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Posted by: closeup Mar 9 2006, 11:27 PM

This is the short version for everyone who doesn't want to write a whole story on their first time. Anyway, after reading Lynettes', who can follow that? I'll assume she's down for enjoyable, but what about the rest of you?

Posted by: diane26 Mar 10 2006, 04:24 AM

I am on bondi allert

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 10 2006, 06:58 AM

Granted I am drunk.... but what does this mean?

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Mar 10 2006, 07:50 AM

I was a late bloomer and my sis in laws sister took pity on me and de flowered me one evening. I had always wanted to have sex with her so it was liek a bonus

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 10 2006, 08:12 AM

that is a bee's dick away from incest!

Posted by: evade20 Mar 10 2006, 09:27 AM

Damn, it said click all that apply but would only accept one choice. I guess it isn't a Republican voting machine. "Vote early, vote often!"

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 10 2006, 12:25 PM

It was enjoyable for ME anyway.

Posted by: closeup Mar 10 2006, 02:31 PM

I didn't know that's how it worked. I guess pick the one that comes the closest. If you're on the fence between "Don't know" and "Still a virgin" ,I want to hear the story.

Posted by: Kiana Mar 10 2006, 02:46 PM

Where's the option "IT SUCKED"???

Posted by: closeup Mar 10 2006, 02:54 PM

That would be #3, but the question is, Did the guy enjoy it?

Posted by: Kiana Mar 10 2006, 03:23 PM

Who gives a shit if he enjoyed it? He sucked!!!

Posted by: diane26 Mar 10 2006, 03:26 PM

I was watching for when you came and saw a double post just one with a poll but you were drunk and didn't notice so all are safe

Posted by: diane26 Mar 10 2006, 03:29 PM

Im still a virgin

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 10 2006, 05:15 PM

Oh I did notice but being a poll I granted some slack!

Posted by: diane26 Mar 10 2006, 05:18 PM

Awwww so add a pole and all is cool

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 10 2006, 05:21 PM

people's 1 chance has been taken!

create a duplicate poll at your own peril!

Posted by: diane26 Mar 10 2006, 05:32 PM

Yikes I have the wrong pole on my mind. Sorry still thinking of my next mothers day present:P

Meant POLL

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 10 2006, 05:47 PM

I knew what u meant...


mothers day

Posted by: diane26 Mar 10 2006, 06:35 PM

Yes for mothers day **an excuse for me to shop for myself** I am gonna buy a stripper pole

Posted by: closeup Mar 10 2006, 06:46 PM

I considered adding the poll to the existing thread, but that seemed like hi-jacking someone else's topic/thread. I also considered doing a seperate Male/Female poll so we could compare between the sexes. But I was too lazy, so this is what I did instead.

Posted by: sweetnsexy Mar 10 2006, 07:01 PM

If only he had...instead I did all the sucking!!

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 10 2006, 07:03 PM

and who said the british werent generous?

Posted by: closeup Mar 10 2006, 07:17 PM

I'll bet if you asked him, he had a grand old time and probably thinks you did too. Another way too look at it is that he was so excited by you that he couldn't hold back.

Posted by: hott1976 Mar 13 2006, 07:42 PM

i'm still a virgin to!

Posted by: evade20 Mar 13 2006, 07:50 PM

Yeah, Right!

Posted by: Bobaloo Mar 13 2006, 07:55 PM

Not according to my imagination. You should see the sexy things your body can do

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 14 2006, 06:54 PM

if only that were true.... I'd kill to be the 1st!

Posted by: Hot mama Mar 16 2006, 12:22 PM

i would have to say my first time was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: closeup8 Jul 12 2006, 11:14 AM

I thought that since there are so many new members who havn't taken my poll, I'd bring a topic back that hasn't been seen in a couple of months. Obviously, if you've taken the poll, even under a different name, you should hold out this round. If you havn't, here's you chance to tell us about your first time. Voting is good, voting and details are better, voting, details, and if you happened to catch it on video is best.

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 12 2006, 11:34 AM

First BJ sucked....no pun intended.....we were 12, she had braces, need I go on ....I did fingerbang the hell out of her though







Fucking, same girl, same thing, I was so nervous I didn't even cum, I went home and fucked my pillow....everyone---------> <-----------me

Posted by: ddd35 Jul 12 2006, 12:09 PM

At least your honest ... I admire that

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 12 2006, 12:09 PM

well at least yer honest

Posted by: ddd35 Jul 12 2006, 12:13 PM

My first time wasnt bad , I was 17 and it was with the girl of my dreams , but what a let down , she had a ton of experience maybe 18 guys or so at age 18 , her working parts were slightly wore so to speak , I lasted about 5 minutes but stayed up for the job and kept after it and had my first double orgasm .. the only really good thing was , she told several of her friends about it and before the summer was over I had allot of experience .........

Posted by: ddd35 Jul 12 2006, 12:15 PM

my first BJ was from a drunk girl who I had just met , and she needed a ride home she said shed pay me with a bj , well when I came she puked right in my lap . GO ahead guys laugh its funny to me now after 23 yrs but then I thought i WAS GONNA DIE ..

Posted by: ndboxer Jul 12 2006, 12:17 PM

My first time was bad! Aboutg 2 minutes into it her Mom walked in the room and caught us, I pushed off with my arms and when I landed on the bed next to her I realized what part of my body stuck out the most as it slamed into the bed. I swear it had to take five minutes to get dressed and out the door as I listened to the mom yelling repeadily "Why where you fucking my daughter?"

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 12 2006, 12:20 PM

I thought you would have some story of when you were a pizza delivery boy and had to deliver to a pajama party

DId you at least call her Puke-ahontis?

Posted by: ddd35 Jul 12 2006, 12:20 PM

wow I always worried about getti ng caught by a mom or more so dad .

Posted by: ddd35 Jul 12 2006, 12:23 PM

I was dating this girl about 2 monthes after I had lost my virginity , and I always had to go to her house , her parents wouldnt let her go out allot but they pretty much left us alone , one night she walked me out to the truck and I had her bent over leaning on the seat with the door to the truck open pouring it to her when her dad walks out of the house and Says ( when your done get in the house ) and that was all that was ever said about it ......

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 12 2006, 12:44 PM

heh, look at my age holms


oh man, at least you came

Posted by: Bobaloo Jul 14 2006, 04:11 PM

Well, at least you finished.

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 14 2006, 07:19 PM

Bob... always seeing the positives!

Posted by: wild n crazy Jul 26 2006, 04:45 AM

i would like to call bullshit on the 10% that chose still a virgin!

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 26 2006, 04:51 AM

I like the cut of your jib...

I can't believe evade voted 5 times

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 26 2006, 01:33 PM

yeah, it's gotta be WAY higher haha


HEY-OH!


"Well, it's clear you've been falsely accused. Because no one, anywhere, ever, would pretend to be a 44-year-old virgin."

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 27 2006, 01:37 AM

spotted!

Posted by: closeup Jul 27 2006, 06:14 PM

I was wondering that myself, but why would anyone feel the need to lie? Maybe they were refering to a "Born-again" virgin, which is like a non-virgin starting over again at zero. In other words, bullshit.

Posted by: belicked6924 Jul 27 2006, 07:15 PM

Or it could be Bondi's soon-to-be 12 year old girlfriends.

Posted by: evade20 Jul 27 2006, 07:18 PM

My first was before you were born!

At least none of mine were sheep!










Oh, that;s right, only Kiwi's do sheep....

Posted by: stevieboy Jul 27 2006, 07:37 PM

My first sexual experience was in my junior year of high school. There was this girl who I had been friends with for a long time...always thought she was hot, but just never acted on it. Then one day more or less as a "joke" and to see if I could get away with it, I just reached out and grabbed hold of her tits right through her shirt. I just laughed and said...sorry...there were there and I always wanted to do that. She told me to stop by her place after school so of course I did.

At first we just talked and she said she always found me "cute" but thought since we were friends, it would have messed stuff had she told me that. I told her I felt the same way and eventually we started kissing and kinda stroking each other through our clothes. finally she took off her shirt to show me the prize and I immediately begain fondling and kissing her breasts while she unzipped my pants and starting playing with my dick.

She told me she was horny, but did not want to have sex because she was "saving herself" for marriage...I was hard, she was hot...so I said...ok how about you suck it instead. At first she was hesitant...saying no...she'd just stroke it off instead. It was better than nothing and I was horny so I figured what the hell..thankfully curiousity got the better of her. It was not too long that she hiked up her skirt so I could play with her tight little pussy. Then she asked me if I ever tasted one...and I said no...but I'd love to see what it tastes like. She told me I could and I said...only if you taste mine too. She hesitated and said "what if I don't like it" and I said...well if you want me to lick yours...you need to lick mine. She said ok...so I dug in to get my first taste of pussy. It was like candy on my tongue...and the more I licked it, the more she sucked on me. She could tell the excitement was getting to me and I would not be able to hold it for long so she stopped and said "you just can't cum in my mouth". At that point, I didn't care so I said "yeah...ok"...but it was not long before I lost it...she pulled me out of her mouth and aimed me at her tits...but neither of us were prepared for what was about to happen. I came on her tits, but I also splattered way up into her hair, on her face, on her chin and her neck. At first she was mad, but then she licked a small drop off her lips. She smiled and said she liked it, then proceeded to lick off the rest of what she could reach with her tongue then she told me I better go before her parents came home.

I went home with her several more times after that and each time, I got the blowjob of my life now that she was hooked on the taste, it was easy to get her to suck me off...but thats as far as it ever went. I always wanted to be her first and really fuck her...but she would never let me. Always said she was saving herself for marriage. She never made it...a year later, she started dating some "skater dude" and got knocked up...she moved away and drifted outta sight. I still wonder what it would have been like to have been her first...but I gotta be greatful for the memories of some of the best freaking head I have ever had in my life

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 28 2006, 01:07 AM

Technically if you haven't had sex for over a year you once again become a virgin (of sorts)... guess that counts for you and pay!

Sheep joke = New Zealanders. You could of said Dingo, Kangaroo etc

Posted by: pirateguy7 Jul 28 2006, 01:49 AM

I don't think so but if you are I would love to lose my virginity to you.

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 28 2006, 01:55 AM

I have read this 3 times and all I am seeing is that you wanna have sex with Cloesup to lose your virginity?

Also, judging by ur nickname you are a male, and so is closeup, making the event much more sickening

Posted by: pirateguy7 Jul 28 2006, 02:06 AM

I thought I was replying to Hott1976 not Closeup. not sure how to reply and quote the message I intended.

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 28 2006, 02:09 AM

sure

Click the quote button "below" the post you'd wish to quote

Posted by: evade20 Jul 28 2006, 02:53 AM

At least they aren't llamas!

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 28 2006, 02:55 AM

Im not sure what that means but we don't even call them Llamas here

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 28 2006, 10:27 AM

Usually one has to twist people's post around to make them look gay, but that did it all by itself

Posted by: summoner Jul 28 2006, 10:36 AM

I was 15, guy was 18, I was at music festival with my parents (yes, you can laugh if you want ) and I met this guy during my favorite bands gig. I have always knew that I lost my virginity when Iīm 15 It wasnt great for me but maybe he did enjoyed it...I was a lot tighter than Iīm now and if I donīt remember right, his cock didnīt fit in all the way. Anyways, we had sex few times after that and he was my first real boyfriend but we did live in different cities and he found a new one (so did I ) after couple of months. And I have had a lot better sex after that...and thanks to my dear hubbie

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 28 2006, 05:34 PM

At my lowest point, I almost pity him... and then I remembered, he's trying to be gay!

Posted by: SKULLZOMBIE Jul 1 2009, 09:50 AM

hey newbies, tell us your stories?

Posted by: fangirl09 Jul 3 2009, 01:48 PM

My first time was when I was 16, with my first "true love." We'd been dating for about 6 months and decided one day after school to give it a go =) Nothing romantic about it, I sat on the edge of a fouton in his parents basement and he knelt and fucked me. Short and sweet...kinda hurt...didn't really think much of it. His parents were even home upstairs lol

Now, it did get better, I promise! =) Plus I think sex just gets better as you get older!

Posted by: polyamorous96 Jul 3 2009, 02:05 PM

My first time was when I was 19, and my girlfriend was 18...July 4th 2007. We were dating for a month and we were both virgins, but she really wanted it and knew I was worth it. I enjoyed it, but her on the other hand said it hurt. The more we do it the better it gets.

We are still together to this day, and will be hopefully for a long time.

Posted by: All hairy and natural Nov 28 2023, 02:30 PM

I was 17My girlfriend was 18No protection at all was used. We both wanted it and it was totally mutual. I can definitely say we both enjoyed it but in the same sense she did tell me it hurt but not enough for us to stop , and we also tried different sexual positions to ease the hurt she definitely made a point to tell me what position hurt just a little bit and the positions that felt very good to her. She was very tight. Every position for her and for me got better and better the more intercourse we had. Enjoyable and definitely grew from there ! Hairy