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[Gnappster]

I think you'll find it'll be EVERY THREAD, Last Post; Bondiguy

most correct post ever

I look forward to your  comments Bro   just  Bumping ya a bit  .... ANd  No I didnt say humping   Gnappy   !!!!!!

don't drag me into your little love triangles.

[diamondgeezer]

GF once unzipped me and started giving the old catholic hand shandy whilst I was doing 100 up the M1. Apart from nearly crashing once or twice, I was most amused when my stereo chose to play "Jerk It Out" ^^

[bondiguy]

most correct post ever

I am many things but dillusional isn't one of them.

[hott1976]

sure paints a pretty picture

i've done that.... suckin and jerkin and then finishes in my mouth.

[Gnappster]

i've done that.... suckin and jerkin and then finishes in my mouth.

you are perfect
That is all®

[UncleBuck]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour………
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost; the Minnow would be lost.
The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan, the Skipper too,
the Millionaire, and his Wife,
the Movie Star, the Professor and Mary Ann,
here on Gilligan's Isle.

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So this is the tale of our castaways,
they're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The first mate and his skipper too,
will do their very best,
to make the others comfortable,
in the tropic island nest.
No phones, no lights, no motor cars,
not a single luxury.
Like Robinson Crusoe,
it's primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friend,
you're sure to get a smile.
From seven stranded Castaways,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.

[Gnappster]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour………
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost; the Minnow would be lost.
The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan, the Skipper too,
the Millionaire, and his Wife,
the Movie Star, the Professor and Mary Ann,
here on Gilligan's Isle.


So this is the tale of our castaways,
they're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The first mate and his skipper too,
will do their very best,
to make the others comfortable,
in the tropic island nest.
No phones, no lights, no motor cars,
not a single luxury.
Like Robinson Crusoe,
it's primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friend,
you're sure to get a smile.
From seven stranded Castaways,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.
 

I was getting ready to give you the "psycho" award, until I realized what was going on in that pic, missed it first time around haha.

[UncleBuck]

I was getting ready to give you the "psycho" award, until I realized what was going on in that pic, missed it first time around haha.

I thought that was pretty good..... makes being stranded on a island with Ginger and Mary Anne maybe not so bad

[bondiguy]

i've done that.... suckin and jerkin and then finishes in my mouth.

will u have an affair with me?

[Bobaloo]

Handjob what ever I will take what ever I can get .........
I have whacked off sooo many times in the shower ,when it rains I get a hard-on
 

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That line is from an obscure movie with a really hot blonde in it. (I would have just wrote "spotted," but i didn't want an obvious burn coming my way.)

[Bobaloo]

you are perfect
That is all®

I beg to differ! That is not all. Hott is so much more than perfect!!

[laura]

When I was a sophomore in HS I had a bigtime crush on a senior. I ran into him in the hall when I was supposed to be working in the history teacher lounge. We snuck into this room where the band kept equipment and started making out. He took himself out after a bit and I got on my knees and started giving him a hand job with a little mouth stuff involved. I figured thats just how these things must work! I didnt really know what I was doing, but I got the job done. Problem was he came a huge amount, and his first shot was my first eye shot ever, which made me turn my head. The rest of it either hit my face or went right onto my shirt. The "twins" were pretty sizable at the time and caught all of it. I didnt have a back up shirt so I ended up telling everyone the water fountain was all screwed up and got me wet. At the time I thought everyone probably knew, but really I doubt anyone did, well, except for the one guy.

[ddd35]

When I was a sophomore in HS I had a bigtime crush on a senior.  I ran into him in the hall when I was supposed to be working in the history teacher lounge.  We snuck into this room where the band kept equipment and started making out.  He took himself out after a bit and I got on my knees and started giving him a hand job with a little mouth stuff involved. I figured thats just how these things must work! I didnt really know what I was doing, but I got the job done.  Problem was he came a huge amount, and his first shot was my first eye shot ever, which made me turn my head.  The rest of it either hit my face or went right onto my shirt.  The "twins" were pretty sizable at the time and caught all of it.  I didnt have a back up shirt so I ended up telling everyone the water fountain was all screwed up and got me wet.  At the time I thought everyone probably knew, but really I doubt anyone did, well, except for the one guy.

Lucky guy

[Hendo]

When I was a sophomore in HS I had a bigtime crush on a senior.  I ran into him in the hall when I was supposed to be working in the history teacher lounge.  We snuck into this room where the band kept equipment and started making out.  He took himself out after a bit and I got on my knees and started giving him a hand job with a little mouth stuff involved. I figured thats just how these things must work! I didnt really know what I was doing, but I got the job done.  Problem was he came a huge amount, and his first shot was my first eye shot ever, which made me turn my head.  The rest of it either hit my face or went right onto my shirt.  The "twins" were pretty sizable at the time and caught all of it.  I didnt have a back up shirt so I ended up telling everyone the water fountain was all screwed up and got me wet.  At the time I thought everyone probably knew, but really I doubt anyone did, well, except for the one guy.

That's awesome! I never had any cool thing s happen to me in high school. College however..... .

[wild n crazy]

my friend who was head cheerleader (who graduated before i even made it to high school) told me that she used to go on the football field with her bf and the field went down some from the parking lot so the angle was just right to where they would get a sleeping bag and go down on the 50 yard line and do it all night and no one could see... she was telling me so i could do the same but i was too scared to use the advice! fuck getting caught by school cops i see everyday!! i just stuck to back seats of trucks or fields.. etc.

[laura]

my friend who was head cheerleader (who graduated before i even made it to high school) told me that she used to go on the football field with her bf and the field went down some from the parking lot so the angle was just right to where they would get a sleeping bag and go down on the 50 yard line and do it all night and no one could see... she was telling me so i could do the same but i was too scared to use the advice! fuck getting caught by school cops i see everyday!! i just stuck to back seats of trucks or fields.. etc.

I could have never done that on the field either...Id be too worried about being caught. Most I ever did outside was have sex in my little brothers toy tent in our back yard. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tent I believe. I remember wet grass poking me in strange places!

[LikesThemAll]

i've done that.... suckin and jerkin and then finishes in my mouth.

lucky guy that received it i'm sure

[bondiguy]

my friend who was head cheerleader (who graduated before i even made it to high school) told me that she used to go on the football field with her bf and the field went down some from the parking lot so the angle was just right to where they would get a sleeping bag and go down on the 50 yard line and do it all night and no one could see... she was telling me so i could do the same but i was too scared to use the advice! fuck getting caught by school cops i see everyday!! i just stuck to back seats of trucks or fields.. etc.

My kinda woman

[juicy_DD]

this is coming from the same guy who hooked up with a chick at a fmaily reunion 
yeah I hear bondi is a real pro at jerking guys off, so jrock tells me.

[tera]

 

I'm answering for my man because I know his answer all so well.
A couple of yrs ago I went to a male strip club with two friends and we got very trashed and horny. One of the other girl had drove yet I was the least trashed so I offered to drive and they could stay over at my house to sleep it off. When we got inside my hubby was laid back in his recliner asleep. We imediately noticed his cock was falling out and we got a chuckle out of it. I suggested we play arnd with him and they were all for it. I snuck over and raised his boxers more so he was laying there in all his glory. My hubby is a heavy sleeper so i knew we could get away with some touching if we were careful before he even woke up. I had him in my hand and they were all eyes, told them it was their turn and we all had a feel. The 2nd to hold him still had him in her hand when he woke up not knowing what was happening, we started laughing and told him each has already got to hold him before he awake. The 2nd girl still had ahold so I told her she should see him at attn. My hubby was more than happy for them to see and told her to stroke him, she said it works better for her when it's wet and proceeded to swallow him. His eyes light up and so did mine and the other friends, she got him all wet and went to town giving him a hand job while we watched. After maybe 10 mins I told my other friend that I could have it any time and she should cut in, she knelt down on the other side of his chair and grabbed hold but the first didn't want to stop, he suggested they both do it together which they did, one holding and kissing his balls while the other stroked and occasionally kept him wet with her mouth. It wasn't long and hubby shot a huge load all over his chest, belly and my friends hand. What took it over the edge was my girlfriend licking her hand clean while the other licked his belly and chest clean. They passed out shortly after that and hubby was up and off to work before they got up. Needless to said when he walked thru the livingroom and saw them laying their he had the biggest grin on his face and out the door he went.
When they woke up they were acting embaresed and I told them not to be and described how he looked leaving. That's never happen again but I know that is his ans because of how many x's he has talked about it since!

[ddd35]

I'm answering for my man because I know his answer all so well.
A couple of yrs ago I went to a male strip club with two friends and we got very trashed and horny. One of the other girl had drove yet I was the least trashed so I offered to drive and they could stay over at my house to sleep it off. When we got inside my hubby was laid back in his recliner asleep. We imediately noticed his cock was falling out and we got a chuckle out of it. I suggested we play arnd with him and they were all for it. I snuck over and raised his boxers more so he was laying there in all his glory. My hubby is a heavy sleeper so i knew we could get away with some touching if we were careful before he even woke up. I had him in my hand and they were all eyes, told them it was their turn and we all had a feel. The 2nd to hold him still had him in her hand when he woke up not knowing what was happening, we started laughing and told him each has already got to hold him before he awake. The 2nd girl still had ahold so I told her she should see him at attn. My hubby was more than happy for them to see and told her to stroke him, she said it works better for her when it's wet and proceeded to swallow him. His eyes light up and so did mine and the other friends, she got him all wet and went to town giving him a hand job while we watched. After maybe 10 mins I told my other friend that I could have it any time and she should cut in, she knelt down on the other side of his chair and grabbed hold but the first didn't want to stop, he suggested they both do it together which they did, one holding and kissing his balls while the other stroked and occasionally kept him wet with her mouth. It wasn't long and hubby shot a huge load all over his chest, belly and my friends hand. What took it over the edge was my girlfriend licking her hand clean while the other licked his belly and chest clean. They passed out shortly after that and hubby was up and off to work before they got up. Needless to said when he walked thru the livingroom and saw them laying their he had the biggest grin on his face and out the door he went.
When they woke up they were acting embaresed and I told them not to be and described how he looked leaving. That's never happen again but I know that is his ans because of how many x's he has talked about it since!

great story

[SKULLZ0MBIE]

Sound like a great girls night out

[bondiguy]

When they woke up they were acting embaresed and I told them not to be and described how he looked leaving. That's never happen again but I know that is his ans because of how many x's he has talked about it since!

Holy Shit...

Are you taking applications for Toy Boys?

[Gnappster]

best story I've read here in awhile!

[ddd35]

best story I've read here in awhile!

you told us the best story was the Book (the simpson story )

[Gnappster]

you told us the best story  was  the Book  (the simpson story )

what simpson story?

[hott1976]

i'm really good at giving a hand job while my mouth is working on the rest!

[paybarraman]

i'm really good at giving a hand job while my mouth is working on the rest!

Hey baby...whazzup?

[hott1976]

you like that pay? I think it's much easier to please taht way..i can add a little lubrication without spitting on it like a porn star!

[Bobaloo]

i'm really good at giving a hand job while my mouth is working on the rest!

I love you!


scratch that!!



you complete me!