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Posted by: diane26 May 25 2006, 04:36 PM
Posted by: natalie May 25 2006, 04:41 PM
Maybe that's your problem Bob. You should stop whinning and barking so much, it might help you out. 
Posted by: diane26 May 25 2006, 04:44 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ May 25 2006, 01:41 PM)
Maybe that's your problem Bob. You should stop whinning and barking so much, it might help you out.
I will tell you what since having dogs and breeding them I am thankful I am not one. The shit the poor girls have to go through when having sex and the way the males are. No thanks.
Posted by: ndboxer May 25 2006, 04:44 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ May 25 2006, 03:36 PM)
Look into the Dog world. My Lab is in heat so we are keeping her away from my Male Beagle well for 5 days now he has cried and wined just this annoying bark and wine ALL NIGHT AND DAY OMG thank god Men arent that fucking bad when it comes to wanting sex. Next time she is in heat I am boarding him for 2 weeks this is ABSURD.
But I cant let him hit it with her or I will have labrabeagles.
But I cant let him hit it with her or I will have labrabeagles.
This is how I am everyday so what do you mean???
Posted by: evade20 May 25 2006, 04:45 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ May 25 2006, 04:36 PM)
Look into the Dog world. My Lab is in heat so we are keeping her away from my Male Beagle well for 5 days now he has cried and wined just this annoying bark and wine ALL NIGHT AND DAY OMG thank god Men arent that fucking bad when it comes to wanting sex. Next time she is in heat I am boarding him for 2 weeks this is ABSURD.
But I cant let him hit it with her or I will have labrabeagles.
But I cant let him hit it with her or I will have labrabeagles.
The attached pic is for you....
Talk about just in time.
Posted by: natalie May 25 2006, 04:46 PM
Ok I'm officially stating that I've picked on bobaloo enough already and your all game now. 
Posted by: diane26 May 25 2006, 04:48 PM
QUOTE(ndboxer @ May 25 2006, 01:44 PM)
This is how I am everyday so what do you mean???
Maybe if you are like this there is a reason you aint getting none
Posted by: diane26 May 25 2006, 04:49 PM
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 25 2006, 01:45 PM)
The attached pic is for you....
Talk about just in time.
Ill tell you what I am about to put the shock collar on him and sapping his ass if he dont SHUT UP already,.
Posted by: natalie May 25 2006, 04:52 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ May 25 2006, 04:48 PM)
Maybe if you are like this there is a reason you aint getting none
are you saying you don't give your husband any when he's whinning and running in circles? Or do you fuck him to shut him up?
Posted by: UncleBuck May 25 2006, 04:54 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ May 25 2006, 04:52 PM)
are you saying you don't give your husband any when he's whinning and running in circles? Or do you fuck him to shut him up?
ouch...my wife only wishes fucking would shut me up I just keep begging for more...
cani .. cani .. please ...cani we do it again
Posted by: diane26 May 25 2006, 04:55 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ May 25 2006, 01:52 PM)
are you saying you don't give your husband any when he's whinning and running in circles? Or do you fuck him to shut him up?
When he is acting like that I see what I can get out of him first and than fuck him to shut him up.
But I draw the line with the dog.
Posted by: Gnappster May 25 2006, 05:20 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ May 25 2006, 02:36 PM)
Look into the Dog world. My Lab is in heat so we are keeping her away from my Male Beagle well for 5 days now he has cried and wined just this annoying bark and wine ALL NIGHT AND DAY OMG thank god Men arent that fucking bad when it comes to wanting sex. Next time she is in heat I am boarding him for 2 weeks this is ABSURD.
But I cant let him hit it with her or I will have labrabeagles.
But I cant let him hit it with her or I will have labrabeagles.
can't he just wear a condom?
Posted by: Bobaloo May 25 2006, 05:30 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ May 25 2006, 04:41 PM)
Maybe that's your problem Bob. You should stop whinning and barking so much, it might help you out.
yeah, I've very recently learned that lesson. Now instead of whining and barking, I just go straight for the leg hump. it seems to be much more effective.
QUOTE(natalie @ May 25 2006, 04:46 PM)
Ok I'm officially stating that I've picked on bobaloo enough already and your all game now.
It's okay. Negative attention is still attention.
QUOTE(diane26 @ May 25 2006, 04:55 PM)
When he is acting like that I see what I can get out of him first and than fuck him to shut him up.
But I draw the line with the dog.
But I draw the line with the dog.
yeah. turns out you can't get that much out of a dog anyway. Maybe a paw or a newspaper, but that's about it.
p.s. for Natalie: some of the text I quoted from Diane's post is in read!!!
Posted by: diane26 May 25 2006, 05:37 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 25 2006, 02:30 PM)
yeah, I've very recently learned that lesson. Now instead of whining and barking, I just go straight for the leg hump. it seems to be much more effective.
It's okay. Negative attention is still attention.
yeah. turns out you can't get that much out of a dog anyway. Maybe a paw or a newspaper, but that's about it.
p.s. for Natalie: some of the text I quoted from Diane's post is in read!!!
It's okay. Negative attention is still attention.
yeah. turns out you can't get that much out of a dog anyway. Maybe a paw or a newspaper, but that's about it.
p.s. for Natalie: some of the text I quoted from Diane's post is in read!!!
WOW exactly what color is read???
Posted by: Bobaloo May 25 2006, 05:43 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ May 25 2006, 05:37 PM)
WOW exactly what color is read???
silly! read is Latin for red. I thought everybody knew that!
Posted by: Gnappster May 25 2006, 05:46 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 25 2006, 03:43 PM)
silly! read is Latin for red. I thought everybody knew that!
really? I thought it was Mesopotamian
Posted by: Bobaloo May 25 2006, 06:15 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 25 2006, 05:46 PM)
really? I thought it was Mesopotamian
well, they translate very closely, you have to watch out for that. Mesopotamian would be réad. Easy to see the confusion.
now, Zimbabwean, on the other hand is completely different where iekciediiccchh is in fact the word for red. You must be very careful though, because take away the very non-silent H at the end and you've just told your Zimbabwean friend "go fuck your mother while I hang on to your nutsack." Not exactly a lesson you need to learn four times. Three should make it memory!
Posted by: belicked6924 May 28 2006, 03:20 AM
QUOTE(diane26 @ May 25 2006, 03:55 PM)
When he is acting like that I see what I can get out of him first and than fuck him to shut him up.
But I draw the line with the dog.
But I draw the line with the dog.
Where exactly is the line drawn, your husband's ass or as soon as the peanut butter is gone?
Posted by: diane26 May 28 2006, 03:25 AM
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ May 28 2006, 12:20 AM)
Where exactly is the line drawn, your husband's ass or as soon as the peanut butter is gone?
WHo said anything about the ass and penut butter.
I draw the line at doing things concerning the dog.
Posted by: evade20 May 28 2006, 03:27 AM
QUOTE(diane26 @ May 28 2006, 03:25 AM)
WHo said anything about the ass and penut butter.
I draw the line at doing things concerning the dog.
Be's just jealous because you haven't been showing him enough love...
Posted by: diane26 May 28 2006, 03:45 AM
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 28 2006, 12:27 AM)
Be's just jealous because you haven't been showing him enough love...
Hmmmm I think you got that backwards
Posted by: natalie May 29 2006, 05:08 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ May 28 2006, 03:45 AM)
Hmmmm I think you got that backwards
Bam!
Posted by: ndboxer May 30 2006, 12:27 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ May 25 2006, 03:48 PM)
Maybe if you are like this there is a reason you aint getting none
Who said anything about not getting any just always need more!
Posted by: paybarraman Jun 1 2006, 06:59 AM
QUOTE(diane26 @ May 25 2006, 04:49 PM)
Ill tell you what I am about to put the shock collar on him and sapping his ass if he dont SHUT UP already,.
Look, I feel for ya with the noise but if you breed dogs then you should recognize this is going to come with the territory. Especially if you have a male and female in the same house.
Otherwise you should have had her spayed or him neutered.
I just have seen too many unwanted animals in my days and what happens to too many of them is unforgiveable.
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 1 2006, 01:44 PM
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jun 1 2006, 04:59 AM)
Look, I feel for ya with the noise but if you breed dogs then you should recognize this is going to come with the territory. Especially if you have a male and female in the same house.
Otherwise you should have had her spayed or him neutered.
I just have seen too many unwanted animals in my days and what happens to too many of them is unforgiveable.
Otherwise you should have had her spayed or him neutered.
I just have seen too many unwanted animals in my days and what happens to too many of them is unforgiveable.
I agree, but I don't want to open THAT can of worms.
Posted by: diane26 Jun 1 2006, 03:08 PM
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jun 1 2006, 03:59 AM)
Look, I feel for ya with the noise but if you breed dogs then you should recognize this is going to come with the territory. Especially if you have a male and female in the same house.
Otherwise you should have had her spayed or him neutered.
I just have seen too many unwanted animals in my days and what happens to too many of them is unforgiveable.
Otherwise you should have had her spayed or him neutered.
I just have seen too many unwanted animals in my days and what happens to too many of them is unforgiveable.
Pay with all due respect I am a huge animal lover, I would NEVER harm an animal or not take care of them. I breed my begals never delt with all this cause he was allowed to get with the female.
I didnt know the boys get like this to this extent when there is a female in the home in heat they cant have. was something new I had never dealt with before.
Now I know and we plan on having the Lab spayed so it wont be an issue.
None of my animals are unwanted and I didnt breed my beagles for profit they all went to good homes and I turned away two people because I didnt think they knew what they were getting into so thanks for the concern.
My whole post was about how bad dogs get when they want some sex and how men think they got it bad.
Not everyone breeds for profit and in bad conditions and is running puppy mills. Some of us truly do care about the animals, all of them.
I love animals more than I love most people.
Posted by: natalie Jun 2 2006, 02:35 PM
I've felt like whinning lately in frustration. I've been so fucking horny all day long for like the past three days. And everyday I take care of business and last night hubby and I's session was one for the books but the horniness just won't go away. Even my dreams are more sexual than usual. I had three cocks to suck on and porn in the dream I had this morning. I guess eating healthier has some interesting side effects. I've been sort-of dieting. No junk food at all except twice a week and no drinking except twice a week. LOTS of vegetables, water, cranberry juice some protein and watching how much bread and pasta I eat. I'm so sick of vegies let me tell ya. Hopefully I start to see results in a couple of months. 
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 2 2006, 03:08 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ Jun 2 2006, 12:35 PM)
I've felt like whinning lately in frustration. I've been so fucking horny all day long for like the past three days. And everyday I take care of business and last night hubby and I's session was one for the books but the horniness just won't go away. Even my dreams are more sexual than usual. I had three cocks to suck on and porn in the dream I had this morning. I guess eating healthier has some interesting side effects. I've been sort-of dieting. No junk food at all except twice a week and no drinking except twice a week. LOTS of vegetables, water, cranberry juice some protein and watching how much bread and pasta I eat. I'm so sick of vegies let me tell ya. Hopefully I start to see results in a couple of months.
maybe taking a photo-journal of your horniness and the methods you go to alleviate it would help you deal with this "problem".
good job on the healthy eating part though!
Posted by: diane26 Jun 2 2006, 04:37 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ Jun 2 2006, 11:35 AM)
I've felt like whinning lately in frustration. I've been so fucking horny all day long for like the past three days. And everyday I take care of business and last night hubby and I's session was one for the books but the horniness just won't go away. Even my dreams are more sexual than usual. I had three cocks to suck on and porn in the dream I had this morning. I guess eating healthier has some interesting side effects. I've been sort-of dieting. No junk food at all except twice a week and no drinking except twice a week. LOTS of vegetables, water, cranberry juice some protein and watching how much bread and pasta I eat. I'm so sick of vegies let me tell ya. Hopefully I start to see results in a couple of months.
Nat if you are wanting to tone up and loose weight up your protein most importantly, Veggies and good carbs as in Fruit.
if you want to know more just IM me and I can get into more details but the protein and healthy carbs and good fats is the way to go.
Posted by: diane26 Jun 2 2006, 04:38 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ Jun 2 2006, 11:35 AM)
I've felt like whinning lately in frustration. I've been so fucking horny all day long for like the past three days. And everyday I take care of business and last night hubby and I's session was one for the books but the horniness just won't go away. Even my dreams are more sexual than usual. I had three cocks to suck on and porn in the dream I had this morning. I guess eating healthier has some interesting side effects. I've been sort-of dieting. No junk food at all except twice a week and no drinking except twice a week. LOTS of vegetables, water, cranberry juice some protein and watching how much bread and pasta I eat. I'm so sick of vegies let me tell ya. Hopefully I start to see results in a couple of months.
Oh and with the hornyness it's funny cause the husband is ALWAYS horny no matter what he always wants it well he has been working super hard lately on the house and we both been sick and stressed but now that I need it he can hardly make it. He is so sore and tired and I am like POUND ONE OUT HON, poor guy but figures when I really want it he is damn near broken.
Posted by: numba1fan Jun 2 2006, 10:02 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ Jun 2 2006, 02:35 PM)
I've felt like whinning lately in frustration. I've been so fucking horny all day long for like the past three days. And everyday I take care of business and last night hubby and I's session was one for the books but the horniness just won't go away. Even my dreams are more sexual than usual. I had three cocks to suck on and porn in the dream I had this morning. I guess eating healthier has some interesting side effects. I've been sort-of dieting. No junk food at all except twice a week and no drinking except twice a week. LOTS of vegetables, water, cranberry juice some protein and watching how much bread and pasta I eat. I'm so sick of vegies let me tell ya. Hopefully I start to see results in a couple of months.
mmmmmmmmm
*remembering 3 hour fuck fest that occured last nite!!!!!*
Posted by: foxy lady Jun 6 2006, 04:22 PM
QUOTE(numba1fan @ Jun 2 2006, 10:02 PM)
mmmmmmmmm
*remembering 3 hour fuck fest that occured last nite!!!!!*
*remembering 3 hour fuck fest that occured last nite!!!!!*
She said she's sick of eating veggies......but does she bring them to bed
Posted by: boanna Jun 6 2006, 04:49 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ May 25 2006, 02:52 PM)
are you saying you don't give your husband any when he's whinning and running in circles? Or do you fuck him to shut him up?
i just wanna fuck him. dont care what the reason is. whinning an running in circles would just get it done faster...then the shock collar...i'd be done before we started!
Posted by: boanna Jun 6 2006, 04:50 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Jun 1 2006, 01:08 PM)
Pay with all due respect I am a huge animal lover, I would NEVER harm an animal or not take care of them. I breed my begals never delt with all this cause he was allowed to get with the female.
I didnt know the boys get like this to this extent when there is a female in the home in heat they cant have. was something new I had never dealt with before.
Now I know and we plan on having the Lab spayed so it wont be an issue.
None of my animals are unwanted and I didnt breed my beagles for profit they all went to good homes and I turned away two people because I didnt think they knew what they were getting into so thanks for the concern.
My whole post was about how bad dogs get when they want some sex and how men think they got it bad.
Not everyone breeds for profit and in bad conditions and is running puppy mills. Some of us truly do care about the animals, all of them.
I love animals more than I love most people.
I didnt know the boys get like this to this extent when there is a female in the home in heat they cant have. was something new I had never dealt with before.
Now I know and we plan on having the Lab spayed so it wont be an issue.
None of my animals are unwanted and I didnt breed my beagles for profit they all went to good homes and I turned away two people because I didnt think they knew what they were getting into so thanks for the concern.
My whole post was about how bad dogs get when they want some sex and how men think they got it bad.
Not everyone breeds for profit and in bad conditions and is running puppy mills. Some of us truly do care about the animals, all of them.
I love animals more than I love most people.
i love animals too. i married one. hes kinda like an english bulldog.
Posted by: countryboy11 Jun 6 2006, 04:50 PM
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 6 2006, 04:49 PM)
i just wanna fuck him. dont care what the reason is. whinning an running in circles would just get it done faster...then the shock collar...i'd be done before we started!
Hey, I'm here to help anytime you need it
Posted by: boanna Jun 6 2006, 04:51 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ Jun 2 2006, 12:35 PM)
I've felt like whinning lately in frustration. I've been so fucking horny all day long for like the past three days. And everyday I take care of business and last night hubby and I's session was one for the books but the horniness just won't go away. Even my dreams are more sexual than usual. I had three cocks to suck on and porn in the dream I had this morning. I guess eating healthier has some interesting side effects. I've been sort-of dieting. No junk food at all except twice a week and no drinking except twice a week. LOTS of vegetables, water, cranberry juice some protein and watching how much bread and pasta I eat. I'm so sick of vegies let me tell ya. Hopefully I start to see results in a couple of months.
well this means its time you start playing around the back door natalie!
Posted by: boanna Jun 6 2006, 04:51 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 2 2006, 01:08 PM)
maybe taking a photo-journal of your horniness and the methods you go to alleviate it would help you deal with this "problem".
good job on the healthy eating part though!
good job on the healthy eating part though!
u never miss a chance to see some pics do ya!
Posted by: boanna Jun 6 2006, 04:52 PM
QUOTE(countryboy11 @ Jun 6 2006, 02:50 PM)
Hey, I'm here to help anytime you need it
i know u are!
Posted by: countryboy11 Jun 6 2006, 04:54 PM
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 6 2006, 04:52 PM)
i know u are!
hmmm...well maybe i need to play hard-to get, lol
Posted by: boanna Jun 6 2006, 05:12 PM
QUOTE(countryboy11 @ Jun 6 2006, 02:54 PM)
hmmm...well maybe i need to play hard-to get, lol
it helps. cause the one hard to get are the ones i chase the most!
Posted by: countryboy11 Jun 6 2006, 05:13 PM
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 6 2006, 05:12 PM)
it helps. cause the one hard to get are the ones i chase the most!
I'm starting to notice that
Posted by: boanna Jun 6 2006, 05:25 PM
QUOTE(countryboy11 @ Jun 6 2006, 03:13 PM)
I'm starting to notice that
you know all that cumming we do in the PMs? if we do it here, others will benefit! we have to be giving u know.
Posted by: boanna Jun 6 2006, 05:26 PM
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 6 2006, 03:25 PM)
you know all that cumming we do in the PMs? if we do it here, others will benefit! we have to be giving u know.
wait a minute! what the hell thread are we in anyway?
Posted by: paybarraman Jun 8 2006, 07:45 AM
QUOTE(diane26 @ Jun 1 2006, 03:08 PM)
Pay with all due respect I am a huge animal lover, I would NEVER harm an animal or not take care of them. I breed my begals never delt with all this cause he was allowed to get with the female.
I didnt know the boys get like this to this extent when there is a female in the home in heat they cant have. was something new I had never dealt with before.
Now I know and we plan on having the Lab spayed so it wont be an issue.
None of my animals are unwanted and I didnt breed my beagles for profit they all went to good homes and I turned away two people because I didnt think they knew what they were getting into so thanks for the concern.
My whole post was about how bad dogs get when they want some sex and how men think they got it bad.
Not everyone breeds for profit and in bad conditions and is running puppy mills. Some of us truly do care about the animals, all of them.
I love animals more than I love most people.
I didnt know the boys get like this to this extent when there is a female in the home in heat they cant have. was something new I had never dealt with before.
Now I know and we plan on having the Lab spayed so it wont be an issue.
None of my animals are unwanted and I didnt breed my beagles for profit they all went to good homes and I turned away two people because I didnt think they knew what they were getting into so thanks for the concern.
My whole post was about how bad dogs get when they want some sex and how men think they got it bad.
Not everyone breeds for profit and in bad conditions and is running puppy mills. Some of us truly do care about the animals, all of them.
I love animals more than I love most people.
Thnks....Guess I took your phrase regarding breeding too literally. I didn't mean to imply you dont like animals or anything of the like. Just that humans can do bad enough things to each other, but can be even worse towards animals.
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