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Posted by: Joe Fresh Sep 14 2006, 04:43 AM

I just been in spain for a week, and saw some fantastic fine women. But the only thing missing is how they look underneath the clothes and bikinis.

Are there any spanish ladies on this site that can show me?

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 14 2006, 04:46 AM

1.Any ladies who are willing to show themselves nude are doing so currently... and really you have seen one nude woman you have seen them all.

2. you couldn't get laid in spain?

3. Are you Joe Kickass's brother?

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 14 2006, 11:25 AM

He probably hooked up with a spanish transvestite and wants to find out if all spanish girls have balls

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 14 2006, 12:01 PM

Gnappy arent you spanish ?

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 14 2006, 12:37 PM

Maybe you'll find out at today's meeting.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 15 2006, 12:49 AM

well it is the most probable scenario

Posted by: Joe Fresh Sep 20 2006, 07:22 AM

i just like the way spanish girls look like -the dark hair and brown eyes. I just saw a lot of girl with big tits in spain, so i thought that it would interessting for everybody - but maybe some of you guys rather see each other that nice girls!?!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 20 2006, 09:43 PM

Well I know Bob does but I continually tell him I am not into that sorta thing

Posted by: closeup Sep 21 2006, 12:50 AM

28 posts and he's already busting balls. I love it. (As long as it's not my balls being busted)

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 21 2006, 12:57 AM

Yeah those danes are a confident bunch arent they?

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 21 2006, 11:49 AM

Speaking of the Danish, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crummy ol' danish.

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 21 2006, 04:10 PM

ha, ha!!!

Posted by: UncleBuck Sep 21 2006, 04:27 PM

Hey Bob tell us does this stuff really work?
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Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 21 2006, 04:53 PM

Not sure. Does the response "It seemed to work on your wife," answer your question?

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 21 2006, 05:00 PM

you play with matches, you get burned.

Posted by: closeup Sep 21 2006, 05:02 PM

If it's "genuine", it must work. Otherwise the FDA wouldn't let them use that on their label. Don't you know how to avoid being ripped off by scam artists? I think the fine print on the back will confirm that it's "Guaranteed to be 100% Placebo". That endorsement is always good enough for me.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 21 2006, 05:05 PM

I once used a placebo of killer bees to cure the osaka flu.

Posted by: UncleBuck Sep 21 2006, 05:49 PM

never mind u's guys I went right to the expert
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and ya right Bob,... my wife said you were just a sympothy fuck!!! so there!

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 21 2006, 06:11 PM

You're wife is such a doll. Always ready to help out the less fortunate. So did you get my gift I sent you? You know, they say herpes is the gift that just keeps on giving

No need to thank me.

Posted by: UncleBuck Sep 21 2006, 07:22 PM

so it was YOU...didnt know who to thank for that

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 22 2006, 12:28 AM

Done and Done.... D'oh!



UB should learn not to tango with the masters!



Even Bob missed this delightful reference.... Spotted

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 22 2006, 11:22 AM

No, I didn't miss it. I chose to continue to degrade UB and his wife. I knew you'd be there to pick it up. We're like a team around you, you know?

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 22 2006, 11:34 AM

good to keep priorities in order

and
I'm cured! I mean OUCH.

Posted by: closeup Sep 22 2006, 01:41 PM

A Team? Do you snap his ass with a wet towel in the mens locker room? I consider my self an army of one.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 22 2006, 01:50 PM

Don't let closeup4 hear you talking like that

And I love the A-team! It's even my current ringtone.

Posted by: Isaac_Putin Sep 22 2006, 01:55 PM

Spanish fly is made from some ground insect -- I guess a fly or beetle. The way it works is that it supposedly creates a mild burning sensation in the area of the genitals. I could have sworn it was in the urethra area. And the person who takes it is then supposed to be confusing discomfort with being turned on ( ). Having never actually known someone who consumed it, I don't know if it really works.

That being said, spanish fly is actually poisonous in higher doses, and I think the reason you don't see it around any more (even in sex shops) is that you could accidentally kill someone with it.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 22 2006, 02:00 PM

I thought someone slipped me some of that once. Luckily it just turned out to be gonorrhea.

Posted by: closeup Sep 22 2006, 02:01 PM

Poisonous in high doses? Feels like your dick is on fire? Can you imagine the ad agency that gets this account. Almost as tough a sell as potato chips (Lays w/Olesta) that cause anal leakage.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 22 2006, 02:05 PM

haha, you won't be a fatass anymore, but you may shit your pants.

Posted by: closeup Sep 22 2006, 02:10 PM

Well, I guess for Bob it's a no-brainer. Eat chips, lose weight, and STILL gets to shit his pants. Where's the downside with that?

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 22 2006, 03:40 PM

I love the A-Team. that's when prime-time TV shows started giving the token minority a personality.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 22 2006, 04:18 PM

not to mention a lot of action pitying fools.

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 22 2006, 04:34 PM

that was so lame it was actually hilarious!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 22 2006, 06:47 PM

Oh I see







YOU should work in advertising

Posted by: evade20 Sep 23 2006, 05:19 AM

"I love it when a plan comes together!"



Are you running down the Danish again?

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 23 2006, 09:44 AM

i will find that 4-toed man if it's the last thing I do.

Posted by: evade20 Sep 23 2006, 01:35 PM

You mean the one with the strawberry "Toe-Jam?"

Posted by: Hendo Sep 24 2006, 10:58 AM

Are you running down the Danish again?

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Hey we're looking past the subject here!! A jelly donut was MURDERED in that picture!! Someone has some splaining to do....

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 25 2006, 12:12 PM

ah, yes, our first clue.

Posted by: evade20 Sep 25 2006, 11:52 PM

Ya seen one Danish, Ya seen 'em all!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 27 2006, 01:05 AM

To evade

The king of the old man humour!

Posted by: evade20 Sep 27 2006, 01:41 AM

My http://www.yourdictionary.com/ahd/s/s0768900.html




If something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 27 2006, 06:25 AM

Ahhh Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt?

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 27 2006, 11:26 AM

I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me. friends, co-workers, Tibor...

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 27 2006, 04:04 PM

Are you kidding? you work like a japanese beaver

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 27 2006, 04:11 PM

are you kidding, my wife came to see me three times today. twice I was sleeping, and once I was kicking a ball of electrical tape around!

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 27 2006, 04:14 PM

Well, I won't sleep in... um, nevermind. I'd better stop there.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 27 2006, 04:18 PM

good idea, boss!

Posted by: evade20 Sep 28 2006, 01:14 AM

I prefer Duck Tape™ myself.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 28 2006, 04:07 AM

Well here is your office, that idiot Tibor lost the key buy you can jimmy it open with a credit card!

The funniest thing about this thread is that evade is on a totally different wavelength

Oh and in light of the topic title... GUNI GUGU

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 28 2006, 12:25 PM

Get the fuck outta here!
(I can plagaize my posts which I plagarized from somewhere else too )

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 29 2006, 03:10 AM

Oh yeah?

Well....um.....

Lets Rush Him!

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 29 2006, 11:58 AM

hahaha
And that is all®

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 29 2006, 12:51 PM

ARGH!!! there's an ep where Lisa is criticizing somebody for something or something like that. she then brings up something about slogans and how she wouldn't stoop to that level or something like that. There's then a montage of different characters doing their thing, like bart says don't have a cow man, marge grumbles, homer D'ohs, barney burps, Ned said okily dokily and all that other stuff. Can't find it. referencing that would be the perfect response to all this, but I can't figure it out.

Oh, well. th'ats what you get for being busy at work.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 29 2006, 01:54 PM

C'mon bob, I'm busy at work too. But you have to put work aside sometimes to do ther eally important projects.
I think you're thinking of the one where bart is the I didn't do it kid.

Lisa: And now you can go back to just being you, instead of a one-dimensional character with a silly catch-phrase.
Homer: [breaks a lamp] D'oh!
Bart: Ay, caramba!
Marge: Mmm.
Maggie: [sucks her pacifier]
Flanders: Heidely-ho.
Barney: [burps]
Nelson: Ha, ha!
Burns: Ex-cellent!
[Everyone looks at Lisa]
Lisa: [unimpressed] If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.



there is also the one where the simpsons move and when they leave they run through everyone in town's catchphrase but we'll save that for nother time.
That is all®

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 29 2006, 02:17 PM

thanks for your help. I had a feeling it was that one, but I just couldn't remember what he kept saying in that ep. major brain fart. But that's what happens when every time you start something (like a search for such a quote) the phone rings or a customer comes in or someone is bugging you about something.

thanks again

(I sure do hope they never find out I don't even really have a job and I'm just a lazy ass )

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 29 2006, 02:28 PM

just don't let them take your red stapler!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 29 2006, 07:59 PM

Gnappy spotted it... I didn't do it boy!



Or he'll burn the building down!

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 30 2006, 10:19 AM

I really have one. here's a pic of it.

Bit-o-trivia...

They wanted a red stapler for the movie, but swingline didnt' make one. So they just got a regular color and took it to a body shop to have it painted for the movie. There were so many requests for the stapler that swingline decided to make one. You can only get it online... at least that was the case when i got mine.

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 3 2006, 04:49 AM

you have hit a new all time nerdy low

Posted by: evade20 Oct 3 2006, 05:41 AM

It didn't take much....

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 3 2006, 11:41 AM

Maybe it has something to do with this T-shirt and the girl who is wearing it

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 5 2006, 02:06 AM

The sum of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!

Posted by: evade20 Oct 5 2006, 02:20 AM

Listen! You smell something?

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 5 2006, 11:20 AM

GI joe is swimming in the water!!! And then a big brown shark came!

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 5 2006, 12:24 PM

does she come with the shirt?


that's a right triangle you idiot!



My mother comes in and sees big brother sittin in the bathroom with a piece of shit in his hand.
I was layin at the bottom of the water with blood
gushing outta my eye...and G.I. Joe up my ass...

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 5 2006, 01:51 PM

hard to determine who is the worst off in that scenario.


Duh. Any proper nerd should know that.

who cares if she comes or not?

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 6 2006, 02:06 AM

At least SOMEONE spots my quotes

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 6 2006, 11:19 AM

D'oh!

Sometimes I just fly through here so fast I skip right over them.

Interestingly, enough, the statement is still incorrect.

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 6 2006, 12:10 PM

I quoted it incorrectly? D'oh!

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 6 2006, 12:26 PM

no, in the show the theorum is incorrect. It doesn't talk about the hypotenuse at all. In other words, it's not any two sides, it's the two sides that are not the hypotenuse. and it's not the square root, but the square.

At least I think so, it's been a while since math class. If it weren't for cecil, I'd never look that shit up anyway. Now, I could be wrong if Bondi quoted it wrong from the show, but I'd believe the show made a mistake bofore I believed that bondi misquoted the show.

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 6 2006, 12:28 PM

well that's a relief! as long as I didn't screw up the quote.

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 6 2006, 12:28 PM

speaking of cecil, where the hell is today's column?

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 6 2006, 12:31 PM

I got mine. great, but long, column about the War of 1812 and who really won. I'm curious to know what you learned about it. if you want to PM me your email, I'll forward you my weekly email I got.

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 6 2006, 12:35 PM

I just check the site daily, never sgned up for the email. I'll wait a lil longer and see if they post it soon. When was the war of 1812 anyway?

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 6 2006, 12:43 PM

actually, I'll just post the links from it. I subscribe so every friday they send me an email with 3 questions... usually two new ones and one classic.

here they are... also, the site is slow on Fridays cuz that's when all the subscribers are hitting the links.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/061006.html

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/061006.html

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_241b.html

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 6 2006, 06:50 PM

You had better believe that.... I actually googled that one because I could not remember the exact quote

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 6 2006, 06:52 PM

Bondi the purist. We can always count on you... well, except for when we can't, but otherwise yes.

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 6 2006, 06:56 PM

A purist and a perfectionist....it can be quite annoying at times

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 10 2006, 03:02 PM

that's one of the longest columns I've fully read in awhile.

and to think, the USA was almost the 11th province

*awaits onslaught of nationalistic rebuttals*

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 11 2006, 02:08 AM

You ACTUALLY read that?

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 11 2006, 11:30 AM

ya, I was learning on my own *hangs head in shame*

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 12 2006, 04:10 AM

and there is the tail of the original... Lets Rush Him!