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Posted by: Lynette Aug 25 2006, 07:20 PM
Recently, I overheard a man say that his dick was so hard, it ached. It got me wondering. Not actually ever having had a boner (or a dick, for that metter 
) myself , I was wondering if it's possible. Can your dick get SO hard it hurts without any other form of irritation causing the pain? It kinda seems possible to me, but it's a question I don't think I've ever asked before. And if does... what does it feel like?
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2006, 07:23 PM
) myself , I was wondering if it's possible. Can your dick get SO hard it hurts without any other form of irritation causing the pain? It kinda seems possible to me, but it's a question I don't think I've ever asked before. And if does... what does it feel like?
Well yeah it can happen. Usually in public or other places where one is clothed and therefore his cock is restricted in its movement and his boner is pressing against his underpants etc
(I know Im gonna get burnt for this but ehhh)
Posted by: Lynette Aug 25 2006, 07:52 PM
Well, that would be his pants actually causing the pain due to their restricting his dicks freedom of movement. Wouldn't it be? Suppose you're just standing there, butt naked with a hard-on (unrestricted, pointing at the cieling) and it gets so hard it hurts. Is that possible? Seems to me that at some point it may be possible for the amount of blood pressure building up in the thing to cause some discomfort.
Posted by: paybarraman Aug 25 2006, 09:15 PM
It can happen absolutely Lynette. Although from my own personal experience - FUCK ALL YOU ASSHOLES WHO SUDDENLY HAVE COMMENTS!!!! - sorry Lynette, if I'm foolin around or just very horny sometimes, what actually aches are my balls more so than my cock.
It's a very dull constant ache. Any contact with them only increases the pain. You would think an orgasm would help but in reality it just makes it worse. I asked my doc about it and he said it's unfortunate but not uncommon. And for me, having a varicocele, it can be even worse.
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2006, 11:12 PM
It's a very dull constant ache. Any contact with them only increases the pain. You would think an orgasm would help but in reality it just makes it worse. I asked my doc about it and he said it's unfortunate but not uncommon. And for me, having a varicocele, it can be even worse.
Oh god... it's almost too easy
Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 26 2006, 10:55 AM
It's a very dull constant ache. Any contact with them only increases the pain. You would think an orgasm would help but in reality it just makes it worse. I asked my doc about it and he said it's unfortunate but not uncommon. And for me, having a varicocele, it can be even worse.
Pay, come one. you take all the fun out of burning you. It's like having a secretary who walks when you're chasing her around the desk.
ah, forget it. what's the use?
Posted by: paybarraman Aug 27 2006, 11:19 AM
Listen dickheads...the whole fucking thing is becoming increasingly tiresome....
Go fuck with the noobs....I was answering her fucking question you simple-minded asses. Do you all really have no joy in life other burning me? If true, then you all are an incredibly sad sad lot.
Posted by: ddd35 Aug 27 2006, 07:55 PM
In the USA we call it getting a case of blue balls Lyn , its from a prolonged erection brought on by a highly aroused state ... with no release ...
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 28 2006, 01:37 AM
Go fuck with the noobs....I was answering her fucking question you simple-minded asses. Do you all really have no joy in life other burning me? If true, then you all are an incredibly sad sad lot.
Someone is on their cycle
Posted by: paybarraman Aug 28 2006, 07:44 AM
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 28 2006, 12:24 PM
Go fuck with the noobs....I was answering her fucking question you simple-minded asses. Do you all really have no joy in life other burning me? If true, then you all are an incredibly sad sad lot.
I think that's already been firmly established.
We kid cuz we love and soemtimes because it's too damn easy.
As to the initial question, I've never had a hard on so bad it hurt or ached. Maybe it was a figure of speech like "hurts so good" or "I ache for you" etc.
I've heard of blue balls before but I never get em.
Posted by: UncleBuck Aug 28 2006, 12:44 PM
BLUE BALLS
Blue balls is a slang term for a temporary fluid congestion in the testicles and prostate region caused by prolonged sexual arousal in the human male. It is most commonly associated with adolescents but can occur in any sexually mature male. It is often accompanied by a cramp-like ache of prostatic congestion and pain/tenderness of the testes
The main cause of blue balls is prolonged sexual stimulation of the erect penis, either by direct or indirect contact, that does not result in orgasm and ejaculation.
During arousal in a sexually mature male, the sympathetic nervous system decreases its inputs to the genital tissues, resulting in increased blood flow to the testicles and prostate areas. As this happens, other fluid outflow muscles constrict, causing more bodily fluid to enter the area than leave, ensuring a high enough regional blood pressure to allow a sustained erection for penetration during sexual intercourse.
If orgasm is not achieved, blood and lymphatic fluid tend to pool, and the blood becomes oxygen deprived. In some men, this pooling of oxygen-starved blood may result in a bluish tint to the scrotum. It can be very painful, like a hit to the testicles except from the inside.
Men with priapism or orchalgia may experience an extreme, prolonged form of blue balls, which may require medical attention.
Treatment
The easiest way to relieve the symptoms of blue balls is through an orgasm either by masturbation or sexual intercourse. The resultant ejaculation jump-starts the sympathetic nervous system, which increases blood flow through the groin area, dissipating the fluid buildup. Even without orgasm, the symptoms of blue balls usually subside within an hour of onset, but the symptoms can also last much longer. A review of the medical literature by Chalett and Nerenberg in 2000 found little formal data regarding the condition but concluded that "the treatment is sexual release, or perhaps straining to move a very heavy object — in essence doing a Valsalva maneuver." Simply lying down can also sometimes help the pain associated with blue balls.
One folk remedy for blue balls is the cold shower. Putting cold substances (such as ice) on the crotch region significantly helps. One source [1] states that "the cool water of the shower would stimulate new warm blood to the scrotum," but local cooling might instead work by causing arterioles in the scrotal skin to constrict, thus decreasing blood flow to those tissues and allowing fluid to leave the congested areas. On the other hand, soaking in a hot bath can help as well. Also, physical exercise like walking, climbing stairs etc, can ease the engorgement. Sometimes drugs containing pseudoephedrine can help quicken the process; however, availability of medicine containing pseudoephedrine is limited in some countries. Analgesics do not generally help as they do not involve prostaglandins.
any more questions?
Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 28 2006, 02:54 PM
Go fuck with the noobs....I was answering her fucking question you simple-minded asses. Do you all really have no joy in life other burning me? If true, then you all are an incredibly sad sad lot.
Geez, pay. I was just commenting that with such a setup topic it'd be too easy, but like you stated in your post. I wasn't burning you at all. All I meant that burn in a thread like this would be too easy... like chasing an ugly secretary around the desk... when she's walkin'
I try to save my burns for opportune moments will they'll be so funny that even the victim has a good chance of a good laugh. Being as I probably don't make anyone laugh without taking my pants off, I can clearly see why you'd think I'm just a shameless burner.
And by the way. I'm not a simple-minded ass. the sick and twisted web that is my id is very complicated. You're a cool cat. don't get all sensative on me all of a sudden. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer.
Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 28 2006, 02:54 PM
I try to save my burns for opportune moments will they'll be so funny that even the victim has a good chance of a good laugh. Being as I probably don't make anyone laugh without taking my pants off, I can clearly see why you'd think I'm just a shameless burner.
And by the way. I'm not a simple-minded ass. the sick and twisted web that is my id is very complicated. You're a cool cat. don't get all sensative on me all of a sudden. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer.
©
Posted by: ddd35 Aug 28 2006, 03:15 PM
Blue balls is a slang term for a temporary fluid congestion in the testicles and prostate region caused by prolonged sexual arousal in the human male. It is most commonly associated with adolescents but can occur in any sexually mature male. It is often accompanied by a cramp-like ache of prostatic congestion and pain/tenderness of the testes
The main cause of blue balls is prolonged sexual stimulation of the erect penis, either by direct or indirect contact, that does not result in orgasm and ejaculation.
During arousal in a sexually mature male, the sympathetic nervous system decreases its inputs to the genital tissues, resulting in increased blood flow to the testicles and prostate areas. As this happens, other fluid outflow muscles constrict, causing more bodily fluid to enter the area than leave, ensuring a high enough regional blood pressure to allow a sustained erection for penetration during sexual intercourse.
If orgasm is not achieved, blood and lymphatic fluid tend to pool, and the blood becomes oxygen deprived. In some men, this pooling of oxygen-starved blood may result in a bluish tint to the scrotum. It can be very painful, like a hit to the testicles except from the inside.
Men with priapism or orchalgia may experience an extreme, prolonged form of blue balls, which may require medical attention.
Treatment
The easiest way to relieve the symptoms of blue balls is through an orgasm either by masturbation or sexual intercourse. The resultant ejaculation jump-starts the sympathetic nervous system, which increases blood flow through the groin area, dissipating the fluid buildup. Even without orgasm, the symptoms of blue balls usually subside within an hour of onset, but the symptoms can also last much longer. A review of the medical literature by Chalett and Nerenberg in 2000 found little formal data regarding the condition but concluded that "the treatment is sexual release, or perhaps straining to move a very heavy object — in essence doing a Valsalva maneuver." Simply lying down can also sometimes help the pain associated with blue balls.
One folk remedy for blue balls is the cold shower. Putting cold substances (such as ice) on the crotch region significantly helps. One source [1] states that "the cool water of the shower would stimulate new warm blood to the scrotum," but local cooling might instead work by causing arterioles in the scrotal skin to constrict, thus decreasing blood flow to those tissues and allowing fluid to leave the congested areas. On the other hand, soaking in a hot bath can help as well. Also, physical exercise like walking, climbing stairs etc, can ease the engorgement. Sometimes drugs containing pseudoephedrine can help quicken the process; however, availability of medicine containing pseudoephedrine is limited in some countries. Analgesics do not generally help as they do not involve prostaglandins.
any more questions?
I think I said this above and in only 1 sentence ..but I do like the full version ...
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 28 2006, 03:19 PM
I try to save my burns for opportune moments will they'll be so funny that even the victim has a good chance of a good laugh. Being as I probably don't make anyone laugh without taking my pants off, I can clearly see why you'd think I'm just a shameless burner.
And by the way. I'm not a simple-minded ass. the sick and twisted web that is my id is very complicated. You're a cool cat. don't get all sensative on me all of a sudden. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer.
Wow, I've been handling that all wrong, glad you've cleared it up for me! I'm gonna be doing a lot more beer drinking from now on.
(and I can't believe the spelling nazi would misspell senzuhtiv)
Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 28 2006, 03:49 PM
(and I can't believe the spelling nazi would misspell senzuhtiv)
Yeah, I was pretty retarded in that post. Lots of wrong and omitted words. I'm not in top form today. I'm married now and I have officically become complacent.
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 28 2006, 04:06 PM
I guess you like as much discussion about testicles as possible. To each his own I suppose.
I'll stick with boobs.
Posted by: COMEDYMAN Aug 28 2006, 07:44 PM
) myself , I was wondering if it's possible. Can your dick get SO hard it hurts without any other form of irritation causing the pain? It kinda seems possible to me, but it's a question I don't think I've ever asked before. And if does... what does it feel like?I have never had a aching hardon before.. just a raging one... I guess if the person had high BP the veins in his cock might be worn down a bit and cause pain.. but you would think the cock veins are made for the constant pressure of a hardon so I dunno if that would hold true or not.
The pain from a hardon my be transferred pain from a groin injury possibly... I mean you get kicked in the balls it hurts all over so a healing internal injury might simulate a ball kick if the sudden rush of blood from a hard on passes by it...
But Im no cock doc this is just a guess
Posted by: jrock8 Aug 28 2006, 08:11 PM
The pain from a hardon my be transferred pain from a groin injury possibly... I mean you get kicked in the balls it hurts all over so a healing internal injury might simulate a ball kick if the sudden rush of blood from a hard on passes by it...
But Im no cock doc this is just a guess
so it's more just a hobby of yours? you should be careful... i think bob and belicked might be booking their tickets to florida as we speak
Posted by: Lynette Aug 30 2006, 12:03 AM
Geeze! so much hostility over an aching dick. I would think that the remedies being suggsted here would actually be a welcome alternative to anything a doctor might do 
.
Posted by: summoner Aug 30 2006, 02:05 AM
I was thinking what my workmate said the other day...we have had patients (male) with a great boner because of Viagra and guess what the doctors have done They have put needles to the penis so that the extra blood will flow out....OUTCH! So maybe you guys should avoid Viagra....just a warning 
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 30 2006, 02:54 AM
I like the 1 sentence version... I am not reading all of that shit
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 30 2006, 11:10 AM
They have put needles to the penis so that the extra blood will flow out....OUTCH! So maybe you guys should avoid Viagra....just a warning 
the "cure" sounds worse than the ailment.
Posted by: Lynette Aug 30 2006, 02:29 PM
They have put needles to the penis so that the extra blood will flow out....OUTCH! So maybe you guys should avoid Viagra....just a warning YOW-WOW!!!!!!! I watched a boyfriend get catheterized a few yearas ago. That looked painful. But, I really can't imagine taking a perfectly good boner and sticking needles into it.That has GOT to hurt!
Posted by: ddd35 Aug 30 2006, 02:31 PM
hey lyn hows reno ?
Posted by: ddd35 Aug 30 2006, 02:41 PM
they claim that a young person , I mean somone under 55 that takes viagra takes a great chance of ther boner staying hard for hours , Know of a 22 yr old that took it and he had sex with his girlfriend and came 4 times in 60 minutes and it still didnt go down , so he did it 2 more time and it didnt go down , by this time he was sore and she was sore or so he said , so he did her from behind , finnally after almost 3 hours and many many orgasms it went down ,, By the way he wasnt complaining but she was cuase she was sore both front and back for a week !!!!!!
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 30 2006, 02:57 PM
Why in God's name would you want to watch that?!
What did you tell the nurse, "excuse me, could you move the sheet, I'd really like to observe this!"
Posted by: stevieboy Aug 30 2006, 05:59 PM
You have just convinced me that I wanna get myself some Viagra! Anyone know a good doc with a prescription pad
Posted by: stevieboy Aug 30 2006, 06:03 PM
. Lynette,
I cannot understand what all the fuss is about...I have had blue balls and its nothing that cannot be cured with a good orgasm. The rare occasions my wife has teased me up to that point, she has more than made up for it by offering me relief thereafter. Heck one day she was teasing and teasing me in the shower to the point I was so sore I thought I was gonna blow up...She decided she was just gonna stroke me off....Man was she surprised when I came so hard it shot straight up into the air and all through her hair and on her face. She said had she expected that, she would have just sucked me off the avoid the mess. I thought it was pretty funny
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 30 2006, 06:07 PM
you don't need a doctor to get it. unless you're hung up on little things like the law.
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 31 2006, 01:39 AM
I gotta say Viagra is a dangerous fucking drug when taken by people who do not need it. I have heard many stories of young guys taking it and having a boner for an entire weekend and it is also known to cause Heart Attacks in younger takers of the drug
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 1 2006, 02:10 AM
poor pay...now he knows what it feels like!!! HAH MOTHA FACKU!
anyway...yeah...its possible...i know from personal experience...young and horny with the girls in texas...it tends to happen alot rofl
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 1 2006, 02:11 AM
Wow a Naz posting?
Whaddup mother fucker?
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 1 2006, 02:23 AM
aleviating a deep and depressing boredom....waddap yall?
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 1 2006, 02:46 AM
nuttin
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 1 2006, 02:53 AM
hewwz yeah motha fuckau
Posted by: paybarraman Sep 1 2006, 06:42 AM
No No No Naraz you silly little simpleton.......I dont use viagra and I have no problems rubbin one out when I need to.
ESPECIALLY with the ladies from this site lately!!!
*Bondi, wait till Bo gets her hands on this "little fucker"*
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 1 2006, 04:45 PM
ESPECIALLY with the ladies from this site lately!!!
*Bondi, wait till Bo gets her hands on this "little fucker"*
handS? i think someone's exaggerating
although, if she did... i'd have to raise my glass to you and say "cheers... ya' lucky bastard!"
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 1 2006, 04:56 PM
although, if she did... i'd have to raise my glass to you and say "cheers... ya' lucky bastard!"
then we'd have to close the lid on his casket
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 1 2006, 05:04 PM
eh... the burn was actually on pay, but it'll do
you get a C for execution, but an A- for effort
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 1 2006, 05:13 PM
you get a C for execution, but an A- for effort
my cat's breath smells like cat food
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 1 2006, 05:24 PM
i beat the board whore! i beat the board whore! i...
i bent my wookie
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 1 2006, 06:17 PM
i bent my wookie
Spotted
Pay... Bo will eat him alive!
Gnappy... The funniest tombstone I have ever seen
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 1 2006, 06:26 PM
Luckily there's not a lot of competition in that area
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 1 2006, 06:28 PM
You gotta imagine walking through a cemetery and seeing a tombstone like that... if you didn't even slightly laugh you wouldn't be human
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 1 2006, 06:31 PM
yeah, there's not enough humour at graveyards these days
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 1 2006, 06:33 PM
People just arent trying anymore
Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 2 2006, 10:31 AM
Obviously, none of you have ever seen a pic of this legitimate headstone... There's a good story on it here. http://www.montrealmirror.com/ARCHIVES/2002/092602/kristian.html
Here's what it looks like.
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Posted by: Narazbad Sep 2 2006, 11:56 AM
oh shit...id rather have the first one man...id like to make people REALLY laugh when they see me..just might be moved off the family plot rofl
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 2 2006, 04:47 PM
Here's what it looks like.
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hahah that's great!
plus you could make them think you really weren't a virgin
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 4 2006, 01:54 AM
plus you could make them think you really weren't a virgin
BAM!!!
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 4 2006, 02:38 AM
did we get emeril in here somehow?
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 5 2006, 11:51 AM
gotta give gnappy some credit... trying to put the "fun" back in funerals...
Posted by: ddd35 Sep 5 2006, 11:54 AM
to Gnappy
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 6 2006, 02:26 AM
Oh I get it... I get jokes
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 6 2006, 12:16 PM
spotted
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 6 2006, 01:17 PM
really? b/c i totally thought i stole that from an old '80s tv show...
lol
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 6 2006, 01:34 PM
lolprobably where they stole it from too.
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