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Posted by: jrock8 Sep 7 2005, 01:43 PM

Ladies, if your could give men one or two pieces of advice when it comes to the bedroom, what would they be?

feel free to discuss things from "taking it slow", to techniques, to spots to hit, etc... we could be talking about foreplay or oral, or sex... and it could be things to make sure you definitely do, or make sure to definitely avoid...

i know these threads fall apart rather quickly (i'm guilty of it myself a lot, lol), but let's see if we can keep a semi-serious discussion going...

Posted by: juicy_DD Sep 7 2005, 06:50 PM

well J it sounds like you need some new techniques now your g/f has come to stay!

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 7 2005, 08:53 PM

J has techniques? wow....i guess theres a first time for everything!

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 8 2005, 01:21 AM

ooh, naraz... this is NOT an area where i think you want to rumble

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2005, 02:42 AM

as dirty as it feels I agree with jrock haha. Narazbad is your technique...
GET COCK INTO PUSSY? haha

Nice thread.... hope to see some feedback

Posted by: titlover121 Sep 8 2005, 03:55 AM

just go with the flow is what i always say!

Posted by: clincar Sep 8 2005, 04:04 AM

Don't rush the foreplay, it's just as important!!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2005, 04:07 AM

Fore........p l a y??????


haha just fucking with ya

Posted by: clincar Sep 8 2005, 04:09 AM

We ladies don't like the "wham bam thank you man"!!!
Well, not all the time

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2005, 04:11 AM

I see.... *furiously writes down these tips* haha

Posted by: clincar Sep 8 2005, 04:17 AM

If the mood is right! Then I'm sure you'll enjoy what ever position you both take on

Posted by: clincar Sep 8 2005, 04:18 AM

If that don't work - get a copy of the Karma Sutra and experiment!!! Hehehehe

Posted by: sussed2 Sep 8 2005, 05:04 AM

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2005, 07:22 AM

Will you help me practice sussed?

Posted by: sussed2 Sep 8 2005, 07:45 AM

Yeah, like you need practice wise guy!!!!

Posted by: latinlover Sep 8 2005, 11:03 AM

sussed,practice makes perfect,so please help me

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 8 2005, 11:59 AM

this thread is great, hope to see more advice!

my sexual knowledge is limited to: insert somewhere close and preferably moist; thrust; repeat

Posted by: juicy_DD Sep 8 2005, 04:08 PM

1) guys remember girls dont do pissy dicks!! thats for starters!! hygiene is very important

2) A woman wants to feel sexy/attractive/wanted so we like to be treated like that not just sex machines

3) little surprises are always nice not overly great gestures just ones that let us know you want us for more than just sex!

4) us women like oral sex too so dont expect just us to do the business!

5) and also yes us ladies like to cuddle up to you after sex and it is deemed rude to rollover and fart afterwards

6) Us ladies do like to do several positions in one session so don't be afraid to ask

7) Don't be afraid to ask if you can use our sex toys on us...it's nice to get the man involved

These are a few tips really that always help

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 8 2005, 04:11 PM

once again, juicy shows us why she's awesome... thanks hun

as far as #3 goes... what kinds of little surprises are you talking about/do you really like?

Posted by: juicy_DD Sep 8 2005, 04:14 PM

just things that make a girl feel special little things like goin to the shop and just buyin ya girl something that you usually wouldnt...my hubby goes to the shop and occasionally brings me a lotto scratchcard which doesnt cost much but it always makes me feel warm inside for him just thinking of me when I wasnt there......ok now she waits for the piss takin

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 8 2005, 04:20 PM

no "piss takin" here juicy... but you can have something else if you want

Posted by: juicy_DD Sep 8 2005, 04:21 PM

also....flowers work if your girl is pist and feels like the world is against her those are the things that I like and mean more than most things

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 8 2005, 05:35 PM

lol...whos to say i have a technique? remember..one time boy over here... i hardly had time to figure out what the fuck i was doing! rofl

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 8 2005, 05:40 PM

and by that time it was over

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 8 2005, 05:41 PM

aww, naraz, you didn't mention your one time was with gnapp... i hope he was gentle at least...

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 8 2005, 05:47 PM

fuck no, i didn't even have the common courtesy to give him a reach around.

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 8 2005, 05:51 PM

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 8 2005, 06:13 PM

damnit J, you had to bring that up didnt you! i had blocked that trauma out of my mind!! *bawls*

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 9 2005, 02:11 AM

alright, so i was reading the "girls who squirt" thread and thought that it seemed like the ultimate thing to be able to get a girl to do...

so, since it seems to fit well w/this thread, from those women that are able to do it, how do you need to be stimulated for it to happen? does it only happen during oral/fingering, or also through sex? does the build-up to it feel different than for a normal orgasm so she'll know what to feel for?

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 9 2005, 11:40 AM

well i'm a dude, but I can give some advice on how to get your girl to squirt, or how to do it if you are a female.

last night, my lady opened the floodgates, so to speak. so try this method if you're looking to make your lady cum really hard.
prop her butt up with some pillows or get her to arch her hips in the air, so that when you're fucking her you're nailing her g-spot each thrust(if you don't know what a g-spot is or where to find it, google it). At the same time rub her clit, or she can do it or use a vibrator or whatever. Do this long and hard enuff and she bound to squirt like a geyser. But every person's different so experiment lol.

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 9 2005, 01:21 PM

apparently it's in the middle of north dakota... who knew? i guess that's why it's so hard to find

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 9 2005, 01:32 PM

well that explains SOME of your problems

Posted by: FORAGOODTIME Sep 9 2005, 01:34 PM

I gotta agree with the gnappster... I can make myself squirt by shoving one of these babies in me[attachmentid=3544] while using a vibrator to rub my clit! Works like a charm!

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 9 2005, 01:35 PM

uhh what IS that?

Posted by: FORAGOODTIME Sep 9 2005, 01:37 PM

They call them "eggs", some come with a tail like that and some are just smooooth!

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 9 2005, 01:38 PM

what's the black part? battery pack? does the thing vibrate, inflate, or what? and how big is it?

Posted by: FORAGOODTIME Sep 9 2005, 01:42 PM

OK..OK..OK.... The black part holds the batteries... there is a cord (wouldn't want to lose it! lol ). The thing vibrates and the little tail is great!

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 9 2005, 01:47 PM

hmm, sounds like it could be fun...


now, for everyone that doesn't have one of those... if you're relying on, say, your good ole' fingers to stimulate her g-spot, what kind of pressure do you need to use? i've read some stuff that says standard stimulation (like when you rub her clit) simply isn't hard enough... also, how much stimulation/length of time does it usually take for one of these orgasms to build? same as for clitoral ones, more, less, varies?... thoughts?

Posted by: FORAGOODTIME Sep 9 2005, 01:56 PM

Every one is different, the first time it happened to me I was 17 years old didn't have a clue as to what just happened... we were just having "straight-up sex" when I thought I pissed myself or something! My "much more expercienced" partner explained to me what happened. I think the g-spot is the key, once you find it, bang away baby! As far as length of time and how much stimulation.... again everyone is different.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 9 2005, 02:05 PM

yeah the g-spot is the key me thinks, hence, propping up her butt so that you're rubbing it while plugging away. I would tend to think you should have sex from every which way so she is good and warmed up then finish in the manner stated previous. Gotta make sure you stimulate the clit though, or you may never get her there.
Sometimes it only takes a couple minutes but everyone is different.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 11 2005, 12:17 AM

haha well you can't blame a guy for trying... but like someone said practice makes perfect. Its aways good to get another viewpoint on things! haha

Juicy- nice tips hun, I also like several positions in one session and I keep my personal hygiene at a maximum level at all times!

Posted by: juicy_DD Sep 14 2005, 05:40 AM

I never doubted you hun...but I am sure not all men are like you!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 15 2005, 02:58 AM

well, modesty not being a strong point... I'd have to agree with you, though on the same hand, not all women are like you sexy

Posted by: boanna Jul 28 2006, 03:32 PM

i am digging this thread up!! and this quote seems like a good place to start.

foreplay...sometimes it needs to start a lot earlier in the day than a man thinks...like give her a fucking phone call while u are still at work and tell her something u just cant wait to come home and do sexually with her. she will anticipate it and be more than ready when the evening comes...and the man will probably get a better than average dinner cooked for him too!

one place boanna loves to do some foreplay on him is anywhere that he cannot do a damn thing about it! it teases the hell out of him and i love it! like when he is driving the truck (yea, i know, somewhere in another thread many of us folks who have vehicle sex got really slammed for this cause someone said it was a hazard to other drivers....i guess it would be cause our truck is high and other drivers cant see in...so it would be a hazard to them if they saw my head come up and down but couldnt see the real action! )

but we dont always want foreplay, or at least boanna doesnt. sometimes enough is enough and i just need the dang cock in me already, so get after it! or if we are taping it and the video on my camera only allows for 3 minute videos! then i have to decide...do we wanna tape some foreplay or just the fucking on this one?

tv watching during sex...this means u were watching tv and started messing around...it doesnt mean u start to mess around, then turned on the tv (the latter to me would be a sign that i needed to get a good lawyer!) if the tv happens to be on, the only tv boanna allows on during sex is a baseball game! (i get a rise out of all those men in their tight uniforms, and then theres the wood, and all those balls....)

final piece of advice...when you are done, that doesnt mean we are done. so dont roll over and grab the remote, or take off to the kitchen for some cookies and milk, until the look of raw animal insticts is gone from my eye.

Posted by: jrock8 Jul 28 2006, 03:35 PM

umm, marry me?


eh, screw that, i don't need that kind of committment... let's just fuck lol

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 28 2006, 03:36 PM

wow , that's actually pretty insightful...what's it doing posted here haha.



but how do we know which it is???

Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jul 28 2006, 03:40 PM

I'm with you BO


Sometimes just pull my pants off & fuck me

Other times push me to my knees & stick your cock in my mouth.

Posted by: jrock8 Jul 28 2006, 03:44 PM

i LOVE your idea of foreplay

Posted by: boanna Jul 28 2006, 03:45 PM

its posted here cause felt like digging this thread up.

u will know which mood i am in....its easy to tell...if i grab your cock and shove it inside me, thats a dead giveaway that i am not interested in too much foreplay.

but if i dont even take my panties off, just pull the crotch of them to one side and then shove your cock in me, then its pretty much obvious i didnt want any foreplay at all!

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 28 2006, 03:53 PM

i think I got it, but just to be sure how bout some pictorial aids

Posted by: boanna Jul 28 2006, 04:09 PM

this site is chock full of ladies like us BB! these men are lucky to have us!

Posted by: ddd35 Jul 28 2006, 04:32 PM

Well doll sometimes foreplay is highly overated ,, theres times ya just gota slam that pussy and GET R DONE !!!!!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 28 2006, 05:23 PM

So that's what it is! haha

I usually call my fiancee from work on a daily basis and I am the cook in my household! haha

I do know what u mean about it being a mood thing. Sometimes my girl is up for foreplay, somtimes its on like Donkey Kong within seconds!

Nice column!

Posted by: shells Jul 29 2006, 08:28 AM

1) Dont allow sex to become a routine... vary scenarios...positions...places...times etc...

2) Communicate and be able to communicate... we all need a little guidance.

3) Start your sex session before you get home... tease in public places... resturants... remove your knickers on the motorway... be descriptive... fuck your partners brains as well as their body... send erotic emails... text messages... picture messages.... dress up.. experiment... play dares (if the other person does the dare they get a prize).... ladies a suprise BJ when they walk in the door... AT the front door without saying hello first works wonders.... once you are with someone never give up seducing or chasing them...

4) To really get an insight how your partner likes to be touched ask them to masturbate to orgasm in front of you..

5) Be able to make love and fuck in the same sex session.... look each other right in the eyes when you come... be forfilled (mentally and/or physically) wether it be a 5 minute quickie on the way out to a party or a three hour marathon....

Believe me.... this works...

Shells

Posted by: Mr_Trent Jul 29 2006, 11:39 AM

*takes a bunch of notes from Bo and Shells*

Who would have thought, educational AND beautiful

Posted by: shells Jul 29 2006, 11:50 AM

Mine and Bo's book on great fucking will be available soon in all good bookshops....

S x

Posted by: Mr_Trent Jul 29 2006, 12:01 PM

*preorders 5 copies*

Gotta make sure...

It's good for a person like myself. PM me if you wanna find out why

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 29 2006, 07:55 PM

you make it too easy

Posted by: wild n crazy Jul 30 2006, 12:57 AM

Bo and shells know what they are talking about. confidence is sexy and a girl will always like hearing how much you want her. their advice on starting early before you get home is soo true.. if my bf called me and told me anything dirty or how he wants me when he got home i would be waiting for him naked or in something sexy ready for fun!

Posted by: Mr_Trent Jul 30 2006, 02:42 AM

Of course I do... I just wanted to see if you'd be first on the scene...

And Man I was right

But that's okay... Your attention is loved

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 30 2006, 05:40 AM

Oh don't let it go to ur head.... I have a cold and haven't left the house this weekend... couple that with the fact I am a board whore... I'd post after ANYONE

Posted by: Mr_Trent Jul 30 2006, 02:28 PM

Well soon I shall take up residence in the board whore's lounge...

Unfortunately I'm going to need to think of some witty comments if I want to survive there

Posted by: belicked6924 Jul 30 2006, 03:17 PM

Witty comments or not, you're best bet is to not drop the soap, Bobaloo or Gnappy may take advantage of you if you do.

Posted by: Mr_Trent Jul 30 2006, 04:03 PM

Thank you for the warning, I'll have to keep that in mind...

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 31 2006, 01:17 AM

http://www.humorsphere.com/insults/comebacks.htm



MAY?

Posted by: belicked6924 Jul 31 2006, 01:20 AM

Dammit that should've been a "will".


And a for the first part.

Posted by: bondiguy Jul 31 2006, 01:23 AM

I am here all week... try the veal!

Posted by: belicked6924 Jul 31 2006, 01:38 AM

modification, spotted

Posted by: boanna Jul 31 2006, 11:50 AM

me too, even when i dont have anything to say.

Posted by: jrock8 Jul 31 2006, 12:06 PM

i believe that's called "pulling an evade" (although, to really master that skill, you also need to be able to post even if you were the last previous poster and the thread has seen no action since then)

Posted by: belicked6924 Jul 31 2006, 06:19 PM

And bump the same thread for at least 3 posts in a row on different days.

Posted by: Mr_Trent Jul 31 2006, 08:25 PM

I see... so that's how to pull an evade.

And Bo, you can boardwhore on me anytime you want...

It's bondi I worry about... sometimes I think he might want something from me

I'm for the females only

Posted by: belicked6924 Aug 1 2006, 08:13 PM

You make that sound like you want to pull on Evade





Disclaimer: No I do not want to touch Evade in any way.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 2 2006, 03:02 AM

Yeah!






BAM! haha

Posted by: Lynette Aug 3 2006, 10:03 PM

Just be yourself. She'll either like you or she won't. Sooner or later the right chemistry will happen with someone.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 4 2006, 01:05 AM

sound advice... seems almost out of place here

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Aug 10 2006, 04:16 PM

Good advice Gnappy, I have had many of those orgasims you talked about the first time was just from him going down town, other times was using a clit vibrator, fingering he hasn't yet been able to nail my g spot but the clitoral stimulation was plenty to flood the gates and the past few months riding him has hit my g spot and I never thought anything could top that clitoral stimulation until that happend. I cant even describe how good it feels and there is enough flooding to keep you lubricated for weeks. I have ridden him many times and never did it feel like it has been lately trying differant places to ride on.

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 11 2006, 08:59 AM

YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAA!!!!! feel free to come take a ride on the wild side Cutie !!!!!!!!

Posted by: boanna Aug 23 2006, 04:44 PM

so what should we do this week?

Posted by: boanna Aug 23 2006, 04:45 PM

me too!

(bam?)

Posted by: boanna Aug 23 2006, 04:50 PM

i love coming back over and over to this bondi slip-statement. its not like u bondi, to leave yourself this open.

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 23 2006, 04:55 PM

Bondi leaves himself open in front of all types of boys. We straight people try to ignore it as best possible.

Posted by: boanna Aug 23 2006, 05:08 PM

hes on the "other" side of the world, u know, the wrong side, probably sleeping right now. i should dig up all his "bent- over- pants- down- ready- to- take- it- like- a- circus- pony" posts and start a thread with them. Open season for a bondi hunt! no draw required! what a nice surprise for him with his morning coffee! i thought he was leaving? he will never leave. we could all suffer for it, but instead, i take a positive approach to mr. god- like- smartypants....set him up, then use him!

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 23 2006, 05:12 PM

I thought it was prepubescent girls he had a penchant for.



will this thread contain pics of your boobs?

Posted by: boanna Aug 23 2006, 05:17 PM

of course, i never break the rules!

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 23 2006, 05:45 PM

fuck? seems like a simple plan to me

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 23 2006, 06:17 PM

Well, yes, that's true. But I'm sure that doesn't compare to prepubescent boys dressed like girls. I bet that would really rev his motor


Well done

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 24 2006, 07:56 AM

Good BAM use



Im usually high and or drunk so I read over my posts the next day and go, :fuck, did I say that?"



ouch!

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 24 2006, 10:15 AM

boanna...

he's got over 6000 posts. wouldn't it just be easier to find the ones that DON'T fit into that category?

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2006, 02:12 AM

To be fair I had some good stuff around December 05

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 25 2006, 07:06 AM

Posted by: belicked6924 Aug 25 2006, 08:12 PM

Posted by: Mr_Trent Aug 27 2006, 04:19 AM

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 27 2006, 07:44 AM

oh no... evade has logged as 3 different members

Posted by: boanna Aug 28 2006, 02:03 PM

well, you're a fun target, easy to pick on, cause you bend over and take it like a man! but you don't squeal like a pig too often and i never know what kind of response you'll make. it's like christmas morn...looking at bondi response posts. "is he gonna get pissed or ignore it all together....dang! neither! he just critiques his own punishment...."

1881, Goodnight Texas, Bondi Hanging, Noon

...as the lady with big hooters slips the rope over his neck she yells back at him "don't tell me how to do my job! the ropes NOT too lose!"

bondi's last words..."if you felt it from my end, you'd realize I am completely correct".

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 28 2006, 02:06 PM

uh-oh... it looks like boanna got into bondi's stash

Posted by: boanna Aug 28 2006, 02:12 PM

no, its not even noon yet!

Posted by: boanna Aug 28 2006, 02:13 PM

ITS FROM LACK OF SEX!!!! It fogs the mind.

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 28 2006, 02:16 PM

well it can't be b/c YOU aren't in the mood... wtf is going on over there??!!

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 28 2006, 02:28 PM

that's a crime against humanity!

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 30 2006, 03:06 AM

Well when it comes to great breasts I am like a deer caught in the headlights so I have no witty remarks!



I was going to say the same thing... I read that like 3 times and still cant make any sense of it

Posted by: wild n crazy Aug 30 2006, 03:25 AM

nope! that is wild in the stash!!

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 30 2006, 03:41 AM

you can "smoke" my "stash" anytime

Posted by: Rockwulf Sep 3 2006, 11:49 AM

You know why women fake orgasms? It's because they think we care.

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 3 2006, 01:05 PM

wait wait wait wait wait...boana not getting any??? jesus christ thats fucked

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 4 2006, 01:49 AM

sound advice

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 4 2006, 02:40 AM

you wouldnt know sound advice if it bit you in the taint! lol

Posted by: closeup Sep 4 2006, 10:40 PM

Is it just me, or is this thread like walking in half-way thru a movie and tring to figure out what happen before you got there? I admit, I'm lost. When was the last post that had anything to do with the topic? In the last 10 posts, here's what we've learned:

1) Boanna can be as obscure as the rest of us.

2) Naz is back

3) Wild n Crazy knows what she means, but the rest of us have no idea.

4) Boanna needs more dick, more often

5) Some new guy uses this topic to make his first post, which is closer to the topic
than the last ten. Amazing how that happened.

6) Gnappy, J-Rock and Bondi will post in any thead, for any reason. (Although I
think we already knew that )

7) I actually have nothing to add to the topic either.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 5 2006, 11:54 AM

it's funny cuz it's true

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 5 2006, 12:04 PM

in staying with the topic of the thread , good advice for men would be dont send naked Pics of your cock to lynette unless she asked for them she doesnt likethem OKAY , YEah I saw that in her thread , and No I havent done it Just passing on what I read ........

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 5 2006, 12:16 PM

fair enough...but all the other women still enjoy it right?

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 5 2006, 12:25 PM

Well I cant say I have never sent one unsolicited anyway , but why dont you try and report back to us your findings

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 6 2006, 02:16 AM

You wouldnt know a female orgasm if it spat at you in the face!

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 6 2006, 02:17 AM

no... but he knows the male orgasm for exactly the same reason

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 6 2006, 02:20 AM

I set em, you spike em

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 6 2006, 12:14 PM

and I laugh my ass off at them

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 6 2006, 09:27 PM

And I submit an evade-esque post

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 7 2006, 01:16 AM

The system works!

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 7 2006, 06:42 AM

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 7 2006, 03:09 PM

Hey, we already have our evade-esque post covered here, buddy. You're going to have to come up with something else.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 7 2006, 11:52 PM

next thing you know he'll be bumping these threads

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 8 2006, 07:17 AM

well here ya go hey look both hands

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2006, 05:51 PM

Well there he goes

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 8 2006, 06:56 PM

Welp, that sure is something else. Love the candor. Well done

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 9 2006, 02:24 PM

welp , its all done in fun
I had to come up with something Im little to old to watch the simpsons and enjoy it and be able to quote it here ...

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 9 2006, 04:38 PM

Nonsense. People of all ages can watch and enjoy the Simpsons. Quoting it, however, is a gift.

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 10 2006, 07:27 AM

glad you cleared that up I thought it was a sickness

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 11 2006, 03:15 AM

Wash your mouth out with soap!!!!



Abso didly utely

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 11 2006, 02:20 PM

Hazzah!

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 11 2006, 04:18 PM

I just havent found anything really funny about watching a cartoon that is on during the prime time shows .

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 11 2006, 04:21 PM

have you ever given one a chance. I'm not saying all cartoons are great, but the simpsons is very clever and way funnier and entertaining than 95% of prime time comedy shows that are out now. If you combined Taxi, Seinfield, the simpsons, Cheers, and 3d: accepting your gay self, you would have the funniest fall lineup of all time.

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 11 2006, 04:26 PM

opinions vary , taxi was good only cause of the chickand the goofy guy jim , sienfeld never watched , cheers , its about a bunch of guys hanging out at a bar , never watched hardly any of them to be honest ,

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 11 2006, 04:32 PM

what shows DO you find funny?
My 2 dads? Full House? The Facts of Life?

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 11 2006, 04:34 PM

they all suck ,

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 11 2006, 04:36 PM

dude, did you ever watch the facts of life? it was hysterical... they were like "these are the facts"... but they were CLEARLY opinions

oh, and full house was pretty funny too... i mean, not because there were jokes or anything... but b/c you got to see what the olson twins looked like before they became cokeheads... oh yeah, and you can see what uncle jessie was like before rebecca romjin figured out she was a supermodel and he was uncle jessie

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 11 2006, 04:37 PM

Cheers is about so much more. The talking and situations are what is funny, the bar setting is just the vehicle to get to the funny stuff. What better setting than a bar to give you the opportunity to have a show lead anywhere??

Taxi was a great show in its time. Granted I was a youngster then, but I remember laughing my ass off. Watching it now is funny, but I can see where it might seem boring to some people because it's an older style show.

Seinfeld is excellent!!! Having not been into that or even seen a show like Seinfled, it seems you're not into original situation comedy. And that's fine. It explains why you would find a show like the simpsons not that funny. But I will say that your sense of humor does need a bit of a boost.

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 11 2006, 04:38 PM

Dude, I had a crush on the Olsen twins before they were famous!!

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 11 2006, 04:46 PM

umm, weren't they like 1 then?


wow, and i thought bondi was the resident pedophile...

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 11 2006, 04:46 PM

Mrs. Garret was a fox! That's fact baby!


I always wondered something. When they all went to some event together who the fuck was watching the bar???



That could have been put a lot more crudely. Way to take the high road...well sort of.

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 11 2006, 04:49 PM

I take your comments as a compliment , and you may be right it might need a boost , in the day of there just being 4 0r 6 channels to watch on tv when I was growing up , we watched allot of mash , Vegas , waltons mountain , hawaii 5 0 , alice , rockford files , taxi , hogans heros , glligans island , most of these were way before sienfeld , and those , remember guys im 40 , by the time most of these new ones were out , we finnally had a satellite dish out here in the sticks , so we watch , HBO , cinemax , showtown , stars , I was sick of reglar tv had been watching it for 20 yrs , so I didnt watch much of the shows you refer to , the only time I turn fox on now is when there is a nascar race on , or the bears are playing , this might help explain , My kids watch the simpsons when there mother doesnt catch them and make them shut it off , it might be funny , I havent wanted to find out usually I can find something else to watch ....

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 11 2006, 05:01 PM

I don't watch much TV either... especially sit coms, so I know where you're coming from. I'm more of a movie fan. You mention some great shows. Simpsons is just one that I like because I can relate to a lot of it... most people can, no matter their situation. I'll expound on that in a second. Other shows are all about driving a funny plot (or what they think is a funny plot). The simpsons has plot drivers, but they also usually have a B story and some great sight gags and current event digs... something most shows cannot afford because they are not animated.

Your wife is making a mistake by forbidding the kids to watch the Simpsons. Now if she's just saying no TV, then that's one thing. But the simpsons is not immoral... in fact it's more moral than most programs on TV these days. It encourages religion, culture, and respect for all men and women of all ages and capacities.

Bobaloo expounding: During the commentary for (i think) Streetcar named Marge, one of the commentators mentioned that he was watching an episode with his in-laws, his wife, and his children. there wre three generations wathcing the show and all were lauging. The interesting thing is that they all laughed usually at different parts. The point is, all three age brackets were able to relate to the show in their own way. It's a successful show because of it's fortunate ability to reach such a wide audience.

Okay. I'm done now. Two more sentences and this post will be too long for even bondi and Gnappy to read

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 11 2006, 05:07 PM

fair enough I may have to take the time to watch it sometime , movies I can watch over and over , i really like the old red dawn , and varsity blues to start with , there are many but to name a couple

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 11 2006, 05:11 PM

both good movies. For some reason I really like varsity blues. Must have something to do with the hot broads. Something about whipped cream bikinis and stripper teachers really does it for me. totally even makes you forget that pansy assed Dawson is starring in it.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 11 2006, 05:12 PM

wow, deep.

My wife always says she doesn't want to watch simpsons, yet every time she watches she laughs her ass off too.

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 11 2006, 05:16 PM

well the stripper teacher ROCKS , but I can relate to the story of the underdog now being in the star quarter back position , our hometown football coach is the same way . WIN at all costs .

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 11 2006, 05:29 PM

Must be true. I hear the Bradley football team is still undefeated!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 13 2006, 04:29 AM

Agreed! Simpsons started its first season, maybe also season 2 as a kids show but it has evolved and the sattire, the comedy the derive from current events is unmatched. In years from now, TV history will be talking about the Simpsons as the greatest ever television program!

Also Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom ever! If Seinfeld was never made there would have been no Friends, No Everybody Loves Raymond etc



A tag I am happy to get rid off

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 13 2006, 11:22 AM

I remember as a kid, seeing Jerry Seinfeld on Letterman and thinking this is the funniest guy ever. Then he was on again and said he was coming out with a new sitcom, which I thought was the best idea ever and I watched it from the very begining. I always told people, ya gotta check this show out, it's great! And they would respond with a "Seinfeld, who the hell is Seinfel?" The first few seasons didn't even get that great of ratings. I think it wasn't until it went into syndication did the popularity of the new episodes skyrocket.

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 13 2006, 11:38 AM

I loved the show. We used to talk about the thursday evening's new episode every Friday in the work lunchroom. We woudl laugh our asses off just rehashing the shows. My dad loved the show too. but he still can't get the name right. calls him <stine - feeld>

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 13 2006, 03:51 PM

i guess that makes you "pedophile emeritus" then...


classy

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Sep 14 2006, 12:52 AM

stfu Flanders....

lol

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 14 2006, 04:55 AM

Spotted.... I think (not as good with Seinfeld as Simpsons)

It created the original "water cooler" effect

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 14 2006, 07:11 AM

Id much rather watch Denny Crane

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 14 2006, 08:23 AM

who the fuck is denny crane???

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 14 2006, 11:38 AM

That's OK, I'd rather watch Sybil Danning

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 14 2006, 12:30 PM

William shatner plays him in the Hit Tv serious , BOSTON LEGAL , hes a senial old attorney that gets all kinds of pussy ... its only been on for 1 season you probably wont get it down under till next season ...

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 14 2006, 12:34 PM

you----MEAN----Cap--tainKIRK?

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 14 2006, 12:35 PM

At one time yes

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 14 2006, 02:27 PM

I saw/heard an something a parody clip of Star Trek, like 24 or something. They were all old and stuff. Scotty was like, I don't have the power...to get out of this wheel chair. Maybe it was on you tube, I just can't remember. It's on the tip of my brain, I just can't reach it.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 14 2006, 03:12 PM

I remember it too. It was on Hilarious House of Frightenstein I think.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 15 2006, 12:39 AM

Oh we got that down here a while ago but it got axed a few episodes in because of poor ratings and the fact it sucked balls