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Posted by: jrock8 Sep 7 2005, 01:04 AM
this thread is for all those board whores out there... mainly bondi and naraz (maybe even me one day if i'm oh so lucky)
it takes so damn long to get through all the threads b/c of all the tangents you guys go off to that i thought i'd see if we could corral you two in here... we all know we can't stop you, we can only hope to contain you 
so go wild, go crazy, try not to shoot your eyes out or get kicked in the nuts by runaway kangaroos... talk about boobs, or drunken nights, or boobs, or making fun of each other, or boobs... 
(and yes, i fully expect this thread will bomb... but you can't fault me for trying, lol)
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 7 2005, 02:17 AM
you forgot about puppet!!
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 7 2005, 02:21 AM
i got the impression he was the whore-to-end-all-board-whores so that he was entitled to a little slack...
(plus i just saw his pic and it looks like he could kick my ass... lol)
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 7 2005, 02:24 AM
rofl your damn right he could....i remember freaking puppet from the old days and i remember his pics..looks just about like most other texan hard core fuckers!
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 7 2005, 02:26 AM
i've said it before and i'll say it again...
i've messed with texas... it's not that tough 
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 7 2005, 02:27 AM
aint messed with the right parts then
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 7 2005, 02:29 AM
fuuuuuuck... i ain't messin' with your parts...
besides, i thought that was bondi's job 
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 7 2005, 02:30 AM
rofl i was waiting..as soon as i hit add i knew one was comming
Posted by: paybarraman Sep 7 2005, 07:37 AM
besides, i thought that was bondi's job
OHHHHHHH SNAP!!!!!
JRock......I guess your GF is giving you a little more leeway than you'd thought you'd get huh.....
Posted by: sussed2 Sep 7 2005, 09:38 AM
Am I a board whore?
errr.... glancing at my avatar, do I really even need to ask that ? lol
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 7 2005, 11:12 AM
i've messed with texas... it's not that tough
george bush doesn't count
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 7 2005, 11:14 AM
puppet must be having too much sex...
back in the day, he used to rack up like 50 posts a day, and that was when the total posts made by all other members combined was about 5 a day 
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 7 2005, 12:59 PM
errr.... glancing at my avatar, do I really even need to ask that ? lol
sussed, you can be my board whore anyday (or several times a day, i wouldn't complain)
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 7 2005, 11:17 PM
just thought I'd post a lil video for Ace and Gary...err I mean bondi and naraz
http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/26358/
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2005, 01:12 AM
besides, i thought that was bondi's job
Um low blow.... first am I Narazbad's boy or Jrocks?
If the joke is going to run smooth lets get the info right!
Oh and YAY for baord whoring
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 8 2005, 01:30 AM
rofl..was wondering if you were gonna join the i guess..."party" and sussed, you can whore my boards anytime you want babe
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2005, 02:50 AM
hey, i guess this thread was partly dedicated to me so fuck it, im whoreing it up!
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 8 2005, 06:28 PM
FUCK YES!! whore whore whore whore whore!! no i can call people whores and have it be true!!
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 11 2005, 12:04 AM
Post whore just checking in to whore up this thread 
Posted by: Puppet Sep 11 2005, 12:37 PM
Sorry... I do spend a great deal of time having sex now.. god thats what I get for finding myself a 20 year old.. I have to work my ass off because shes horny 23 hours out of the day.. Its a hard life these days!
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 12 2005, 02:39 AM
is your cock in an ice bath the other hour?
Posted by: Puppet Sep 12 2005, 02:58 AM
prettty damn much.. damn thing is sore!!
Posted by: paybarraman Sep 12 2005, 06:52 AM
YEAH Dats Right!!! Im whorin"!!!
Posted by: Puppet Sep 12 2005, 08:49 AM
Whore
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 12 2005, 08:51 AM
I'm horny 24 hors a day 7 days aweek. shes my kind of girl. i know a couple and his wife likes to have sex 2-3 times a month. you and i are both lucky!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Puppet Sep 12 2005, 08:53 AM
2 or 3 times a month.. hahahahahah.. my nuts would explode
Posted by: allmebaby Sep 12 2005, 09:07 AM
its my time to shine(ooops I mean whore it up)!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Posted by: Puppet Sep 12 2005, 09:08 AM
whore away cutie
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 14 2005, 01:11 AM
look at all my whores....join me my children...my whoring disciples....
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 14 2005, 02:52 AM
Now here's a girl I'd like to see whore it up again really soon!
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 15 2005, 02:46 AM
Daily whore checking in!
Posted by: paybarraman Sep 15 2005, 06:52 AM
SLUT!!!
Posted by: juicy_DD Sep 15 2005, 07:02 AM
checkin this whore out.........anytime!!!
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 15 2005, 06:47 PM
when i grow up i want to be an off topic post whore like bondi!
without naraz around 25 or 26 hours a day, I feel I must do my part to fill in.
yeah, so I was at this bar last night and this guy kept trying to push up my stool.
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 16 2005, 05:39 AM
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 16 2005, 07:26 PM
Am new to this whoring lark...so what do I do...like...just post an emoticon or one word comment...lots of times?
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 16 2005, 07:26 PM
Or do I..
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 16 2005, 07:27 PM
Take several posts...
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 16 2005, 07:27 PM
to say what I want
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 16 2005, 09:22 PM
there are no set rules sweet... but you can totally be our board whore anytime too 
Posted by: closeup Sep 16 2005, 09:29 PM
I really don't get the concept of "Board Whore". Is it truly just posting to get a high post total? Would it sort of lose it's appeal if there wasn't a counter that keeps track of total posts? Maybe there should be a system in place that could subtract from Total Posts, depending on an agreed upon formula. Bonus postings for each hot picture posted.
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 16 2005, 09:33 PM
lol... there was no point behind the forum
i started it b/c it would take me forever to get through the threads b/c bondi, naraz, puppet (and myself, included) would post in a couple dozen places...
it was all a joke, but much like every other thread on rmm, it has spiraled into a creation of its own
Posted by: closeup Sep 16 2005, 09:39 PM
i started it b/c it would take me forever to get through the threads b/c bondi, naraz, puppet (and myself, included) would post in a couple dozen places...
it was all a joke, but much like every other thread on rmm, it has spiraled into a creation of its own
No, I understood what you were doing, sort of consolidating the conversations. I'm refering to the behavior of posting for the sake of raising your post total. I don't get what that does except give a larger cup size.
In less than 100 posts Abercrommie has done more than most D Cups.
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 17 2005, 12:09 AM
I post because I am a post whore closeup... simple as that! haha
RMM is my escape from the real world and a place that gives me the opportunity to check out great tits, chat with beautiful women and have some very low brow fun with friends I have made through the site, hence my reason for whoring the boards!
Pay - who you calling slut? hahaha
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 18 2005, 06:15 PM
I'm always up for a bit of whoring!!
Posted by: abercrombiehottie Sep 19 2005, 12:36 AM
In less than 100 posts Abercrommie has done more than most D Cups.YEAH!!! i should have bigger boobs!!!!!!!!
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 19 2005, 01:15 AM
i'm no expert, but i hear rubbing and massaging them... especially in front of a camera or on video can make them grow up to 2 full cup sizes... who knows, maybe i'm wrong...
Posted by: juicy_DD Sep 19 2005, 02:31 AM
WHORE
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 19 2005, 02:31 AM
you don't seem to mind
Posted by: juicy_DD Sep 19 2005, 02:32 AM
I wouldnt mind some of that
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 19 2005, 02:34 AM
now you have me wondering if it sounds different when a woman cums if she has an accent...
only one way to know for sure, lol....
Posted by: Puppet Sep 19 2005, 02:38 AM
how are my little neophyte whores doing today!
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 19 2005, 02:39 AM
...just trying to learn from the master, lol
"where's my money... oh, is puppet gonna have to smack a bitch?"
Posted by: Puppet Sep 19 2005, 02:41 AM
I have my shit under control.. my HO's know to use the nite drop in my absence
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 19 2005, 02:43 AM
hehe, "nite drop"... sounds like it should be slang for something sexual...
(hey, i can be the immature board whore, i'm fine w/that)
Posted by: Puppet Sep 19 2005, 02:56 AM
Don't worry .. ill release my manual for proper board pimpin soon...
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 19 2005, 03:22 AM
only one way to know for sure, lol....
jrock you bring up a good point, I'd love to hear a pommy orgasm... juicy?!?!? hehe
Also to abby, I am free for the massaging and rubbing if it will help any growth... I'll take one for the team haha
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 19 2005, 03:26 AM
Also to abby, I am free for the massaging and rubbing if it will help any growth... I'll take one for the team haha
...normally this would open the door for the easy crack about you "taking one for the team", but i'm gonna let it go b/c there are more imporatant things on this thread... like juicy's orgasms and abby's rubbing
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 19 2005, 03:27 AM
amen to that brother!
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 20 2005, 08:44 PM
We English girls cum using the same basic language of all orgasms, but our accent and proper use of grammar can seem disconcerting...eg:
"Oh my goodness, one seems to be arriving....My word!! Gosh!! OooohhHH!! ...One has now arrived.....thank you so much....Please, don't hesitate to complete your own delivery"
I'm certain that Mr juicy has heard something similar on more thn one occasion...
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 20 2005, 10:50 PM
"Oh my goodness, one seems to be arriving....My word!! Gosh!! OooohhHH!! ...One has now arrived.....thank you so much....Please, don't hesitate to complete your own delivery"
I'm certain that Mr juicy has heard something similar on more thn one occasion...
LOL.... now THAT'S funny
Posted by: Jean_Cock Sep 21 2005, 02:54 AM
"Oh my goodness, one seems to be arriving....My word!! Gosh!! OooohhHH!! ...One has now arrived.....thank you so much....Please, don't hesitate to complete your own delivery"
I'm certain that Mr juicy has heard something similar on more thn one occasion...
Jolly good, S&S. I dare say...
Posted by: juicy_DD Sep 21 2005, 04:23 AM
oh rather...jolly so.....and YES YES YES GIVE IT TO ME sounds great in any language!!! 
Posted by: hornydude Sep 21 2005, 04:27 AM
dont give it all away i woulg like some to.
Posted by: juicy_DD Sep 21 2005, 04:40 AM
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 21 2005, 04:25 PM
ugh... if i have to...
lol
Posted by: paula Sep 21 2005, 05:39 PM
hi hun
Posted by: paula Sep 21 2005, 05:40 PM
i have been enjoying your pics abercrombie
Posted by: paula Sep 21 2005, 05:41 PM
hi hot mama how are you today
Posted by: Hot mama Sep 21 2005, 05:47 PM
good and you
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 21 2005, 07:22 PM
Just popped in for my daily whoring...oops! all alone!
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 22 2005, 02:50 AM
hmm, "self-whoring"... now there's a concept i think everyone around here is familiar with, lol
...some more than others
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 22 2005, 03:28 AM
One of a few comments from the thousands posted here that actually had me laughing out loud.
Now I would pay money to have a girl orgasming like that with me
Sweet... you have me in stitches. Jolly good laugh that
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 22 2005, 09:20 PM
Now I would pay money to have a girl orgasming like that with me
Sweet... you have me in stitches. Jolly good laugh that
You're gonna pay me money!!!??? Damn, I knew that this whoring lark would pay off eventually!!!
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 23 2005, 01:25 AM
I think the services of one another would cancel out any payment don't you??? Although it would be worth every cent I grant you that.
It is rather amusing how I read your comments with a toffy accent, which part of the Old Dart are you from? How would you describe your accent, cockney or more like that from Notting Hill etc?
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 23 2005, 06:58 PM
It is rather amusing how I read your comments with a toffy accent, which part of the Old Dart are you from? How would you describe your accent, cockney or more like that from Notting Hill etc?
Oh, I see...backtracking now !! You mentioned payment, not me!!
Re accent...definitely not cockney...& not cut glass either. Probably comes under category of 'reasonably well spoken, with touch of Estuary'. But since I'm from one of the Home Counties, by definition I don't have an accent....it is everywhere else that has an accent!!
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 23 2005, 07:03 PM
It is rather amusing how I read your comments with a toffy accent, which part of the Old Dart are you from? How would you describe your accent, cockney or more like that from Notting Hill etc?
haha, you too?
as far as accents go, for me there is North American and not North American. I don't know what constitutes a cockney accent.
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 23 2005, 07:04 PM
Re accent...definitely not cockney...& not cut glass either. Probably comes under category of 'reasonably well spoken, with touch of Estuary'. But since I'm from one of the Home Counties, by definition I don't have an accent....it is everywhere else that has an accent!!
Well I just though I'd command some reimbursement haha. Forgive me, I just watched Duece Bigalow and I think if Rob Schneider can charge, so can I haha.
Re The accent, sounds like a happy medium. I take your point about not having an accent because you live in your home land but to an Aussie like myself, your accent would be hard to miss
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 23 2005, 08:01 PM
Re The accent, sounds like a happy medium. I take your point about not having an accent because you live in your home land but to an Aussie like myself, your accent would be hard to miss
Re accent - Home Counties are mainly those around London...and where we speak English proper like! There are plenty of regional accents in the UK - and plenty worse than strine! xx
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 23 2005, 08:06 PM
Oh I am aware of some of the terrible accents flaoting around that great land of yours but I am sure (well atleast its the image I have in my head) that you have a very proper accent and are well spoken, hence the reason I'd love to hear you "Go Off" in bed!
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 23 2005, 08:26 PM
Hun, I am anything but ladylike in bed, 'specially when speaking in orgasm!!!
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 23 2005, 08:30 PM
Oh I never wanted you to be lady like
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 23 2005, 08:46 PM
Heh! Heh! I'll be a bitch then...woof! woof!
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 23 2005, 08:50 PM
Finally ....we speak the same language!
A lady on the street and a animal in the bed!
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 23 2005, 08:52 PM
A lady on the street and a animal in the bed!
so...now you're calling me a streetwalker!!
Posted by: Someguy86 Sep 23 2005, 08:54 PM
uh oh, this is gonna be good
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 23 2005, 08:57 PM
Oh you English, taking everything so literally!
I merely met a lady in public but a sexual animal in bed! I think i borrowed that line from a song?
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 23 2005, 09:01 PM
I merely met a lady in public but a sexual animal in bed! I think i borrowed that line from a song?
We are takers...Rugby world cups, Ashes...!!!
So...you met a lady in public!! You guys...
...you type like you have sex...go too fast and miss out on the real meaning!!
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 23 2005, 09:04 PM
So...you met a lady in public!! You guys...
...you type like you have sex...go too fast and miss out on the real meaning!! Gloat if you must, I know it has been quite a while between drinks my dear sweet.
I have already explained I have extremely poor typing skills. My fingers are put to a much better use in other areas of the house away from the study... although a room change can always be exciting!
Um... there is a REAL meaning? haha
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 24 2005, 01:51 AM
I merely met a lady in public but a sexual animal in bed! I think i borrowed that line from a song?
bondi, the line is "a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed"... you can thank usher for that piece of classic poetry, haha
...now get back to trying to dig yourself out of that hole you got yourself in w/sweet
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 24 2005, 09:24 PM
...now get back to trying to dig yourself out of that hole you got yourself in w/sweet
jrock... thanks for the clear up, I knew it came from some crap song, it was just stuck in my brain!
Oh, and who said I wanted to get out of sweet's hole?
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 25 2005, 08:30 PM
Oh, and who said I wanted to get out of sweet's hole?
And I am a very holesome girl!! xx
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 26 2005, 03:33 AM
Indeed you are... love the shot today with the boa and the gloves by the way!
Posted by: Jean_Cock Sep 26 2005, 04:57 AM
and then some
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 28 2005, 08:07 PM
Nice to know....I have a few more to share later...if any one wants to see. Tried to share tonight, but everyone washing their hair or watching paint dry somewhere!! Hey ho!
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 29 2005, 02:17 AM
I was doing both actually!
Feel free to 'share' via PM babe
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 29 2005, 06:43 PM
Bondi....you dye your hair??
I was hoping to put on a show to an audience, but it's another quiet nite....if no-one else shows up I'll PM you - a special audience of one!!
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 29 2005, 06:46 PM
I'm here. I gotta count for at least half a person.
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 29 2005, 09:08 PM
Well...I went and strutted my stuff over at the nightly picture show, and you stood me up! So you'll just have to fret over what you missed!!
Posted by: sweetnsexy Sep 29 2005, 09:17 PM
But cos I'm basically a kind girly, I'll advise you to start around page 101/102, (to save you working your way back through a conversation that should be here!) (Meoww!!)
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 30 2005, 09:18 PM
I was hoping to put on a show to an audience, but it's another quiet nite....if no-one else shows up I'll PM you - a special audience of one!!
um... yes it was a joke, but like all jokes, had some truth and I do colour my hair from time to time.
I guess someone showed up for that show because I didnt get a special PM
.the door is always open for you though sussed...
Oh, im making my way to page 101/102 of that sex thread right now!!!
Posted by: Puppet Oct 2 2005, 03:39 AM
all look at all the whores a whoring.... warms the heart
Posted by: sweetnsexy Oct 2 2005, 05:27 AM
Hey! I can warm other bits too!!
Posted by: Puppet Oct 2 2005, 06:56 AM
thats a good think cuz other bits probably most often need warming
Posted by: bondiguy Oct 4 2005, 02:15 AM
I suddenly have quite a chill in my groin area... sweet, will you help with warming me?
Posted by: sweetnsexy Oct 4 2005, 08:12 PM
Hmmm!! I think I read somewhere that in case of chill, the best way to warm someone up is to share body heat...would that work do you think??
Posted by: bondiguy Oct 5 2005, 02:15 AM
Well if it doesnt work we'll sure have a lot of fun trying. What's say we give it a go sweet?
Posted by: paybarraman Oct 6 2005, 09:41 AM
Baby, with the recent pics you've shared with me.....our combined body heat would probably warm the entire eastern seaboard!!!!!
Posted by: clincar Oct 6 2005, 07:18 PM
It sure would!!
Posted by: sweetnsexy Oct 7 2005, 08:27 PM
Ok...so I'm warming up down under, and all down one side...sounds good to me!!
Come and get me boys!!
Posted by: bondiguy Oct 7 2005, 08:30 PM
Come and get me boys!!
You are definitely warming up my 'down under' sweet!
Posted by: sweetnsexy Oct 8 2005, 06:40 AM
Trouble I find, is that, when working on heat exchange, you always get that old leaky pipe, spurting away!! Either gets you in the eye, or is deep where you can't see it, until the evidence starts leaking out later!
Posted by: bondiguy Oct 9 2005, 02:03 AM
Let me assure you, you will see it and I have very good aim!
Posted by: sweetnsexy Oct 10 2005, 07:45 PM
[attachmentid=5795]
Ready.....
Posted by: bondiguy Oct 11 2005, 03:46 AM
Ready.....
I see you are and now so am I
Posted by: clincar Oct 11 2005, 08:20 AM
I see you are and now so am IDon't forget to AIM, before you FIRE!!
Posted by: Hot mama Oct 11 2005, 08:42 AM
Ready.....
Dam sweet nice pic. like the back side shots
Posted by: Resentedhalo Oct 11 2005, 09:01 AM
Wow! yeh that pic is great, I bet there are many like-minded guy's thinking what I am right now, hehe!
Pete x
Posted by: sweetnsexy Oct 13 2005, 07:15 PM
Pete x
In my experience, 'thinking' is too eloquent an expression.....'primeval lusting' is probably closer!!
But I love it!!!
Posted by: sweetnsexy Oct 17 2005, 09:02 PM
I don't know.....what is the point of having a thread devoted to whores if I'm the only one whoring?!
Anyone else around for some mindless sex and inane posts...?
Or a quick pic flick? I'll give it 5 mins....
Posted by: clincar Oct 17 2005, 09:08 PM
Anyone else around for some mindless sex and inane posts...?
Or a quick pic flick? I'll give it 5 mins....
Most definately Sweets!!
Posted by: clincar Oct 17 2005, 09:11 PM
Never mind!!! Hope to catch up with you soon!!
Posted by: sweetnsexy Oct 17 2005, 09:20 PM
Ooops! Sorry I missed you caz.......
**sound of tumbleweed rolling by**
No-one else care to see me naked?
Anyone...?
Hello.....?
Posted by: polyamorous96 Oct 17 2005, 11:06 PM
**sound of tumbleweed rolling by**
No-one else care to see me naked?
Anyone...?
Hello.....?
I would love to see!
Posted by: sweetnsexy Oct 18 2005, 07:14 PM
Back whoring again...
Posted by: mmmmmm808080 Oct 18 2005, 09:58 PM
Me too - pm me for your special showing!
Sooooo sexy....
Posted by: sweetnsexy Oct 19 2005, 07:47 PM
Hey, how come there's never an audience around when you want one?...
I'll reprise my fairy story....but I need prompting to provide the next pic...
[attachmentid=6422]
"A little fairy girl is attracted by the warm lights on a dark evening..."
Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Oct 19 2005, 07:49 PM
*prompt, prompt*
Posted by: sweetnsexy Oct 19 2005, 07:56 PM
..."she cant believe what she is seeing....'whatever she's doing, it looks good'"
[attachmentid=6425]
Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Oct 19 2005, 07:58 PM
Oh my! What a delicious ass!...*licks lips*
Um...*prompt, prompt*
Posted by: sweetnsexy Oct 19 2005, 08:02 PM
(God...I'm just soooo easy!)
...."Thinks....I can try that game..."
[attachmentid=6426]
...."but this damn wand is not quite what I need"...
Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Oct 19 2005, 08:04 PM
Damn.
Um, I got a wand you can use. It's got lots of magic, so I've been told.
Posted by: sweetnsexy Oct 19 2005, 08:07 PM
....**sprinkling of fairy dust and two shakes of the magic wand later**
" Mmmm!! Much betttterrrrrr...."
[attachmentid=6428]
"OoooooooooohHH!!!"
Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Oct 19 2005, 08:08 PM
Posted by: sweetnsexy Oct 19 2005, 08:20 PM
but as a cautionary tale for all sweet little fairies, we all know what happens when we abuse ourselves, don't we girls and boys.....
*Flash of light and plume of smoke....*
[attachmentid=6429]
"...come and get me....!!""
Posted by: sweetnsexy Oct 19 2005, 08:28 PM
2 mins, and then like cinderella...you'll all feel like pumpkins for missing these pics...but imagirl will tell you they were great!!
Posted by: lonely1275 Oct 19 2005, 08:45 PM
" Mmmm!! Much betttterrrrrr...."
[attachmentid=6428]
"OoooooooooohHH!!!"
Thanks sweet for another great pic.
Posted by: polyamorous96 Oct 19 2005, 11:24 PM
I missed them
Posted by: sweetnsexy Oct 20 2005, 09:26 PM
Fortune favours those who are in the right place, at the right time...
Posted by: Narazbad Oct 30 2005, 11:25 PM
lol...whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore and oh yeah...WHOOOORREEEEEE!!!!!
anybody miss me yet??
Posted by: COMEDYMAN Oct 31 2005, 10:00 AM
NAZ!!!! whats up!!!?????
Posted by: Gnappster Oct 31 2005, 11:20 AM
I miss your educational and enlightening posts
you find a woman or something that you haven't been around at all?
Posted by: sweetnsexy Oct 31 2005, 09:36 PM
Thank God!! There is only so much whoring a girl can do on her own....now the pimp master is back!!
Posted by: countryboykalamazoo Nov 8 2005, 07:03 AM
Come on people, not a whole lot of boarding whoring going on in the the board whoring thread, how ironic is that, I think everyone needs to put a little more effort into getting around, no half-assing things around here
Posted by: Hot mama Nov 8 2005, 09:53 AM
*Flash of light and plume of smoke....*
[attachmentid=6429]
"...come and get me....!!""
DAM i missed all the pics
Posted by: sweetnsexy Nov 9 2005, 09:58 PM
Just whoring alone again!!
Posted by: Narazbad Nov 10 2005, 02:08 AM
w00t! im a pimp master now! and no, i havent been dragged away by another set of lucious titties, its more like work and school are kickin my ass from here to taiwan and back every night so no time to post anymore..but im tryin to come back more and spend time with my peeps and my girls. especially since bondis gone now! the bastage....oh well.i miss my buddy but i know things will get better!
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 01:48 AM
Fuck I had to go back a while to revive this old baby... but I think it has a home here forever!!!
Whore on evryone!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 01:56 AM
holy shit i forgot this bitch even existed!! my home has returned.....muwahhahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:15 AM
and u call yourself a board whore?
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:16 AM
fuck yes i do! bitch!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:23 AM
and yeah..im a whore....im out whorin 3 people!
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:23 AM
No need for the potty mouth.... WHORE!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:25 AM
turkey whore!
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 02:33 AM
go fuck a goat!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:34 AM
il have your mom in a plastic fucking bag turkey bitch
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 02:37 AM
wtf does that even mean?
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:39 AM
for me to know and you to wish you could find out
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 02:41 AM
eh... i'm over it...
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:43 AM
i know...so simple huh
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 13 2006, 09:33 AM
hey don't swear in this thread you little asshole
Posted by: Ratt Jan 13 2006, 09:35 AM
Hey, leave him the fuck alone. If he wants to be a little cum bum and swear his fucking head off; let him fucking do it...
Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Jan 13 2006, 11:23 AM
*in his best Allen Ekian voice*...Damn it!
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 13 2006, 12:32 PM
I said it's not fuckin allowed you cocksucker mutherfucker
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 01:52 PM
"give ME the keys... you fucking cocksucker"
ahh, the classics
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 06:45 PM
O fucking K motherfucker!
Posted by: sweetnsexy Jan 13 2006, 09:03 PM
Boys, boys.....you need to be female to be a proper whore...so unless you are each admitting to over familiarity with your girlie sensibilities, you are gonna have to step aside for a REAL practioner of the art!!!
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 09:39 PM
ah... i'll watch in amazement!
Posted by: belicked6924 Jan 13 2006, 11:29 PM
I've never seen the 3 board whores at such a loss of words, way to put them in their place sns.
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 14 2006, 01:00 AM
When the girls come out to play... I tend to shut my mouth and appreciate 
Posted by: belicked6924 Jan 14 2006, 01:01 AM
I couldn't agree more, the women are much better to watch than us.
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 14 2006, 06:43 AM
hey..as the woman said...im da pimp masta!
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 14 2006, 09:35 PM
Seriously dude stop raiding my stash!!!!!
It's gonna be $20 a pop from now on!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 15 2006, 04:18 AM
goddamnit man...i got your stash started!
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 16 2006, 01:51 AM
once again.... the above quote proves the fact that you may be in need of a little rehab dude.... grass isn't always the answer.... sometimes it booze
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 16 2006, 02:40 AM
...as opposed to when the boys come out to play... word has it that's when you tend to open your mouth and appreciate
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 17 2006, 12:26 AM
mother fucker
Gee it sounds like only someone that has engaged in such practices could conjure up such an image
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 17 2006, 02:24 AM
nope... i'm just clever
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 17 2006, 04:17 AM
that was quite creative jrock...perhaps....a little TOO creative.....HES A SAUSAGE SUCKER!!! 
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 18 2006, 01:59 AM
I feel wrong for admitting this.... but for once I agree with you
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 18 2006, 02:28 AM
haha... i think that's worse than being called a sausage sucker... only problem is i'm not sure for who it's worse
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 19 2006, 03:53 AM
rofl...i think its worse for you JR....you sausage sucker!
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 19 2006, 05:58 AM
well you make a good point there.....fuck it I aint no sausage sucker... you turkey fucker!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 19 2006, 05:24 PM
lol.....look what i have created...mass poultry raping mayhem!
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 20 2006, 07:40 AM
hey..... shut up you pigeon dick
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 20 2006, 05:12 PM
pigeon dick? thats a new one.....
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 20 2006, 05:44 PM
sticking with the poultry theme
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 7 2006, 06:36 PM
Okay. I'm too lazy to read this whole thread. But seeing as I'm about to post number 700, I thought I'd drop it here. It's not bad being the new board whore. I don't know what the hell my problem is though. I just can't stay away from this place. It's too full of hot women and great simpsons references and the like. I'm probably going to get fired pretty soon because I never get any work done anymore.
Well, that's all. I don't have anything good or interesting to say really. what did you expect from a whore?
So thanks for reading all my bullshit, all 700 posts worth. Bet ya can't wait for me to hit 1000
Love,
your long time running #1 daily posts whore (but diane's back now, so there'll probably be some competition)
Posted by: Gnappster Apr 7 2006, 06:42 PM
hmmm maybe I'll drop the big 4000 in here too as I'm almost there.
It won't be as thought out as post 2,500 which was(I thought) mildly amusing.
btw, This was a funny thread. I think like 4 or 5 people make up most of the posts
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 7 2006, 06:49 PM
It won't be as thought out as post 2,500 which was(I thought) mildly amusing.
btw, This was a funny thread. I think like 4 or 5 people make up most of the posts
Is there an easy way to find your post 2500?
You think you'll hit 4k tonight? I'll stick around if you need me to banter on with you. my dinner plans just blew me off. looks like it's just me and this Milky Way now.
Posted by: Gnappster Apr 7 2006, 06:52 PM
well it's in my 411 but I'll indulge you and just repost it here.(plus it gets me one closer to 4000)
Maybe not as funny if you don't remember the context but if you go with something low brow or perverted you're probably on the right track.
"Well, here I am, 2500 posts. The big Double D's. But "Wait", you say, "Gnappster, all your posts are nothing but razzle dazzle and fooferaw." Well I'm here to tell you that you're wrong...DEAD wrong. And to prove it I've sifted through the literary goldmine that are my posts and dug up these gems(I was REALLY bored at work). So without further ado, here are my Top 20 Posts of All-Time(well it's 21---I couldn't narrow it down). Enjoy.
I can't put my finger on it, but something is different around here.
Maybe it's all those banana peels I smoked.
in the meantime, feel free to get nekkid for us!
and with that, sussed's yummy portrait is gone! For all you slackers who missed it.... hahaha
I now have some joy in my pants
how did u find out she was underage? she definitely didn't look it
lose your eye?? explain
exactly why u need a homemade popcorn pussy
me neither, but I can be pretty sure I masturbated yesterday
my balls are at least D-cups
u just want the sweet sweet goat lovin
btw, I hope yer back Kiana
I'd pee on your leg anyday
a flaming asshole perhaps?
the one where my face is between your tits
I hope this had nothing to do with walking around with no pants at work.
Thanks to those pics I'm gonna have a puddin pop spill of my own to deal with
Beer n boobs, what more could you want.
plastic cover? keyboard condom??
I usually blow my load all over my computer's screen and occasionally in her rear usb port. She's naughty like that!
yeah i'm thinking a bottle of jager, couple dozen beer and some industrial grade horse tranquilizers
lol, reading this thread just screams bondi/naraz as i'm left thinking WTF?!
no....as it turned out I had to stop eating hot wings while masturbating
prove it
well it's in the urban dictionary, along with cleveland steamer, rusty hook, and dirty sanchez
hey where did the boobs go?
just an afterthought, who's fingers, yours, his, or someone else's?
And that, my friends, is all."
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 7 2006, 07:00 PM
Very nice!!! I remember a lot of those. all classics, for sure. Curious to know what happens at 4000. It's a shame you dont' get a cup upgrade. 4000 seems like so much work. But then again, it's attained by talking about boobs, so it's not really work when you think about it.
I'll have to come up with something good for 1000. I wonder if my fiance will let me get a pic of her and post it 
Posted by: Gnappster Apr 7 2006, 07:04 PM
I'll have to come up with something good for 1000. I wonder if my fiance will let me get a pic of her and post it
Only one way to find out. That was is of course drugging her and taking the pic without her knowledge
. Sort of like how pay goes about getting sex
Posted by: Gnappster Apr 7 2006, 07:06 PM
well I'll never make it to 4000. I have to go play with a nice set of balls right now (I have a DODGEBALL game you perverts!)
I'll save it for the weekend or possibly monday.
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 7 2006, 07:08 PM
I'll save it for the weekend or possibly monday.
Good move. Quality, not quantity!
then you can really think about how to make your mark on number 4000. 
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 7 2006, 07:10 PM
. Sort of like how pay goes about getting sex
Yeah, I tried that once. I drank from the wrong glass. It wasn't so bad though. I didn't have to pretend to sleep when she was complaining.
Posted by: Gnappster Apr 7 2006, 07:10 PM
then you can really think about how to make your mark on number 4000. you're way off....look at my posts. it's all about quan-
Posted by: Gnappster Apr 7 2006, 07:10 PM
tity
Posted by: Gnappster Apr 7 2006, 07:11 PM
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 7 2006, 07:14 PM
which is why you'll need the weekend to think it through. If 2500 posts yielded 21 good ones, I think we can expect maybe 22 for 4000. the first 21 and then maybe one more. I personally like the one of bart caught in the paper when he was at the gay pride parade. instant classic post.
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 7 2006, 07:14 PM
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 7 2006, 07:15 PM
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 7 2006, 07:17 PM
careful. You only have 3 to go. you'd better get everything off your chest in 2 posts or less. I think a "that is all" would be appropriate.
Not that I want you to leave. It'll be slow here then, and then I'll have to face the fact that a Milky Way is not a good dinner.
Posted by: foxy lady Apr 7 2006, 08:20 PM
Well certainly more than words!!
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 9 2006, 01:35 PM
apparantly board whores don't make it out on the weekends. Oh well, I should probably get some work done around the house and just continue to let these boards consume me during the week only.
Posted by: Gnappster Apr 9 2006, 04:16 PM
That is all
Posted by: Puppet Apr 9 2006, 11:38 PM
Apparently I still need to Smack Jrock around for the the first 3 post Ahhhh what good lil whores ive raised! LOL
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 17 2006, 10:29 AM
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Wow!! You guys were really whorin' it up around here last night. You know, Natalie proclaimed me the new ultimate board whore and now you guys are trying to make a move to dethrone me. Way to try and weasel in there on a Sunday when I'm operating on a slow connection. That's okay, though. Just try and keep up this week. We'll see who the biggest whore is. (that was an evil crazed laugh in case you couldn't tell)
Posted by: sweetnsexy Apr 17 2006, 07:44 PM
I never did get the hang of this whoring thing.....when do we get naked and when do I have to pay??
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 17 2006, 08:48 PM
Naked is not a requirement, but it is preferred of the lady board whores. Payment isn't monetary but is rather made with humor, banter, and wit.
Posted by: sweetnsexy Apr 17 2006, 08:55 PM
So....I got to be naked and funny...??
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 17 2006, 09:08 PM
Well, in your case you can be one or the other. Your nakedness more than covers payment.
Posted by: sweetnsexy Apr 17 2006, 09:44 PM
Now, you know I can't get nekkid in this thread!
But if I make it look funny...?
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Posted by: closeup Apr 17 2006, 09:47 PM
But if I make it look funny...?
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That's an interesting effect. And it's allowed,I think, because it's rated PG-13.
Posted by: diane26 Apr 17 2006, 09:50 PM
Well if we want to up it a bit I do accept paypal. thanks
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 17 2006, 09:52 PM
But if I make it look funny...?
[attachmentid=18358]
I love this pic. This is one of the pics I had in mind when I started the artsy pic thread.
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 17 2006, 09:53 PM
there's my girl. Logging on right about when I should get going
You're good. Why didn't I think of the paypal angle.
Posted by: diane26 Apr 17 2006, 10:13 PM
You're good. Why didn't I think of the paypal angle.
Cause not everyone can be as good as me
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 17 2006, 10:15 PM
touché... or however the hell you spell that
Posted by: diane26 Apr 17 2006, 10:15 PM
tochme I think is how you spell it
Posted by: natalie Apr 18 2006, 12:57 PM
What the hell is tochme? Bobaloo you and Diane definitely belong in the board whores thread. Feel free to make it your new home.
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 18 2006, 01:16 PM
well, uh, we were kinda hoping you would join us here, you know? Kinda like threes company... the only difference that the guy (me) would actually get the women.
Posted by: diane26 Apr 18 2006, 02:42 PM
It is french for TOUCH ME
Posted by: natalie Apr 18 2006, 04:12 PM
OOOO. Your optimistic!
Posted by: natalie Apr 18 2006, 04:13 PM
Oh, touch moi! (Next time ask an expert instead of bullshitting)
Posted by: diane26 Apr 18 2006, 04:25 PM
GRRRRRR damn french woman It was a misspell as well as a subliminal message for boo but not I cant dig myself out of this hole. HAHAHA
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 18 2006, 04:36 PM
I got the message either way
Posted by: belicked6924 Apr 18 2006, 11:58 PM
Wow!! You guys were really whorin' it up around here last night. You know, Natalie proclaimed me the new ultimate board whore and now you guys are trying to make a move to dethrone me. Way to try and weasel in there on a Sunday when I'm operating on a slow connection. That's okay, though. Just try and keep up this week. We'll see who the biggest whore is.
(that was an evil crazed laugh in case you couldn't tell)Yea, well just wait until this semester is over.
Posted by: foxy lady Apr 20 2006, 09:36 AM
Now you all can consider me a board whore too
Can ya tell I was bored last night 
For once Bobaloo I beat you, can you believe it
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 20 2006, 10:43 AM
Can ya tell I was bored last night
For once Bobaloo I beat you, can you believe it
Beat me. You kicked my ass and mopped the floor with me. I would say you are officially hooked on this place.
Now, let's get back to that part where you talk about beating me.
Posted by: foxy lady Apr 20 2006, 10:47 AM
Now, let's get back to that part where you talk about beating me.
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 20 2006, 10:50 AM
now that's more like it.
by the way. I think you're going to remain the daily champ today. My post count is dropping just as fast as I can raise it. i don't think I can keep up. You've bested me again.
How 'bout a beating for tomorrow too??
Posted by: foxy lady Apr 20 2006, 10:53 AM
by the way. I think you're going to remain the daily champ today. My post count is dropping just as fast as I can raise it. i don't think I can keep up. You've bested me again.
How 'bout a beating for tomorrow too??
I'll get the whip ready
But I have to leave soon for a bit, the REAL world is calling my name
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 20 2006, 11:07 AM
But I have to leave soon for a bit, the REAL world is calling my name
yeah, it's hard getting back to reality, isn't it??
Well, I'll see you back here when you're back here. I'll be here all day trying to whore it up and get my name back at the top.
Until then...
Posted by: foxy lady Apr 20 2006, 12:44 PM
Well, I'll see you back here when you're back here. I'll be here all day trying to whore it up and get my name back at the top.
Until then...
Do I detect whining in that post
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 20 2006, 01:49 PM
You are kicking ass today. You're almost at 100.
I think I'm just going ot keep posting this in all the threads you're in so I can get my numbers back up
Posted by: foxy lady Apr 20 2006, 01:50 PM
I think I'm just going ot keep posting this in all the threads you're in so I can get my numbers back up
Posted by: bondiguy Apr 21 2006, 02:32 AM
A true Board Whore isn't a flash in the pan and doesn't keep count
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 21 2006, 08:54 AM
So true. But I'm not here for numbers. I'm here for boobs. And I keep posting like a whore because I just want to make sure everyone knows who I am. Post count is just another thing to talk about.
Posted by: foxy lady Apr 21 2006, 10:23 AM
Ahh come on Boo, you know you're a whore
You're on my top 5 list, so how's that for numbers
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 21 2006, 11:14 AM
You're on my top 5 list, so how's that for numbers
Wow, top five, that's really saying something
usually the only list I make it to top five is the shit list.
Posted by: diane26 Apr 21 2006, 11:36 AM
You are on my Top 5 too;)
Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 25 2006, 12:08 PM
Aww. You sexy girls sure know how to make a guy feel special... and horny!!!
Posted by: natalie May 11 2006, 09:06 PM
I think we need to add Foxy and Assfucker in here.
Posted by: foxy lady May 11 2006, 09:12 PM
Are you calling me a whore
Posted by: natalie May 11 2006, 09:14 PM
Yup!
A genuine authentic board whore.
Posted by: foxy lady May 11 2006, 09:14 PM
A genuine authentic board whore.
Posted by: Bobaloo May 12 2006, 12:20 PM
well, it takes one to know one...
whores!!!
Posted by: foxy lady May 12 2006, 12:26 PM
whores!!!
If you keep talking dirty like that Boo, I just might cream......
Posted by: Assfucker May 12 2006, 12:27 PM
Posted by: natalie May 12 2006, 02:57 PM
Can't believe I forgot Bo 
Everytime she's online I has a zillion posts to catch up on.
Posted by: Bobaloo May 12 2006, 05:17 PM
mud puddle, mud puddle!!!
Posted by: Bobaloo May 12 2006, 05:20 PM
Everytime she's online I has a zillion posts to catch up on.
Ain't that the truth. That girl posts like a freight train
Posted by: foxy lady May 15 2006, 12:32 PM
Now you've gone and done it.....MUST CHANGE UNDIES!!
Posted by: Bobaloo May 15 2006, 12:34 PM
nah! Just take 'em off and leave 'em off.
Posted by: foxy lady May 16 2006, 12:14 PM
If you insist
Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 19 2006, 12:52 PM
So evade has 2000 posts now. I thought I'd just slap up some recognition in the board whores thread for him.
there's a pic on the I-net that I'm much too lazy to find. it's a 2 then a chick's sweet round ass representing two zeros, then another 0. If I wasn't so lazy, I'd post that pic for you. Maybe someone else here can find it for you.
Hey, no one said board whores have any pride.
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 19 2006, 01:02 PM
there's a pic on the I-net that I'm much too lazy to find. it's a 2 then a chick's sweet round ass representing two zeros, then another 0. If I wasn't so lazy, I'd post that pic for you. Maybe someone else here can find it for you.
Hey, no one said board whores have any pride.
don't know about that one....*coughlazyasscough* but I did find one for Envade
Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 19 2006, 02:17 PM
Okay. I made a half-hearted effort and couldn't find it. I'll be on the lookout, though. sorry.
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 19 2006, 02:42 PM
The pic AF found was pretty damn good.
I was gonna look for that post too, but instead I think I'll take a nap.
That is allŪ
Posted by: evade20 Jun 19 2006, 02:44 PM
Just what the f*** is a Z-Cup? Something new the Freak thought up just for you? Or did you hack the board?
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 19 2006, 02:45 PM
Posted by: boanna Jun 19 2006, 03:26 PM
uuummm...blondie, it doesnt mean what u think. WE arent whores cause we come here and talk about sex. it just means that THEY do way too much talking here...
Posted by: boanna Jun 19 2006, 03:27 PM
WTF
how did i miss this. and why is it in this thread. i should not even be mentioned in this thread!
Posted by: boanna Jun 19 2006, 03:28 PM
how did i miss this. and why is it in this thread. i should not even be mentioned in this thread!
i only came here to save blondie from it!
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 19 2006, 03:39 PM
there's a pic on the I-net that I'm much too lazy to find. it's a 2 then a chick's sweet round ass representing two zeros, then another 0. If I wasn't so lazy, I'd post that pic for you. Maybe someone else here can find it for you.
Hey, no one said board whores have any pride.
After a rejuvenating nap I found this one, not the same but still good, no?
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 19 2006, 03:41 PM
Posted by: boanna Jun 19 2006, 03:41 PM
she should have gotten her nails done for the pic.
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jun 19 2006, 03:45 PM
[quote=boanna,Jun 19 2006, 03:26 PM]uuummm...blondie, it doesnt mean what u think. WE arent whores cause we come here and talk about sex. it just means that THEY do way too much talking here...
Are you so sure about that I think they have you snowed
[quote=boanna,Jun 19 2006, 03:28 PM]i only came here to save blondie from it!
save me save me
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 19 2006, 03:56 PM
only a woman would notice that! (and belicked maybe
)
Posted by: boanna Jun 19 2006, 03:58 PM
[quote=Blond Bombshell,Jun 19 2006, 01:45 PM]
[quote=boanna,Jun 19 2006, 03:26 PM]uuummm...blondie, it doesnt mean what u think. WE arent whores cause we come here and talk about sex. it just means that THEY do way too much talking here...
Are you so sure about that I think they have you snowed
[quote=boanna,Jun 19 2006, 03:28 PM]i only came here to save blondie from it!
save me save me
[/quote]
shit.
i have been tricked.
or i have been had.
can i still save u?
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jun 19 2006, 04:01 PM
i have been tricked.
or i have been had.
can i still save u?
Please
Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 20 2006, 12:04 PM
Good find Gnappy. I gave a valient effort last night in my attempts to find the pic, all to no avail... which is par for all my nighttime valient efforts. Oh, well.
I think I have it on my old work computer, but it'll take some doin' to hook it up and find it.
Oh, wait a minute. Maybe it was emailed to me. Let me check my email attachments. i'll be right back.
Please hold.
[lame music]
Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 20 2006, 12:10 PM
I think I have it on my old work computer, but it'll take some doin' to hook it up and find it.
Oh, wait a minute. Maybe it was emailed to me. Let me check my email attachments. i'll be right back.
Please hold.
[lame music]
[/lame music]
DAMN!!! I still can't find it!!!
I'll try one more time. I have another idea
[lame music]
Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 20 2006, 12:16 PM
DAMN!!! I still can't find it!!!
I'll try one more time. I have another idea
[lame music]
[/lame music]
HOLY MOLY!!! by a complete stroke of, um, luck, I found it. Turns out it was for 2004. Silly me.
anyway. here's the pic you've all been patiently waiting for...
Posted by: evade20 Jun 20 2006, 12:38 PM
HOLY MOLY!!! by a complete stroke of, um, luck, I found it. Turns out it was for 2004. Silly me.
anyway. here's the pic you've all been patiently waiting for...
Nice buns are nice buns...does the year really matter...
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 20 2006, 01:00 PM
HOLY MOLY!!! by a complete stroke of, um, luck, I found it. Turns out it was for 2004. Silly me.
anyway. here's the pic you've all been patiently waiting for...
Normally I'd say, just let it go, and is it really worth it, and it has been built up so much now, how could it meet expectation.
But yeah, TOTALLY worth it!
Posted by: belicked6924 Jul 24 2006, 08:26 PM
HOLY MOLY!!! by a complete stroke of, um, luck, I found it. Turns out it was for 2004. Silly me.
anyway. here's the pic you've all been patiently waiting for...
It's about time I waited almost 4 days for that pic
Posted by: bondiguy Jul 25 2006, 01:43 AM
yeah
Posted by: Gnappster Jul 25 2006, 12:12 PM
but to be honest, that pic is sooooo 2004.
Posted by: Bobaloo Jul 25 2006, 03:01 PM
You must have been chomping at the bit too, considering I posted that over a month ago. Sorry to keep you in such suspense for 4 whole days
Posted by: bondiguy Jul 26 2006, 01:23 AM
yeah
Posted by: sweetnsexy Aug 25 2006, 04:54 PM
Back in my natural whoring home.....
so....any idea what I might get for reaching 1000 ?? (9 to go...)
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 25 2006, 05:02 PM
so....any idea what I might get for reaching 1000 ?? (9 to go...)
you get an "I got screwed at ratemymelons.com" t-shirt
Posted by: sweetnsexy Aug 25 2006, 05:09 PM
Do all you regular guys contribute??
Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 25 2006, 05:18 PM
I don't know. I don't think there's ever been a regular guy here to really test that theory.
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2006, 05:20 PM
Well I am pretty regular.... I mean I eat a balanced dies with a lot of fibre
Posted by: sweetnsexy Aug 25 2006, 05:24 PM
Is that 'die' as in the cube things with dots on that you use to play board games??
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 25 2006, 05:24 PM
I'm in like Flynn
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2006, 05:26 PM
Toilet humour is my speciality!
Speaking of board whores You, I and Bob all online at once.... can this place handle that much whoring at one time?
Posted by: sweetnsexy Aug 25 2006, 05:26 PM
Sorry...I meant, do you all get to sign it, or make your mark as a sort of commemorative gift thing??
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2006, 05:30 PM
I'll leave my mark on you personally
Posted by: sweetnsexy Aug 25 2006, 05:32 PM
Posted by: sweetnsexy Aug 25 2006, 05:35 PM
Gosh...thought it would be appropriate somehow to mark my 1000th post in the whoring thread with a single emoticon!!
Now for the next 1000 
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2006, 05:37 PM
Now for the next 1000
Someone has been hanging with evade too long!
Happy 1000th
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 25 2006, 05:40 PM
Now for the next 1000
Happy 1000th
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2006, 05:45 PM
Oh NO... he's gotten to you too!
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 25 2006, 05:54 PM
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2006, 05:55 PM
Gnappy put that in your top 10 posts off all time... Im crying with laughter
Posted by: closeup Aug 25 2006, 06:04 PM
That would make a good thread; list you Top Ten favorite posts of all time. And no using the first nine for pictures of HotJ.
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