmmm....phone sex time.

Posted by: paybarraman Jul 14 2006, 03:41 PM

YUMM!!!

Posted by: ddd35 Jul 14 2006, 03:44 PM

well as long as you dont have a dog that will nip at my balls (I can do it )

Posted by: boanna Jul 14 2006, 05:54 PM

666

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 14 2006, 06:19 PM

I don't get it. you mean YOU can nip at balls?

Posted by: Bobaloo Jul 14 2006, 06:34 PM

I was wondering that myself.

Even more amazing, though, is that he can nip at his OWN balls.

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 14 2006, 06:36 PM

or possibly a dog's balls...less impressive but much more disturbing.

Posted by: Bobaloo Jul 14 2006, 06:38 PM

especially when you are forced to see a pic of it in a certain person's 411 when you least expect it.

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 14 2006, 07:34 PM

Thank you for the hook up!



I was going to let him slide but you guys fucking nailed him.... funny stuff

Posted by: girlie_girl Jul 28 2006, 10:16 PM

...the guy who comes to rmm looking for a gf thinks I'm "sick" for licking my own nipples (and taking a pic of it, to have it rated on rmm hehe)


....wonders never cease...


...and ya dude, I'm sick, stay away from me. you couldn't handle this!

Posted by: shells Jul 29 2006, 10:42 AM

Errmmm

The opening phrase "I'm just a nice guy" is up there with Cheque is in the post... I will not come in your mouth... "you can trust me... i am not some crazy stalker"... type quotes...

Type in dating sites in a search engine...

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 29 2006, 07:50 PM

BAM!