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Isaac_Putin
post May 19 2006, 06:38 PM
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Anything really ironic that you notice more than most people?

George Carlin used to ask why people drive on the parkway, but park on the driveway.


I used to wonder why the only member of ZZ Top who didn't have a beard was named "Frank Beard". blink.gif
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post May 19 2006, 06:52 PM
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I've got one that happened just yesterday.
This old bastard came in to have paint protection film put all over the front of his brand new Equinox so that he wouldn't get stone chips while driving. My boss finishes and asks him if he would like him to pull the vehicle out of the shop. Old Man River says, "No I think I can handle it". He jumps in and backs his SUV out...right into my bosses van. Chipped up the paint on his rear bumper. I guess he shouldn't have been so worried about the stone chips on the front.


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post May 19 2006, 07:48 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 19 2006, 06:52 PM)
I've got one that happened just yesterday.
This old bastard came in to have paint protection film put all over the front of his brand new Equinox so that he wouldn't get stone chips while driving. My boss finishes and asks him if he would like him to pull the vehicle out of the shop. Old Man River says, "No I think I can handle it". He jumps in and backs his SUV out...right into my bosses van. Chipped up the paint on his rear bumper. I guess he shouldn't have been so worried about the stone chips on the front.
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Someone get that man a bubble... And a rearview mirror


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post May 20 2006, 08:32 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 19 2006, 06:48 PM)
Someone get that man a bubble... And a rearview mirror
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You mean he wasn't watching the backing up camera?


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post May 22 2006, 10:46 AM
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You mean he wasn't watching the backing up camera?
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That was exactly the problem. He was looking at the camera, not the screen. laughing-smiley-017.gif


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Isaac_Putin   Ironic Things You Notice?   May 19 2006, 06:38 PM
natalie   There was this girl at my work named Nicole who ba...   May 20 2006, 02:02 PM
tripled   Speaking about irony I think us Canadian girls kn...   May 20 2006, 05:18 PM
Bobaloo   I never thunk of it that way. good point.   May 22 2006, 10:46 AM
Gnappster   I thought that song was funny too. Like, The guy...   May 22 2006, 11:26 PM
Bobaloo   the song is on right now. i can't help but l...   May 23 2006, 05:29 PM
Gnappster   According to Alanis, that would be ironic.   May 23 2006, 05:52 PM
Bobaloo   I was hoping somebody would say that. :lol: :thum...   May 23 2006, 05:56 PM
Lynette   [color=purple]I think it's an ironic situation...   May 20 2006, 11:23 PM
foghorn   now that's more sad than ironic. it wouldn...   May 22 2006, 10:58 PM
belicked6924   I find it very odd that we want our significant ot...   May 20 2006, 11:28 PM
paybarraman   This happened to me once....We worked together, I...   May 22 2006, 10:59 AM
diane26   Ironic would be an obese dietitian. Or my dad when...   May 22 2006, 11:21 PM
closeup2   Here's something that happened to me that I th...   May 23 2006, 06:15 PM
Bobaloo   Nope! Still not irony. that's justice. ...   May 23 2006, 06:16 PM
closeup2   Sure, that's irony. I hope the bastard found ...   May 23 2006, 06:30 PM
Bobaloo   I know it's irony. I was just trying to be f...   May 23 2006, 06:32 PM
closeup2   Good, because I didn't want to be posting in ...   May 23 2006, 06:41 PM
ndboxer   You have got to go with what you know best. :2th...   May 24 2006, 01:05 PM
bondiguy   Not really ironic, just an observation... Why doe...   Oct 18 2006, 02:27 AM
bondiguy   If 7 11's are open 24hrs a day, 365 a year why...   Oct 18 2006, 02:27 AM
Gnappster   why doesn't he wear pants period? :huh: I t...   Oct 18 2006, 12:41 PM
bondiguy   Please spare us that visual Thank you fun polic...   Oct 19 2006, 03:10 AM
Gnappster   haha, that's what I'm here for.   Oct 19 2006, 12:56 PM
bondiguy   Once again not ironic.... but why do farts smell w...   Oct 19 2006, 06:14 PM
Gnappster   or in the bath tub? :blink:   Oct 19 2006, 06:35 PM
bondiguy   touche.... I only ever shower though   Oct 19 2006, 06:43 PM

 

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