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post May 19 2006, 06:38 PM
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Anything really ironic that you notice more than most people?

George Carlin used to ask why people drive on the parkway, but park on the driveway.


I used to wonder why the only member of ZZ Top who didn't have a beard was named "Frank Beard". blink.gif
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post May 23 2006, 06:15 PM
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Here's something that happened to me that I think fits in this thread:
I was hitchhiking on the interstate, standing in the breakdown lane with my thumb out. This car pulls over about 30-40 yards ahead. As I start to jog towards it, the car pulls ahead another 30-40 yards. This dickwad is just pulling my chain and has no intention of giving me a ride. Now that I'm 80 yards further up the road, I decide to walk up to the next exit and get a bite to eat. The dickwad is still over on the shoulder, but now he's just crawling along. Then, a couple of minutes after, he stops and I catch up to him. He ran out of gas. The whole time I've had my thumb out, and just as I get past his car, a van pulls over and gives me a ride. The van driver thought I was a passenger of the stopped car and was stopping to give me a ride to the gas station. I told him what had happened, told him where I was heading and he dropped me not far from there. I hope the driver of the car had to stand there for hours after I "caught" his ride. smilio04.gif
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post May 23 2006, 06:16 PM
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QUOTE(closeup2 @ May 23 2006, 06:15 PM)
Here's something that happened to me that I think fits in this thread:
I was hitchhiking on the interstate, standing in the breakdown lane with my thumb out. This car pulls over about 30-40 yards ahead. As I start to jog towards it, the car pulls ahead another 30-40 yards. This dickwad is just pulling my chain and has no intention of giving me a ride. Now that I'm 80 yards further up the road, I decide to walk up to the next exit and get a bite to eat. The dickwad is still over on the shoulder, but now he's just crawling along. Then, a couple of minutes after, he stops and I catch up to him. He ran out of gas. The whole time I've had my thumb out, and just as I get past his car, a van pulls over and gives me a ride. The van driver thought I was a passenger of the stopped car and was stopping to give me a ride to the gas station. I told him what had happened, told him where I was heading and he dropped me not far from there. I hope the driver of the car had to stand there for hours after I "caught" his ride. smilio04.gif
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Nope! Still not irony. that's justice. 2thumbs.gif


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post May 23 2006, 06:30 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 23 2006, 06:16 PM)
Nope!  Still not irony. that's justice.   2thumbs.gif
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Sure, that's irony. I hope the bastard found the irony in it himself, while he carried his gas can down the highway.
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post May 23 2006, 06:32 PM
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QUOTE(closeup2 @ May 23 2006, 06:30 PM)
Sure, that's irony. I hope the bastard found the irony in it himself, while he carried his gas can down the highway.
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I know it's irony. I was just trying to be funny/clever. So much for that. I'll just stick with annoying and perverted. I think that suits me better.


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post May 23 2006, 06:41 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 23 2006, 06:32 PM)
I know it's irony.  I was just trying to be funny/clever.  So much for that.  I'll just stick with annoying and perverted.  I think that suits me better.
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Good, because I didn't want to be posting in the wrong thread. Bondi might start thinking of me as a board-whore. (Now that's irony)
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Isaac_Putin   Ironic Things You Notice?   May 19 2006, 06:38 PM
Gnappster   I've got one that happened just yesterday. Thi...   May 19 2006, 06:52 PM
Bobaloo   Someone get that man a bubble... And a rearview m...   May 19 2006, 07:48 PM
belicked6924   You mean he wasn't watching the backing up ca...   May 20 2006, 08:32 PM
Bobaloo   That was exactly the problem. He was looking at ...   May 22 2006, 10:46 AM
natalie   There was this girl at my work named Nicole who ba...   May 20 2006, 02:02 PM
tripled   Speaking about irony I think us Canadian girls kn...   May 20 2006, 05:18 PM
Bobaloo   I never thunk of it that way. good point.   May 22 2006, 10:46 AM
Gnappster   I thought that song was funny too. Like, The guy...   May 22 2006, 11:26 PM
Bobaloo   the song is on right now. i can't help but l...   May 23 2006, 05:29 PM
Gnappster   According to Alanis, that would be ironic.   May 23 2006, 05:52 PM
Bobaloo   I was hoping somebody would say that. :lol: :thum...   May 23 2006, 05:56 PM
Lynette   [color=purple]I think it's an ironic situation...   May 20 2006, 11:23 PM
foghorn   now that's more sad than ironic. it wouldn...   May 22 2006, 10:58 PM
belicked6924   I find it very odd that we want our significant ot...   May 20 2006, 11:28 PM
paybarraman   This happened to me once....We worked together, I...   May 22 2006, 10:59 AM
diane26   Ironic would be an obese dietitian. Or my dad when...   May 22 2006, 11:21 PM
ndboxer   You have got to go with what you know best. :2th...   May 24 2006, 01:05 PM
bondiguy   Not really ironic, just an observation... Why doe...   Oct 18 2006, 02:27 AM
bondiguy   If 7 11's are open 24hrs a day, 365 a year why...   Oct 18 2006, 02:27 AM
Gnappster   why doesn't he wear pants period? :huh: I t...   Oct 18 2006, 12:41 PM
bondiguy   Please spare us that visual Thank you fun polic...   Oct 19 2006, 03:10 AM
Gnappster   haha, that's what I'm here for.   Oct 19 2006, 12:56 PM
bondiguy   Once again not ironic.... but why do farts smell w...   Oct 19 2006, 06:14 PM
Gnappster   or in the bath tub? :blink:   Oct 19 2006, 06:35 PM
bondiguy   touche.... I only ever shower though   Oct 19 2006, 06:43 PM

 

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