[ Outline ] · Standard · Linear+ Naming Your Weiner

[Monkey69]

Ok, in true arthurian style who has named their knob, and what is it, we all know that theladies keep telling us boys we care for our penis too much but who has gone the extra mile?

King Athur had excalibur,

BB King has lucille

Monkey has Mr Wiggle

So fess up!

[evade20]

Ok, in true arthurian style who has named their knob, and what is it, we all know that theladies keep telling us boys we care for our penis too much but who has gone the extra mile?

King Athur had excalibur,

BB King has lucille

Monkey has Mr Wiggle

So fess up!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Pay no attention to the Monkey in the corner from the emerald isle...Behind the green curtain. He knows not what he asks. Name one's penis indeed. Puleeese! I never heard of such a thing.

My wife likes it best when "Mr. Stiffy" comes to visit, however.

[boanna]

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Pay no attention to the Monkey in the corner from the emerald isle...Behind the green curtain.      He knows not what he asks. Name one's penis indeed. Puleeese! I never heard of such a thing.  

My wife likes it best when "Mr. Stiffy" comes to visit, however. 
   

oh dear god, i need a nap after this one.

is it summer, the heat? what...whats made u men lose the little sense u were born with?

all the names for peckers came from men. women dont have time to sit and think of what to call your weenies. boobs dont have hundreds of nicknames. they dont need them. all u men need when u see a boob is a napkin, to catch your drool!

now weenies, on the other hand...strange looking fellows. so go ahead and fill up this thread with weenie names. meanwhile, the ladies will be over in OUR threads, flashing boobs!

by the way...usually, when we want a weenie, we dont even have to call it by a name! we do other things to get it's attention!

[evade20]

oh dear god,  i need a nap after this one. 

is it summer, the heat? what...whats made u men lose the little sense u were born with? 

all the names for peckers came from men. women dont have time to sit and think of what to call your weenies.  boobs dont have hundreds of nicknames. they dont need them.  all u men need when u see a boob is a napkin, to catch your drool!

  now weenies, on the other hand...strange looking fellows.  so go ahead and fill up this thread with weenie names.  meanwhile, the ladies will be over in OUR threads, flashing boobs!

by the way...usually, when we want a weenie, we dont even have to call it by a name! we do other things to get it's attention!  

Doesn't take much does it...