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Posted by: stevieboy Sep 6 2006, 12:08 AM

A new survey released says that at least 25% of Russians have sex while driving. The numbers would be higher here in the US, but Bill Clinton has already declared that getting head is not sex

Seriously though...this brought to my mind the question how often do you get "busy" in some fashion while driving and what do you do?

Nothing like some good "highway head" every once in a while as far as I am concerned.

Any stories...or pix to share?

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 6 2006, 12:13 PM

I've had sex while driving plenty of times!








Oh wait, you meant with a another person.

Posted by: Lynette Sep 6 2006, 01:38 PM

Well, it seems to me that this has been a subject on another thread once before. And, at the time I supported "carjobs", much to the dismay of Diane. She pretty much blasted me for supporting something that she felt was dangerous to children or other drivers who may end up as the victims of a blowjob induced traffic accident. I still think there's nothin g wrong with it (as long as the driver hasn'r been drinking) and I do it whenever the situation presents itself. It's something that promotes pleasent memories. And let's face it... memories are generally all any of us are ever going to end up with.

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 6 2006, 02:00 PM

Oh shit Gnappy you crack me up .....

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 6 2006, 02:45 PM

how many members are there, like 16,000? well, you were bound to find one gnappy

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 6 2006, 03:04 PM

I think it was Benjamin Franklin who said, "If you can make one person laugh on an internet message board, you have succeeded."

Posted by: paybarraman Sep 6 2006, 04:48 PM

being sucked off by you Lynette could be nothing less than memorable.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 7 2006, 01:27 AM

HE said that???

I gotta say that most of these surveys are bullshit! I mean guys eloborate on their sexual adventures as a rule, it is in our genetic make up. Guys magazines like Maxim or whatever they are called in the states always reveal survey statistics and you just know that its mostly bullshit. Most guys did not lose their virginity to the hot mom down the road but they'll put it in a survey!

Besides.... you can use statistic to prove anything. Fourthteen percent of people knnow that

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 7 2006, 01:39 AM

fourthteen?

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 7 2006, 01:43 AM

An intentional mistake... it was a simpsons reference

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 7 2006, 01:53 AM

oh...i just thought it was yet another example of your mentally feeble state

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 7 2006, 01:56 AM

Do I hear the Pot calling me black???

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 7 2006, 12:24 PM

unless you're ddd35

and spotted

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 7 2006, 11:58 PM

ddd35 is not a virgin?

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 9 2006, 02:31 PM

ask your future wife

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 9 2006, 04:39 PM

Just did that. She said if she has to call the police on you one more time, she's just going to poke your eyes out right through those binoculars

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 10 2006, 07:32 AM

damn foiled again

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 11 2006, 03:11 AM

Good save on my behalf.... I owe you a beer

Posted by: evade20 Sep 11 2006, 10:25 AM

In case you missed the point of Bobaloo's post and Bondi's subsequent reply, DISSING someone's S/O in any manner is extremely Bad Form.


Get a clue, Dude

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 11 2006, 01:17 PM

it is? but bondi's fiancee said he had a sense of humor... at least i think that's what she said... i mean, her mouth was full so it's kind of hard to tell

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 11 2006, 03:51 PM

Yeah. I try to avoid crossing the S/O burn line, but sometimes ya just gotta.

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 11 2006, 04:01 PM

welp , since I didnt refer to you or your wife , and they didnt refer to your virginity I would think you would get the clue , DUDE as you say

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 13 2006, 04:32 AM

I agree with evade (I feel so dirty) But i can not remember when i dissed someones S/O... I just think there is a line.

Call me any name under the sun but dont mention my fiancee

Well from what she told me her mouth was far from full

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 13 2006, 11:21 AM

And that's saying something, cuz from what I remember her mouth is TINY!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 14 2006, 04:58 AM

She just said that to make you feel more like a man

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 14 2006, 07:09 AM

So sorry , I didnt realize you were so emotional , damn just when i thought I had this place figured out ..

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 14 2006, 08:25 AM

I wouldn't call it emotional... I just dig having my fiancee mentioned her in that sort of fashion.

Gladly prove me wrong but I dont think I have ever dissed anyone's S/O here

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 14 2006, 11:28 AM

that's not true... you make fun of gnappy and bob all the time... and they're practically each others' s/o's...

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 14 2006, 11:45 AM

I'm WAY more significant than him!

wait....nevermind,

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 14 2006, 11:59 AM

I dont have time to go back through your 6k + posts to look , so I will just have to take your word for it...

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 14 2006, 12:35 PM

I'll gladly prove you wrong if there's money or beer involved

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 15 2006, 12:55 AM

They are exceptions to the rule!



I'll send you a can of Billy beer if you can prove me wrong...

That or just take the satisfaction that you will be making people happy

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 15 2006, 12:11 PM

*gasp* Billy Beer!
I'm glad you thought so highly of the magical man from happy land.

http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/index.php?showtopic=1015&view=findpost&p=101623

Now where's my burito! I mean where's my beer!

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 15 2006, 12:13 PM

Well done Gnappy. I knew you'd find one

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 15 2006, 03:47 PM

well thank you Gnappy , I appreciate you coming to the aid ,I might even buy ya a mich ultra .....

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 15 2006, 03:51 PM

I take it back then.

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 15 2006, 04:02 PM

please dont tell me you want keystone lite , or something like that

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 15 2006, 04:11 PM

what's all this lite talk.
although I don't mind some yankee beer (MGD is good), I tried Mich Ultra once, it had zero taste..swill to me... I am saying that only a swine would drink this beer.

Gimme a Kokanee please

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 15 2006, 04:15 PM

well its a good thing I drink busch then ,,, the only canadian beer ive drank was called like red or something , I had it when I was in toronto on business ... it was that or budweiser , and thats horse piss ....

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 15 2006, 04:20 PM

probably rickard's red, not bad stuff. budwesier in canada is different than US. It is brewed in Canada and tastes a lil different. Not a big fan of it anymore but I used to drink it exclusivley

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 15 2006, 04:30 PM

oops

Posted by: natalie Sep 15 2006, 04:38 PM

[quote=ddd35,Sep 15 2006, 04:15 PM]well its a good thing  I drink  busch then ,,,  the only canadian beer ive drank was called like red or something , I had it when I was in  toronto on business ... it was that or budweiser , and thats horse piss .... 

[/quot
Rickards honey brown is pretty good, haven't tried red but I'm with ya on the kokanee Gnappy!

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 15 2006, 04:39 PM

[quote=natalie,Sep 15 2006, 04:38 PM]
[quote=ddd35,Sep 15 2006, 04:15 PM]well its a good thing  I drink  busch then ,,,  the only canadian beer ive drank was called like red or something , I had it when I was in  toronto on business ... it was that or budweiser , and thats horse piss .... 

[/quot
Rickards honey brown is pretty good, haven't tried red but I'm with ya on the kokanee Gnappy!

[/quote]
I've never had kokanee... I wonder if I can get it anywhere around here.

If not, think you can bring some over, Nat??

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 15 2006, 04:39 PM

[quote=natalie,Sep 15 2006, 04:38 PM]
[quote=ddd35,Sep 15 2006, 04:15 PM]well its a good thing  I drink  busch then ,,,  the only canadian beer ive drank was called like red or something , I had it when I was in  toronto on business ... it was that or budweiser , and thats horse piss .... 

[/quot
Rickards honey brown is pretty good, haven't tried red but I'm with ya on the kokanee Gnappy!

[/quote]
I think we tried both actually but I dont recall the kokanee being offered ...

Posted by: natalie Sep 15 2006, 04:41 PM

Despite what my 411 implies it doesn't always come served between my tits. lol

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 15 2006, 04:43 PM

Shit FOiled again

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 15 2006, 04:45 PM

Ah, another one of my alltime favs!!!

That's okay! as long as you'd be there.

Posted by: natalie Sep 15 2006, 04:46 PM

As bad as it sounds, enough alcohol and you'd get me anywhere. lol

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 15 2006, 04:47 PM

prepare for a special delivery

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 15 2006, 04:49 PM

I could bring some...oh wait, I get it.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 15 2006, 04:51 PM

No that sounds GOOOOOOD!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 15 2006, 05:24 PM

Firstly loving the combined references there... and I stand corrected, but that was pretty funny

Billy Beer is the inside pocket of your old jacket!




I dont know if I ave shared this story before, but here goes...

A few years back I was in Hawaii with some mates on a surfing trip. Every afternoon we would head to the liquor store and stock up for the night, usually Some Millers Genuine Draft and some spirits. One day we ran into these dudes from Cali and they picked up a case of Bud Lite and we thought that was lame. They then picked up a 6 pack of MGD, turned to us and said, "This should get the night started." Like drinking full strength beer is some sort of experience for them... I have never laughed so hard in my life!

btw spotted and I have tried kokanee.... pretty damn good!

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 15 2006, 05:30 PM

haha, i hope they didn't do anything crazy like drink them all at once!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 15 2006, 05:44 PM

There was 3 of them... so they would've had 2 full strength beers each.... meanwhile we walked out with 3 cases of MGD and 3 bottles of smirnoff

I just dont see America's fascination with mid or lite beers

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 15 2006, 05:50 PM

I'll drink light beer every once in a while. usually when my stomach is full from something as useless as food. Light beer can be a little less filling which means I can squeeze about 2-10 more in in a night.

but for the most part, no light beer for me.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 15 2006, 05:53 PM

Thats good because with our current terror laws and security measures, any light beer drinkers would not be allowed into Australia

I can only drink 6 or 8 beers in a sitting now, then I switch to Jager

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 15 2006, 05:55 PM

I do have some light beer in my refrigerator that has accumulated from friends who bring it to a party I'm having. I call it friend beer. I don't ever drink it. But if I hvae a friend come over and ask for a beer, that's what they get. hence friend beer. by friends, for friends

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 15 2006, 06:00 PM

The act of bringing lite beer over to a friends house for a party/BBQ and then proceeding to drink the hosts full strength beer is considered an offence in Aus, punishable by public ridicule

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 15 2006, 06:00 PM

yeah but what did your friends drink?


me too, good thing I stand up a lot.


ooooh, good idea boss.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 15 2006, 06:04 PM

they went drinking with the dudes from Cali...



and spotted