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[Isaac_Putin]

Anything really ironic that you notice more than most people?

George Carlin used to ask why people drive on the parkway, but park on the driveway.


I used to wonder why the only member of ZZ Top who didn't have a beard was named "Frank Beard".

[paybarraman]

I think it's an ironic situation when a guy you've known for a while, and has been trying everything he can to get you to consent to having sex with him, can't get it up (spring a boner) when you finally are butt-naked and horny as hell in his bed with him. It's not just ironic, but really frustrating too.

This happened to me once....We worked together, I had always been hot for her but I actually just played that down. One night out we were both pretty hammered and we started getting into it in my car.....she was rearing and ready but I couldnt get hard....too many shots....I sucked and fingered her but that's all.....she really didnt remember much about the night.

Then about a year and a half later, we were taking a drunk co-worker home and after dropping him off I was taking her home and the subject came up and well after we got back to her place we fucked GOOD!!!!! My most vivid memory was after we got out of the shower, I was laying on the bed and she started to blow me....then she flipped her hair over one ear and it stays with me cause as she did that she was swallowing my cock so i have the combined sensations of the warmth of her mouth on my cock and the cool wetness of her hair hitting my leg.