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Posted by: jackyoulike Apr 18 2006, 09:27 PM

When sucking dick is it 'the bigger the better'?

Posted by: diane26 Apr 18 2006, 09:54 PM

I prefer it to be so small it's like there is nothing there

Posted by: UncleBuck Apr 18 2006, 10:08 PM

could you apply the saying more than a mouthful is a waste

Posted by: Isaac_Putin Apr 19 2006, 12:15 AM

I feel the same way as Diane! Like so small, it's the size of a clitoris!

Posted by: diane26 Apr 19 2006, 02:46 AM

Posted by: natalie Apr 19 2006, 12:26 PM

Well although I like mine on the bigger side, it's definitely harder to stick it very far down your throat and if it's thick (like hubby) it can make your jaw sore faster. So what do you think?

Posted by: boanna Apr 19 2006, 01:15 PM

thick is great! too long, it just doesnt work good. but, beggers cant be.....so i take what i can get!

Posted by: Lynette Apr 19 2006, 01:47 PM

I don't think it really matters. You just have to adjust the way you give it in accordance with the size of the penis. There are lots of different techniques regarding the sucking of a dick successfully. After-all, there IS more than one way to skin a cat. Personally, I never met a cock I didn't like.

*KISS*

Posted by: diane26 Apr 19 2006, 07:08 PM

Actually there is only one GOOD way to skin a cat. I have recently done this and not really glad I know this but so yeah anyway.

Posted by: foxy lady Apr 19 2006, 07:50 PM

So you end up with lockjaw too from the thickness huh, I so hear ya there sistah and I like it big enough to tickle my tonsils too

Posted by: actarus Apr 24 2006, 06:31 PM

Best sentence of all times.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 24 2006, 06:47 PM

is that why you are so fond of belicked?

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 24 2006, 07:21 PM

Posted by: diane26 Apr 24 2006, 10:57 PM

Posted by: thenewguy Apr 25 2006, 03:13 PM

Diane, your aversion to providing the fellatio worries me. Oral sex is a big part of keeping the love life exciting, time for you to get freaky and let the inner slut out to play.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 25 2006, 04:41 PM

Oh hush I do now and than and the shittiest thing of it all is apparently I do it super well, so some want it even more. UGH I need to stop trying to be the best at everything.


I am trying to do it at least once a month and that is HUGE for me.

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 25 2006, 04:42 PM

I'll be the judge of that!!!

So when should I come over???

Posted by: diane26 Apr 25 2006, 04:46 PM

8 Works for me and please shower first and it wouldn't hurt to bring some soft melted dove chocolate.
Thanks in advance

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 25 2006, 04:54 PM

done and done

Actually, I thought you and I could shower together when I got there, but either way is fine with me.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 25 2006, 05:00 PM

Ok that will work, that way I have time to size up what I will be working with

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 25 2006, 05:10 PM

Ha ha. Don't worry. That probably won't take very long
although I had it measure once. Turns out, it's a mouthful.

(lots of burn potential on that one )

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 25 2006, 05:21 PM

thenewguy must have a really tiny mouth

Posted by: numba1fan Apr 25 2006, 05:27 PM

Posted by: countryboy11 Apr 25 2006, 05:31 PM

Just wondering Diane...is there something in particualr about it that turns you off to blowjobs?

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 25 2006, 05:49 PM

Perfect burn. ha, that Bobaloo guy sure had it comin'!!! Hey wait a minute. that's me.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 25 2006, 06:58 PM

The taste of the precum, my husband seems to really enjoy it when I suck super hard like from mid dick up to the top as tight as I can and every single time I do that he precums a pit and I instantly want to vomit. Not to mention it just isnt nice looking either I mean hairy sweaty balls and I am supposed to suck on the part you piss out of have my head down where you shit. Bleck anyway I can tune most of that out but the taste of the precum is what really makes me want to gag. Oh and damn it hurts the mouth after a few minutes.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 25 2006, 07:10 PM

wow you make it sound so sexy haha.

Anyway your comments remind me of a Kids In the Hall sketch from way back. The husband is telling the wife that he wishes she would pay more attention to his nipples during sex. She tells him she can't brng herself to do it because "he pees with his nipples". He says, "I don't pee with my nipples, I pee with my penis!". Whereupon the wife begins gagging and dry heaving.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 25 2006, 07:20 PM

Posted by: Isaac_Putin Apr 25 2006, 10:31 PM

Diane, quite frankly, what's WRONG with hairy, sweaty balls??? Balls are supposed to be hairy and sweaty. And women are supposed to love them.

And all genitals are either where the pee comes out of -- or close to it. A woman's urethra is like millimeters from the opening of the vagina. Nobody would have oral sex by your lofty standards!

And what direction are you approaching the "love rocket" from that it's so close to where the "#2" comes out???

And what's wrong with pre-cum??? It's not like it's sulfuric acid or something.

If you were the author, I think "The Joy of Sex" would be like five pages long!!!

But I still love you....

Posted by: diane26 Apr 26 2006, 12:29 AM

Issac,

The points you made above are why if I were ever to go Bi I would not be very good at it for I would NEVER go down on a woman. GROSS!! If my husband never wanted to do it I would understand, BUT he happens to love it and he says I taste really sweet,well his precum does not if it did I would love giving Bj's. Allthough the anus is a few inches from the other place it is still to close for comfort for me but that is the least of it at least the balls put a divider up on a woman there is no divider and how a man can enjoy licking an asshole or around it is BEYOND me.

Posted by: Isaac_Putin Apr 26 2006, 09:51 AM

"would not be very good at it" is an UNDERSTATEMENT. You would be a terrible bi. Since neither women has a penis, the only thing left is basically oral sex. What would you guys do, stare meaningfully into each other's faces until you both had shuddering O's? That could take a while......

Posted by: Isaac_Putin Apr 26 2006, 09:54 AM

You know when you kiss someone on the lips, it's only a few feet from the anus?

Also, don't people still wash down there any more? If things are clean, I don't think you would even be aware that you were near that area.

Posted by: thenewguy Apr 26 2006, 12:41 PM

You do realize he sticks that same thing he pees out of INSIDE you right? Mouth or vagina... it's still IN you.

I think it's a mental block. Perhaps you need cock therapy.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 26 2006, 12:41 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImvaeqNht18

Posted by: ndboxer Apr 26 2006, 12:52 PM

Still looking for the lady that can take it all in and lick the balls. When I find that I will get married.

Posted by: titlover121 Apr 26 2006, 01:03 PM

i dont think size matters if a girl knows what shes doing i know a girl who actually loved it when a cock would gag her

Posted by: diane26 Apr 26 2006, 01:04 PM

Hey at least I am not one to put up fronts I know what I like and what I don't like and I stay true to myself. The only thing I could do for them is suck on some boobies so I take full responsibility that allthough i find femals highly attractive I would never make a good girfriend.

Posted by: natalie Apr 26 2006, 01:04 PM

Boy she would have to have one freakishly long tongue.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 26 2006, 01:05 PM

Ok issac here is thekicker I know I totally am gonna loose any appeal to men here but I am not a fan of tounge kissing either. I have to do some serious mental blocking and tuning out to let go and enjoy it.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 26 2006, 01:08 PM

Newguy, I find BJ's a lot more of a personal act and intimate act than sex itself. I dunno why but for me having that in my mouth is a lot more personal. To each is own but I will never understand people that can just go have random oral sex with anyone. I am sure it is hypocritical to say that but just how I am if I were to be raped I would rather it be intercourse only than him forcing me to suck him that would be a lot harder for me to deal with. Rape is bad just the same I know I have been violated before but for me that is about as personal as it gets.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 26 2006, 02:13 PM

next you're going to say, no sex with the lights on either

Posted by: Isaac_Putin Apr 26 2006, 02:19 PM

You know, I think the real issue here might be that you are kind of a germ phobe.

Do you have to have food extra fresh? Won't eat re-heated stuff from the night before? I'm not trying to be funny, but it seems like the people who have problems with oral are either:

1) Always thinking of sexual politics -- certain positions or acts are either degrading or too submissive. I had a gf who would not give a bj if she were on her knees because it would be like she were "subservient" to me.

-- OR --

2) Are concerned about cleanliness, smell, texture, etc.

Posted by: natalie Apr 26 2006, 02:33 PM

Are you sure that's not just your girlfriends gnappy? Maybe they don;t have an issue with you seeing them in the light but an issue with seeing you in the light.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 26 2006, 02:38 PM

BAM!

and OUCH!

and YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT!

and THAT IS ALL!

Posted by: diane26 Apr 26 2006, 06:54 PM

No No lights can be on you can pull out the sex swing and plastic bedding for all the squirting and all that, just the few quirks I mentioned are it:)

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 26 2006, 06:57 PM

are u cool with another female squirting on you?

Posted by: diane26 Apr 26 2006, 06:58 PM

I am number two, I am not a huge germaphobe like Monk or anything, some things you can't avoid and I accept that, but I try to control what I can and I really have to tune things out mentally to do oral sex and if I feel "gross" down there (woman will know what I mean) I won't let him go down.

I will only reheat 2 things to eat cause they taste better the day after, LOL but my meat is cooked all the way through prefer it on the dry side just to make sure and so on and so forth.

The Vagina is a has some pretty strong acid protection and I am don't so much associate "germs" with it, **beyond STD's and stuff** I have never had a yeast infection or UTI's or anything so not a big deal but for me my mouth and face is a lot more "sacred" and I want to protect more.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 26 2006, 07:00 PM

Ok and that but I am suprised you would ask since I am not ok with HIM squirting on me.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 26 2006, 07:02 PM

I really gotta question your career choice! Nurses gotta deal with the grossest of gross.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 26 2006, 07:03 PM

couldn't hurt to ask

Posted by: diane26 Apr 26 2006, 07:04 PM

I know I question it myself a lot too, I somehow always manage to stay clean though. My friends all use to tease when we would go out 4 bying, with the jeeps in the mud I was always the ONLY one that walked out clean.


I also bring sterile wipes for toilet seats when camping.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 26 2006, 07:08 PM

I just piss on the nearest tree

Posted by: diane26 Apr 26 2006, 07:17 PM

I tried that I ended up peeing all overmyself

Posted by: Isaac_Putin Apr 26 2006, 08:08 PM

After some time spent as a nurse, the topics here are going to seem like nothing. I have relatives who are nurses and you cannot avoid getting into some really horrible situations. A good example is performing digital extraction on a patient's impacted colon. If you haven't been made to perform that yet -- dont' worry, you will -- multiple times.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 26 2006, 08:18 PM

Actually Issac it all comes down do the field you are in whether you have to do that or not, but regardless for somereason it is different dealing with the sicko things with others as opposed to myself.


Doing what you said while gross, will stink and look gross but I will have gloves on and a uniform on and I will not be having the shit in my mouth.

As long as none of the sick shit is going into my mouth or in me I will be ok. I was never a mom that got vomited on or spitup on and stuff like that, I never shared drinks and forks and food with my kids just how I am. LOL

Posted by: Isaac_Putin Apr 26 2006, 08:28 PM

It does depend, to a certain extent, to the field you are in. But from what my relatives say, there are certain situations you won't be able to avoid because people/doctors/administrators are NOT going to say, "Oh, that's a radiological nurse, etc."

What specialty/field are you shooting for anyway? I can then tell you what body fluid you are going to be completely covered with by the end of your first year.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 26 2006, 08:41 PM

LandD and I am vastly expieranced in all that fluid

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 26 2006, 09:14 PM

How on earth did I miss that one??? That show was hilarious. Never saw that sketch though.

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 26 2006, 09:19 PM

You are one funny -- and resourceful -- fucker!!!

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 26 2006, 09:25 PM

So did you when you peed all over yourself??

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 27 2006, 12:11 PM

j/k





more like


Being a mum, how in the hell did you avoid being vomited on or spit up on. I'm a dad with one kid who isn't even two yet, and I've been thrown up on numerous times.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 27 2006, 12:15 PM

at least someone enjoyed the fruits of my useless talents (finding funny shit online! to hopefully avoid the obvious burn potential)

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 27 2006, 12:20 PM

Thanks for clarifying, I would have been hit in the crossfire of that burn.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 27 2006, 12:55 PM

I dunno been lucky I guess been close but never happened, now with the second one when dad when to hold him in the hospital he shit the dark tar stuff and it came out of the blankie on got on him

Posted by: boanna Apr 29 2006, 09:05 AM

yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.

Posted by: boanna Apr 29 2006, 09:07 AM

i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places. i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 29 2006, 09:11 AM

Posted by: UncleBuck Apr 29 2006, 09:33 AM

so diamonds are a girls best friend

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 29 2006, 10:39 AM

Posted by: ddd35 Apr 29 2006, 10:50 AM

So were do i sign up to go skiing ?

Posted by: Lynette Apr 29 2006, 06:14 PM

DITTO! LOL! ROTFLMFAO! My thought exactly!

Posted by: Just Hangin Apr 29 2006, 08:17 PM

Well then have I got a poll with your name on it

Posted by: foxy lady May 1 2006, 12:42 AM

Looks to me she almost "Wore a Pearl Necklace"


Yeah ... Diamonds would be soooo much better

Posted by: evade20 May 4 2006, 12:36 PM

And are there pics in the members only area?

Posted by: stevieboy May 5 2006, 05:51 PM

For most of us guys on here...find us a woman who will actually suck one off like this and we'd probably go buy her the diaminds just to keep her around.

Posted by: diane26 May 5 2006, 07:05 PM

I get diamonds without having to get cum all over my face

Posted by: ontippytoes May 10 2006, 08:30 PM

Doesn't make much of a difference to me. If the cock is thick, my jaw does get tired sooner.

Posted by: paybarraman May 11 2006, 06:50 AM

Oh my Bo.....I can think of many more delicious uses for your yummy hind-end baby.

Posted by: boanna Jun 16 2006, 03:03 PM

well shit diane. i have been working on getting my videos ready for all the perverts here....and i noticed theres a shot of me getting my, well, u know, a little south of the hoohah, licked. but if u dont like that, maybe i should reconsider and not put the vids up? mind u, i am almost fully clothed while this momentous took place. does that help?

and yes, i do think this post is worth going back and digging up....

Posted by: boanna Jun 16 2006, 03:04 PM

dont need diamonds. i keep him around cause he lets me suck his dick!

Posted by: paybarraman Jun 16 2006, 03:05 PM

You can have my cock anytime you want him Bo sugar.....although you already knew that....

Posted by: boanna Jun 16 2006, 03:09 PM

oh my.



diane, get him to trim the bait and tackle a bit. then you'll like it. better yet, trim it for him, naked, both of u...u get to watch the cake rise while doin it! balls are soft little fellas, and its probably the only parts on a man that when we suck, they sometimes have to say...not too hard.....when do we get to ever hear that~!

Posted by: boanna Jun 16 2006, 05:06 PM

so how cum all the men who want their dicks sucked end up with women who dont wanna suck dick?

and all the women who love to suck dick end up with a man who....

where was i going with this?

bottom line.....more men want their dick sucked than women out here who like to suck dick.

thus, the need for sites like this.

Posted by: stevieboy Jun 16 2006, 05:17 PM

I'll second that.....my wife can suck a mean dick...sadly she stopped doing it the minute the wedding ring went on the finger...How does that work

Posted by: boanna Jun 16 2006, 05:20 PM

maybe u were only mean before u got married? u said she sucks a mean dick!

Posted by: stevieboy Jun 16 2006, 05:25 PM

Jeeze Bo...how do I respond to that other than to say...if I thought it would help....I'd turn into the nastiest SOB she ever saw.

Nope...its a lost cause....When I said I DO...she said I Don't anymore!

Posted by: boanna Jun 16 2006, 05:35 PM

mean doesnt always mean mean...get it?

mean can also mean nasty, hot....

can we cry on eachothers shoulders ? when i met mr boanna, he said "u mean we can have sex 365 days a year?" i said "we better"... now here i am getting most of my sex alone.

moral of the story....meet me in my thread and lets fuck. oh yea, and you will get your cock sucked....kind of. but when we are done, u will know that i sure wanted to!!

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 16 2006, 06:41 PM

truer words have seldom been spoken errr typed

Posted by: paybarraman Jun 20 2006, 12:22 PM

**sighs**

Oh yeah........

Posted by: juicyboobs Jun 22 2006, 04:37 AM

does size matter........ well i heard more than a mouthful is a waste..... yeah right....

Posted by: lonely1275 Jun 22 2006, 07:20 AM

Do you manage to get that in your pussy? This I gotta see.

Posted by: juicyboobs Jun 22 2006, 07:29 AM

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 22 2006, 09:34 AM

Sweetjesus..........I'd hate to have to follow that thing

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 22 2006, 09:34 AM

i agree with you on that one lonely.......pics please

Posted by: ddd35 Jun 22 2006, 09:43 AM

WOW lets see that thing in use !!!!!

Posted by: juicyboobs Jun 22 2006, 09:44 AM

not scared are you......

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 22 2006, 09:46 AM

yes

Posted by: juicyboobs Jun 22 2006, 09:51 AM

then the pics would scare the life outta you.......

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 22 2006, 09:58 AM

mebbe not

Posted by: juicyboobs Jun 22 2006, 10:24 AM

will get my arse slapped by freak or comedy... if i posted them out here..... mmmm now thats and incentive...

Posted by: juicyboobs Jun 22 2006, 12:33 PM

still scared.......

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Jun 23 2006, 03:35 PM

Jesus christ!!!! last time I saw anything that big, Barry Bonds used it to hit #715

Posted by: juicyboobs Jun 23 2006, 03:56 PM

so that wasn't really you on cam the other day then...........

Posted by: Bigone7718 Aug 26 2023, 02:49 PM

Any size is good to suck. I prefer bigger for sex.

Posted by: Bigone7718 Aug 31 2023, 05:43 PM

I suck melonpoker for the cum. Size doesn’t matter to me. I’ll suck anything. Sex is a different story.

Posted by: Wdy74 Oct 28 2023, 03:28 PM

Put me in the bigger is better camp. I know the whole "size isn't everything" is something people say but from a physical standpoint, give me ten to choose from, I'm picking the biggest everytime.