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RMM Message Board _ Sex Talk _ What "props" Have You Used...
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 16 2006, 12:55 PM
Posted by: paybarraman Jun 16 2006, 12:59 PM
right left
body wash in the shower
bed sheet
never tried the "store bought" ones
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 16 2006, 01:01 PM
I like my pillow.......I call "her" Betty, she has all the right moves 
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 16 2006, 01:02 PM
I used to fuck my moms couch when I was younger...I'd stick my dick inbetween the cushons and pretend it was my 7th grade teacher......yep, she was a big gal 
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 16 2006, 01:18 PM
What happened when yer mom found out?
for me, just my left hand, or if I'm feeling naughty I cheat on lefty with righty
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 16 2006, 01:21 PM
for me, just my left hand, or if I'm feeling naughty I cheat on lefty with righty
damn dood you're prude
My mom asked me what spilled inbetween the cushons
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jun 16 2006, 01:42 PM
Makes me look thin uh babe
Posted by: paybarraman Jun 16 2006, 01:46 PM
You just look GOOD BB!
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 16 2006, 01:53 PM
i agree with u on that one Payfirebushman
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 16 2006, 01:53 PM
well wtf, do you want me to use your hand instead??
What did you say..."Me"?
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 16 2006, 01:55 PM
What did you say..."Me"?
No, try a jelly donut, or a baggie filled with lube
or somethingno I said I spilled some food
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 16 2006, 01:59 PM
or somethingwould heating up a watermelon in the oven and then fucking it count?
in your case, that probably isn't a lie
Posted by: boanna Jun 16 2006, 04:37 PM
well thats a fine insult for he the ladies...making this thread for guys...
like we dont need to masturbate......
what do u think we are doin all day...cleaning and cooking??
this thread is just a plot to get us to come here and talk nasty. u dont really want to know what guys do anyway...
Posted by: ddd35 Jun 16 2006, 04:42 PM
like we dont need to masturbate......
what do u think we are doin all day...cleaning and cooking??
this thread is just a plot to get us to come here and talk nasty. u dont really want to know what guys do anyway...
Well if it makes you feel better your included cause I was just about to say i use your pics ........
Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Jun 17 2006, 05:24 PM
im not a guy but ive been told by a few guys some of things they have once used. here are a few of the ones that stayed in my head....
-a rolled up sleeping bag
my best friend used to tightly roll a sleeping back and fuck the hole at the side... it wasnt his either and he never washed it, which was even funnier
-a bag of lube/jello
he said he somehow made a device that he stuck under his mattress and he would fuck the substance while it was tight in the mattress. haha
-a stuffed animal
my girlfriends brother actually stole her giant teddy bear, cut a hole in the crotch area and fucked it..... hahahaha
thats all i can recall. you guys have to get creative to make things seem/feel like pussy. we girls have it easy... phallic shapes are easy to find..... 
Posted by: Gazmo Jun 19 2006, 01:15 PM
i use a store bought little guy. putting in the couch cushions or under the matress is the best. only problem is about 2-3 inches pops out the back rubbing the couch and doesnt feal good. im in no way a "long" guy but they need to make them longer.
Ive seen online you take a piece of hose, pvc tubing, or just something that bends and you put it with your wacker or whatever you stick it in that has a tight seal and fuck away and suck on the end so it creates the sucking. and well if your like that you can keep sucking after you cum and get a surprise. ill pass on the last part though.
Posted by: boanna Jun 19 2006, 01:22 PM
Ive seen online you take a piece of hose, pvc tubing, or just something that bends and you put it with your wacker or whatever you stick it in that has a tight seal and fuck away and suck on the end so it creates the sucking. and well if your like that you can keep sucking after you cum and get a surprise. ill pass on the last part though.
wouldnt it just be easier to find a woman who LIKES to do the fucking and sucking for you?
Posted by: boanna Jun 19 2006, 01:23 PM
tell them the truth. u call her boanna!
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 19 2006, 01:25 PM
*takes notes*
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 19 2006, 01:34 PM
Ive seen online you take a piece of hose, pvc tubing, or just something that bends and you put it with your wacker or whatever you stick it in that has a tight seal and fuck away and suck on the end so it creates the sucking. and well if your like that you can keep sucking after you cum and get a surprise. ill pass on the last part though.
is it gay if you're sucking your own dick?
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 19 2006, 02:01 PM
only if you swallow
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 19 2006, 03:14 PM
Posted by: wild n crazy Aug 14 2006, 03:33 AM
do Any of you guys suck your own dicks?? or have you ever let other guys suck it?
Posted by: ddd35 Aug 14 2006, 06:55 AM
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 14 2006, 12:33 PM
a. can't reach and
b.why when there are so many women who will do it.
Posted by: wild n crazy Aug 14 2006, 03:11 PM
b.why when there are so many women who will do it.
well thats good. i guess thats another thread anyway...
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 18 2006, 04:10 AM
b.why when there are so many women who will do it.
my guess is only 1 of those statements is true but both of them have been attempted!
Posted by: paybarraman Aug 18 2006, 06:41 AM
HEY - OH!!!!!
BAMM!!!
Posted by: Gnappster Aug 18 2006, 11:26 AM
Hey, it takes 2 to lie.
1 to lie and 1 to listen.
Posted by: bondiguy Aug 18 2006, 07:44 PM
1 to lie and 1 to listen.
spotted!
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