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Posted by: SKULLZ0MBIE May 31 2006, 01:52 PM

My best handjob happen when my date and I went to a baseball game.
I got the cheapest seats, damn I was mad that the team was down by 5 runs, and the weather was hot in the high 90's!
Later that day, everyone around us, left
My date started to unzip my pants then
started to jack me off...
that may day
Enjoy my cold beer watching the game and unloading
My team lost by 2 runs, but with a happy ending

Posted by: Lynette Jun 1 2006, 10:32 PM

When I was 19 there was a man in his forties that lived on my street. His wife had died of cancer about a year prior. I'd talk to him occassionally and felt really sad for him, he missed his wife terribly. One Saturday morning he was working in his front yard when I saw him and went over to talk. He asked me If I wanted to have a glass of lemonade with him and I agreed. We were sitting, sipping on his backyard patio when I asked him what was the hardest thing for hm being alone. He told me that there were many things but he really missed "the feminine" touch. To make a long story short, he ended up saying something about having to be content with self-gratification. I felt SO bad for him that I told him that (if it would help) I would be his "feminine touch" and "masterbate" him. At first he was caught off guard and said "no that's alright Lyn, I'm OK". But, after I said that it would be fine with me and that I really didn't consider it to be a "sex act" at all he relented. I think that I really was volunteering because I felt so sorry for him at the time. I asked him to stand up, then I undid his shorts and pulled them down. (BIG, HARD, DICK!!!!) I remember I couldn't take my eyes off of it. I directed him to a lounge chair and had him lay down on his back, I sat on the lounge along side of him and grabbed his boner and aimed it straight up toward the sky. About half way through (which wasn't long at all) I pulled my top off so he could see my boobs bouncing for some visiual stimulation. BOING!!!!! It worked! He shot a stream of cum about a foot and a half into the air. It was great! (I LOVE watching that.) The more I stroked his thing, the more cum pumped out of it. But, it was the only time I did it for him. I think he was kind of uneasy about the whole thing...maybe the difference in our ages... I don't know. Anyway, I went home, went directly to my room, took off all my clothes, jumped on my bed, and masterbated til I came about three times within an hour.
Now, please... nobody say that I'm not a humanitarian.

Posted by: Hardabs Jun 1 2006, 11:46 PM

damn you tell the best stories

Posted by: ddd35 Jun 2 2006, 06:56 AM

I just wish i was your neighbor

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 2 2006, 08:40 AM

OHGOODGODDAMN!!!!!!!!! *doublechairshiftdickrub* that was a HOT story






My wife jacked me off during the pre-views of a movie....lots of people around, it was awesome........there are MANY stories (bless her little heart) but that was the most memorable

Posted by: ddd35 Jun 2 2006, 08:51 AM

I recieved my best handjob from my now motherinlaw, at that time I was just dating her daughter , but we had been on the river all day and I was extrmely horny , i was laying down in the cabin of there boat cause I was a little drunk and extremely turned on as my now wife was wondering around in a very skimpy bikini , well her mom came in to check on me and I didnt realize it was so noticeable but my cockwas hard as hell in my swim trunks well she sat down on the bed beside me and very calmly says , take that out and Ill help relieve some pressure , well I said WHAT ? she said it again , so i did as I was told , and she gave me a awesome handjob till I came , I was dumbfounded . but I felt allot better , and nothing has ever been said about it , and I think after she saw my hardness she liked me even more , cause she never ever bitched at us if I brought her daughter home late !!!!!! heres to handjobs

Posted by: Lynette Aug 7 2006, 06:04 PM

OK...

Posted by: stevieboy Aug 7 2006, 06:27 PM

My most memorable was with my wife...back when we were just dating...her parents took us on a car ride in the middle of the woods to take their 4x4 through the snow....all the while, her dad thought it would be amusing to get on me about the fact that he felt we were too serious and I best not be having sex with his daughter, etc etc...It was dark and she must have been feeling daring cause the next thing I know, she gets "cold" and has to cover up in the back seat with a blanket...which is an excuse for her to grab my hand and shove it up her skirt. I was scared silly...but feeling her wetness got the best of me, so I went with it and gently started fingering her hoping her Dad would never catch on. Then she reached over and unzipped my pants and started playing with me. It didn't take long till I shot a load and without missing a beat, she pulled her hand out of my pants and licked her fingers clean. I was so damn nervous and so horny at the same time.

Of course, after we got back, we went out for the night and I ended up doing all sorts of nasty things to his daughter that I knew he would not approve of.

To this day when he wants to go out on "expeditions" I have to smile thinking If you only knew

Posted by: hott1976 Aug 7 2006, 07:27 PM

Honestly...i'm sure you were wowed by this but the motherinlaw thing wierds me out. If my mom wacked my boyfriend off i would flip! Just my two cents!

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 8 2006, 12:55 AM

I either call this 100% bullshit or you a sick, twisted fucker. WHo gets a handjob from their mother in law?

IMO hand jobs are over rated. IF she is gonne give it a tug, why not use her mouth as well... if not, I have a much better technique and would just do it myself

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 8 2006, 01:51 PM

this is coming from the same guy who hooked up with a chick at a fmaily reunion



yeah I hear bondi is a real pro at jerking guys off, so jrock tells me.

Posted by: Lynette Aug 8 2006, 10:18 PM

Oh come on! You mean to tell me that you don't enjoy the site and the feeling of watching a naked woman sitting next to you with your cock in her hand, titties bouncing, swaying, nipples getting hard while she jacks you off and watches you shoot cum straight up into the air, maybe hitting her boobs? PALEEEEEEEEZE!Ever shoot a load into a lady's mouth while she beats you off?

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 8 2006, 10:27 PM

well you certainly present a compelling case!

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 9 2006, 01:54 AM

Years of self practice haha



Ah Lynette of course I enjoy it, I just think they are over rated. It'd would definitely be on the bottom of my to do list when talking about sexual encounters. Intercourse and Oral are on a whole other level in comparison. I do recieve the odd handjob but much rather other forms of sex.

In regards to your last question yes I have, but is usually at the end of intercourse or a nice long blow job

Posted by: summoner Aug 9 2006, 02:10 AM

I usually start with mouth&tongue and continue with hands A little oil and hubbie is in heaven I bought one fine book last year and there was some pretty nice tips for handjobs. But I think that hubbie likes BJ´s more

I have never done a handjob in public place although I have done a BJ in a car with some exBF...And with one BF we just did handjobs, BJ´s and fingerin, no intercourse at all (I was 16 or 17 by then and not a virgin...)Okay, enough OT...

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 9 2006, 02:21 AM

handjobs are for teenagers

Posted by: LikesThemAll Aug 9 2006, 06:36 AM

lord, i wish that was me next to that stunning beauty

Posted by: LikesThemAll Aug 9 2006, 06:38 AM

sure paints a pretty picture

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 9 2006, 10:23 AM

and prison inmates

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 10 2006, 01:23 AM

and/or anal sex haha

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 10 2006, 01:25 AM

so THAT's why gnappy keeps trying to get arrested for stealing shit

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 10 2006, 01:28 AM

All the pices fit now huh?

Posted by: UncleBuck Aug 10 2006, 10:36 AM

Handjob what ever I will take what ever I can get .........




I have whacked off sooo many times in the shower ,when it rains I get a hard-on


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Posted by: bondiguy Aug 11 2006, 01:02 AM

Now you're wacking it over a neon sign?

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 11 2006, 07:01 AM

Hey Bondi why is every morning I get on here and its says

HANDJOBS
BONDIGUY ????????????????

just curious if there is a pattern here ? JK

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 11 2006, 09:25 AM

I think you'll find it'll be EVERY THREAD, Last Post; Bondiguy

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 11 2006, 09:29 AM

I look forward to your comments Bro just Bumping ya a bit .... ANd No I didnt say humping Gnappy !!!!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 11 2006, 09:32 AM

I know, I was having a go at myself there too with my board whoring

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 11 2006, 09:35 AM

I missed this pic , damn girl get ahold of that thing not just a lzy stroke ...

Posted by: belicked6924 Aug 11 2006, 10:40 AM

You're right you said "bumping Bondi" 2 totally different things

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 11 2006, 11:37 AM

most correct post ever



don't drag me into your little love triangles.

Posted by: diamondgeezer Aug 11 2006, 05:48 PM

GF once unzipped me and started giving the old catholic hand shandy whilst I was doing 100 up the M1. Apart from nearly crashing once or twice, I was most amused when my stereo chose to play "Jerk It Out" ^^

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 11 2006, 06:47 PM

I am many things but dillusional isn't one of them.

Posted by: hott1976 Aug 14 2006, 06:03 PM

i've done that.... suckin and jerkin and then finishes in my mouth.

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 14 2006, 06:09 PM

you are perfect
That is all®

Posted by: UncleBuck Aug 14 2006, 08:05 PM

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour………
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost; the Minnow would be lost.
The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan, the Skipper too,
the Millionaire, and his Wife,
the Movie Star, the Professor and Mary Ann,
here on Gilligan's Isle.

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So this is the tale of our castaways,
they're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The first mate and his skipper too,
will do their very best,
to make the others comfortable,
in the tropic island nest.
No phones, no lights, no motor cars,
not a single luxury.
Like Robinson Crusoe,
it's primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friend,
you're sure to get a smile.
From seven stranded Castaways,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 14 2006, 11:28 PM

I was getting ready to give you the "psycho" award, until I realized what was going on in that pic, missed it first time around haha.

Posted by: UncleBuck Aug 15 2006, 03:45 PM

I thought that was pretty good..... makes being stranded on a island with Ginger and Mary Anne maybe not so bad

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 18 2006, 04:05 AM

will u have an affair with me?

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 21 2006, 05:55 PM

That line is from an obscure movie with a really hot blonde in it. (I would have just wrote "spotted," but i didn't want an obvious burn coming my way.)

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 21 2006, 05:58 PM

I beg to differ! That is not all. Hott is so much more than perfect!!

Posted by: laura Sep 29 2006, 02:01 AM

When I was a sophomore in HS I had a bigtime crush on a senior. I ran into him in the hall when I was supposed to be working in the history teacher lounge. We snuck into this room where the band kept equipment and started making out. He took himself out after a bit and I got on my knees and started giving him a hand job with a little mouth stuff involved. I figured thats just how these things must work! I didnt really know what I was doing, but I got the job done. Problem was he came a huge amount, and his first shot was my first eye shot ever, which made me turn my head. The rest of it either hit my face or went right onto my shirt. The "twins" were pretty sizable at the time and caught all of it. I didnt have a back up shirt so I ended up telling everyone the water fountain was all screwed up and got me wet. At the time I thought everyone probably knew, but really I doubt anyone did, well, except for the one guy.

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 29 2006, 08:32 AM

Lucky guy

Posted by: Hendo Sep 30 2006, 02:46 PM

That's awesome! I never had any cool thing s happen to me in high school. College however..... .

Posted by: wild n crazy Sep 30 2006, 03:47 PM

my friend who was head cheerleader (who graduated before i even made it to high school) told me that she used to go on the football field with her bf and the field went down some from the parking lot so the angle was just right to where they would get a sleeping bag and go down on the 50 yard line and do it all night and no one could see... she was telling me so i could do the same but i was too scared to use the advice! fuck getting caught by school cops i see everyday!! i just stuck to back seats of trucks or fields.. etc.

Posted by: laura Oct 1 2006, 02:44 AM

I could have never done that on the field either...Id be too worried about being caught. Most I ever did outside was have sex in my little brothers toy tent in our back yard. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tent I believe. I remember wet grass poking me in strange places!

Posted by: LikesThemAll Oct 1 2006, 04:47 PM

lucky guy that received it i'm sure

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 3 2006, 04:44 AM

My kinda woman

Posted by: juicy_DD Nov 9 2006, 12:57 PM

Posted by: tera Dec 10 2006, 04:40 PM

I'm answering for my man because I know his answer all so well.
A couple of yrs ago I went to a male strip club with two friends and we got very trashed and horny. One of the other girl had drove yet I was the least trashed so I offered to drive and they could stay over at my house to sleep it off. When we got inside my hubby was laid back in his recliner asleep. We imediately noticed his cock was falling out and we got a chuckle out of it. I suggested we play arnd with him and they were all for it. I snuck over and raised his boxers more so he was laying there in all his glory. My hubby is a heavy sleeper so i knew we could get away with some touching if we were careful before he even woke up. I had him in my hand and they were all eyes, told them it was their turn and we all had a feel. The 2nd to hold him still had him in her hand when he woke up not knowing what was happening, we started laughing and told him each has already got to hold him before he awake. The 2nd girl still had ahold so I told her she should see him at attn. My hubby was more than happy for them to see and told her to stroke him, she said it works better for her when it's wet and proceeded to swallow him. His eyes light up and so did mine and the other friends, she got him all wet and went to town giving him a hand job while we watched. After maybe 10 mins I told my other friend that I could have it any time and she should cut in, she knelt down on the other side of his chair and grabbed hold but the first didn't want to stop, he suggested they both do it together which they did, one holding and kissing his balls while the other stroked and occasionally kept him wet with her mouth. It wasn't long and hubby shot a huge load all over his chest, belly and my friends hand. What took it over the edge was my girlfriend licking her hand clean while the other licked his belly and chest clean. They passed out shortly after that and hubby was up and off to work before they got up. Needless to said when he walked thru the livingroom and saw them laying their he had the biggest grin on his face and out the door he went.
When they woke up they were acting embaresed and I told them not to be and described how he looked leaving. That's never happen again but I know that is his ans because of how many x's he has talked about it since!

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 10 2006, 05:08 PM

great story

Posted by: SKULLZ0MBIE Dec 10 2006, 05:09 PM

Sound like a great girls night out

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 11 2006, 12:38 AM

Holy Shit...

Are you taking applications for Toy Boys?

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 11 2006, 01:47 PM

best story I've read here in awhile!

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 11 2006, 03:26 PM

you told us the best story was the Book (the simpson story )

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 11 2006, 03:55 PM

what simpson story?

Posted by: hott1976 Dec 11 2006, 06:41 PM

i'm really good at giving a hand job while my mouth is working on the rest!

Posted by: paybarraman Dec 11 2006, 06:45 PM

Hey baby...whazzup?

Posted by: hott1976 Dec 11 2006, 07:12 PM

you like that pay? I think it's much easier to please taht way..i can add a little lubrication without spitting on it like a porn star!

Posted by: Bobaloo Dec 11 2006, 07:14 PM

I love you!


scratch that!!



you complete me!

Posted by: hott1976 Dec 11 2006, 09:01 PM

complete? say it ain't so.....that is so corny.

Posted by: paybarraman Dec 11 2006, 11:00 PM

WOW!! Just...I mean....that's ..... ahhhh WOW!!!

Yes Hott....I would like that very very much......

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 12 2006, 12:28 AM

I think it was an attempt at humour?



I shall offer my services to be on the receiving end?



Let's never split?

Posted by: Maryann Dec 12 2006, 01:28 AM

I would like to be your friend

Posted by: LikesThemAll Dec 12 2006, 07:32 AM

a pleasureable experience I'm sure

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 12 2006, 07:51 AM

pics , or just show us !!!!

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 12 2006, 07:52 AM

thats my point !!!

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 12 2006, 11:54 AM

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 12 2006, 03:06 PM

you know the OJ simpson book you bought off ebay !! DUH

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 12 2006, 03:52 PM

I get it! ebay hehehehe

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 12 2006, 04:01 PM

whew was getting worried about ya ...

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 12 2006, 05:29 PM

Missed Ref

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 12 2006, 06:14 PM

what ?

Posted by: hott1976 Dec 12 2006, 06:18 PM

i may have pics of the handjob/hummer.

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 12 2006, 06:21 PM

oh yeah now your talking

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 12 2006, 06:24 PM

damn, had to look that one up



more importantly...would you be willing to post such pics

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 12 2006, 06:26 PM

Posted by: hott1976 Dec 12 2006, 06:38 PM

i may have to crop cut etc...not sure if the date would love so much of his bod on here maybe just his cock in my mouth.

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 12 2006, 06:40 PM

I think it would be a small price for him to pay for just the opportunity to have his cock in your mouth.

Posted by: stevieboy Dec 12 2006, 06:40 PM

Hott...if you cannot crop the pic properly, I volunteer to let you perform your handjob technique on me and you can photograph it instead

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 12 2006, 06:41 PM

well we just want you anyway , now wait I see the boys are here okay i take it back they will want to se the c--- in your mouth ...

Posted by: hott1976 Dec 12 2006, 06:54 PM

let me go check his archives..i know they are on disk somewhere as well as some of the vid's he has of me... did i say video's ??????

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 12 2006, 06:55 PM

Posted by: stevieboy Dec 12 2006, 06:56 PM

Videos!!!! Oooh...let's hope for a screening!

Posted by: Bobaloo Dec 12 2006, 07:36 PM

I was going for corny.

Posted by: Bobaloo Dec 12 2006, 07:36 PM

This could get interesting.

Posted by: Bobaloo Dec 12 2006, 07:38 PM

You're appealing!

It's funny cuz they're monkeys

Posted by: LikesThemAll Dec 12 2006, 11:38 PM

i wait with baited breath in hopes of seeing your work.

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 12 2006, 11:50 PM

well reworked

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 13 2006, 12:40 AM

For shame



May I offer the services of my body?






Oh...and VIDEOS?!?!?!?!?

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 13 2006, 07:38 AM

she put it up and took it down , very nice though

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 13 2006, 11:48 AM

That is all.

Posted by: Bobaloo Dec 13 2006, 04:23 PM

I saw them and they were spectacular. I haven't been around the whole board yet today, but it'd be a real shame if she did take 'em down already.

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 13 2006, 11:54 PM

Gnappy.... step into my office

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 14 2006, 12:01 PM

is it in the men's room like the fonz?

Posted by: Bobaloo Dec 14 2006, 02:56 PM

More like this:

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 14 2006, 03:31 PM

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 14 2006, 03:38 PM

d'oh! of course.

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 14 2006, 11:37 PM

Thats what i was thinking of when he said men's room....

Teacher and subject!

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 19 2006, 03:54 PM

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Nice

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Posted by: ddd35 Sep 21 2017, 11:57 AM

Had a female friend in my college years that gave a amazing hand job. Take med from soft to hard and coming better then most of had

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Posted by: Lynette Jan 29 2018, 08:16 PM

Generally, I like giving a hand job, but I ususally will use my other hand to masterbate myself if the guy wants me to finish him that way. I like to face the guy with my legs spread wide so that he can look right into my pussy as I work his melonpoker and also has a good view of my Melons jiggling in front of him. Most of the time, I'll only use my hand for a little while, then finish with my lips. (I take a great deal of pride in my blow job skills, and I really do love to do it too.

Posted by: ddd35 Jan 30 2018, 12:09 AM

This is some great info

Posted by: Buck Turgidson Jan 30 2018, 05:35 AM

Those are the sexy words of not only a woman that knows what she wants, but knows how to please

(I haven't lived until I've had my male reproductive fluid released by the lovely Lynette!)

Posted by: LovemInNJ Jan 30 2018, 07:14 AM

given this and the pics along with it, I so wish I was the one standing there in front of you because it sounds like you would make it such a pleasurable experience each and every time. so glad you're posting again, Lynette