Ok, in true arthurian style who has named their knob, and what is it, we all know that theladies keep telling us boys we care for our penis too much but who has gone the extra mile?

King Athur had excalibur,

BB King has lucille

Monkey has Mr Wiggle

So fess up!

Happy Birthday Mate

and remember don't do anything the rest of us would!

Great great legs and white lingerie you have made me very happy for one!!!

In fact time to go spank this monkey!

Just checked out your vid Green


Some guy got very very lucky





And you looked like you were having fun too!

Summoner as a nurse? Sorry I'm just going to have a personal moment over that image ,it makes me want to break a leg just for the bed baths.

Any man that doesn't listen to what his woman wants is missing the point I love to be told what to do it means that i know what she wants and how she wants it there is no greater pleasure than satisfying a woman.

I would rather be told i'm doing it wrong and how to fix it than be one of these numbskulls who go through life shagging everything with a pulse and never giving their partner what they need.

After all behind most men there is a woman doing our thinking for us we just don't admit it

Thanks Diane i've seen some of your posts so feel honoured such a beautiful woman says hi.

a certain lady friend of mine loves to swallow she does it because she enjoys the way us dumb ass men react, like we just won olympic gold usually.

one thing she does do is encourage me eating lots of fresh pineapple for added flavour as the previous guys say, one to watch though is whiskey, i used to drink a lot and apparently it makes it taste funky?

Love your pictures Angel I'm glad you decided to post there is always room in the world for a beautiful woman

it depends as much on the girl as the guy i've found, i'm a pretty average 6" but with some girls it was just right with other it was like throwing a sausage up the mersey tunnel.

Lets face it ladies you come in different sizes too so some like it large others like it "comfortable" anyway if mr wiggle isn't cutting the mustard thats why they invented good foreplay.

As long as she's happy at the end who really cares how you got there.

Hey,

been lurking about for a few days decided it was time to standup and be counted. I'm total NOOB so i fully expect to get trashed daily but hey gotta start somewhere.

I'm 36 (hence the 69) from sunny Belfast, Northern Ireland and unfortunately work for a living (still keep buying those lotto tickets though)

I'm just out to have a laugh and some craic and of course admire all these lovely ladies (sorry lads you just don't float my boat).

I hope to expand this as time goes by and i get more competent so i hope to see you all on the boards.

Cheers

Monkey

PS would have put a picture on but i fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

Cool, i hope you enjoy the Arockalypse

A good example of why every woman should have a little black dress.


PS congrats on Lordi winning last week