All, long time browser and first time 'poster' as they say on talk radio here in the fruited plain.

With the exception of 'Lynette,' I've been impressed with the honesty/civility with most on this board and the fact that you all seem to have a helluva good time and I'd like to be a part of same.

Comedy, you indeed have a good sense of humor and Bondi, I guaraundamntee you I will not begin a new thread unless I've checked to see if a similar one already exists.

A bit about me, I'm 54 years old with most of my hair and some of my teeth.

My bride (not very understanding) has been with me for almost 15 years (my mother pays' her cash on a monthly basis) and yep, she has great breasts. No pic's fellas' sorry.

Continuing on, I work in the airline industry, have no children that I'm aware of, am a recovering catholic, have 13 RMM inches and reside in 'the sun 'n fun' capital of the midwest...St.Louis Mo. USA

So, I've finally put my foot in the RMM water and I hope that you all will be somewhat kind to this F.N.G............