RMM Message Board [Powered by Invision Power Board]

Posted by: r8rman Jan 31 2006, 07:33 PM

Ok... was thinking of a thread idea. I work in the beer industry here in the states, going to local bars and such for promotions. I hear lots of stories there, see lots of things there, and maybe experienced a few things there !!
Was curious what the good folks here at RMM have done (or seen) at your local pub..... not necessarily sex, but sex/flirtacious related...

Posted by: diane26 Jan 31 2006, 07:50 PM

Nothing at all. Our local places are pretty boring,

Posted by: belicked6924 Jan 31 2006, 11:32 PM

It's posted in best blow jobs thread, but the summation would include a good blow job on the 2nd floor overlooking the dance floor, and 2 cops that had the decency to wait till we finished to escort us out.

Posted by: diane26 Feb 1 2006, 12:02 AM

QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jan 31 2006, 08:32 PM)

It's posted in best blow jobs thread, but the summation would include a good blow job on the 2nd floor overlooking the dance floor, and 2 cops that had the decency to wait till we finished to escort us out.

I can not believe I trusted you to never tell that story.

Posted by: johnny wadd Feb 1 2006, 12:05 AM

NONE,ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY (FROM "THE SHINING" in case you didnt get it)

Posted by: squaddieboy Feb 1 2006, 06:22 PM

you need to check out juicyboobs thread omg juicyboobs girl on girl watching while having a pint what a great evening

Posted by: hott1976 Feb 1 2006, 07:34 PM

QUOTE(johnny wadd @ Feb 1 2006, 12:05 AM)

NONE,ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY.ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JOHNNY A DULL BOY (FROM "THE SHINING" in case you didnt get it)

Woah! I totally remember this. and it gives me the chills just reading it.

Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 1 2006, 07:39 PM

QUOTE(hott1976 @ Feb 1 2006, 07:34 PM)

Woah! I totally remember this. and it gives me the chills just reading it.

why not tell yours again sexy

Posted by: summoner Feb 3 2006, 11:20 AM

When I was living in my hometown I used to go to bar with my best friend (she has giant boobs!) We usually dance together and have great time

My erotic moment with her was at the bar in the dancefloor when we kissed long and hard One guy that I know then come to us and asked if he could join us sometime and few asked us to do it again and again

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 4 2006, 11:41 PM

Coincidentally I had sex in a nightlcub just this week.... making full use of the cleanliness and privacy the Disabled Toilet provides!

ahhh Vacation sex!

Posted by: closeup Feb 15 2006, 12:30 PM

Does getting a hard-on watching the bartender bend over to load the dishwasher count?

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 15 2006, 02:17 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 4 2006, 09:41 PM)

Coincidentally I had sex in a nightlcub just this week.... making full use of the cleanliness and privacy the Disabled Toilet provides!

ahhh Vacation sex!

paraplegics put up the least amount of struggle huh.

Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 15 2006, 02:20 PM

QUOTE(closeup @ Feb 15 2006, 10:30 AM)

Does getting a hard-on watching the bartender bend over to load the dishwasher count?

Just as much as copping cheap feels while walking through a packed crowd.

Posted by: evade20 Feb 15 2006, 02:54 PM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 4 2006, 11:41 PM)

Coincidentally I had sex in a nightlcub just this week.... making full use of the cleanliness and privacy the Disabled Toilet provides!

ahhh Vacation sex!

Bondi takes the cake on this one...

The best I've done is have a lap dance in topless bar...

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 16 2006, 01:12 AM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 15 2006, 02:17 PM)

paraplegics put up the least amount of struggle huh.

and you just know they are more grateful for the attention!

Posted by: evade20 Feb 16 2006, 09:02 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 16 2006, 01:12 AM)

and you just know they are more grateful for the attention!

Got to save that image!!!!

I guess you could call that a lap dance, too!

Posted by: actarus Feb 16 2006, 01:18 PM

QUOTE(summoner @ Feb 3 2006, 11:20 AM)

When I was living in my hometown I used to go to bar with my best friend

(she has giant boobs!) We usually dance together and have great time

My erotic moment with her was at the bar in the dancefloor when we kissed long and hard

One guy that I know then come to us and asked if he could join us sometime

and few asked us to do it again and again

Something suggests me that, after that night, the audience of that bar grew in an incredible way....

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 17 2006, 01:46 AM

QUOTE(evade20 @ Feb 16 2006, 09:02 AM)

Got to save that image!!!!

Thank you, thank you. I am here till Thursday... try the Veal!

Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 17 2006, 02:25 AM

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 16 2006, 11:46 PM)

Thank you, thank you. I am here till Thursday... try the Veal!

Good quote

Posted by: Lynette Mar 8 2006, 04:24 PM

Sitting on a bar stool with a LOW-cut, black, minidress on, and NO panties, opening my legs from time to time and pretending not to know that I was flashing a stotally strange group of men. I know for a fact my hemline was in my lap and they were getting the beaver-shots of their entire lives. Plus my tits kept falling out of the top of the dress all night.
(Like this.)

Posted by: johnfreak Mar 8 2006, 04:26 PM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Mar 8 2006, 05:24 PM)

Sitting on a bar stool with a LOW-cut, black, minidress on, and NO panties, opening my legs from time to time and pretending not to know that I was flashing a stotally strange group of men. I know for a fact my hemline was in my lap and they were getting the beaver-shots of their entire lives. Plus my tits kept falling out of the top of the dress all night.
(Like this.)

did you get raped before you got into your car?

Posted by: Lynette Mar 8 2006, 05:19 PM

QUOTE(johnfreak @ Mar 8 2006, 04:26 PM)

did you get raped before you got into your car?

Not at all. It was a little, trendy place in Bellair (up-scale). Plus, I was waiting for a boyfriend at the time (who goes about 6'4"" and 260 lbs. of solid muscle...pro athelte). But, I will say that playing this little game with those guys while waiting for him got me so horny that I told him he should have sent thank you cards to them.

Posted by: closeup Mar 8 2006, 10:29 PM

QUOTE(Lynette @ Mar 8 2006, 04:24 PM)

Sitting on a bar stool with a LOW-cut, black, minidress on, and NO panties, opening my legs from time to time and pretending not to know that I was flashing a stotally strange group of men. I know for a fact my hemline was in my lap and they were getting the beaver-shots of their entire lives. Plus my tits kept falling out of the top of the dress all night.
(Like this.)

I'll bet that when you wear that halter top every guy in the bar has his eyes on you hoping for a little glimpse of nipple. Then, when a whole boob pops out, it's like all the surreptitious staring paid off. It then just reinforces that behavior, because you just never know. It would suck to come back from the men's room and find out that everyone but you got a little show. It sort of reminds me of a Seinfeld show where everybody but George got a Christmas card with Elaine's nipple exposed. When three or four guys are talking at the end of a bar, they're not discussing Shakespear, they're wondering if and when your boob is gonna fall out of that loose halter.

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 9 2006, 02:58 AM

That's quite a story

Posted by: foxy lady Mar 22 2006, 12:13 AM

Posted by: ndboxer Mar 30 2006, 07:58 PM

THIS IS AN EASY THREAD FOR ME TO ANSWER ON CAUSE I OWNED A DANCE CLUB FOR A FEW YEARS THE WENT AND RAN A STRIP BAR AFTER THAT. SO I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT THERE IS NOT MUCH LEFT TO DO IN A BAR AFTER HOURS OR PACKED FULL OF PEOPLE.
ONE OF MY FAVORITE STORIES WOULD HAVE TO ENVOLVE TO OF THE DANCER GIVING ME HEAD AT NEWYEARS IN THE DJ BOOTH WHICH WAS AT THE SAME LEVEL AS THE FLOOR. THAT WAS FUN!!!

Posted by: BigBadJeep Apr 2 2006, 01:31 PM

man i wish i was in that bar

Posted by: Pistone Apr 2 2006, 02:51 PM

Getting a blow job in the ladies room at Group a local bar around here down by the college.

Posted by: evade20 Apr 2 2006, 03:31 PM

QUOTE(Pistone @ Apr 2 2006, 02:51 PM)

Getting a blow job in the ladies room at Group a local bar around here down by the college.

Are you sure the name of the bar wasn't "Grope?"

Posted by: Pistone Apr 2 2006, 04:03 PM

Lol actually its called Group Therapy. Guess their not joking about the therapy.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 3 2006, 12:21 PM

QUOTE(ndboxer @ Mar 30 2006, 05:58 PM)

THIS IS AN EASY THREAD FOR ME TO ANSWER ON CAUSE I OWNED A DANCE CLUB FOR A FEW YEARS THE WENT AND RAN A STRIP BAR AFTER THAT. SO I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT THERE IS NOT MUCH LEFT TO DO IN A BAR AFTER HOURS OR PACKED FULL OF PEOPLE.
ONE OF MY FAVORITE STORIES WOULD HAVE TO ENVOLVE TO OF THE DANCER GIVING ME HEAD AT NEWYEARS IN THE DJ BOOTH WHICH WAS AT THE SAME LEVEL AS THE FLOOR. THAT WAS FUN!!!

QUOTE(BigBadJeep @ Apr 2 2006, 11:31 AM)

man i wish i was in that bar

I don't think he's your type

Posted by: natalie Apr 4 2006, 02:53 PM

Almost all of my fun kinky moments have been in a strip club but I've already posted them in the sex stories thread so have fun looking!

Posted by: thenewguy Apr 4 2006, 03:04 PM

QUOTE(natalie @ Apr 4 2006, 02:53 PM)

Almost all of my fun kinky moments have been in a strip club but I've already posted them in the sex stories thread so have fun looking!

I have a friend who had a sex in a dance club before. Him and his girlfriend at the tima went out on the patio to get some air, she was in a skirt and wasnt wearing panties and just sat in his lap like nothing was goin on, people were all around and nobody knew!

Posted by: natalie Apr 4 2006, 03:18 PM

QUOTE(thenewguy @ Apr 4 2006, 03:04 PM)

I have a friend who had a sex in a dance club before. Him and his girlfriend at the tima went out on the patio to get some air, she was in a skirt and wasnt wearing panties and just sat in his lap like nothing was goin on, people were all around and nobody knew!

I don't get that, was she just squeezing her muscles? Otherwise how would others not know? Unless he's like Peter Griffin and can get the job done sans movement?

Posted by: thenewguy Apr 4 2006, 03:19 PM

wasnt like full on bouncing im sure, probably just wiggled her but or moved side to side, it was night time so they had SOME level of disguse.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 5 2006, 03:37 PM

QUOTE(natalie @ Apr 4 2006, 01:18 PM)

I don't get that, was she just squeezing her muscles? Otherwise how would others not know? Unless he's like Peter Griffin and can get the job done sans movement?

Peter Griffin or Me

Posted by: ndboxer Apr 6 2006, 03:23 PM

Sounds like milking.

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 6 2006, 05:49 PM

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 3 2006, 12:21 PM)

I don't think he's your type

Don't know how I missed that one. Good one Gnappy!!

Posted by: evade20 Oct 26 2011, 11:19 PM

This thread could stand a revival!

Posted by: ky_titties Nov 16 2011, 07:52 AM

Does making out with a guy on the dance floor while his buddy grinds me from behind and gropes my boobs count?

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 16 2011, 08:22 AM

QUOTE(ky_titties @ Nov 16 2011, 05:52 AM)

Does making out with a guy on the dance floor while his buddy grinds me from behind and gropes my boobs count?

Yep . and as to the Quote , As long as you swallow i will step up to the task

Posted by: ky_titties Nov 16 2011, 01:45 PM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 16 2011, 08:22 AM)

Yep . and as to the Quote , As long as you swallow i will step up to the task

well lucky for me then I always swallow

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 17 2011, 10:20 AM

QUOTE(ky_titties @ Nov 16 2011, 11:45 AM)

well lucky for me then I always swallow

well then

Posted by: peterpan Nov 17 2011, 11:57 AM

QUOTE(ky_titties @ Nov 16 2011, 07:52 AM)

Does making out with a guy on the dance floor while his buddy grinds me from behind and gropes my boobs count?

It sure does count... And might I say, I'd love to be your "groper"..

Posted by: evade20 Nov 17 2011, 09:26 PM

QUOTE(ky_titties @ Nov 16 2011, 07:52 AM)

Does making out with a guy on the dance floor while his buddy grinds me from behind and gropes my boobs count?

Definitely

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 18 2011, 03:45 PM

QUOTE(ky_titties @ Nov 16 2011, 11:45 AM)

well lucky for me then I always swallow

So when Do I get a sample .

Posted by: Meagan Nov 18 2011, 07:32 PM

QUOTE(evade20 @ Nov 17 2011, 09:26 PM)

Definitely

All you have to do is cum get it

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 19 2011, 11:29 AM

QUOTE(Meagan @ Nov 18 2011, 05:32 PM)

All you have to do is cum get it

Hmmm .Be In louisville in february

Posted by: evade20 Nov 19 2011, 01:40 PM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 19 2011, 11:29 AM)

Hmmm .Be In louisville in february

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 19 2011, 04:49 PM

QUOTE(evade20 @ Nov 19 2011, 11:40 AM)

Posted by: evade20 Nov 19 2011, 05:48 PM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 19 2011, 04:49 PM)

remember to take pics!

Posted by: Meagan Nov 19 2011, 06:11 PM

QUOTE(evade20 @ Nov 19 2011, 05:48 PM)

remember to take pics!

Febuary will def be someone's lucky month. Oh there will be pics allright

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 19 2011, 06:13 PM

QUOTE(Meagan @ Nov 19 2011, 04:11 PM)

Febuary will def be someone's lucky month. Oh there will be pics allright

But which of us ?

Posted by: evade20 Nov 20 2011, 12:40 AM

QUOTE(Meagan @ Nov 19 2011, 06:11 PM)

Febuary will def be someone's lucky month. Oh there will be pics allright

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 1 2011, 11:51 PM

haha this is any easy one for me...I dated a guy who bartended for awhile and one slow afternoon he put a closed sign up, and we fucked on both the pool table and bent over the bar...it was something I had always wanted to do hot as hell

Posted by: mtnguy75 Dec 1 2011, 11:52 PM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 1 2011, 08:51 PM)

haha this is any easy one for me...I dated a guy who bartended for awhile and one slow afternoon he put a closed sign up, and we fucked on both the pool table and bent over the bar...it was something I had always wanted to do

hot as hell

Damn!!! That does sound hot!

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 1 2011, 11:55 PM

QUOTE(mtnguy75 @ Dec 1 2011, 11:52 PM)

Damn!!! That does sound hot!

I used to really enjoy the risk of being caught...hehe kinda grew outta it a lil, plus my bf isnt quite as much of a risktaker as i am lol

Posted by: mtnguy75 Dec 1 2011, 11:56 PM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 1 2011, 08:55 PM)

I used to really enjoy the risk of being caught...hehe kinda grew outta it a lil, plus my bf isnt quite as much of a risktaker as i am lol

lol well it tends to be funner when both parties are excited about maybe getting caught

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 2 2011, 02:20 AM

QUOTE(mtnguy75 @ Dec 1 2011, 11:56 PM)

lol well it tends to be funner when both parties are excited about maybe getting caught

oh well...haha I know what I want my NEXT sexiest moment in a bar to be...Cbus has this borderline s&m sex party thing around halloween and rumor has it they have a sybian

Posted by: mtnguy75 Dec 2 2011, 02:39 AM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 1 2011, 11:20 PM)

oh well...haha I know what I want my NEXT sexiest moment in a bar to be...Cbus has this borderline s&m sex party thing around halloween and rumor has it they have a sybian

Oh now THAT we need pics of lol

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Dec 2 2011, 02:45 AM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 2 2011, 02:20 AM)

oh well...haha I know what I want my NEXT sexiest moment in a bar to be...Cbus has this borderline s&m sex party thing around halloween and rumor has it they have a sybian

You're gonna go nuts

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 2 2011, 06:24 AM

QUOTE(FreakyShinnizle @ Dec 2 2011, 02:45 AM)

You're gonna go nuts

I think it would be kinda a blast =)

Posted by: evade20 Dec 2 2011, 06:34 AM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 1 2011, 11:51 PM)

haha this is any easy one for me...I dated a guy who bartended for awhile and one slow afternoon he put a closed sign up, and we fucked on both the pool table and bent over the bar...it was something I had always wanted to do

hot as hell

I've always wanted to try it with a babe bent over a pool table.

Posted by: evade20 Dec 2 2011, 06:35 AM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 2 2011, 02:20 AM)

oh well...haha I know what I want my NEXT sexiest moment in a bar to be...Cbus has this borderline s&m sex party thing around halloween and rumor has it they have a sybian

We need vids of you on a sybian!!!!!

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 2 2011, 06:40 AM

QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 2 2011, 06:35 AM)

We need vids of you on a sybian!!!!!

lol well if it ever actually happens ill hop on that...I tried to go last 2 years but its kinda a busy time of year...one of these days I will just be able to afford one for myself and then just fuck myself silly with it =)

Posted by: evade20 Dec 2 2011, 06:43 AM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 2 2011, 06:40 AM)

lol well if it ever actually happens ill hop on that...I tried to go last 2 years but its kinda a busy time of year...one of these days I will just be able to afford one for myself and then just fuck myself silly with it =)

Maybe we should take up a collection...as long as you promise to post vids!!!!!!

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 2 2011, 06:56 AM

QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 2 2011, 06:43 AM)

Maybe we should take up a collection...as long as you promise to post vids!!!!!!

nah, in due time..I'll be making plenty of money here shortly, no worries lol

I picked the right field at the right time, even in this economy

Posted by: evade20 Dec 2 2011, 07:03 AM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 2 2011, 06:56 AM)

nah, in due time..I'll be making plenty of money here shortly, no worries lol

I picked the right field at the right time, even in this economy

Brava for you!

Posted by: Smokey Joe Dec 2 2011, 10:06 AM

its what iwc are for isnt it?

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 2 2011, 12:27 PM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 2 2011, 04:56 AM)

nah, in due time..I'll be making plenty of money here shortly, no worries lol

I picked the right field at the right time, even in this economy

Congrats . hun .

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Dec 2 2011, 10:13 PM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 2 2011, 06:56 AM)

nah, in due time..I'll be making plenty of money here shortly, no worries lol

I picked the right field at the right time, even in this economy

Damn, is there a downside of being with you? I don't think so!

Posted by: evade20 Dec 2 2011, 10:35 PM

QUOTE(FreakyShinnizle @ Dec 2 2011, 10:13 PM)

Damn, is there a downside of being with you? I don't think so!

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 3 2011, 10:55 AM

QUOTE(FreakyShinnizle @ Dec 2 2011, 08:13 PM)

Damn, is there a downside of being with you? I don't think so!

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 3 2011, 01:44 PM

Work hard, play hard

And while it's fun to post on here for y'all...I really do it for my man he enjoys reading yalls comments and knowin he gets the real deal

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 3 2011, 01:47 PM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 3 2011, 11:44 AM)

Work hard, play hard

And while it's fun to post on here for y'all...I really do it for my man

he enjoys reading yalls comments and knowin he gets the real deal

Well we are lucky cause we get to look , Hes lucky cause he gets to touch

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 3 2011, 01:56 PM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 3 2011, 01:47 PM)

Well we are lucky cause we get to look , Hes lucky cause he gets to touch

He even gets to wake up to hangers in his face some mornings

I just wish he was living with me right now...is it too much to ask for to spoon a lil....get some nice hot morning sex with him groping me from behind...

our anniversary is here in a week or two, so I guess I have to wait til then =/

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 3 2011, 02:08 PM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 3 2011, 11:56 AM)

He even gets to wake up to hangers in his face some mornings

I just wish he was living with me right now...is it too much to ask for to spoon a lil....get some nice hot morning sex with him groping me from behind...

our anniversary is here in a week or two, so I guess I have to wait til then =/

He is for sure lucky . Damn Lucky .

And speaking of Hangers ??????

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 3 2011, 02:32 PM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 3 2011, 02:08 PM)

He is for sure lucky . Damn Lucky .

And speaking of Hangers ??????

those pics up on RMM yet? I know the hangers ones posted to zoig

I had like, a zillion requests

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 3 2011, 02:41 PM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 3 2011, 12:32 PM)

those pics up on RMM yet? I know the hangers ones posted to zoig

I had like, a zillion requests

well its a great pose .IF it is i havent seen it

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Dec 3 2011, 04:40 PM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 3 2011, 01:44 PM)

Work hard, play hard

And while it's fun to post on here for y'all...I really do it for my man

he enjoys reading yalls comments and knowin he gets the real deal

I would too... damn you are hot. Like off the charts hot.

Posted by: evade20 Dec 3 2011, 08:28 PM

QUOTE(FreakyShinnizle @ Dec 3 2011, 04:40 PM)

I would too... damn you are hot. Like off the charts hot.

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 3 2011, 09:46 PM

lol this has gotten waaaaay off topic! who wants to get it back on track?

Posted by: evade20 Dec 4 2011, 01:00 AM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 3 2011, 09:46 PM)

lol this has gotten waaaaay off topic! who wants to get it back on track?

let's meet in a bar and see if we can have a sexy experience to talk about...

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 4 2011, 01:30 AM

QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 4 2011, 01:00 AM)

let's meet in a bar and see if we can have a sexy experience to talk about...

I think 79 might be a lil old for me

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 4 2011, 01:39 AM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 3 2011, 02:41 PM)

well its a great pose .IF it is i havent seen it

I almost forgot! http://www.zoig.com/view/2787711-big-tits-hangers-hanging

there ya are

Posted by: evade20 Dec 4 2011, 01:45 AM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 4 2011, 01:39 AM)

I almost forgot! http://www.zoig.com/view/2787711-big-tits-hangers-hanging

there ya are

Gorgeous!!!!

Posted by: evade20 Dec 4 2011, 01:47 AM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 4 2011, 01:30 AM)

I think 79 might be a lil old for me

Sorry, Hun, I'm not 79.....

I definitely could give you a twirl

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 4 2011, 01:58 AM

QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 4 2011, 01:47 AM)

Sorry, Hun, I'm not 79.....

I definitely could give you a twirl

I figured you weren't 79...I'd say half the people on here have fake ages on their profiles....

I don't know how long a 79 yr old would be able to handle this site anyways

Posted by: evade20 Dec 4 2011, 02:15 AM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 4 2011, 01:58 AM)

I figured you weren't 79...I'd say half the people on here have fake ages on their profiles....

I don't know how long a 79 yr old would be able to handle this site anyways

I have tried to get my age fixed....

I gave up years ago.

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 4 2011, 02:25 AM

QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 4 2011, 02:15 AM)

I have tried to get my age fixed....

I gave up years ago.

haha you'll have that

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Dec 4 2011, 04:10 AM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 4 2011, 01:39 AM)

I almost forgot! http://www.zoig.com/view/2787711-big-tits-hangers-hanging

there ya are

As far as your tits hanging, this has always been my gavorite: http://www.zoig.com/view/829474-tits-hanging

Maybe it's because of the 360 controller?

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 4 2011, 04:27 AM

QUOTE(FreakyShinnizle @ Dec 4 2011, 04:10 AM)

As far as your tits hanging, this has always been my gavorite: http://www.zoig.com/view/829474-tits-hanging

Maybe it's because of the 360 controller?

haha yeaaaa I've always been that cool chick with 16 guy friends playing halo and flag football all night. Kinda grew up tho, had to grow outta it a lil, heck I haven't even unpacked the xbox yet from my last move lol

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 4 2011, 09:44 AM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 3 2011, 11:39 PM)

I almost forgot! http://www.zoig.com/view/2787711-big-tits-hangers-hanging

there ya are

WOW

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Dec 4 2011, 03:12 PM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 4 2011, 04:27 AM)

haha yeaaaa I've always been that cool chick with 16 guy friends playing halo and flag football all night. Kinda grew up tho, had to grow outta it a lil, heck I haven't even unpacked the xbox yet from my last move lol

Do it so I can kick your ass (or regret my decision and get my ass handed to me!)

Somehow I think both would be enjoyable!

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 4 2011, 05:20 PM

QUOTE(FreakyShinnizle @ Dec 4 2011, 03:12 PM)

Do it so I can kick your ass (or regret my decision and get my ass handed to me!)

Somehow I think both would be enjoyable!

Haha I dunno bout all that. It's been at least three years since I've played on a weekly basis =P might have to stick to what I'm good at

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Dec 4 2011, 08:08 PM

We can do both at the same time, I don't think there's a problem with that

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 4 2011, 08:31 PM

QUOTE(FreakyShinnizle @ Dec 4 2011, 08:08 PM)

We can do both at the same time, I don't think there's a problem with that

haha logistics...someone would definitely get a better view of the TV

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Dec 4 2011, 08:34 PM

I'll let you have the better view of the TV, I'll have the better view of your body

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 4 2011, 08:43 PM

QUOTE(FreakyShinnizle @ Dec 4 2011, 08:34 PM)

I'll let you have the better view of the TV, I'll have the better view of your body

Does that mean I'd have to take it easy on ya?

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Dec 4 2011, 08:45 PM

We so need to bet on this. I'm betting a blowjob. What do you want?

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 4 2011, 08:55 PM

QUOTE(FreakyShinnizle @ Dec 4 2011, 08:45 PM)

We so need to bet on this. I'm betting a blowjob. What do you want?

.................

my mind is blank lol

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Dec 4 2011, 09:39 PM

Why is that? You're normally so talkative

Posted by: evade20 Dec 4 2011, 11:36 PM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 4 2011, 08:55 PM)

.................

my mind is blank lol

We talked her out!!!!

Posted by: tattooed_pariah Dec 5 2011, 01:43 AM

So this happened back in 2004, it was a few months before I left for the Navy.. My girl at the time and I are at a local club we used to go to and we're getting hammered..

We're making out on the floor and all and eventually, she drags my drunk ass into the women's restroom..

We take the only stall in the place and proceed to begin having sex.. At one point, I look over my shoulder and watching us through the crack between the door and the wall is this midget lesbian, just staring...

Anyway, we finish up, and go to leave, and there's a line of like 8 angry women waiting to use the toilet

Posted by: DesireKristi Dec 5 2011, 10:18 AM

I really don't hang out to much at bar's, but when I do something to this nature happens.

And yes I'm grabbing her tits

Posted by: fangirl09 Dec 5 2011, 03:44 PM

QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 5 2011, 12:36 AM)

We talked her out!!!!

Nah, just busy yesterday...plus I'd rather see more of the pics above than talk about my boring life

which BTW lady....hottt! can we see more?

I am SO down with the girl on girl haha

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 5 2011, 04:01 PM

QUOTE(DesireKristi @ Dec 5 2011, 08:18 AM)

I really don't hang out to much at bar's, but when I do something to this nature happens.

And yes I'm grabbing her tits

And howd that feel ?

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 5 2011, 04:01 PM

QUOTE(fangirl09 @ Dec 5 2011, 01:44 PM)

Nah, just busy yesterday...plus I'd rather see more of the pics above than talk about my boring life

which BTW lady....hottt! can we see more?

I am SO down with the girl on girl haha

Well get to it .

Posted by: DesireKristi Dec 5 2011, 04:18 PM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 5 2011, 04:01 PM)

Well get to it .

What did you all want to know?

Her boobs were nice

Not near as nice as the other girl I was hooking up with. The other girl not in the pic kept taken my boobs out in the back of the bar and suckin on them. You should have seen the look on one of the older ladies that was back where we were. The look on her face was like she was looking at a train wreck. You know she was grossed out but couldn't look away. Everyone kept running up and taken pics with there phones. Them poor redneck women didn't know what to think of us.

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 5 2011, 04:28 PM

QUOTE(DesireKristi @ Dec 5 2011, 02:18 PM)

What did you all want to know?

Her boobs were nice

Not near as nice as the other girl I was hooking up with. The other girl not in the pic kept taken my boobs out in the back of the bar and suckin on them. You should have seen the look on one of the older ladies that was back where we were. The look on her face was like she was looking at a train wreck. You know she was grossed out but couldn't look away. Everyone kept running up and taken pics with there phones. Them poor redneck women didn't know what to think of us.

I can imagine , Well you need to get us pics of the other gal please . Im guessing the older gal wanted to join in but was afriad to ...

Posted by: DesireKristi Dec 5 2011, 04:33 PM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 5 2011, 04:28 PM)

I can imagine , Well you need to get us pics of the other gal please . Im guessing the older gal wanted to join in but was afriad to ...

yeah I'm not sure about that, but her friend was laughing.

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 5 2011, 04:36 PM

QUOTE(DesireKristi @ Dec 5 2011, 02:33 PM)

yeah I'm not sure about that, but her friend was laughing.

I bet . So were you good and horny when she was sucking your tits ?

Posted by: DesireKristi Dec 5 2011, 04:56 PM

Well, yeah I acually left the bar and went back for more, twice. I was 30 mins late getting home.

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Dec 5 2011, 07:51 PM

Wow. Now those stories get my blood flow rise up!

Posted by: evade20 Dec 6 2011, 12:11 AM

QUOTE(FreakyShinnizle @ Dec 5 2011, 07:51 PM)

Wow. Now those stories get my blood flow rise up!

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 6 2011, 08:45 AM

QUOTE(DesireKristi @ Dec 5 2011, 02:56 PM)

Well, yeah I acually left the bar and went back for more, twice. I was 30 mins late getting home.

So did you get a good

when you got home ?

Posted by: evade20 Dec 6 2011, 10:24 PM

QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 6 2011, 08:45 AM)

So did you get a good

when you got home ?

Do tell Kristi.

Posted by: DesireKristi Dec 7 2011, 10:18 AM

QUOTE(evade20 @ Dec 6 2011, 10:24 PM)

Do tell Kristi.

But of course who wouldn't want to

me. I'm kind of a freak when I've been drinking if you couldn't have already figured that out.

Posted by: evade20 Dec 7 2011, 08:32 PM

QUOTE(DesireKristi @ Dec 7 2011, 10:18 AM)

But of course who wouldn't want to

me. I'm kind of a freak when I've been drinking if you couldn't have already figured that out.

You sound like a fun person and a hott lady to be with...

Posted by: monkey19 Jun 26 2014, 04:51 PM

QUOTE(r8rman @ Jan 31 2006, 07:33 PM)

Ok... was thinking of a thread idea. I work in the beer industry here in the states, going to local bars and such for promotions. I hear lots of stories there, see lots of things there, and maybe experienced a few things there

!!
Was curious what the good folks here at RMM have done (or seen) at your local pub..... not necessarily sex, but sex/flirtacious related...

When my husband was my boyfriend about 20 years ago, we were out in a packed bar I took off my panties in the bathroom. Everyone was standing packed tight together, when I told him he reached under my short skirt and slipped his finger into my pussy, people were all around! he was standing in front of me talking to his buddy stroking me I don't know if anyone noticed but it was the quietest orgasm I have ever had although I did nearly bite my lip off!!

Posted by: ddd35 Jun 26 2014, 04:54 PM

QUOTE(monkey19 @ Jun 26 2014, 02:51 PM)

When my husband was my boyfriend about 20 years ago, we were out in a packed bar I took off my panties in the bathroom. Everyone was standing packed tight together, when I told him he reached under my short skirt and slipped his finger into my pussy, people were all around! he was standing in front of me talking to his buddy stroking me I don't know if anyone noticed but it was the quietest orgasm I have ever had although I did nearly bite my lip off!!

That's Hot.

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Jun 26 2014, 07:02 PM

QUOTE(monkey19 @ Jun 26 2014, 04:51 PM)

When my husband was my boyfriend about 20 years ago, we were out in a packed bar I took off my panties in the bathroom. Everyone was standing packed tight together, when I told him he reached under my short skirt and slipped his finger into my pussy, people were all around! he was standing in front of me talking to his buddy stroking me I don't know if anyone noticed but it was the quietest orgasm I have ever had although I did nearly bite my lip off!!

You are one naughty woman

Posted by: alicia montana Nov 8 2014, 07:23 PM

i have done hand jobs to almost all my hubby friends, he drink's at home with friends and he always sleeps in the living room and i just love penis, so i do hand jobs to them, at first i did'nt know how to act but now i look forward (my hubby don't knows)

Posted by: alicia montana Nov 8 2014, 07:25 PM

theres 3 of them that have very large penis, like 6 or 7 inch cock, so i love them more ))))

Posted by: Lfccub Nov 10 2014, 10:58 AM

QUOTE(alicia montana @ Nov 8 2014, 06:25 PM)

theres 3 of them that have very large penis, like 6 or 7 inch cock, so i love them more ))))

Look at you all kinky and sexy. You must be a lot of fun

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2014, 03:38 PM

QUOTE(alicia montana @ Nov 8 2014, 05:25 PM)

theres 3 of them that have very large penis, like 6 or 7 inch cock, so i love them more ))))

Thank you for saying 6 or 7 inches is large.