Hey,

been lurking about for a few days decided it was time to standup and be counted. I'm total NOOB so i fully expect to get trashed daily but hey gotta start somewhere.

I'm 36 (hence the 69) from sunny Belfast, Northern Ireland and unfortunately work for a living (still keep buying those lotto tickets though)

I'm just out to have a laugh and some craic and of course admire all these lovely ladies (sorry lads you just don't float my boat).

I hope to expand this as time goes by and i get more competent so i hope to see you all on the boards.

Cheers

Monkey

PS would have put a picture on but i fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down