Ok - here's the deal. I've been lurking for a while, so I know that there are certain things I need to be aware of.

1. Newbies need to watch their mouth.
Problem is - I have a smart mouth. If I cause offense, I am sorry, please don't take it personally.

2. Treat the ladies with respect.
No problem on this one. I have respect for anybody who is willing to place this kind of pic on the net. So for all those who do, a very large thankyou. I may not say it on a day-to-day basis, but I really do appreciate it.

3. Check before you post.
I can't believe some newbies don't - I mean WTF? If there's a thread for it, I'll post there, not start another thread. I mean c'mon - that's just lazy.

I know I've probably missed some, so if I slip up, please just let me know.

And now onto the stuff about me.

I'm 29, live in the most isolated capital city in the world - Perth, Australia. I have a very exciting job packing timber (/sarcasm). I rarely drink - shit I'm making myself sound boring...

Ah, f*ck it. If you have a question, ask it. I'll answer it. Best I can do at this stage. All I really wanna do is have some fun on here, chatting about whatever with whoever. You all seem to be a great bunch, and I look forward to the future here on the site.

Cheers,
CT.