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day4ferris
post Aug 30 2005, 09:38 AM
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Top 10 Signs Your "Baby" Is Too Old For Breastfeeding

10. He can open your blouse by himself.
9. While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other.
8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
6. He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee.
5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.
4. After each feeding, he has a smoke.
3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.
2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to "Dueling Banjos."
1. Beard abrasions on areola.
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day4ferris   Breast Jokes   Aug 30 2005, 09:38 AM
day4ferris   A little boy saw his mother changing clothes and s...   Aug 30 2005, 09:42 AM
day4ferris   One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had ...   Aug 30 2005, 09:45 AM
COMEDYMAN   :lol:   Aug 30 2005, 10:04 AM
Hot mama   very good really liked them :2thumbsup: :lol:   Aug 30 2005, 10:52 AM
Gnappster   those are good! I should try the $10,000 ...   Aug 30 2005, 11:24 AM
juicy_DD   he he :2thumbsup:   Aug 30 2005, 03:53 PM
Narazbad   So one day a guy is walking down the street and he...   Aug 31 2005, 02:31 AM
day4ferris   A flat-chested woman was delighted when her Fairy ...   Aug 31 2005, 08:41 AM
day4ferris   Three babies were playing together at daycare. ...   Aug 31 2005, 08:43 AM
COMEDYMAN   90 year old couple are on their wedding night. Th...   Aug 31 2005, 08:50 AM
day4ferris   Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to...   Sep 1 2005, 04:25 PM
day4ferris   The success of the "Wonder Bra" for unde...   Sep 1 2005, 04:27 PM
day4ferris   Hope everyone enjoys...   Sep 2 2005, 09:21 AM
closeup   Not really a breast joke: Why can't Smokey th...   Sep 2 2005, 10:39 PM
bondiguy   Oh I get it... I get jokes!   Sep 2 2005, 10:45 PM
Puppet   hahahah good stuff!   Sep 5 2005, 11:58 AM
closeup   Why is the space between a woman's breasts and...   Sep 5 2005, 12:25 PM
Puppet   :P you Wise cracka!   Sep 5 2005, 12:26 PM
day4ferris   Another.   Sep 6 2005, 09:00 AM
clincar   So far so good!! Keep em coming :2thumbs...   Sep 6 2005, 09:09 AM
clincar   Like a bit of fun!!! I wonder where yo...   Sep 6 2005, 09:13 AM
clincar   Here's another one worth a giggle....sorry cha...   Sep 6 2005, 09:15 AM
Vlad   I only know 1 seeing as some of the others I knew ...   Sep 7 2005, 01:21 AM
Vlad   ...   Sep 7 2005, 01:29 AM
day4ferris   ....   Sep 7 2005, 08:33 AM
clincar   That's a good one!! :roflmao:   Sep 7 2005, 06:42 PM
Hot mama   thats a good one :roflmao: :roflmao:   Sep 24 2005, 06:42 PM
clincar   !!!!!   Sep 7 2005, 06:44 PM
day4ferris   Great news for girl watchers: Ogling women's b...   Sep 7 2005, 10:21 PM
closeup   Was this article before or after the one about al...   Sep 7 2005, 10:33 PM
day4ferris   ...   Sep 11 2005, 10:54 PM
Puppet   hahahahaha.. Susssed no bundgy jumping for you   Sep 11 2005, 11:16 PM
day4ferris   ....   Sep 14 2005, 08:38 AM
Hot mama   that was a nice one :lol:   Sep 24 2005, 06:39 PM
closeup   A short guide to Malespeak: "I'm a roma...   Sep 24 2005, 05:01 PM
Hot mama   closeup that was cool :P   Sep 24 2005, 05:56 PM
clincar   :roflmao: :roflmao:   Sep 27 2005, 05:30 PM
closeup   A woman was in her physician's office when she...   Sep 26 2005, 11:08 PM
Hot mama   very good I like that one :P   Sep 27 2005, 06:21 AM
clincar   :2thumbsup: :roflmao:   Sep 27 2005, 05:31 PM
Hot mama   [attachmentid=4768]   Sep 27 2005, 08:05 AM
clincar   That is so true!!! Does my bum loo...   Sep 27 2005, 05:31 PM
Hot mama   happy you like :)   Sep 28 2005, 07:14 AM
Hot mama   [attachmentid=4769]   Sep 27 2005, 08:06 AM
Hot mama   [attachmentid=4770]   Sep 27 2005, 08:06 AM
clincar   :roflmao: :roflmao:   Sep 27 2005, 05:32 PM
Hot mama   I hope you all like them my uncle sent them to me...   Sep 27 2005, 08:10 AM
Hot mama   I have more that he sent and I will look for them ...   Sep 27 2005, 08:11 AM
Hot mama   DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG... WIFE:...   Sep 27 2005, 08:31 AM
clincar   I like that one!!!   Sep 27 2005, 05:33 PM
Hot mama   [attachmentid=4771]   Sep 27 2005, 08:34 AM
Hot mama   LOVE MAKING FOR SENIORS 1. Put on your glass...   Sep 27 2005, 08:35 AM
clincar   :roflmao: :roflmao:   Sep 27 2005, 05:34 PM
Hot mama   Morning sex??????? John woke up one morning immens...   Sep 27 2005, 08:37 AM
clincar   That's probably the best so far!! :r...   Sep 27 2005, 05:34 PM
Hot mama   i like that one the most :2thumbsup:   Sep 28 2005, 07:14 AM
Hot mama   I hope you all like them as much as i did :P   Sep 27 2005, 08:43 AM
closeup   Those were great, Mama. I liked the droopping tits...   Sep 27 2005, 10:08 AM
Hot mama   thanks :P I did not know if anyone would like th...   Sep 27 2005, 10:47 AM
countryboykalamazoo   Dinner conversation went bad is hysterical, be a l...   Sep 27 2005, 11:42 AM
Hot mama   [   Sep 27 2005, 11:44 AM
clincar   That's a good one and yes I did smile!...   Sep 27 2005, 05:35 PM
boobs rocks   Dinner conversation and the pierced cow were hilar...   Sep 27 2005, 11:47 AM
Hot mama   I'm happy you like :)   Sep 27 2005, 11:48 AM
Hot mama   A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper do...   Sep 27 2005, 11:48 AM
jrock8   what did one saggy boob say to the other? we be...   Sep 28 2005, 02:13 PM
clincar   :roflmao:   Sep 28 2005, 04:57 PM
Hot mama   that was a good one :roflmao: :roflmao:   Sep 30 2005, 06:44 AM
closeup   Two sperm are swimming thru a womans' body. On...   Nov 8 2005, 09:12 PM
Hot mama   that was good :roflmao:   Nov 8 2005, 10:57 PM
7mary3   Okay, not a breast joke but it is one of my favori...   Nov 9 2005, 01:12 PM
Hot mama   that was a good one :P   Nov 15 2005, 11:12 AM
closeup   Two strangers are sitting at a bar, watching the 1...   Nov 30 2005, 06:13 PM
boingo99   Breast joke or blonde joke? You decide: A girl c...   Dec 8 2005, 09:20 PM
closeup   I like it! Let's keep this thread alive.   Dec 8 2005, 10:02 PM
chi619   Why do women talk twice as much as men do, and men...   Dec 11 2005, 09:40 PM
COMEDYMAN   wow first time a joke gave me wood :D   Dec 11 2005, 09:43 PM


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