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[bondiguy]

and are you doing a movie on that , and thats why you put it in this thread ????? 

The funny thting is that I didnt even realise!

The second funny thing is that Cloesup is probably surfing RMM with multiple windows to keep up with the ho's and posted it here accidentally

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and are you doing a movie on that , and thats why you put it in this thread ????? 

It should have gone in the "Rant" thread. If C'man wants to splice it over there, I have no objections. Although, it might make a good movie, "The Case of the Misplaced Digit" starring Paris Hilton as the idiot on the other end of the line. Naturally, I'd play myself, the pissed-off mover.

[ddd35]

It should have gone in the "Rant" thread. If C'man wants to splice it over there, I have no objections. Although, it might make a good movie, "The Case of the Misplaced Digit" starring Paris Hilton as the idiot on the other end of the line. Naturally, I'd play myself, the pissed-off mover.

[bondiguy]

It should have gone in the "Rant" thread. If C'man wants to splice it over there, I have no objections. Although, it might make a good movie, "The Case of the Misplaced Digit" starring Paris Hilton as the idiot on the other end of the line. Naturally, I'd play myself, the pissed-off mover.

Can I play Paris Hilton's love interest?

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Can I play Paris Hilton's love interest?

I don't know, can you act like a stack of hundred dollar bills?

[bondiguy]

I don't know, can you act like a stack of hundred dollar bills?

Can I???

Here is some of my previous work

[Gnappster]

Here's something fucked-up that's happened 4-5 times in less than a month. Another moving companies toll-free number has the suffix 779 mine has 799. They've got MY number on the paperwork they're giving to their customers. These people are calling me all pissed off because they don't know where their furniture and stuff is. I just figured it out today after I check the website of the company everyone was mentioning. When I called them, the woman who answered couldn't get it thru her thick skull what I was trying to tell her. I think I got her to understand when I started using easy to understand words like "sue". Only time will tell.

her name was Sue?

[bondiguy]

her name was Sue? 

[Gnappster]

The funny thting is that I didnt even realise!

The second funny thing is that Cloesup is probably surfing RMM with multiple windows to keep up with the ho's and posted it here accidentally

I never noticed either, wasn't the last movie reference like 2 pages ago?

[bondiguy]

I never noticed either, wasn't the last movie reference like 2 pages ago?

Well this topic is 9 pages long.... so probably 9 pages ago

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The funny thting is that I didnt even realise!

The second funny thing is that Cloesup is probably surfing RMM with multiple windows to keep up with the ho's and posted it here accidentally

I would if I knew what a multiple window was. If I ever hit Powerball, I'm gonna find someone else to do this for me. I'll just take an afternoon nap on the sofa.

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Can I???

Here is some of my previous work

That made me laugh out loud. You're hired, call Paris and tell her to be here first thing in the morning.

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[bondiguy]

I would if I knew what a multiple window was. If I ever hit Powerball, I'm gonna find someone else to do this for me. I'll just take an afternoon nap on the sofa.

You dudes have Powerball there too huh?

[bondiguy]

That made me laugh out loud. You're hired, call Paris and tell her to be here first thing in the morning.

I do my best.....

I'll call Paris and tell her rehearsal's for the sex scene start immediately

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You dudes have Powerball there too huh?

Yeah, it's played in like 20-25 states. It sometimes gets over 250-300 million. I think I saw somewhere that Australia was for sale for 200 million.I buy it and I'd still have 50-100 million left over to spend on quelling the uprising. I'd buy the Canadian Army for that and still have most of my 100 million left.

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I do my best.....

I'll call Paris and tell her rehearsal's for the sex scene start immediately

I've already seen her work. And yours I don't wanna see.

[bondiguy]

Yeah, it's played in like 20-25 states. It sometimes gets over 250-300 million. I think I saw somewhere that Australia was for sale for 200 million.I buy it and  I'd still have 50-100 million left over to spend on quelling the uprising. I'd buy the Canadian Army for that and still have most of my 100 million left.

I think it's been discussed before but that amount of money is unbelievable!

Obviously because of the poppulation size. We have a 33 Million daollar draw this week and that's big news here! I guess work it out this way... 33 million is over 1 and a half times our poppulation, a similar draw for you guys would be 400-500 million?

[Gnappster]

I think it's been discussed before but that amount of money is unbelievable!

Obviously because of the poppulation size. We have a 33 Million daollar draw this week and that's big news here! I guess work it out this way... 33 million is over 1 and a half times our poppulation, a similar draw for you guys would be 400-500 million?

at least we don't have to pay taxes on it
although 250 million after taxes is still way more, but let me live in my dream world

[bondiguy]

at least we don't have to pay taxes on it 
although 250 million after taxes is still way more, but let me live in my dream world

No we don't pay tax on it here either

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I think it's been discussed before but that amount of money is unbelievable!

Obviously because of the poppulation size. We have a 33 Million daollar draw this week and that's big news here! I guess work it out this way... 33 million is over 1 and a half times our poppulation, a similar draw for you guys would be 400-500 million?

I'm not sure what kind of math you're using here. What's the population of the place selling the ticket have to do with the eventual prize. If you were playing a scratch-off ticket and won $50,000, you wouldn't divide that by the population of the town you bought it in. Or maybe you would.....

[bondiguy]

I'm not sure what kind of math you're using here. What's the population of the place selling the ticket have to do with the eventual prize. If you were playing a scratch-off ticket and won $50,000, you wouldn't divide that by the population of the town you bought it in. Or maybe you would.....

A scratch ticket is different I believe...

i could be wrong but how else does Powerball etc offer such large jackpots without the people playing?

I thought it was a way to put it into perspective... Australia = 20 million, USA = 250-300 million?

[Gnappster]

yeah, that's how the jackpots are offered here. number of tickets sold. more tickets...bigger jackpot.

[bondiguy]

yeah, that's how the jackpots are offered here. number of tickets sold. more tickets...bigger jackpot.

I assumed as much

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A scratch ticket is different I believe...

i could be wrong but how else does Powerball etc offer such large jackpots without the people playing?

I thought it was a way to put it into perspective... Australia = 20 million, USA = 250-300 million?

Well, I guess if you look at it like this -if everyone in each country paid one dollar and only bought one ticket apeice, how much would the Jackpot be. Actually, someone dosen't win every week, it takes several weeks of nobody winning to get as high as 250 million. Now here's another one, A train leaves the station heading west at 40mph. At the same time another heads east at 30 mph, when will they pass each other?

[bondiguy]

Now here's another one, A train leaves the station heading west at 40mph. At the same time another heads east at 30 mph, when will they pass each other?

Eventually.... when the circum navigate the globe

[Gnappster]

Well, I guess if you look at it like this -if everyone in each country paid one dollar and only bought one ticket apeice, how much would the Jackpot be. Actually, someone dosen't win every week, it takes several weeks of nobody winning to get as high as 250 million. Now here's another one, A train leaves the station heading west at 40mph. At the same time another heads east at 30 mph, when will they pass each other?

Depends if the tracks go around the world or not.

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Eventually.... when the circum navigate the globe

That is the answer. That's two for you today after Magrilla gorrilla.

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[bondiguy]

Depends if the tracks go around the world or not.

I just assumed they would

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Depends if the tracks go around the world or not.

That's TWICE you've been right behind Bondi. That's not a good omen.

[Gnappster]

That is the answer. That's two for you today after Magrilla gorrilla.

Gary Coleman aka Arnold Drummond, of Whatchu talkin bout Willis fame.